‘Psycho Killer’? If You Say So…

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[Please insert your preferred Talking Heads reference here] (CREDIT: 20th Century Studios/Screenshot)

Starring: Georgina Campbell, James Preston Rogers, Malcolm McDowell, Logan Miller, Grace Dove, Nigel Shawn Williams

Director: Gavin Polone

Running Time: 91 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: February 20, 2026 (Theaters)

In the Tracking-Down-a-Serial-Satanist-Slasher flick Psycho Killer, Georgina Campbell plays a highway patrol officer named Jane Archer. I guess that surname is relevant, because she has good aim. I didn’t notice that while watching the movie, I’m just noticing it now while writing this write-up. That’s probably the most interesting thing about this movie. Otherwise, this is one of the dopiest horror flicks I’ve seen in quite some time, with some (probably unintentional) chuckle-worthy moments making it kind of worth watching. Also making it kind of worth watching is residual goodwill from Campbell having previously starred in Barbarian, one of the most unforgettable horror flicks of the past decade.

Malcolm McDowell sure loves to keep working!

Grade: Not Today, Satan. Maybe Later

Horror 2-Pack Review: ‘The Watchers’ Are ‘In a Violent Nature’

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Watching Nature (CREDIT: IFC Films/Screenshot; Warner Bros. Pictures/Screenshot)

In a Violent Nature

Starring: Ry Barrett, Andrea Pavlovic, Cameron Love, Reece Presley, Liam Leone, Charlotte Creaghan, Lea Rose Sebastianis, Sam Roulston, Alexander Oliver, Lauren Taylor, Timothy Paul McCarthy

Director: Chris Nash

Running Time: 94 Minutes

Rating: Unrated

Release Date: May 31, 2024 (Theaters)

Stomach was knotted (from ice cream)

The Watchers

Starring: Dakota Fanning, Olwen Fouéré, Georgina Campbell, Oliver Finnegan, Alistair Brammer, John Lynch

Director: Ishana Night Shyamalan

Running Time: 102 Minutes

Rating: PG-13

Release Date: June 7, 2024 (Theaters)

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‘Barbarian’ 4 LYFE

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So Barbaric (CREDIT: 20th Century Studios/Screenshot)

Starring: Georgina Campbell, Bill Skarsgård, Justin Long, Matthew Patrick Davis, Richard Brake

Director: Zach Cregger

Running Time: 107 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: September 9, 2022 (Theaters)

Right before seeing Barbarian, I got some fried ice cream for the first time at a place I’d been meaning to try for a while. And it was as delicious as I’d hoped for! So I took that as a wonderful portent that Barbarian would also be able to meet my sky-high expectations. So let me assure everyone quickly: it was a wonderful evening all around.

Barbarian is one of those movies where you don’t want to talk to folks who haven’t seen it in too much detail, because all the twisty surprises are so much fun to discover unspoiled. But unlike a lot of other movies of that ilk, there’s plenty to talk about without spoiling the monster. Like, I could mention that Justin Long is in it, and that he’s got a pretty significant part, despite not being in the trailer at all. And that spoils nothing! Well, it spoils Justin’s sudden, previously unannounced introduction. But that only amounts to about 1% spoilage. Anyway, how are there not more basement-based horror movies?

Grade: 476/500