SNL Review May 12, 2018: Amy Schumer/Kacey Musgraves

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CREDIT: Will Heath/NBC

This review was originally published on News Cult in May 2018.

NewsCult Entertainment Editor Jeffrey Malone watches every new episode of Saturday Night Live and then organizes the sketches into the following categories: “Love It” (potentially Best of the Season-worthy), “Keep It” (perfectly adequate), or “Leave It” (in need of a rewrite, to say the least). Then he concludes with assessments of the host and musical guest.

Love It

James Madison High School Graduation – In a spiritual successor to the St. Joseph’s Christmas Mass Spectacular, Beck Bennett gets into the intense voice-over detailing the foibles and high points of a common American ritual. There are the typical goofs: butchering names, falling off the stage, microphone troubles. And then it goes to another, all-time level with the lasers shooting out of the eyes of the kids looking at different cameras.

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This Is a Movie Review: Breaking In

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CREDIT: Paul Sarkis/Universal Pictures

I give Breaking In 2 out of 5 Intercoms: https://uinterview.com/reviews/movies/breaking-in-movie-review-gabrielle-union-is-a-fearsome-mother-in-a-by-the-books-occasionally-weird-home-invasion-thriller/

This Is a Movie Review: Beast

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CREDIT: Roadside Attractions

I give Beast 3.5 out of 5 Glass Shards: https://uinterview.com/reviews/movies/beast-movie-review-british-thriller-reveals-that-the-animal-lies-within-us-all/

Billboard Hot Rock Songs – Week of May 12, 2018

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and then I rearrange the top 25 based on my estimation of their quality. I used to rank all of the top 25, now I just rank the cream of the crop.

Original Version
1. Imagine Dragons – “Whatever It Takes”
2. Imagine Dragons – “Thunder”
3. Imagine Dragons – “Believer”
4. Portugal. The Man – “Feel It Still”
5. Foster the People – “Sit Next to Me”
6. Bad Wolves – “Zombie”
7. Alice Merton – “No Roots”
8. Panic! at the Disco – “Say Amen (Saturday Night)”
9. lovelytheband – “Broken”
10. Godsmack – “Bulletproof”
11. Five Finger Death Punch – “Gone Away”
12. Portugal. The Man – “Live in the Moment”
13. Vance Joy – “Saturday Sun”
14. Muse – “Thought Contagion”
15. Two Feet – “I Feel Like I’m Drowning”
16. Shinedown – “Devil”
17. Sir Sly – “&Run”
18. Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats – “You Worry Me”
19. 30 Seconds to Mars – “Dangerous Night”
20. AWOLNATION – “Handyman”
21. Three Days Grace – “The Mountain”
22. Godsmack – “When Legends Rise”
23. Five Finger Death Punch – “Sham Pain”
24. James Bay – “Us”
25. SYML – “Where’s My Love”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. No Roots
2. Feel It Still
3. You Worry Me
4. I Feel Like I’m Drowning
5. Live in the Moment
6. &Run
7. Where’s My Love
8. Thought Contagion
9. Handyman

Billboard Hot 20 – Week of May 12, 2018

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality. I used to rank all 20, now I just rank the cream of the crop.

Original Version
1. Drake – “Nice for What”
2. Post Malone ft. Ty Dolla $ign – “Psycho”
3. Drake – “God’s Plan”
4. Bebe Rexha and Florida Georgia Line – “Meant to Be”
5. Zedd, Maren Morris, and Grey – “The Middle”
6. Camila Cabello – “Never Be the Same”
7. Post Malone – “Better Now”
8. Post Malone ft. 21 Savage – “Rockstar”
9. BlocBoy JB ft. Drake – “Look Alive”
10. Ariana Grande – “No Tears Left to Cry”
11. Post Malone – “Paranoid”
12. Ed Sheeran – “Perfect”
13. Lil Dicky ft. Chris Brown – “Freaky Friday”
14. Post Malone – “Rich & Sad”
15. Post Malone ft. Swae Lee – “Spoil My Night”
16. Post Malone ft. Nicki Minaj – “Ball for Me”
17. Nicki Minaj – “Stay”
18. Migos ft. Drake – “Walk It Talk It”
19. Bazzi – “Mine”
20. Post Malone ft. G-Eazy and YG – “Same Bitches”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. No Tears Left to Cry
2. Never Be the Same

SNL Review May 5, 2018: Donald Glover/Childish Gambino

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CREDIT: Will Heath/NBC

This review was originally published on News Cult in May 2018.

