‘Black Phone 2’ Review: The Grabber Goes to Camp

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The lines are back open! (CREDIT: Robin Cymbaly/Universal Pictures and Blumhouse)

Starring: Mason Thames, Madeleine McGraw, Ethan Hawke, Demián Bichir, Jeremy Davies, Miguel Mora, Arianna Rivas, Anna Lore, Graham Abbey, Maev Beaty

Director: Scott Derrickson

Running Time: 114 Minutes

Rating: R for Creative Gore, Fascinatingly Disturbing Images, and Teenage Potty Mouths

Release Date: October 17, 2025 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: After defeating the serial killer known as the Grabber (Ethan Hawke), young Finney (Mason Thames) is adjusting to the new status quo in 1982 Colorado. But even with the Grabber in Hell, all is not so calm in the Centennial State, especially when his younger sister Gwen (Madeleine McGraw) starts sleepwalking while having some gnarly nightmares. It turns out that her psychic powers are kicking into high gear as she has visions of burned and mutilated children while receiving out-of-time phone calls from someone very close to her. These foreboding messages lead the siblings to investigate a sleepaway camp to discover the truth, but alas, a certain handsy villain may have figured out how to reach out beyond the grave while laying in wait on their quest.

What Made an Impression?: Good Thing They Hit Record: You can always tell when we’re watching one of Gwen’s dreams based on the graininess of the picture. It’s like her subconscious is being recorded on an old Super 8 tape. I wish my dreams were retro-cool like that!
Snow Camp is Better Than No Camp?: One thing I didn’t mention in my little synopsis is that Finney and Gwen immediately become snowed in when they arrive at the camp, thanks to one of the biggest blizzards the area has ever seen. Which leads me to the question: aren’t most camps like this open in the summer? You know, when the weather is nice and kids are off from school. Maybe there are in fact getaways like this in the real world during winter breaks, despite the obvious weather-related risks. But even if this were a totally fictional creation, I could accept it, thanks to the feeling of otherworldliness that being snowed in can create.
Keepin’ It Rough and Latchkey: I didn’t re-watch the first Black Phone to prep for the sequel, but one thing that stuck with me that is still very much present in Number 2 is just how gritty life is for these young protagonists (even when a killer isn’t lurking nearby). This outing opens with Finney beating one of his classmates to a bloody pulp, for which he faces absolutely zero consequences. The adults are a little bit more present and helpful this time around, including Finney and Gwen’s father Terrence (Jeremy Davies) and a thoughtful Demián Bichir as the camp’s supervisor. But they also let them get away with a lot, despite some feints towards authority. Although considering everything that the kids have been through, that might actually be fair and sensible. Which brings me to my last point…
Chill Out!: Since surviving the Grabber’s clutches, Finney has developed a habit of indulging in the devil’s lettuce, and Gwen eventually calls him out for that as a way to avoid his pain. To which I have to say: come on, let him relax! Now, I know attitudes about marijuana weren’t exactly as progressive 40 years ago as they are now. But this movie is being released in 2025, so we can retroactively acknowledge that as long as you don’t overdo it, it’s a relatively safe way to deal with trauma, especially compared to Terrence’s habit of hitting the bottle since his wife died. In conclusion, Black Phone 2 is just as arrestingly grimy as the original, with the supernatural factor turned way up, while Ethan Hawke is enjoying a free rein to go as wild as usual.

Black Phone 2 is Recommended If You Like: A Nightmare on Elm Street, Camp-y 80s Slashers, The Shining and its descendants

Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Bad Dreams

Jason Statham is ‘A Working Man,’ and I Bet You Can Guess What That Means

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I guess that’s what he is (Credit: Dan Smith/© 2025 Amazon Content Services LLC. All Rights Reserved.)

Starring: Jason Statham, Jason Flemyng, Arianna Rivas, Michael Peña, David Harbour, Noemi Gonzalez, Emmett J. Scanlan, Eve Mauro, Maximilian Osinski, Max Croes, Kristina Poli, Andrej Kaminsky, Isla Gie, Alana Boden

Director: David Ayer

Running Time: 116 Minutes

Rating: R for Big Guns, Small Guns, and Even a Few Medium Guns

Release Date: March 28, 2025 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Levon Cade is just trying to live a peaceful life as a construction worker in Chicago. But when his boss Joe’s (Michael Peña) daughter Jenny (Arianna Rivas) is kidnapped, he’s forced to revisit a side of himself he swore that he’d abandoned for good. There’s one actor who’s been specializing in characters like this more than anybody else the past 20 years or so, and once again Jason Statham is indeed in his sweet spot. (If you guessed Liam Neeson instead, I would argue that his ass-kicking characters are generally less ambivalent about getting violent than Statham’s.) Anyway, Jenny is now in the hands of human traffickers within the Russian mafia, who are certainly a formidable adversary. But to reiterate: Cade is a one-man wrecking crew played by Jason Statham.

What Made an Impression?: Destruction/Efficiency Dilemma: Lately, I find myself bemoaning the extreme measures of ultra-violent action flicks more and more, and I have to ask, “Did I change, or did the movies?” Then I remember that I never used to watch this genre all that much when I was younger. So the most likely answer is that neither of us changed, we just got to know each other. Anyway, I’m not trying to say that A Working Man and its ilk cause real-life violence, because I genuinely don’t believe that that’s the case (at least not in a direct one-to-one correlation). But after having my eyeballs treated to a series of gaping gunshot wounds, I can \ repeat to myself “It’s just a movie” only so often before it becomes too exhausting to handle. At least David Ayer and Sylvester Stallone’s script is a little quippier than the typical Statham actioner. It’s still a blunt force instrument, but it’s got enough self-awareness for me to appreciate it.
The Shakedown: Cade has a couple of vulnerabilities in the form of a tween daughter named Merry (Isla Gie) and a father-in-law who hates him because he blames him for the death of Merry’s mom. You might expect that the Russians would target Cade’s family to try to make him desperate, and they certainly do, but it thankfully doesn’t get as traumatic as it could. But anyway, I don’t really want to focus on all that right now. Instead, I want to mention how great a relationship Merry and her dad have, and how nice it is that he’s able to keep his PTSD in check whenever he’s around her, and also there’s an early scene where they go out for a lunch of burgers and milkshakes. We don’t see them actually downing any of that greasy grub, but it nonetheless looked delicious to the point that it had me eagerly anticipating my own first milkshake of 2025 once the weather gets warm enough. And I’m grateful for that! Most bloody action flicks don’t bother to include shots of delicious sweet treats, nor do they shoot them so lovingly as they are here. But A Working Man went above and beyond.

A Working Man is Recommended If You Like: All the other Jason Stathams. This one’s a lot like those.

Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Shotgun Blasts