
“Water, water, lots of drops to drink.” http://www.bubbleblabber.com/review-son-of-zorn-defender-of-teen-love/
Jeff "Jmunney" Malone's Self-Styled "Expert" Thoughts on Movies, TV, Music, and the Rest of Pop Culture
September 26, 2016
Son of Zorn, Son of Zorn Episode Reviews, Television Defender of Teen Love, Son of Zorn, Son of Zorn 102, Son of Zorn Season 1 Leave a comment

“Water, water, lots of drops to drink.” http://www.bubbleblabber.com/review-son-of-zorn-defender-of-teen-love/
September 26, 2016
Television, The Simpsons, The Simpsons Episode Reviews Mr. Burns' Fleeing Circus, The Simpsons, The Simpsons 2801, The Simpsons Season 28 Leave a comment

“Our desperate plea is non-negotiable.” http://www.bubbleblabber.com/review-the-simpsons-monty-burns-fleeing-circus/
September 25, 2016
Television, What Won TV? 2016 Emmys, Documentary Now!, Emmys, New Girl, RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, The Eric Andre Show, The Good Place Leave a comment
In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Please tell me you saw The Emmys, too.
Monday – We all deserve to be in The Good Place.Tuesday – New Girl, New Season, New Joys
Wednesday – Documentary Now!
Thursday – RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars
Friday – The Eric Andre Show
Saturday – There were a few cool college football plays.
September 23, 2016
Billboard Charts, Billboard Hot Rock Songs, Music Billboard, Billboard Hot Rock Songs, Phantogram, You Don't Get Me High Anymore Leave a comment
Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and then I rearrange that top 25 based on my estimation of their quality.
Original Version
1. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
2. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
3. Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, & Imagine Dragons with Logic, Ty Dolla $ign ft. X Ambassadors – “Sucker for Pain”
4. Coldplay – “Hymn for the Weekend”
5. X Ambassadors – “Unsteady”
6. Disturbed – “The Sound of Silence”
7. Kings of Leon – “Waste a Moment”
8. The Lumineers – “Ophelia”
9. Fitz and The Tantrums – “HandClap”
10. twenty one pilots – “Cancer”
11. Bastille – “Good Grief”
12. Kaleo – “Way Down We Go”
13. Bishop Briggs – “River”
14. blink-182 – “Bored to Death”
15. Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Dark Necessities”
16. Green Day – “Bang Bang”
17. The Head and the Heart – “All We Ever Knew”
18. Cage the Elephant – “Trouble”
19. Panic! at the Disco – “Bohemian Rhapsody”
20. Metallica – “Hardwired”
21. Beck – “Wow”
22. Green Day – “Revolution Radio”
23. Skillet – “Feel Invincible”
24. The Fray – “Singing Low”
25. Phantogram – “You Don’t Get Me High Anymore”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. You Don’t Get Me High Anymore
2. River
3. Wow
4. Way Down We Go
5. Unsteady
6. Dark Necessities
7. Ride
8. Trouble
9. Good Grief
10. Ophelia
11. Waste a Moment
12. Revolution Radio
13. Hymn for the Weekend
14. All We Ever Knew
15. Bang Bang
16. Cancer
17. The Sound of Silence
18. Singing Low
19. Hardwired
20. Heathens
21. Feel Invincible
22. Sucker for Pain
23. Bohemian Rhapsody
24. HandClap
25. Bored to Death
September 23, 2016
Billboard Charts, Billboard Hot 100, Music Billboard, Billboard Hot 100, Gold, Kiiara Leave a comment
Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality.
Original Version
1. The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey – “Closer”
2. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
3. Major Lazer ft. Justin Bieber and MØ – “Cold Water”
4. Sia ft. Sean Paul – “Cheap Thrills”
5. The Chainsmokers ft. Daya – “Don’t Let Me Down”
6. DJ Snake ft. Justin Bieber – “Let Me Love You”
7. Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna – “This Is What You Came For”
8. Shawn Mendes – “Treat You Better”
9. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
10. Adele – “Send My Love (to Your New Lover)”
11. Rihanna – “Needed Me”
12. D.R.A.M. ft. Lil Yachty – “Broccoli”
13. Charlie Puth ft. Selena Gomez – “We Don’t Talk Anymore”
14. Drake ft. WizKid and Kyla – “One Dance”
15. Lady GaGa – “Perfect Illusion”
16. Drake ft. Rihanna – “Too Good”
17. Ariana Grande – “Into You”
18. Justin Timberlake – “Can’t Stop the Feeling!”
19. Ariana Grande ft. Nicki Minaj – “Side to Side”
20. Kiiara – “Gold”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. Gold
2. Perfect Illusion
3. Cheap Thrills
4. Into You
5. Side to Side
6. Needed Me
7. Cold Water
8. Ride
9. Broccoli
10. Closer
11. Let Me Love You
12. Don’t Let Me Down
13. Send My Love (to Your New Lover)
14. Too Good
15. One Dance
16. Can’t Stop the Feeling!
17. This Is What You Came For
18. We Don’t Talk Anymore
19. Heathens
20. Treat You Better
September 18, 2016
Television, What Won TV? Atlanta, Better Things, Creative Arts Emmys, Documentary Now!, enema, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, RuPaul, The Eric Andre Show, Vice Principals Leave a comment
In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Vice Principals
Monday – Full Frontal with Samantha Bee
Tuesday – Atlanta
Wednesday – What time is it? Documentary Now!
Thursday – Better Things. Period.
Friday – The Eric Andre Show
Saturday – Creative Arts Emmys (particularly this acceptance speech)
September 18, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews Aaron Eckhart, Anna Gunn, Clint Eastwood, Jamey Sheridan, Mike O'Malley, Sully, Sully Movie, Tom Hanks 1 Comment

