Watch And/Or Listen to This: Charli XCX’s “Need Ur Luv” on Letterman

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This is my new favorite talk show musical performance, for what I think are fairly obvious reasons.

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 12/16/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Taylor Swift – “Blank Space”
2. Tove Lo – “Habits (Stay High)”
3. Maroon 5 – “Animals”
4. Ed Sheeran – “Don’t”
5. Sam Smith – “I’m Not the Only One”
6. Hozier – “Take Me to Church”
7. Mr. Probz – “Waves”
8. Taylor Swift – “Shake It Off”
9. Meghan Trainor – “All About That Bass”
10. Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj – “Bang Bang”
11. Ariana Grande ft. The Weeknd – “Love Me Harder”
12. Nick Jonas – “Jealous”
13. Calvin Harris ft. John Newman – “Blame”
14. Big Sean ft. E40 – “IDFWU”
15. I LOVE MAKONNEN ft. Drake – “Tuesday (Remix)”
16. Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora – “Black Widow”
17. Alesso ft. Tove Lo – “Heroes (We Could Be)”
18. Selena Gomez – “The Heart Wants What It Wants”
19. Chris Brown ft. Usher and Rick Ross – “New Flame”
20. Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars – “Uptown Funk”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Love Me Harder
2. Take Me to Church
3. Bang Bang
4. Jealous
5. Habits (Stay High)
6. Shake It Off
7. Blank Space
8. Uptown Funk
9. Black Widow
10. Blame
11. Waves
12. IDFWU
13. Don’t
14. The Heart Wants What It Wants
15. I’m Not the Only One
16. Heroes (We Could Be)
17. All About That Bass
18. Tuesday (Remix)
19. Animals
20. New Flame

Bob’s Burgers 5.7: “Tina Tailor Soldier Spy”

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Who among us still wears their thunderwear? http://www.starpulse.com/news/Jeffrey_Malone/2014/12/15/bobs-burgers-season-5-episode-7-recap-

SNL Recap December 13, 2014: Martin Freeman/Charli XCX

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SNL: Charli XCX, Martin Freeman, Kenan Thompson (CREDIT: YouTube Screenshot)

This review was originally posted on Starpulse in December 2014.

It was the British invasion on the penultimate 2014 episode of “SNL,” with first-time host Martin Freeman and first-time musical guest Charli XCX.  It is not every week that “SNL” has the perfect actor to play nebbishy scamps, so this episode took every opportunity it could to fit Freeman into his wheelhouse.  Indeed, at least regarding the host, this was one of the most well-cast episodes of “SNL” in a while.  Meanwhile, the show in general continued its Season 40 pattern of focusing on original material, with a single character on Weekend Update serving as the lone recurring bit of the night.

Charlie Rose – It is not often that “SNL” extrapolates a broader social point from its timely political skethces, which is why this examination of a couple of architects of torture felt as fresh as it did.  Bobby Moynihan and Kyle Mooney were keyed in perfectly to the roles of two men who love being great at their jobs, morals be damned.  It was not clear, though, why this was presented in a “Charlie Rose” parody, other than for the joke about how it is torture to be stuck in a dark room for years. B

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What Won TV? – December 7-December 13, 2014

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Bob’s Burgers
Monday – Jeopardy!
Tuesday – New Girl
Wednesday – Arrow, you’ve had a bumpy season so far, but know that I love you.
Thursday – The Eric Andre Show
Friday – Comedy Bang! Bang!, nearly perfect
Saturday – Charli XCX shaking her butt on the Saturday Night Live stage

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 12/13/14

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Each week, I check out VH1′s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Ed Sheeran – “Don’t”
2. Calvin Harris ft. John Newman – “Blame”
3. Maroon 5 – “Animals”
4. Taylor Swift – “Blank Space”
5. Nick Jonas – “Jealous”
6. Mr. Probz – “Waves”
7. Tove Lo – “Habits”
8. Sam Smith – “I’m Not the Only One”
9. Alesso ft. Tove Lo – “Heroes (We Could Be)”
10. Jason Derulo – “Trumpets”
11. Hozier – “Take Me to Church”
12. Meghan Trainor – “Lips Are Movin”
13. Selena Gomez – “The Heart Wants What It Wants”
14. Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars – “Uptown Funk”
15. Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj – “Bang Bang”
16. Matt Nathanson ft. Lolo – “Headphones”
17. Echosmith – “Cool Kids”
18. David Guetta ft. Sam Martin – “Dangerous”
19. Vance Joy – “Riptide”
20. OneRepublic – “I Lived”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Take Me to Church
2. Bang Bang
3. Riptide
4. Jealous
5. Habits
6. Blame
7. Waves
8. Uptown Funk
9. Blank Space
10. Dangerous
11. Cool Kids
12. Don’t
13. The Heart Wants What It Wants
14. I’m Not the Only One
15. Heroes (We Could Be)
16. Animals
17. I Lived
18. Lips Are Movin
19. Trumpets
20. Headphones

The Middle 6.9: “The Christmas Wall”

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Emily’s engaged. … They like him! http://www.starpulse.com/news/Jeffrey_Malone/2014/12/11/the-middle-season-6-episode-9-recap-wh

New Girl 4.11 – “LAXMas”

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Pay no attention to the Nick Miller behind the ticket counter: http://www.starpulse.com/news/Jeffrey_Malone/2014/12/10/new-girl-season-4-episode-11-reverse-s

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 12/9/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Tove Lo – “Habits (Stay High)”
2. Maroon 5 – “Animals”
3. Ed Sheeran – “Don’t”
4. Taylor Swift – “Shake It Off”
5. Meghan Trainor – “All About That Bass”
6. Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj – “Bang Bang”
7. Ariana Grande ft. The Weeknd – “Love Me Harder”
8. Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora – “Black Widow”
9. Sam Smith – “I’m Not the Only One”
10. Hozier – “Take Me to Church”
11. Taylor Swift – “Blank Space”
12. Mr. Probz – “Waves”
13. Calvin Harris ft. John Newman – “Blame”
14. Chris Brown ft. Usher and Rick Ross – “New Flame”
15. Nicki Minaj – “Anaconda”
16. I LOVE MAKONNEN ft. Drake – “Tuesday (Remix)”
17. Rich Gang ft. Young Thug and Rich Homie Quan – “Lifestyle”
18. Selena Gomez – “The Heart Wants What It Wants”
19. Nick Jonas – “Jealous”
20. Jason Derulo – “Trumpets”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Love Me Harder
2. Take Me to Church
3. Bang Bang
4. Jealous
5. Shake It Off
6. Habits (Stay High)
7. Black Widow
8. Blame
9. Waves
10. Blank Space
11. Don’t
12. The Heart Wants What It Wants
13. I’m Not the Only One
14. Anaconda
15. All About That Bass
16. Tuesday (Remix)
17. Animals
18. Trumpets
19. New Flame
20. Lifestyle

Bob’s Burger’s 5.6 – “Father of the Bob”

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Gene and Louise were on top of things – they remembered to ask Tina if she had bought Christmas presents for their parents, but she was totally not doing her part, only managing to get something for Linda: http://www.starpulse.com/news/Jeffrey_Malone/2014/12/08/bobs-burgers-season-5-episode-6-father

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