
The Four Madames (CREDIT: Sony Pictures)
Starring: Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Isabel Merced, Celeste O’Connor, Tahar Rahim, Adam Scott, Kerry Bishé, Emma Roberts, Zosia Mamet, Mike Epps, José María Yazpik
Director: S.J. Clarkson
Running Time: 116 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
Release Date: February 14, 2024 (Theaters)
It’s finally here!
Madame Web… what an experience. I can barely believe what I just watched, but I’m so grateful I did.
I can see the future now, but only a thin slice of it, specifically the part in which Madame Web becomes a midnight movie classic.
Half of it is run-of-the-mill meh mediocre. But that other half… It’s like the people who made this movie were half-asleep during all of 2003 and tried to recreate that year through telepathy.
The Amazon is a trip, man. They don’t make realities like this anymore!
Grade: Mike Epps and Emma Roberts Are Weirdly Also in This