The main conflict driving Sully is the National Transportation Safety Board’s investigation into US Airways Flight 1549. The implicit question seems to be: Was Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger really a hero? To which presumably every viewer would respond, “Of course!” I suppose the NTSB must do their due diligence to determine if an emergency runway landing was possible, but at a certain point (i.e., right away), you can’t help but ask, “These people do realize that both engines failed and yet everyone survived, don’t they?”
The easy criticism would be to say that Sully should have just focused on the actual Hudson River landing (by far its strongest feature in both technical and dramatic heft). The trouble, though, is that wouldn’t make for a very long movie. The birds fly into the engines almost immediately, there are then only a few minutes to decide what to do, and rescue crews are right on the scene. If this were all shown in real time, it would last about 30 minutes. The entire flight is basically presented twice over, and that is mostly a good decision.
Eventually, everyone decides that indeed this was heroism of the highest order (and not just from Sully, but from everybody involved), and somehow, instead of saying, “Took you long enough,” I instead was roused (and relieved by a zinger of a final line). That is due mostly to high-class acting – of course Tom Hanks as Sully, with Aaron Eckhart right by his side, and also Mike O’Malley, Anna Gunn, and Jamey Sheridan too awesome to hate as the NTSB crew. (Laura Linney does what she can with the cliché role of “hero’s wife on phone,” which is to say: she’s Laura Linney.) The ultimate results of the investigation declare: this rescue was even more amazing than we could have ever imagined. We were already pretty sure about that, but now we’re sure enough to last two lifetimes.
I give Sully 8 Happy Endings out of 10 Frantic Phone Calls, but I must take away 2 Canadian Geese for the Probably Unfair Treatment of the NTSB.
September 14, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews Morgan, Morgan (2016), Morgan Movie Leave a comment

I missed the first 10 minutes of Morgan (train traffic), but I think I got the gist: the titular artificial human being randomly attacks one of the scientists who created her, and now it must be decided what to do. This is not groundbreaking as far as sci-fi premises go, but it offers a sizable sandbox to play around with fruitful ideas. Unfortunately, much of the movie is spent on characters discussing vague relationship drama instead of exploring this speculative field of study. Eventually, it does get going, evolving into a fairly involving tête-à-tête between Anya Taylor-Joy (Morgan) and Kate Mara (the risk assessor).
It all culminates in a twist ending that some people may see coming from a mile away. I didn’t figure it out until about five minutes before it was revealed, mostly because I wasn’t trying to figure it out. When I assess the quality of twist endings, I ask: does keeping this information hidden from the audience add, or meaningfully alter, anything? In this case, it feels adequately appropriate, as it makes the audience and the characters equally in the dark. But that is pretty much the bare minimum, and Morgan in general only accomplishes the bare minimum of what it seems primed to do.
I give Morgan an “It could have used a lot more Paul Giamatti, but also in a way that made sense.”
September 14, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews Don't Think Twice Leave a comment

As someone adjacent to the entertainment industry, a film like Don’t Think Twice feels oddly intimate, and I think that is just the way it likes it. Several of the actors are acquaintances or friends of friends of mine, and the improv-devoted characters they play are close enough to the real thing, such that I feel confident saying, “It all works out in the end.” Thankfully, Mike Birbiglia and his film believe that as well.
I give Don’t Think Twice 3 Healthy Perspectives on an SNL Stand-In out of 4 Bouts of Darkness.