NewsCult Entertainment Editor Jeffrey Malone watches every new episode of Saturday Night Live and then organizes the sketches into the following categories: “Love It” (potentially Best of the Season-worthy), “Keep It” (perfectly adequate), or “Leave It” (in need of a rewrite, to say the least). Then he concludes with assessments of the host and musical guest.

Love It

Jurassic Park Courtroom – Is this the first time a Jurassic Park parody has ever centered around the titular land of amusement being sued for wrongful death liability? It seems unlikely that it should take this long, but whatever, I’m not complaining. Maybe a lesser-known previous example exists, but the one we have now is simply incredible. I didn’t used to know that Donald Glover needed to adopt a ridiculously over-the-top Southern affectation to play JP’s lawyer, but now I have seen the light. This is the goofy, nerdy Glover so many of us fell in love with during his Community days, and thank heavens he is still willing to deploy it.

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This Is a Movie Review: Overboard (2018)

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CREDIT: Metro Goldwyn Mayer Pictures/Pantelion Films

I give Overboard (2018) 3 out of 5 Baggy Seahawks Jerseys: http://uinterview.com/reviews/movies/overboard-movie-review-anna-faris-and-eugenio-derbez-are-a-sweet-enough-duo-to-overcome-this-remakes-fundamental-flaws/

This Is a Movie Review: Does Motherhood Gradually Get Better for Everyone? I Don’t Know, But Let’s Watch ‘Tully’ in the Meantime

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CREDIT: Focus Features

This review was originally posted on News Cult in May 2018.

Starring: Charlize Theron, Mackenzie Davis, Ron Livingston, Mark Duplass

Director: Jason Reitman

Running Time: 96 Minutes

Rating: R for PG-13-level Profanity, a Wish-Fulfilling Sex Scene, and Some Nudity (Mostly Breastfeeding-Related)

Release Date: May 4, 2018

“How could anyone possibly want to be a mother?” I find myself thinking multiple times while watching Tully. Sure, kids can be bundle of joys for folks who are parentally inclined, but the purgatory of pregnancy and postpartum malaise that Charlize Theron steeps herself in conveys unequivocally the crushing sacrifices required to assemble a happy family. Now, not every mother or mother-to-be is as susceptible to depression as Theron’s Marlo is, but creating another life inside your body pretty much guarantees a transformation of your sense of personhood. So what a blessing it would be to have someone devoted to helping with that transition, and I think we can all agree that a smiling, eager Mackenzie Davis on our doorstep fits the requirements perfectly.

Davis’ titular nanny, hired to take care of Marlo’s new baby overnight so that Mom can get some much-needed sleep, shares a lot of DNA with Manic Pixie Dream Girls, that oft-bemoaned breed of rom-com stock character designed for the express purpose of making the lead character discover the joy of loving life. But the Manic Pixie Night Nanny, or at least this particular one, avoids being similarly frustrating, because taking care of all of Marlo’s needs is kind of in her job description. She comes across as a real, layered person because some people really are that expertly enthusiastic about childcare, and she is granted a life and concerns of her own outside her employment. But as Tully proves to be the most perfect nanny ever and starts to become a friend and confidante, the questions arise: just how is it possible that she is this perfect? How long can, and should, this arrangement last?

