For all you fellow astronauts out there…
Jeff "Jmunney" Malone's Self-Styled "Expert" Thoughts on Movies, TV, Music, and the Rest of Pop Culture
April 1, 2016
Music, Music Videos, Watch And/Or Listen to This Been to the Moon, Corinne Bailey Rae Leave a comment
For all you fellow astronauts out there…
March 30, 2016
New Girl, New Girl Episode Reviews, Television New Girl, New Girl 513, New Girl Season 5, Sam Again Leave a comment
March 28, 2016
Music, Music Videos, Watch And/Or Listen to This JoJo, Save My Soul Leave a comment
JoJo’s back.
I never thought much about her one way or the other when she emerged a decade ago. But “Save My Soul” absolutely caught my ear. It has plenty of pep.
March 27, 2016
Television, What Won TV? Baskets, Childrens Hospital, Jane the Virgin, Last Week Tonight, Saturday Night Live, SNL, The Goldbergs, The People vs. O.J. Simpson Leave a comment
In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Monday – Jane the Virgin
Tuesday – The People vs OJ Simpson (also, Martin vs. Seinfeld)
Wednesday – The Goldbergs
Thursday – Baskets, wrapping up an undefeated Season 1
Friday – Childrens Hospital
Saturday – The Meet the Press sketch from the Vintage SNL with John McCain
March 24, 2016
Television, The Middle, The Middle Episode Reviews A Very Donahue Vacation, The Middle, The Middle 718, The Middle Season 7 Leave a comment
Will AAA come for the Hecks ever again?! http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2016/03/24/the-middle-season-7-episode-18-recap-a
March 23, 2016
New Girl, New Girl Episode Reviews, Television New Girl, New Girl 512, New Girl D-Day, New Girl Season 5 Leave a comment
March 20, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews Creative Control, g, Reggie Watts Leave a comment

David has a bit of a problem. However, it could be a positive if he were to just change his perspective a bit. The ad agency he works at is promoting Augmenta, the latest in augmented reality glasses. He falls into being one of the most skilled test users, effortlessly creating a facsimile of his best friend’s girlfriend with whom he carries on an affair. Naturally, this plays havoc with his more tactile relationships. But the potential of Augmenta makes it clear that this could be just be a great deal of fun. If everyone were to just get weird with it like Reggie Watts (stopping by as himself to be the star of the Augmenta campaign) does, they would not succumb to all the overwrought yuppie malaise. Healthy or dangerous, the tripping in Creative Control is out of sight.
March 20, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews 10 Cloverfield Lane, John Goodman 1 Comment

There are multiple premises baked into the DNA of 10 Cloverfield Lane, and they are all significant enough to stand on their own. So the success of this film could be due to at least one of the films within it working so well or due to the confluence of all of them making for just the right formula. To best determine that answer, there ought to be an experiment breaking up this clever sequel into its constituent parts, with a control movie serving as the most bare-bones version. Perhaps there could be one sub-version of each with John Goodman, and one without, though that is unnecessary because he is clearly a national treasure.
March 20, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews Knight of Cups Leave a comment

There are so many cameos in Knight of Cups, from so many different sectors of the entertainment-industrial complex: Dan Harmon, Thomas Lennon, Joe Lo Truglio, Joe Manganiello, Nick Offerman, Kevin Corrigan, Jason Clarke, Ryan O’Neal, Nick Kroll, and Fabio as himself. This raises an interesting question: is Terrence Malick testing us by seeing if we will just focus on the cameos at the expense of everything else? With his typical style of associative editing and exclusively ADR dialogue, it is much easier to say, “Hey! What are they doing in this?!” than to make sense of what is going on. As with The Tree of Life, I can already see myself thinking about this film more deeply than while I was watching it and thus appreciating it in retrospect. That might be a sign of success.
March 20, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews Don Atari, Kyle Mooney, Zoolander 2 Leave a comment

The first Zoolander worked as satire because it was about an industry desperately holding onto its relevance (with the existence of said relevance questionable in the first place) and the bobos who represented that last grasp. There is nothing inherently wrong with a sequel premiering a decade after the original, but it is always a challenge, especially so in the case of Zoolander 2. Its setting is so far removed from a natural one in that the setup necessary to get everyone where they need to be is convoluted and exhausting. The sweat comes from effort, not embarrassment.
The film comes to life when it focuses on the here and now. Hot designer Don Atari (Kyle Mooney) is where the real story is at. Fashion – or any industry in 2016 driven entirely by trends – keeps dying and rebirthing and eating itself. Mooney plays Atari as 100% ironically hipster and 100% earnestly enthusiastic, expressing his admiration for Derek and Hansel by simultaneously praising and dismissing them. It is infuriating and intoxicating. This paradoxical approach is scary, but it is how films as broad as the Zoolander’s need to distinguish themselves (see also: Fred Armisen’s face digitally transposed onto a pre-teen’s body).