What Won TV? – March 9-March 15, 2014

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Did the True Detective finale beat Bob’s Burgers‘ first anthology episode? Not quite. (Honorable mention to Girls guest star Felicity Jones looking great even with psoriasis.)
Monday – Rick and Morty is back.
Tuesday – Kroll Show/New Girl
Wednesday – Broad City (Although it was probably actually Billy on the Street, but I don’t have FUSE right now and BOTS is not making itself available online.)
Thursday – It is quite the recommendation that I am picking Review on the most competitive night of the week.
Friday – Hannibal
Saturday – I watched a bunch of NCAA conference tournament games, but there have been more exciting days of college basketball.

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 3/15/14

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Each week, I check out VH1′s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
2. Lorde – “Team”
3. One Direction – “Story of My Life”
4. Bastille – “Pompeii”
5. Pharrell – “Happy”
6. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
7. John Legend – “All of Me”
8. Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”
9. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”
10. Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
11. Demi Lovato – “Neon Lights”
12. John Newman – “Love Me Again”
13. Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z – “Drunk in Love”
14. Aloe Blacc – “The Man”
15. Fitz and the Tantrums – “The Walker”
16. Shakira ft. Rihanna – “Can’t Remember to Forget You”
17. Christina Perri – “Human”
18. Imagine Dragons – “On Top of the World”
19. The Fray – “Love Don’t Die”
20. Paramore – “Ain’t It Fun”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Dark Horse
2. Happy
3. Team
4. The Man
5. Pompeii
6. Love Me Again
7. Drunk in Love
8. Can’t Remember to Forget You
9. Ain’t It Fun
10. Burn
11. The Walker
12. On Top of the World
13. Love Don’t Die
14. Talk Dirty
15. Best Day of My Life
16. Say Something
17. All of Me
18. Neon Lights
19. Human
20. Story of My Life

Community Episode Review: 5.9 “VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing”

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Brie Larson’s Rachel appears to be the anti-Frank Grimes, that is, the one-time Simpsons character who has come to represent the idea of a person seemingly transported from the real world to be totally put off by TV characters’ craziness.  Rachel, on the other hand, sees the craziness of the Greendale crew and says, “Yes, I like that.”  And she actively contributes to it by being the one who gives Abed the interactive VCR game “Pile of Bullets,” a game that is really crazy, even by Community standards.  But, like someone who seems to have come in from the real world, her craziness or attraction to it is tempered and self-aware, putting her foot down as she does when the craziness gets too manipulative.

So anyway, I’m happy that Brie Larson is finally back for more than just the last two minutes of an episode.  “VCR Maintenance” only further cemented my belief that she should be a regular or semi-regular.  (Apparently, her film career is taking off, so she might have trouble fitting it into her schedule, but she better make time for at least a few episodes should there be a Season 6, because Rachel is simply not a character that should fall victim to Chuck Cunningham Syndrome.)  Did it bother me that Abed and Rachel had suddenly become the “Aww” Couple since the last time we saw them?  No, because their courtship was convincing and extensive enough in “Herstory of Dance” and all the lost time between then and “Analysis of Cork-Based Networking” was brushed off with a “Let’s just forget that and start dating.”

Rachel finds herself in the cross-hairs of an Annie-Abed plot that puts Alison Brie’s and Danny Pudi’s boisterous chemistry to ideal use.  If you’ve ever watched interviews with the Community cast, you know that these two tend to goof off together with boundless energy.  So getting them rolling dice, collecting tokens, finger-banging, and tornado-ing in tune with an especially nonsensical piece of interactive technology was the perfect method of corralling all that enthusiasm.  Plus, it fit their characters exactly, appealing to Annie’s intense perfectionism and Abed’s commitment to the bit.

Somehow the game of Pile of Bullets was the method of Annie and Abed choosing a new roommate, and somehow that made perfect sense in the context of the episode.  Rachel moving in may not have been the best idea, but it did make sense that Abed would want her to move in, beyond just the typical reasons of someone trying to move things too quickly in a relationship (more on that later), and actually, her moving in could work (more on that later also).  Annie’s brother moving in might make sense because he’s family and they’ve lived together before, but also, this appearance is the first time that Anthony has ever even been mentioned on the show.

Coming into this episode, I was concerned that this brother who was hitherto unknown would be a problem, and it still kind of was, but it wasn’t as bad as it could have been.  As he mentions, he was 13 when Annie become addicted to Adderall, so it makes sense that he wasn’t in a position to independently stay in touch with her after their parents cut her off.  And Annie has never really divulged that much information about her family, so I can believe that she never happened to be inclined to bring up his name.  Ultimately, I can believe that he would never be mentioned over the course of five years; I think the only thing that was missing was some in-show acknowledgement of his previous total absence.

