This is a Movie Review: Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension

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The tendency of the Paranormal Activity films – and indeed, a lot of long-running horror series – is to deepen the mythology and provide more answers and motivations with each sequel. This tracks as antithetical, going against the ambiguous grain that makes the originals successful. But while it might dilute the horror, this expansive approach can work if done well, adding intrigue by way of history, symbolism, and metaphor. The Ghost Dimension, supposedly the last in the PA series, promises to answer every question. That is to say, questions that nobody has been asking. No matter – the mysteries can be made up on the fly. Thus, a demonic method of time travel is introduced to tie the whole series together. It is a clever solution – too bad the film hardly bothers to explain its mechanics or purpose.

The binding of a traditional structure sinks The Ghost Dimension. Sticking with the found footage conceit is acceptable, but the Night 1, Night 2, etc. pattern of home security footage established by the first one is now pointless. It is not even clear what the numbers represent. They do not mark the number of days the family has been living in the house, nor the  days they have been haunted, nor the days that they have noticed the haunting. It might be the number of days they have set up their full array of cameras, but that does not matter.

As the series has expanded its universe, it has struggled to create interesting characters, which was never its strong suit in the first place. Katie and Kristi and their extended families were interesting enough, as they had a personal connection to the origins of the activity. From the fourth movie onward, each new family has just been the victim of circumstance, going through the motions of the original units. In The Ghost Dimension, it at times plays like the latest family is being specifically targeted, and at other times it plays like they just accidentally stumbled across it all. To wit, the discoveries in the house supposedly left behind by the past owners (a camera that can record the demonic presence, tapes with scenes that cover and expand the events of the third film) look like the key to combating the haunting. But ultimately none of this helps, and it is all probably there just to toy with the new family.

Surprisingly enough, the one unequivocally successful element is the one that had seemed the most cynical. The PA series has not established itself as a good fit for 3D – indeed, the dull, cheap quality of home security and old VHS’s would seem to be just the opposite. But the exploration of the titular “ghost dimension” utilizes the extra depth of the added spatial field in a weirdly successful manner. The paranormal presence is a dark, plasmatic blob with white specks that the 3D renders extra disorienting. Flecks of color on the edges of lamps and furniture give the disturbing sense that the projector has been improperly calibrated. Horror in this next dimension assuredly does not answer any mysteries, but it does breathe new life.

This is a (Quickie) Movie Review: Black Mass

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I’m not entirely sure how to review Black Mass. It has an edifying story, performed by a fine cast. It is well-constructed, but there is not much particularly remarkable about it. Objectively, it is more good than bad, but there is not much specifically impressive I can find to pinpoint. Johnny Depp is perfectly decent as Whitey Bulger, but it is a rather straightforward performance. (Joel Edgerton, as the FBI agent who grew up with Whitey, manages some nuance). Honestly, the most thrilling part is the epilogue. The trials that happened in the wake of the events of the film promise a whole host of drama. If you love mob movies, or movies with a big prestigious cast, or movies in which Johnny Depp is committed but not entirely off the rails, then see Black Mass. But don’t expect it to take the top spot of any of those categories.

VH1’s The 20 – 10/31/15

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Each week, I check out VH1′s The 20 (formerly Top 20 countdown), and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

This week, the songs are holiday-themed.

Original Version
1. Ray Parker, Jr. – “Ghostbusters”
2. Rocky Horror Picture Show – “Time Warp”
3. Rihanna – “Disturbia”
4. Robbie Williams – “Rock DJ”
5. The Darkness – “I Believe in a Thing Called Love”
6. Delta Rae – “Bottom of the River”
7. Jason Derulo – “Cheyenne”
8. MC Hammer – “Addams Groove”
9. Beyoncé – “Haunted”
10. Marilyn Manson – “The Beautiful People”
11. Missy Elliott – “Get Ur Freak On”
12. Backstreet Boys – “Everybody”
13. Chris Brown – “Wall to Wall”
14. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs – “Heads Will Roll”
15. Nirvana – “Heart-Shaped Box”
16. 30 Seconds to Mars – “The Kill”
17. Christina Aguilera – “Fighter”
18. Panic! at the Disco – “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
19. Rob Zombie – “Living Dead Girl”
20. Madonna – “Ghosttown”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Ghostbusters
2. Heart-Shaped Box
3. Get Ur Freak On
4. Time Warp
5. Living Dead Girl
6. I Write Sins Not Tragedies
7. The Kill
8. Cheyenne
9. Disturbia
10. Heads Will Roll
11. Fighter
12. Bottom of the River
13. I Believe in a Thing Called Love
14. The Beautiful People
15. Haunted
16. Addams Groove
17. Rock DJ
18. Everybody
19. Ghosttown
20. Wall to Wall

