This Is a Movie Review: Nerve

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So many reviews of Nerve have compared the titular online reality game to Pokémon GO, and rightly so. Rarely does such a perfect real-world analogue serendipitously appear, and with such uncanny timing to boot. Obviously, the team behind Nerve could not have been unaware of the latest augmented reality sensation during production, but they end up so close to it because they are thoroughly attuned to the aesthetics of all the modern major online channels.

As a sort of mixed media collage, Nerve is somehow both disorienting and natural, which is how the adoption of new technology goes. The players of Nerve must film themselves performing their dares on their cell phones, which is both awkward (often dangerously so) and second nature.

The film zips along with just enough believability until its conclusion, when everyone suddenly develops superpowers. But while it falters plot-wise, it remains thematically strong (a sly moment of mass implication hits hard). This is an exaggerated world, but it feels unnervingly plausible. While Nerve goes down easy, it does not really let anyone off the hook.

I give Nerve $50,000, plus a $1,000 bonus for not bailing when it probably should have.

Watch And/Or Listen to This: Phantogram’s “You Don’t Get Me High Anymore”

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This is why I follow the Billboard charts.

Watch And/Or Listen to This: Reggie’s Hobbies: Exotic Animals

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It really felt like James Corden didn’t know what was going to happen.

Billboard Hot Rock Songs – Week of August 13, 2016

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and then I rearrange that top 25 based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
2. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
3. twenty one pilots – “Stressed Out”
4. James Bay – “Let It Go”
5. Coldplay – “Hymn for the Weekend”
6. X Ambassadors – “Unsteady”
7. Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, & Imagine Dragons with Logic, Ty Dolla $ign, & X Ambassadors – “Sucker for Pain”
8. Disturbed – “The Sound of Silence”
9. Ben Rector – “Brand New”
10. The Lumineers – “Ophelia”
11. Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Dark Necessities”
12. blink-182 – “Bored to Death”
13. Fitz and the Tantrums – “HandClap”
14. Kaleo – “Way Down We Go”
15. Bastille – “Good Grief”
16. Bishop Briggs – “River”
17. AURORA – “I Went Too Far”
18. The 1975 – “The Sound”
19. Cage the Elephant – “Trouble”
20. Korn – “Rotting in Vain”
21. Skillet – “Feel Invincible”
22. Beck – “Wow”
23. Panic! at the Disco – “Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time”
24. Phantogram – “You Don’t Get Me High Anymore”
25. NEEDTOBREATHE – “Happiness”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. You Don’t Get Me High Anymore
2. River
3. Wow
4. Way Down We Go
5. The Sound
6. Unsteady
7. Dark Necessities
8. Ride
8. Trouble
9. Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time
11. Good Grief
12. Ophelia
13. Stressed Out
14. Hymn for the Weekend
15. Heathens
16. I Went Too Far
17. Feel Invincible
18. Sucker for Pain
19. The Sound of Silence
20. Happiness
21. HandClap
22. Rotting in Vain
23. Let It Go
24. Brand New
25. Bored to Death

Billboard Hot 20 – Week of August 13, 2016

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Sia ft. Sean Paul – “Cheap Thrills”
2. Major Lazer ft. Justin Bieber and MØ – “Cold Water”
3. Drake ft. WizKid and Kyla – “One Dance”
4. Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna – “This Is What You Came For”
5. Justin Timberlake – “Can’t Stop the Feeling!”
6. The Chainsmokers ft. Daya – “Don’t Let Me Down”
7. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
8. Rihanna – “Needed Me”
9. Adele – “Send My Love (to Your New Lover)”
10. Desiigner – “Panda”
11. Kent Jones – “Don’t Mind”
12. P!nk – “Just Like Fire”
13. Meghan Trainor – “Me Too”
14. DJ Khaled ft. Drake – “For Free”
15. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
16. Shawn Mendes – “Treat You Better”
17. Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dolla $ign – “Work From Home”
18. Drake – “Controlla”
19. Florida Georgia Line – “H.O.L.Y.”
20. Drake ft. Rihanna – “Too Good”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Cheap Thrills
2. Work From Home
3. Needed Me
4. Ride
5. Cold Water
6. Send My Love (to Your New Lover)
7. Don’t Let Me Down
8. Can’t Stop the Feeling!
9. Too Good
10. One Dance
11. This Is What You Came For
12. Me Too
13. Heathens
14. Panda
15. For Free
16. Controlla
17. Treat You Better
18. Just Like Fire
19. H.O.L.Y.
20. Don’t Mind

What Won TV? – July 24-July 30, 2016

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

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Sunday – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Monday – Full Frontal with Samantha Bee
Tuesday – Not Safe with Nikki Glaser (or REALLY Not Safe with Eric André, as it were)
Wednesday – Mr. Robot
Thursday – The season finale of Hollywood Game Night airing months after the rest of the season
Friday – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (Is this really the end of Dr. Steve’s cherry-red humdinger of a run?)
Saturday – I didn’t really watch anything that actually aired on Saturday, but I did finish Season 3 of BoJack Horseman.