Played by Spencer Crittenden (who Harmontown listeners know as the podcast’s Dungeons & Dungeons Dungeon Master) basically as his monotone self, Anthony confused me a little at first, thinking he was supposed to be slow in wild contrast to the quick-witted Annie.  As the episode progressed, though, he ultimately projected a sort of Zen wisdom with his flat affect.  They didn’t exactly have a whole lot of sibling similarities, but I did get a sense of Anthony having resigned himself to being bossed around by a controlling older sister.

In trying to find a replacement for Troy, Annie and Abed drive both Anthony and Rachel away and therein demonstrate how much they need someone like Troy to counterbalance their intensity.  Anthony departs a little annoyed at Annie, but not so annoyed as to preclude the possibility of a return appearance, which I would be happy to see.  Spencer really seems like he’s going places.  Meanwhile, Rachel is understandably upset at Abed at his most manipulative, and I’m momentarily experiencing the same abandonment issues as Abed, worried that Brie Larson is going to disappear from Community yet again.  Luckily, Abed remembers that he has found the perfect girl for him and knows that she will forgive him if he offers a “third act apology.”  And here is evidence for why Rachel would be a solid roommate choice.  I’ve compared her to Troy in the past, and that is exactly it – she happily goes along with Abed’s homages but not quite as intensely as he does, but she is able to rein him in from his worst tendencies, much better than Troy ever was able to (though, to be fair to Troy, Rachel may have benefited from Troy’s influence on Abed before she met him).

The “third act apology” really is an incredible moment.  It works according to the same principle as Abed’s big, public declaration of love at the end of “Herstory of Dance” – he takes a fictional trope and shows that it does have meaning when applied to real life, but he tweaks it a little bit for his own purposes.  Abed and Rachel could have just kissed as Pavel poured down the rainwater, and Rachel would have been fine with that, and she was right to think that that would have been adorable.  But Abed also wants to explain himself, and it is beautiful when he says, “Just because it’s adorable doesn’t mean it’s not important.”  This is a cool gesture, but it is also how Abed knows best how to communicate, and even without the two of them kissing in that scene, it is incredibly romantic, and I am left thinking how much I need to find a girl who would appreciate a gesture like that just as much as Rachel does.

In the “Educational Publishing” half of this episode, Jeff, Shirley, and Hickey stumble across a cache of hidden textbooks that they scheme to sell on the black market (or whatever the Greendale equivalent of the black market is).  But things get complicated when they need to bring Britta into the fold for her connections and then when Chang stumbles across them.  This storyline is basically A Simple Plan (everything goes wrong for amateur criminals because they’re amateurs) crossed with Community characters having a penchant for taking things way too far.

This subplot had its moments.  It’s always fun to see Shirley quickly switch gears from moralistic to take-charge.  Chang was well-utilized, not only just for dependably delivering bizarre lines (“I stole all these books so I could come kiss them”) but also providing a bit of characterization in that he is concerned about breaking the terms of his parole.  Also, Britta shouting “EvErYbOdY!” was a great callback to Annie shouting “EVERYTHING!” and Chang shouting “Everywhere!”  I guess they were all referencing Léon: The Professional, so my theory is that the Save Greendale Committee watched that movie together and they are all now finding moments to show off their Gary Oldman impressions.

Ultimately, I don’t think the textbook story amounted to all that much special.  These are bad habits we’ve seen these characters fall into before, and it is not the most cathartic to see them fall into them again.  It is believable, sure, preventing it from being a failure, but it would have been more satisfying to see more development.

Now I want to go back to the opening of this episode, to focus on the Dean’s peanut costume rapping, which is my choice for funniest Dean moment since the costume montage in “Paradigms of Human Memory” back in Season 2.  It is also probably the most elaborate Dean costume thus far for this season.  Last season, there was criticism that the Dean had been reduced to a series of cheap costume gags.  At the time, I contended that it made sense that he would keep dressing the way he was dressing because that was just a part of his character.  I stand by that defense, but this moment demonstrates that for the costumes to really be memorable, there has to be something about the joke beyond the costume itself.  Dean Pelton didn’t need to be wearing a peanut costume to do a rap that got out of his control, but the two elements did feed into each other, making them better than either would have been on its own.

