‘I Want Your Sex’ is a Doozy of an Erotic Mystery

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What do we want?! (CREDIT: Magnolia Pictures)

Starring: Cooper Hoffman, Olivia Wilde, Mason Gooding, Chase Sui Wonders, Daveed Diggs, Charli XCX, Johnny Knoxville, Margaret Cho, Roxane Mesquida

Director: Gregg Araki

Running Time: 90 Minutes

Rating: R for Strong Sexuality (Frequently Funny and Occasionally Scary)

Release Date: July 31, 2026 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: In I Want Your Sex, Cooper Hoffman plays a naive fellow named Elliot who truly never could have guessed what he was in for at his new job. (Even those of us who aren’t so gullible would have been surprised by all the twists and turns!) He’s hired as a new assistant for Erika Tracy (Olivia Wilde), an artist known for her sexually explicit pieces and her extreme skepticism towards her own profession. Soon enough, the assistant gig turns into a BDSM relationship. Elliot’s excited to be dominated by a powerful woman, whereas she seems to be motivated mostly by boredom. It’s all fated to take a bizarre dark turn, as indicated by flash-forwards of Elliot answering to a pair of detectives (Johnny Knoxville, Margaret Cho) about Erika’s disappearance and possible murder.

What Made an Impression?: Contemporary Art is a Scam”: I’m no expert in the contemporary art scene, but I have seen plenty of movies that hilariously insist that the whole endeavor is patently ridiculous. And I Want Your Sex is particularly ruthless in that regard. It essentially asks: What if your whole life were just a nonsensical work of art provocation? Elliot’s experience suggests that it would be decently amusing at first but that it would inevitably become a little too anxiety-inducing.
More Like “Ex-C-Ex”: This is a movie with a bunch of friendly faces in the supporting cast, including Daveed Diggs as Erika’s brusque manager, Mason Gooding as Elliot’s sort-of-friendly co-worker, and Chase Sui Wonders as Elliot’s roommate who’s also by far the least warped human being we encounter. But then there’s Charli XCX (continuing quite the onscreen year for herself) as Elliot’s girlfriend. And let’s put “girlfriend” in quotes because she doesn’t appear to love or like him in any measurable capacity. And let’s furthermore say that that whole gag is milked for all its worth in a handful of well-deployed scenes, including a screamer of a punch line
I Guess That Was Worth It: I Want Your Sex hinges on a conclusion that offers a more-or-less happy ending for just about everybody. It’s definitely a relief, although it does feel like it kind of comes out of nowhere. But the more I’ve thought about it, the more it actually has felt paradoxically inevitable, while boldly underscoring the thesis that art is just a scam. But not in a way that is as cynical as you might suspect that message must be. Instead, we are assured that we can use that scam energy and be reborn in truth on the other side.

I Want Your Sex is Recommended If: You’ve always wanted to see The Usual Suspects crossed with Nocturnal Animals

Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Whips

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 7/24/26

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Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Hadestown: The Musical (Theaters) – A Broadway show comes to the big screen.
Rosebush Pruning (Theaters)

TV
President Curtis Series Premiere (July 26 on Adult Swim) – Rick and Morty spinoff with Keith David in the title role.
Beat Shazam Season Premiere (July 28 on FOX)

Music
-Charli XCX, Music, Fashion, Film
-Robyn Hitchcock, The Confuser
-The Strokes, Reality Awaits
-Shania Twain, Little Miss Twain
-Tyla, A*Pop
-WILLOW, The Thread
-Pete Yorn, All the Beauty

Sports
-AIG Women’s Open (July 30-August 2 on Golf Channel and NBC)

Did ‘Erupcja’ Rock My World?

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She’s still bringing the boom (CREDIT: 1-2 Special)

Starring: Charli XCX, Lena Góra, Will Madden, Jeremy O. Harris, Agata Trzebuchowska

Director: Pete Ohs

Running Time: 71 Minutes

Rating: Not Rated

Release Date: April 17, 2026 (Theaters)

Do I think it would be romantic if there were a major volcanic eruption on the weekend that I plan to propose to my future wife? Perhaps, from the right perspective. But for Charli XCX’s character Bethany in the movie Erupcja (that’s Polish for “eruption,” because this movie takes place in Warsaw), it’s a sign that she should instead go hang out and party with her Polish friend Nel (Lena Góra) and ditch her boyfriend Rob (Will Madden). Because apparently whenever she and Nel meet up with each other, a lava-filled structure blows its top. So did this movie lead me to want to make volcanos my new home? Not particularly. Rather, it convinced me that we should all just have a healthy relationship with them.

Grade: 38 out of 50-70 Worldwide Eruptions

Does ‘The Moment’ Capture the Moment? Or At Least a Moment?

