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The Middle 7.19 – “Crushed”
April 8, 2016
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“Space Pants” Lyrics
April 4, 2016
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For your reference purposes.
Begin transmission.
(That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for-)
My pants!
Boys and girls!
I think you’ll find
That my pants
Will blow your mind.
Look at my pants
With the eyes in your face.
My legs are covered
In outer space.
Space pants!
Space pants!
I
Am wearing
Space pants.
Space pants!
Space pants!
My pants are
Space pants.
Do you see my pants?
No wait! You missed them.
My pants are a tour
Of the solar system.
When I say “space,” you say: “pants.”
Space! (What?)
When I say “space pants,” you say:
“are intergalactic space pants.”
Space pants! (Are intergalactic space pants.)
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Hey! You there in front!
Stop talking
During my song.
It’s very rude.
Now joining me on stage
for my grand finale
Is my extremely close friend
Gwen Stefani.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I’m happy to report
My friend Gwen Stefani
Is wearing space shorts.
People on Earth.
Hear what I say.
My shorts are from a galaxy
Far, far away.
Asteroids, comets,
Meteors.
My shorts boldly go
Where no shorts have gone before.
Space shorts!
Space pants.
Space pants!
Space shorts.
Space pants!
Space pants.
Space pants!
Space pants!
SNL Recap April 2, 2016: Peter Dinklage/Gwen Stefani
April 3, 2016
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SNL: Gwen Stefani, Peter Dinklage, Kate McKinnon (CREDIT: YouTube Screenshot)
This review was originally posted on Starpulse in April 2016.
When Peter Dinklage is in a comedy setting, the two most obvious sources of humor are “Game of Thrones” parodies and cracks about his height. There are already plenty of examples of the former, and there is always the risk of being hacky or insulting with the latter. So in his “SNL” debut, the Westeros jokes are rare and have a whiff of exhaustion, while his size is basically only utilized for one visual gag. As for the rest of the episode, he is uniformly competent, but – with a few exceptions – he deserves more memorable roles.
CNN At This Hour – A modern habit of “SNL’s” political material is the variety of its news show parodies. Where 90’s “SNL” featured plenty of “Nightline” sketches, and “Hardball” dominated the early 2000’s, the 2010’s seem intent on taking on every CNN, MSNBC, and FOX News program. It is hard to understand why. “At This Hour” has hardly broken into the zeitgeist, nor is there anything about it that makes it especially fit to elucidate Donald Trump’s foibles. As for this sketch’s actual hook, it points out Trump’s misogyny and tendency to attract violence, but it does not do anything surprising with those qualities. C
This Is a (Quickie) Movie Review: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
April 3, 2016
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The score of Batman v Superman has a tendency to continue the same musical phrase from one scene to the next, making it feel as if there is no clear demarcation between the various pieces of this absolute mess of a movie. This was probably unintentional, but it is appropriate. No idea is given room to make much (or any) sense. The plot holes and ridiculous character motivations pile up to an astounding degree. Perhaps, though, they are not plot holes at all, and this film is operating on its own sort of dream logic. Or maybe that is just the illusion created by sitting through 2 and a half hours of this stunner.
I give Batman v Superman 200 Craters out of 500 Property Damage Points.
This Is a Movie Review: Deadpool
April 3, 2016
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I appreciate irreverence, but irreverence for irreverence’s sake can be thin and tiresome. It needs a good story to anchor it. Deadpool does not have an especially good story. However! – that is not necessarily a problem, considering that the narrative is meant to be bare-bones and take the piss out of the expected story structure. So as long as the jokes are well-crafted, we are good to go. Thus, it is so weird that this movie spends so much time on the superhero origin backstory, which is rather unremarkable and not especially fun. As for the real raison d’être, Deadpool is surprisingly light on the fourth-wall breaking, although perhaps my expectation that every line of Ryan Reynolds’ dialogue would be cheekily meta was a bit unfounded. Regardless, the real issue is that almost every quip is the most obvious one, save for the scenes with T.J. Miller, who rattles off as many punchlines he can think of off the top of his head. It is nice to see a superhero movie that is not so slavish to its source material or so controlled by the decrees of a shared universe, but what Deadpool is attempting still requires discipline, and he does not quite show enough of it.
I give Deadpool 3 Avocados out of 5 TJ Miller’s and 4 Giv It To Ya’s Out of 7 X’s.
What Won TV? – March 27-April 2, 2016
April 3, 2016
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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – The Carmichael Show
Monday – Better Call Saul
Tuesday – The People vs. OJ Simpson
Wednesday – Quit your job, so that you can watch The Chris Gethard Show full time.
Thursday – Archer
Friday – Childrens Hospital
Saturday – SPACE PANTS!
Watch And/Or Listen to This: Reggie Watts Serenades BB-8 on The Late Late Show
April 2, 2016
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Some droid funk for your pleasure. BB-8’s solo is unreal.
Watch And/Or Listen to This: Corinne Bailey Rae’s “Been to the Moon”
April 1, 2016
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For all you fellow astronauts out there…
New Girl 5.13: “Sam, Again”
March 30, 2016
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Watch And/Or Listen to This: JoJo’s “Save My Soul”
March 28, 2016
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JoJo’s back.
I never thought much about her one way or the other when she emerged a decade ago. But “Save My Soul” absolutely caught my ear. It has plenty of pep.