And now, the bullet-point portion of the review:
-For the second week in a row, there was a gonzo guest appearance from the creator of one of the best shows of all time – this time, Breaking Bad‘s Vince Gilligan, who played the actor in Pile of Bullets.  As far as I know, neither Gilligan nor Mitch Hurwitz has had much previous acting experience, but they both gave such natural performances, so they must have learned a thing or two from writing great material for great actors and spending time with those great actors.  Also like Hurwitz, Gilligan got his own tag, which also featured Gina Gershon, because why the hell not?
-I would have liked it if Paul Williams had more to do.  I suppose most TV viewers, and even most Community viewers, aren’t as likely to recognize the writer of “The Rainbow Connection” as I am.  But he’s the type of person that people who do recognize him will want to see something memorable out of.  At least let him sing a note!
–Britta stroking her hair…
-“Why do you have all those muscles if you’re gonna bitch about moving boxes?” – Important pointed question from Hickey to Jeff
-“Just a little Protestant humor”
-“Are we sure this isn’t some art film?”
-Pavel!  It’s been mad long, bros.
-There were urinals in the women’s room.
-“Is this a real conversation or are we being bugged by the Feds?” – Uh-oh, does Rachel know about Agent Vohlers?
-“Well, more food for the buzzards.”

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 3/11/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Pharrell – “Happy”
2. Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”
3. John Legend – “All of Me”
4. Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
5. Bastille – “Pompeii”
6. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
7. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
8. Lorde – “Team”
9. Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
10. Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z – “Drunk in Love”
11. Avicii – “Hey Brother”
12. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
13. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
14. Miley Cyrus – “Adore You”
15. Kid Ink ft. Chris Brown – “Show Me”
16. One Direction – “Story of My Life”
17. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
18. Demi Lovato – “Neon Lights”
19. John Newman – “Love Me Again”
20. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Dark Horse
2. Happy
3. Team
4. Demons
5. Pompeii
6. Hey Brother
7. Love Me Again
8. Drunk in Love
9. Timber
10. Burn
11. Counting Stars
12. Let Her Go
13. Adore You
14. Talk Dirty
15. Best Day of My Life
16. Say Something
17. All of Me
18. Show Me
19. Neon Lights
20. Story of My Life

The Collected Madness of Alex Trebek, Volume 11

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Alex Trebek is starting to lose it, and as a public service, I will be posting all the evidence of his insanity.

47. Skrillex, whose name is Yiddish for “toxic pig skin”, became deaf in his right ear while probing a human embryo with the gas-powered congresswoman

48. Oops! Bruce Willis butt-dialed my mother-in-law saying, “Och, bring over your mother & go outside & dig up some tatties”

49. Currently the top 10 baby names for Jewish girls include Inchworm, Happy Nuts, Flimsy Puss, Caterpillar Smokes, Brown Sugar & Desert Dweller

50. Hugh Jackman is a hairy man with one saclike body cavity that looks like an older dog with thick fur who was put to sleep for making a fool of himself

51. OMG! A self-absorbed carpet soaking yoga instructor squeezed out a humorously small sausage equivalent to 1/60 of a belly button

52. The ex-president of Ukraine, James VanDerBeek, often massages weasels in order to extract this foul-smelling waxy secretion that has bridge engineers all over the world screaming, “Whassup!”

What Won TV? – March 2-March 8, 2014

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Girls
Monday – RuPaul’s Drag Race
Tuesday – Justified, Kroll Show, and Trophy Wife were all about even.
Wednesday – Broad City going all bottle episode.
Thursday – Community
Friday – Hannibal. How can it be this good?
Saturday – The latest Good Neighbor short on SNL.

SNL Recap March 8, 2014: Lena Dunham/The National

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A Message From the President
I saw Non-Stop a couple of days ago, and aww man, I am so pumped for Liam Neeson right now.  Why can’t he host?  Not much happened here, but Liam did show up and yell at Vladimir Putin, and that goes a long way. B

Lena Dunham’s Monologue
Yes, we get it, because of the content of her show, people feel way too comfortable asking Lena Dunham personal questions.  But this all felt so … tame. C

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VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 3/8/14

