This Is a Movie Review: Arrival

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This review was originally published on News Cult in November 2016.

Starring: Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner, Forest Whitaker, Michael Stuhlbarg

Director: Denis Villeneuve

Running Time: 116 Minutes

Rating: Rated PG-13 for Visceral Disorientation

Release Date: November 11, 2016

Arrival takes the novel approach of making translation the focus of an alien invasion movie. Amy Adams plays Dr. Louise Banks, a renowned linguist hired to attempt to communicate with extraterrestrials to understand the purpose of their visit to Earth. This may sound like a formula profoundly devoid of excitement, but if you believe that, then you are vastly underestimating humanity’s potential for paranoia, as well as director Denis Villeneuve’s (PrisonersSicario) proven knack for drawing out intrigue by just lingering on the vastness of his settings. Also, if you can get over the lack of typical sci-fi action, Dr. Banks’ sessions with the two main “heptapod” aliens (dubbed “Abbot and Costello”) are a lot of fun, in a Sesame Street-edutainment sort of way.

Ultimately, Arrival justifies its existence by demonstrating that the question of how to talk to the aliens should pretty much always be one of the most pressing concerns in this genre. More fantastically inclined entries may get away with universal translation devices, but the road to such an invention, as presented here, is a thrilling triumph of human ingenuity and transcendent gumption.

Cracking the code of whether or not the aliens are friend, foe, or something else entirely requires an entirely new way of thinking. Understanding context is always important when it comes to communication, but this is a film about when context does not exist, which is existentially terrifying. In the fight to create context, what emerges is a holistic approach that is simultaneously not at all about cracking any code and entirely about cracking a code that both exists and does not exist. To truly understand Arrival, you must accept that it can never be understood. This is filmmaking at the crossroads of theoretical physics, hope, and the sublime.

Arrival is Recommended If You LikePrimerClose Encounters of the Third Kind, the quieter moments of 2001

Grade: 4.5 Out of 5 Droopy Forest Whitaker Eyelids

SNL Review November 5, 2016: Benedict Cumberbatch/Solange

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This review was originally posted on News Cult in November 2016.

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Over 30 years later, how can we possibly make a relevant parody of perhaps the most iconic commercial of all time? We now have an answer, and it is koohl: The Koohl Toilet. The word “sheeple” gets thrown around a lot today, and it is usually uncalled for. But there is in fact one way in which we all conform, as we are just too busy taking care of business. No more, though! There is another way, and it is not just a ridiculous idea for a comedy sketch, but a real revolution.

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What Won TV? – October 30-November 5, 2016

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

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Sunday – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Monday – People of Earth
Tuesday – Atlanta checked its pockets.
Wednesday – You’re the Worst
Thursday – The Good Place
Friday – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Saturday – Benedict Cumberbatch made the toilet Koohl again.

This Is a Movie Review: Loving

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This review was originally published on News Cult in November 2016.

Starring: Joel Edgerton, Ruth Negga, Nick Kroll

Director: Jeff Nichols

Running Time: 123 Minutes

Rating: PG-13 for Prejudice and the Paranoia That Goes with It

Release Date: November 4, 2016 (Limited)

Director Jeff Nichols is known for including a tinge of the supernatural in his films, especially the apocalyptic Take Shelter and the little-kid-with-mysterious-powers thriller Midnight Special. But even in his ostensibly more realistic pics, like the Southern McConaissance drama Mud, there is a spiritually arousing sense of magic in the air. His latest, Loving, which tells the true-life story behind the 1967 Supreme Court case that struck down the last of this country’s anti-miscegenation laws, achieves that same miraculous sense of wonder by keeping the focus on the day-to-day realities of committed romance under siege.

As Richard (Joel Edgerton) and Mildred (Ruth Negga) Loving’s case makes it way from the local county court to the Virginia Supreme Court all the way to the highest court in the land, there are surprisingly few scenes that actually take place inside a courtroom. The message effectively becomes: love speaks for itself. The film does not see the need for showstopping dramatic speeches, because who needs to be convinced about the rightness of what those speeches would say? Instead, the story mostly sticks with the Lovings’ domestic life, which is constantly under siege, but resolutely tender.

Despite Loving’s lack of interest in legal jargon or courtroom clichés, it does make time for a mini-arc for the titular couple’s main lawyer. When we meet him, Bernard Cohen (Nick Kroll) has little experience with civil rights cases, but he is ambitious enough, or foolhardy enough, to plow right ahead to a potential meeting with the Supreme Court. The casting of Kroll, as much of a novice to high-profile drama as Cohen is to precedent-setting litigation, proves surprisingly apt.