The Middle 7.6: “Halloween VI: Tick Tock Death”

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Frankie finally does something she had always forgotten to do: http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/10/29/the-middle-season-7-episode-6-recap-th

The Muppets 1.5: “Walk the Swine”

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Bobo has an associate’s degree. http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/10/28/the-muppets-season-1-episode-5-recap-t

Watch And/Or Listen to This: “Questions”

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I made this video based on this Buzzfeed post: http://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/which-tv-sociopath-are-you-based-on-this-personality-disorde#.ltGrzykWJ

What Won TV? – October 18-October 24, 2015

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

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Sunday – The Simpsons has had some good episodes the past few years, but it’s been a while since there’s been a good Homer-Lisa episode like this one.
Monday – Fargo
Tuesday – The Grinder
Wednesday – You’re the Worst at its best
Thursday – Billy on the Street, with Billy’s “sort of pet”
Friday – Jeopardy!
Saturday – SNL Vintage

VH1’s The 20 – 10/24/15

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Each week, I check out VH1′s The 20 (formerly Top 20 countdown), and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. The Weeknd – “The Hills”
2. Justin Bieber – “What Do You Mean?”
3. R. City ft. Adam Levine – “Locked Away”
4. Taylor Swift – “Wildest Dreams”
5. Shawn Mendes – “Stitches”
6. One Direction – “Drag Me Down”
7. Elle King – “Ex’s & Oh’s”
8. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Eric Nally, Melle Mel, Kool Moe Dee, and Grandmaster Caz – “Downtown”
9. X Ambassadors – “Renegades”
10. Ed Sheeran – “Photograph”
11. Hailee Steinfeld – “Love Myself”
12. Demi Lovato – “Cool for the Summer”
13. Ellie Goulding – “On My Mind”
14. Nick Jonas – “Levels”
15. Alessia Cara – “Here”
16. Calvin Harris and Disciples – “How Deep is Your Love”
17. Meghan Trainor ft. John Legend – “Like I’m Gonna Lose You”
18. Hozier – “Someone New”
19. Selena Gomez – “Same Old Love”
20. Pentatonix – “Can’t Sleep Love”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. The Hills
2. Downtown
3. Same Old Love
4. Ex’s & Oh’s
5. Renegades
6. Here
7. Cool for the Summer
8. Levels
9. On My Mind
10. What Do You Mean?
11. Wildest Dreams
12. Someone New
13. Love Myself
14. How Deep is Your Love
15. Drag Me Down
16. Stitches
17. Can’t Sleep Love
18. Like I’m Gonna Lose You
19. Locked Away
20. Photograph

The Middle 7.5 – “Land of the Lost”

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“Brick, your sister’s on the thing.” http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/10/22/the-middle-season-7-episode-5-recap-th

This is a Movie Review: Sicario

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A lot of action movies can leave their audiences feeling confused and exasperated. Sicario encourages that reaction by putting its protagonist in the same position. At the beginning of a mission to hunt down a major cartel boss, FBI agent Kate Mercer (Emily Blunt) is appalled by her team’s reckless deployment of force in broad daylight in front of hundreds of civilians at a customs checkpoint. Kate insists that this approach is completely illegal, and then Sicario reveals its hand: that is exactly the point. To go after the highest echelons of the drug trade requires entering into and getting batted around by chaos. Acknowledging and embracing that insanity is what allows Josh Brolin and Benicio Del Toro to get away with dangerously swaggy and scary/empathetic performances, respectively, and Emily Blunt to still be awesome despite the complete frustration of her badass style.

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