Billboard Hot Rock Songs – Week of August 6, 2016

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and then I rearrange that top 25 based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
2. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
3. twenty one pilots – “Stressed Out”
4. James Bay – “Let It Go”
5. Coldplay – “Hymn for the Weekend”
6. X Ambassadors – “Unsteady”
7. Disturbed – “The Sound of Silence”
8. Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, & Imagine Dragons with Logic, Ty Dolla $ign, & X Ambassadors – “Sucker for Pain”
9. Ben Rector – “Brand New”
10. The Lumineers – “Ophelia”
11. blink-182 – “Bored to Death”
12. Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Dark Necessities”
13. Fitz and the Tantrums – “HandClap”
14. The Strumbellas – “Spirits”
15. Kaleo – “Way Down We Go”
16. Bishop Briggs – “River”
17. Bastille – “Good Grief”
18. The 1975 – “The Sound”
19. Good Charlotte – “Life Can’t Get Much Better”
20. Cage the Elephant – “Trouble”
21. Beck – “Wow”
22. Panic! at the Disco – “Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time”
23. NEEDTOBREATHE – “Happiness”
24. Skillet – “Feel Invincible”
25. Goo Goo Dolls – “So Alive”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. River
2. Way Down We Go
3. Wow
4. The Sound
5. Unsteady
6. Dark Necessities
7. Ride
8. Trouble
9. Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time
10. Ophelia
11. Good Grief
12. Stressed Out
13. Heathens
14. Feel Invincible
15. Sucker for Pain
16. So Alive
17. Happiness
18. The Sound of Silence
19. Hymn for the Weekend
20. Spirits
21. HandClap
22. Let It Go
23. Life Can’t Get Much Better
24. Brand New
25. Bored to Death

Billboard Hot 20 – Week of August 6, 2016

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Sia ft. Sean Paul – “Cheap Thrills”
2. Drake ft. WizKid and Kyla – “One Dance”
3. Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna – “This Is What You Came For”
4. Justin Timberlake – “Can’t Stop the Feeling!”
5. The Chainsmokers ft. Daya – “Don’t Let Me Down”
6. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
7. Rihanna – “Needed Me”
8. Kent Jones – “Don’t Mind”
9. Desiigner – “Panda”
10. Adele – “Send My Love (to Your New Lover)”
11. Katy Perry – “Rise”
12. P!nk – “Just Like Fire”
13. Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dolla $ign – “Work From Home”
14. Meghan Trainor – “Me Too”
15. Florida Georgia Line – “H.O.L.Y.”
16. Mike Posner – “I Took a Pill in Ibiza”
17. Britney Spears ft. G-Eazy – “Make Me”
18. Drake – “Controlla”
19. DJ Khaled ft. Drake – “For Free”
20. Drake ft. Rihanna – “Too Good”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Cheap Thrills
2. Work From Home
3. I Took a Pill in Ibiza
4. Needed Me
5. Ride
6. Send My Love (to Your New Lover)
7. Don’t Let Me Down
8. Rise
9. One Dance
10. Too Good
11. Me Too
12. Can’t Stop the Feeling!
13. Panda
14. This Is What You Came For
15. Make Me
16. For Free
17. Controlla
18. Just Like Fire
19. Don’t Mind
20. H.O.L.Y.

What Won TV? – July 17-July 23, 2016

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

MATCH GAME – Airdate: July 17, 2016 - The iconic panel game show MATCH GAME, hosted by Golden Globe and Emmy Award-winning actor Alec Baldwin, returns to primetime airing on SUNDAYS (10-11pm, ET) on the ABC Television Network. (ABC/ Heidi Gutman) JACK MCBRAYER, CHERYL HINES, IKE BARINHOLTZ (top row); LESLIE JONES, JOSH CHARLES, LEAH REMINI (bottom row)

Sunday – Match Game, with Leslie Jones and Leah Remini getting righteously angry and Josh Charles ruining a sweet Irish Catholic girl’s perfect round
Monday – Full Frontal with Samantha Bee
Tuesday – Difficult People [7/26/16 EDIT: I initially picked Jeopardy! because I forgot to account for Hulu.]
Wednesday – Mr. Robot
Thursday – Jeopardy!
Friday – BoJack Horseman Season 3, especially the silent swimming
Saturday – CONAN on a Saturday?! Suicide Squad in tow, badass Viola Davis

This Is a Movie Review: Star Trek: Beyond

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Star Trek: Beyond finds the Enterprise attacked by a relentless alien swarm, led by the hellbent commander Krall (played by an actor who has been in everything lately). It is not initially clear what Krall’s purpose is, which makes Beyond a little hard to get into. But that mystery is purposeful, and once all is revealed, the whole film retroactively clicks into gear. Before it ends up at that point, this entry establishes itself as the nerdiest of the rebooted cinematic Star Trek series yet. Main characters new to the series are caked under mounds of makeup and saddled with semi-permeable alien accents. First time Trek director Justin Lin’s approach is a departure from the accessible ethos established by J.J. Abrams, but not a complete one. Beyond is more episodic as opposed to being a grand singular statement, which makes sense for a series this old. There is a hard sci-fi style here that qualifies as throwback because most major geeky film franchises nowadays eschew it completely. The Enterprise’s mission is “to boldly go where no man has gone before” – in 2016, going back to where Star Trek has already been is also pretty bold.

I give Star Trek: Beyond 17 Alien Hairstyles out of 21 Beamed-Up Action Sequences.

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