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Each week, I check out VH1′s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Lorde – “Team”
2. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
3. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
4. One Direction – “Story of My Life”
5. Bastille – “Pompeii”
6. Pharrell – “Happy”
7. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”
8. John Legend – “All of Me”
9. John Newman – “Love Me Again”
10. Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”
11. Demi Lovato – “Neon Lights”
12. Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
13. Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
14. Miley Cyrus – “Adore You”
15. Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z – “Drunk in Love”
16. Eminem ft. Rihanna – “The Monster”
17. Fitz and the Tantrums – “The Walker”
18. Christina Perri – “Human”
19. Imagine Dragons – “On Top of the World”
20. The Fray – “Love Don’t Die”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Dark Horse
2. Happy
3. Team
4. The Monster
5. Pompeii
6. Love Me Again
7. Drunk in Love
8. Timber
9. Burn
10. The Walker
11. Adore You
12. On Top of the World
13. Love Don’t Die
14. Talk Dirty
15. Best Day of My Life
16. Say Something
17. All of Me
18. Neon Lights
19. Human
20. Story of My Life

Community Episode Review: 5.8 “App Development and Condiments”

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In several of my reviews, I have discussed how an episode has worked or not worked in relation to the templates Community has set in previous episodes.  But it seems appropriate with “App Development and Condiments” to mix it up a little bit and frame my analysis in relation to another show.  This episode is the first one credited to former American Dad! writers Jordan Blum and Parker Deay.  (Their AD! credits include the Avatar-riffing “Virtual In-Stanity,” my choice for the best episode of that season.)  “AD&C” had the tone and structure of a typically excellent AD! episode, which begins unassumingly but then gradually, though ultimately completely, transforms into a new normal.  The best example of this is the best American Dad! episode of all time – “Rapture’s Delight” – and it is surely no coincidence that that episode was written by Chris McKenna and that McKenna is now back on the writing staff and an executive producer of Community.

Now, indeed, it is not like Community has not had plenty of episodes in which Greendale morphed into something else.  But “App Development” felt different than your Modern Warfare’s, or your 2-part Season 2 paintball finales, or your Pillows & Blankets’, or your Geothermal Escapism’s, and thus the extratextual comparison.  In American Dad!, the total restructuring of the show’s universe is essentially ignored in subsequent episodes, whereas in Community, it is made clear that the campus needs to be cleaned up.  This episode is still recognizably Greendale, but there is a jump that leaves the origin of some major elements unexplained.  Greendalians taking something new way too seriously didn’t need an explanation, but everyone dressing like they were in a dystopian future could have used one.  I suppose there was some foreshadowing in that regard with Abed explaining that 3’s and 2’s wore neutral colors to make it look like they didn’t care.  But, overall, there was a sense of “we’re not even going try to come up with a bizarre explanation, because we’re just THAT confident in this concept.”

“App Development” wants to talk about manipulation, and that theme is set up with the seemingly innocuous tiff of Jeff neglecting to invite Shirley to a group dinner that he knows she will not be able to attend anyway.  Shirley responds with typical passive-aggression, but Jeff, being just as much of a master manipulator, shoots her down immediately.  Then it is this battle of wills that runs through the dystopian version of Greendale.  I can get along with the idea that dystopias are failed utopias formed by leaders whose manipulation went unabated, but I am not sure a fight over common courtesy could legitimately lead to all that manipulation.

Of course, that is not what really caused the segregated school environment.  Instead, it was the on-site beta testing of the “MeowMeowBeenz” app that allows everyone to rate everyone basically on the basis of just how good a person they are, and Jeff and Shirley’s conflict just happened to be running through this testing ground.  It is clear to anyone who spends a good portion of their time on the Internet – which presumably includes most of Community’s audience – that “MeowMeowBeenz” is inspired by Reddit and comment systems that have the capacity to make the evaluation of people devolve into simple upvotes and downvotes.

Once again, though, I am not entirely sure that MeowMeowBeenz would lead to a Brave New World.  Sure, everyone on Greendale would take things too far, but there is a big jump from public shaming in the cafeteria to flowing white robes and futuristic, sterile dance parties.  (I do buy that Starburns would wear Sean Connery’s red leather diaper from Zardoz, but I would have believed that possibility before this episode.)  Ultimately, however, I don’t care too much about logic, because this homage to Logan’s Run and the like was just too awesome.  I initially kind of got a Season 4 vibe of, “concept episodes are just what we do, so we might as well do this concept,” but unlike Season 4, there was the appropriate amount of follow-through in realizing this concept.  (I don’t want to knock Season 4 too much, because homages are so ingrained in the DNA of Community at this point.  If the show is being honest with itself, then homages simply cannot be completely avoided.  I guess I’m a little wistful for the days when we could be truly surprised by the boldness of the homages.)

