How to Survive ‘The Drama’

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How do you pronounce “The Drama”? (CREDIT: Jaclyn Martinez)

Starring: Zendaya, Robert Pattinson, Alana Haim, Mamoudou Athie, Hailey Benton Gates, Zoë Winters

Director: Kristoffer Borgli

Running Time: 105 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: April 3, 2026 (Theaters)

I’ve heard chatter about how The Drama has led to breakups between couples who watched it together, so I figured it could be a public service for any of us who have already seen it to share our experiences to help the uninitiated figure out what they’re potentially in for. I knew going in that Zendaya’s character Emma was going to reveal the worst thing she’d ever done, and that that revelation would make her fiance Charlie (played by Robert Pattinson) and her friends played by Alana Haim and Mamoudou Athie completely re-evaluate everything they know about her. But as for the actual nature of that secret? I never would’ve guessed it.

I saw The Drama with my brother-in-law, a grad school friend, and a karaoke friend, and we were all pretty much on the same page about what the consequences of this revelation ought to have been. So how can you be similarly lucky in your moviegoing companions? Well, that’s a little tricky to say for sure, since this is definitely a flick where you’ll want to go in completely cold. But in general, I’d say opt for a crew made up of folks who are all generally down for whatever.

Grade: 79 [Redacted] out of 100 Wine Tastings

2-For-1 Review: ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ and ‘Materialists’ Both Make My Heart Go Thump-a-Thump

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CREDIT: Atsushi Nishijima/A24; Universal Pictures

How to Train Your Dragon

Starring: Mason Thames, Nico Parker, Gerard Butler, Nick Frost, Julian Dennison, Gabriel Howell, Bronwyn James, Harry Trevaldwyn, Ruth Codd, Peter Serafinowicz

Director: Dean DeBlois

Running Time: 125 Minutes

Rating: PG for Dragons Taking Humans Higher Than They Should Go

Release Date: June 13, 2025 (Theaters)

Materialists

Starring: Dakota Johnson, Chris Evans, Pedro Pascal, Marin Ireland, Zoë Winters, Dasha Nekrosova, Louisa Jacobson

Director: Celine Song

Running Time: 117 Minutes

Rating: R, mostly for Discussions of a Date Gone Very Wrong

Release Date: June 13, 2025 (Theaters)

Picture this: it’s the weekend of June 13-15, 2025, and you want to see a new release at your local multiplex. How are you supposed to ever decide?! Especially if they’re total opposites? That isn’t quite the situation we have here, although the live-action remake of How to Train Your Dragon and the Celine Song-penned-and-helmed rom-com Materialists are certainly aiming for separate lanes. So if you’re a thorough cinephile like me who tries to see absolutely everything, where should you focus first? Or should you try to pull a Barbenheimer and make a double feature out of it? Let’s suss out the situation.

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