As essential as Kroll’s performance is, it is (like the rest of the movie, and as it should be) all in service to the Lovings. The key line comes when Cohen asks Richard, who has declined to appear during the Supreme Court hearing, if he would like him to tell the justices anything. “Tell the judge I love my wife,” he declares softly but demonstrably.

Edgerton plays Richard as a man who just wants to get on with making a good life for his wife and children. He is uncomfortable with the media attention his marriage receives and flummoxed by the prejudice it engenders. This is in sharp contrast to Negga, who plays Mildred with fragile expressions that belie her steely emotions. Their complementary approaches to overcoming the ordeal of their life are inspiring. It feels like they were destined to be the couple to break down barriers. The poetic perfection of their last name also contributes to that sense. If they were not already called the Lovings, supernaturally inclined Jeff Nichols would have had to christen them thus.

Loving is Recommended If You Like: To Kill a Mockingbird, That feeling you got when the Supreme Court ruled gay marriage constitutional, Actors who look just like the real people they’re portraying

Grade: 4 out of 5 Loves That Conquer All

 

Billboard Hot Rock Songs – Week of November 12, 2016

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and then I rearrange that top 25 based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
2. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
3. X Ambassadors – “Unsteady”
4. Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, & Imagine Dragons with Logic, Ty Dolla $ign ft. X Ambassadors – “Sucker for Pain”
5. Coldplay – “Hymn for the Weekend”
6. Fitz and the Tantrums – “HandClap”
7. Disturbed – “The Sound of Silence”
8. The Lumineers – “Ophelia”
9. Bastille – “Good Grief”
10. Kings of Leon – “Waste a Moment”
11. blink-182 – “She’s Out of Her Mind”
12. Alex Da Kid Featuring X Ambassadors, Elle King & Wiz Khalifa – “Not Easy”
13. Zach Williams – “Chain Breaker”
14. Green Day – “Bang Bang”
15. Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Dark Necessities”
16. Skillet – “Feel Invincible”
17. twenty one pilots – “Cancer”
18. Beck – “Wow”
19. The Head and the Heart – “All We Ever Knew”
20. Avenged Sevenfold – “The Stage”
21. Judah & the Lion – “Take It All Back”
22. Phantogram – “You Don’t Get Me High Anymore”
23. Metallica – “Moth Into Flame”
24. The Lumineers – “Cleopatra”
25. Highly Suspect – “My Name is Human”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. You Don’t Get Me High Anymore
2. Wow
3. My Name is Human
4. Unsteady
5. Dark Necessities
6. Ride
7. Good Grief
8. The Stage
9. Moth Into Flame
10. Ophelia
11. Waste a Moment
12. Cleopatra
13. Take It All Back
14. Cancer
15. Hymn for the Weekend
16. All We Ever Knew
17. Bang Bang
18. The Sound of Silence
19. Heathens
20. Not Easy
21. She’s Out of Her Mind
22. Feel Invincible
23. Sucker for Pain
24. HandClap
25. Chain Breaker

Billboard Hot 20 – Week of November 12, 2016

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey – “Closer”
2. The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk – “Starboy”
3. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
4. DJ Snake ft. Justin Bieber – “Let Me Love You”
5. D.R.A.M. ft. Lil Yachty – “Broccoli”
6. Bruno Mars – “24K Magic”
7. Ariana Grande ft. Nicki Minaj – “Side to Side”
8. Major Lazer ft. Justin Bieber and MØ – “Cold Water”
9. Zay Hilfigerrr and Zayion McCall – “Juju on That Beat (TZ Anthem)”
10. gnash ft. Olivia O’Brien – “i hate u, i love u”
11. Shawn Mendes – “Treat You Better”
12. Sia ft. Sean Paul – “Cheap Thrills”
13. Maroon 5 ft. Kendrick Lamar – “Don’t Wanna Know”
14. Hailee Steinfeld & Grey ft. Zedd – “Starving”
15. Kiiara – “Gold”
16. Rae Sremmurd ft. Gucci Mane – “Black Beatles”
17. The Chainsmokers ft. Daya – “Don’t Let Me Down”
18. Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna – “This Is What You Came For”
19. Sia ft. Kendrick Lamar – “The Greatest”
20. twenty one pilots – “Ride”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Gold
2. The Greatest
3. Starboy
4. Cheap Thrills
5. Side to Side
6. Cold Water
7. Black Beatles
8. Ride
9. Broccoli
10. Closer
11. 24K Magic
12. i hate u, i love u
13. Starving
14. Let Me Love You
15. Don’t Let Me Down
16. This is What You Came For
17. Don’t Wanna Know
18. Heathens
19. Treat You Better
20. Juju on That Beat (TZ Anthem)

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