Among the great moments afforded by the dystopian milieu was the mere presence of Tim Heideceker and Eric Wareheim, who seem like the kind of people who would just spontaneously come into existence in a situation like this.  But the best moment had to be Jeff’s stand-up.  I’ve never seen Joel McHale perform live, but that was clearly the performance of someone who knows what to do with a microphone.  Comedy that makes fun of comedy is a well that never runs dry, and this standup routine specifically hit on overly esoteric comedy that is inexplicably successful.  In doing so, this scene further built up the world of this episode, establishing in no uncertain terms that 3’s “sure do love dem apples,” allowing for this dystopia to be much more lighthearted than the typical cinematic version.

Jeff and Shirley’s tension is resolved a little neatly, though there certainly was plenty of truth in the two of them realizing how alike they are.  I feel like they have made that realization before, but when you are as self-involved as these people sometimes tend to be, you may need to have that realization more than once.

There are some great character moments for just about everybody in this episode, with Abed loving the objectivity of this new order and Annie loving the very order of it all.  Meanwhile, Hickey is beautifully constipated in his frustration (so he just gives up and pretends it’s his birthday).

And I haven’t even talked about Britta and her own subplot.  As embarrassing as being forced to wear mustard on her face could have been, it was actually empowering for her.  Perhaps it is unfair that a soft image makes a difficult message go down easier, but there are certainly more painful ways of being softened than having a condiment smeared on one’s face.  And Britta could stand to learn that she could sound more elegant than she does when insisting that “we don’t have to worship a calculator.”  Also, Annie was right to admonish any invocation of Hitler, though giving Britta 2 MeowMeowBeenz for it was a bit harsh.

As much as I enjoyed this episode, and as much as I have enjoyed every episode lately, I am still wary about this season overall.  What I’m wondering is, Is Season 5 building towards anything?  Because all previous seasons had some guiding structure that was for the most part beneficial.  Season 1 had the backbone of Jeff and Britta’s will they/won’t they and the simple nature of everyone getting to know each other.  Season 2 had Abed losing touch with reality and Pierce becoming a villain.  Season 3 had Chang taking over the school (as controversial as that storyline was, it did provide structure) and everything in general becoming dark.  Season 4 had Jeff graduating and … a couple other things that were more or less dropped completely.  Now, in Season 5, everyone is back in Greendale, for an indefinite amount of time.  Jeff is teaching, and the implication is that he could be there for a while.  Everyone else is re-enrolled, and a timeline for their graduating for good has not been established.  Maybe this season is lacking a clear destination on purpose, which could be fine, but that hasn’t been what Community is all about up to this point.  It’s taking some re-calibration on my part as a viewer to get used to that, which could work out eventually, but right now, it’s weird being in limbo in which I love this season, but also I don’t?  Maybe it’s also a matter of high standards.

Other funny moments I didn’t get to:
-The MeowMeowBeenz sound effects were incredible.
-The Save Greendale Committee is working on adding grass to the soccer field.
-The way Abed saying “Ohhh” in response to Shirley being upset over not getting invited was much flatter than everyone else’s Ohhh’s.
-I loved the way Chang tapped Hickey’s arm during the MeowMeowBeenz pitch.
-“I should go Number 2 soon.”  (What was that line supposed to mean, by the way?  Did Bixel – played by Brian Posehn, who killed it – have an app that told him when to use the bathroom?)
-Garrett controlling Starburns is like “toast bossing crackers around.”
-“As long as you’re happy, I’m unsettled.”
-Britta: “You’re punishing me for being alive!” Leonard, with one of his all-time best retorts: “That’s the general idea, baby.”
-How about that tag?  Mitch Hurwitz, everybody!  I especially loved the way Annie said “Koogler.”

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 3/4/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Pharrell – “Happy”
2. Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
3. John Legend – “All of Me”
4. Bastille – “Pompeii”
5. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
6. Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
7. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
8. Lorde – “Team”
9. Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z – “Drunk in Love”
10. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
11. Avicii – “Hey Brother”
12. Miley Cyrus – “Adore You”
13. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
14. Demi Lovato – “Neon Lights”
15. One Direction – “Story of My Life”
16. Kid Ink ft. Chris Brown – “Show Me”
17. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”
18. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
19. Eminem ft. Rihanna – “The Monster”
20. John Newman – “Love Me Again”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Happy
2. Team
3. The Monster
4. Demons
5. Pompeii
6. Hey Brother
7. Love Me Again
8. Drunk in Love
9. Timber
10. Burn
11. Counting Stars
12. Let Her Go
13. Adore You
14. Talk Dirty
15. Best Day of My Life
16. All of Me
17. Show Me
18. Say Something
19. Neon Lights
20. Story of My Life

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