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Do you wanna give me a Moment? (CREDIT: A24)

Starring: Charli XCX, Rosanna Arquette, Kate Berlant, Jamie Demetriou, Hailey Benton Gates, Isaac Powell, Alexander Skarsgård

Director: Aidan Zamiri

Running Time: 103 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: January 30, 2026 (Theaters)

Has Brat Summer transitioned into Spinal Tap Winter? You definitely get some flavors of that in the flarfluffing mockumentary The Moment, starring and based on an idea by Charli XCX. It’s occasionally as chuckle-worthy as the Stonehenge of Fly-on-the-Wall Mock Rock Docs, but overall it’s a whole lot more disaffected. Or maybe Charli is just much more tired than Derek, Nighel, and David ever have been. Either way, I did feel like I was in the moment when I was in The Moment.

Grade: 71 out of 103 Moments

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 2/13/26

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Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Crime 101 (Theaters)
GOAT (Theaters)
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (Theaters)
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (Theaters)
“Wuthering Heights” (Theaters)

TV
-Film Independent Spirit Awards (February 15 on YouTube) – Hosted by Miss Eggy.
Family Guy Season 24 Premiere (February 15 on FOX)
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Season 13 Premiere (February 15 on HBO)

Music
-Chet Faker, A Love for Strangers
-Gogol Bordello, We Mean It, Man!
-Jill Scott, To Whom This May Concern
-Charli XCX, Wuthering Heights Soundtrack

jmunney’s Favorite Music of 2024

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Every week, I check the schedule of new albums coming out and listen to the ones that catch my ear. Then I make a note throughout the year of the ones that made a strong impression. And then to finalize my Best Albums of 2024 list, I re-listened to everything on that shortlist to confirm whether or not I did in fact like them enough to enshrine them among the crème de la crème.

As for my favorite new songs of the year, they can be hard to find, since I live in a city with reliable public transportation, and thus rarely drive, and thus rarely listen to the radio. So I hope that I’ll encounter some good ones on the albums that I seek out, or that they otherwise reach me via pop cultural osmosis. Also, I try to stick with songs that were released as singles, but it’s okay if they weren’t.

Anyway, here’s the music that happily stuck with me in 2024:

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Jeff’s Wacky SNL Review: Charli XCX/Charli XCX

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How many Brats does it take to screw in an episode of SNL? (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)

Jeff “jmunney” Malone watches every new episode of Saturday Night Live and then reviews all the sketches and segments according to a “wacky” theme.

Happy Brat, everyone!

Yes, it’s true, Ms. Charlotte Emma Aitchison was both the host and THE musical guest of Season 50, Episode 7 of Saturday Night Live. You may have noticed that she released an album called Brat earlier this year. Brat isn’t just a collection of songs, it’s also a meme, and a lifestyle, and perhaps a revolution. So of course I’m going to review each sketch of this episode in terms of its Brat-ness.

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Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 6/7/24

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Will Fantasmas be fantasmic? (CREDIT: HBO/Screenshot)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Bad Boys: Ride or Die (Theaters) – This is the fourth Bad Boys. The third one was called “for Life.”
I Used to Be Funny (Theaters) – Rachel Sennott is in this.
Tuesday (Theaters)
The Watchers (Theaters)

TV
Fantasmas Series Premiere (June 7 on HBO) – Starring Julio Torres.

Music
-Aurora, What Happened to the Heart?
-Bon Jovi, Forever
-Charli XCX, Brat

Sports
-Belmont Stakes (June 8 on FOX)
-2024 US Open (June 13-16 on NBC, USA, and Peacock) – Golfing in Pinehurst Resort.

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 3/18/22

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Human Resources (CREDIT: Netflix)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Deep Water (March 18 on Hulu) – Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas directed by Adrian Lyne.
The Outfit (Theaters)
Umma (Theaters)
X (Theaters)

TV
Human Resources Season 1 (March 18 on Netflix) – Big Mouth spin-off.
Atlanta Season 3 Premiere (March 24 on FX)
One Perfect Shot Series Premiere (March 24 on HBO Max) – Based on the Twitter account.

Music
-Charli XCX, CRASH
-Rosalía, Motomami

Jeff’s Wacky SNL Review: Oscar Isaac/Charli XCX

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SNL: Charli XCX, Oscar Isaac, Aidy Bryant (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)

And the Oscar goes to… the 14th episode of the 47th season of Saturday Night Live, as it was hosted by Acting Man Oscar Isaac. And as for the musical guest, well you know it’s Charli XCX. She was originally booked to sing on this season’s partially scuttled Paul Rudd episode, which she at least did appear on in pre-recorded form. Save that one for the history books…

Since my birthday is in a few days, I’ve ordered the sketches in this review in order of how much I would enjoy spending my birthday in the sketches’ settings, from least desirable to most desirable.

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