Take Me Home, ‘Wuthering Heights’?

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Are they such great Heights? (CREDIT: Warner Bros./Screenshot)

Starring: Margot Robbie, Jacob Elordi, Hong Chau, Shazad Latif, Alison Oliver, Martin Clunes, Charlotte Mellington, Owen Cooper, Vy Nguyen

Director: Emerald Fennell

Running Time: 136 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: February 13, 2026 (Theaters)

Would I like to live in Wuthering Heights, specifically the version of the property as seen in the Emerald Fennell-directed Cinematic 2026 Version? Well, of course I must caution that I’m dispositionally allergic to all that dreary English weather. But on the other hand, it’s so horny up there! And also squishy and magnificently tactile (in a horny way). And so bright, too. Lots of red. Furthermore, I promise I wouldn’t let my story turn out as tragically as that of Cathy and Heathcliff. So it could mostly work out for me. Anyway, the movie was pretty good. Fabulous set design and costumes and such.

Grade: 7 Cathys out of 10 Heathcliffs, Plus an Avid Sprinkling of Isabella

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 2/13/26

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Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Crime 101 (Theaters)
GOAT (Theaters)
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (Theaters)
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (Theaters)
“Wuthering Heights” (Theaters)

TV
-Film Independent Spirit Awards (February 15 on YouTube) – Hosted by Miss Eggy.
Family Guy Season 24 Premiere (February 15 on FOX)
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Season 13 Premiere (February 15 on HBO)

Music
-Chet Faker, A Love for Strangers
-Gogol Bordello, We Mean It, Man!
-Jill Scott, To Whom This May Concern
-Charli XCX, Wuthering Heights Soundtrack

jmunney’s Top Cinematic Choices for February 2026

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Keep your ear to the ground for news about great movies (CREDIT: Warner Bros./Screenshot)

They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for [MONTH YEAR]:

Wuthering Heights: I’ve never read the book, but the idea of Charli XCX soundtracking any classic romantic literary adaptation sounds unimpeachable to me.

Wuthering Heights will be reached in cinemas beginning February 13.

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