“Knockoffs”
In an inspired case of perfect casing, Ilana’s mother is played by the equally effusive. Susie Essman. In a counterintuitive, but just as perfect case, Bob Balaban plays her mellow father. And the entire Wexler is revealed as lovely, loving, and open-minded, as Ilana and mom head through New York-ish-ly surreal trip to find the perfect handbag. Meanwhile, Abbi finally gets it on with Jeremy, and although it is not everything she hoped it would be, she learns a lot about herself in the experience.
Best Episode of the Season: Broad City Season 2
August 6, 2015
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This Is a Movie Review: Terminator Genisys
August 5, 2015
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Terminator Genisys basically ignores the third and fourth movies in the series, but it should be noted that 3 and 4 do not really grapple with their predecessors, at least not very meaningfully. T3 backtracks on the message of T2, while Salvation merely fills in the blanks in a way that mostly stands on its own. Genisys, meanwhile, crisscrosses 1 and 2, while new machinations try to prevent or delay the victory or defeat of Skynet. It does not completely stand as its own thing, but there is so much thrown together (mostly gracefully), that it works as something. It manages to be fascinating, at least in an academic sense.
Sarah Connor and Kyle Reese’s interactions are colored by the knowledge of destiny, as they grapple with how to or how not to fulfill the roles that have already been set for them. It is a fairly effective treatise on the nature of stories in which the characters “know” what they are “supposed” to do. Emilia Clarke and Jai Courtney’s performances are not much more than serviceable, but maybe that is the point. Maybe in being locked into their roles, they cannot add too much extra color.
The most consistent draw of this series remains The Terminator himself. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been on a bit of a hot streak in finding relaxed, playful subtleties in his performances, and that continues here, as his awkward cyborg smiles are just exactly right. Also, J.K. Simmons shows up as a beat cop who gets caught up in everything, and he is completely superfluous but very much welcome.
Rick and Morty 2.2: “Mortynight Run”
August 4, 2015
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Squirt, Squeeze, Spray and Play!! http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/08/03/rick-and-morty-season-2-episode-2-reca
What Won TV? – July 26-August 1, 2015
August 2, 2015
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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.
Sunday – Rick and Morty returning with new episodes: 5 Stars
Monday – Jeopardy!
Tuesday – Hollywood Game Night
Wednesday – Mr. Robot
Thursday – Review returning with new episodes: 5 Stars
Friday – Jeopardy!
Saturday – Hannibal
VH1’s The 20 – 8/1/15
August 1, 2015
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Each week, I check out VH1′s The 20 (formerly Top 20 countdown), and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.
Original Version
1. OMI – “Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn Remix)”
2. David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj, Bebe Rexha, & Afrojack – “Hey Mam”
3. Taylor Swift ft. Kendrick Lamar – “Bad Blood”
4. Fifth Harmony ft. Kid Ink – “Worth It”
5. Major Lazer & DJ Snake ft. MØ – “Lean On”
6. Andy Grammer – “Honey, I’m Good.”
7. Rachel Platten – “Fight Song”
8. Sia – “Elastic Heart”
9. Selena Gomez – “Good for You”
10. Ed Sheeran – “Photograph”
11. Tori Kelly – “Should’ve Been Us”
12. Maroon 5 – “This Summer’s Gonna Hurt Like a Mother******”
13. Adam Lambert – “Ghost Town”
14. Fall Out Boy – “Uma Thurman”
15. Demi Lovato – “Cool for the Summer”
16. Elle King – “Ex’s & Oh’s”
17. Sage the Gemini ft. Nick Jonas – “Good Thing”
18. Tove Lo – “Talking Body”
19. Pitbull ft. Chris Brown – “Fun”
20. Jason Derulo – “Cheyenne”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. Lean On
2. Elastic Heart
3. Talking Body
4. Ex’s & Oh’s
5. Cheyenne
6. Good for You
7. Bad Blood
8. Hey Mama
9. Cool for the Summer
10. Should’ve Been Us
11. Uma Thurman
12. Good Thing
13. Worth It
14. Ghost Town
15. This Summer’s Gonna Hurt Like a Mother******
16. Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn Remix)
17. Fight Song
18. Fun
19. Photograph
20. Honey, I’m Good.
Rick and Morty 2.1: “A Rickle in Time”
July 29, 2015
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Y’all negligent, if you’re not watching Rick and Morty. http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/07/27/rick-and-morty-season-2-episode-1-reca
This Is a (Quickie) Movie Review: Magic Mike XXL
July 28, 2015
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If the Amber Heard subplot had been scuttled, Magic Mike XXL would have been all set to go. To be fair, though, her last scene, in which she is gyrated upon by Mike at the stripper convention, loosens up that stiffness.
The top highlights belong to Joe Manganiello. Of course, we have all already heard about his gas station convenience store performance to “I Want It That Way,” and it is worth the hype. But watch out for the transition from Bruno Mars’ “Marry You” to Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer” in the finale and the discussion about how every inch of BD Richie fit in Andie MacDowell’s “glass slipper.”
Best Episode of the Season: BoJack Horseman Season 1
July 26, 2015
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“I ate too many pancakes!”
“Downer Ending”
Netflix’s anthropomorphic horse show reached its season 1 pinnacle with a drug-fueled mind-bender that just does not let up. BoJack, Todd, and Sarah Lynn go on a days-long bender, with the anxiety of insecurity and missed opportunities warping into a beguiling mess from which waking out of appears impossibile. It all comes to a head in what looks like will be a declaration of love but is instead something even more vulnerable.
Honorable Mention – “Sabrina’s Christmas Wish”
This holiday special released outside the official episode count of season 1 offers a full edition of Horsin’ Around, the show within the show, and introduces a catchphrase that is only acceptably repeated in context (“Fire that Jew!”).
What Won TV? – July 19-July 25, 2015
July 26, 2015
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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.
Sunday – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Monday – Whose Line is it Anyway?
Tuesday – Hollywood Game Night
Wednesday – Mr. Robot
Thursday – Rectify, although it loses points for having much fewer dogs than The Chris Gethard Show.
Friday – Jeopardy!
Saturday – Hannibal