In her third collaboration with director Jason Reitman, screenwriter Diablo Cody takes plenty of piercing (but loving?) digs at the sort of suburban bougie lifestyle that accompanies the concept of a night nanny. According to Marlo’s brother Craig (Mark Duplass, so often playing the embodiment of bougie entitlement), this may be the sort of indulgence only rich assholes get to have, but at least these particular rich assholes are of the unwittingly hilarious kind. The New York crowd at my screening cracked up heartily at a dog named “Prosecco” and the reveal that an elementary school kid’s talent show talent is “Pilates.” (Distressingly, though, I was the only one laughing at a sneaky reference to a certain ’90s cartoon.)

I feel that I must now get into a spoiler alert, which I want to be careful about, because the fact that there is a spoiler alert is already a bit of a spoiler, as this is not the type of movie you would expect to have secrets that need protecting. But because of the nature of what is spoilable, it feels irresponsible not to mention that it could be traumatic to mothers who have experienced pregnancy-related mental health issues. Tully ultimately reveals itself to be a different movie than it initially appears to be – not worse, but a lot heavier. It is something I cannot get out of my head, and I think that is a good thing, as it offers an approach to certain facts of life that is well worth digesting.

Tully is Recommended If You Like: Bougie Suburban Satire (like that of Beatriz at Dinner), Young Adult, The Babadook

Grade: 4 out of 5 Milk Spills

Billboard Hot Rock Songs – Week of May 5, 2018

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and then I rearrange the top 25 based on my estimation of their quality. I used to rank all of the top 25, now I just rank the cream of the crop.

Original Version
1. Imagine Dragons – “Whatever It Takes”
2. Imagine Dragons – “Thunder”
3. Imagine Dragons – “Believer”
4. Portugal. The Man – “Feel It Still”
5. Bad Wolves – “Zombie”
6. Foster the People – “Sit Next to Me”
7. Alice Merton – “No Roots”
8. Panic! at the Disco – “Say Amen (Saturday Night)”
9. lovelytheband – “Broken”
10. Five Finger Death Punch – “Gone Away”
11. Portugal. The Man – “Live in the Moment”
12. Godsmack – “Bulletproof”
13. Vance Joy – “Saturday Sun”
14. Muse – “Thought Contagion”
15. Two Feet – “I Feel Like I’m Drowning”
16. Shinedown – “Devil”
17. Coldplay – “A Sky Full of Stars”
18. 30 Seconds to Mars – “Dangerous Night”
19. Sir Sly – “&Run”
20. Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats – “You Worry Me”
21. Three Days Grace – “The Mountain”
22. AWOLNATION – “Handyman”
23. Breaking Benjamin – “Red Cold River”
24. The Score – “Unstoppable”
25. Florence + the Machine – “Sky Full of Song”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. No Roots
2. Feel It Still
3. You Worry Me
4. I Feel Like I’m Drowning
5. Live in the Moment
6. Sky Full of Song
7. &Run
8. Thought Contagion
9. Handyman

Billboard Hot 20 – Week of May 5, 2018

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality. I used to rank all 20, now I just rank the cream of the crop.

Original Version
1. Drake – “Nice for What”
2. Drake – “God’s Plan”
3. Ariana Grande – “No Tears Left to Cry”
4. Bebe Rexha and Florida Georgia Line – “Meant to Be”
5. Post Malone ft. Ty Dolla $ign – “Psycho”
6. J. Cole – “ATM”
7. Zedd, Maren Morris, and Grey – “The Middle”
8. J. Cole – “Kevin’s Heart”
9. BlocBoy JB ft. Drake – “Look Alive”
10. J. Cole – “KOD”
11. Ed Sheeran – “Perfect”
12. Lil Dicky ft. Chris Brown – “Freaky Friday”
13. Camila Cabello – “Never Be the Same”
14. J. Cole – “Photograph”
15. J. Cole – “Motiv8”
16. Cardi B, Bad Bunny, and J Balvin – “I Like It”
17. Bazzi – “Mine”
18. Migos ft. Drake – “Walk It Talk It”
19. The Weeknd – “Call Out My Name”
20. J. Cole – “1985 (Intro to the Fall Off)”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. No Tears Left to Cry
2. Never Be the Same
3. Call Out My Name

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