Billboard Hot 20 – Week of May 19, 2018

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality. I used to rank all 20, now I just rank the cream of the crop.

Original Version
1. Childish Gambino – “This Is America”
2. Drake – “Nice for What”
3. Drake – “God’s Plan”
4. Post Malone ft. Ty Dolla $ign – “Pyscho”
5. Bebe Rexha and Florida Georgia Line – “Meant to Be”
6. Zedd, Maren Morris, and Grey – “The Middle”
7. BlocBoy JB ft. Drake – “Look Alive”
8. Camila Cabello – “Never Be the Same”
9. Ed Sheeran – “Perfect”
10. Ariana Grande – “No Tears Left to Cry”
11. Lil Dicky ft. Chris Brown – “Freaky Friday”
12. Imagine Dragons – “Whatever It Takes”
13. Post Malone ft. 21 Savage – “Rockstar”
14. Migos ft. Drake – “Walk It Talk It”
15. Bazzi – “Mine”
16. Travis Scott ft. Lil Uzi Vert and Kanye West – “Watch”
17. Ella Mai – “Boo’d Up”
18. Cardi B, Bad Bunny, and J Balvin – “I Like It”
19. Nicki Minaj – “Chun-Li”
20. Kane Brown – “Heaven”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. No Tears Left to Cry
2. This Is America
3. Boo’d Up
4. Never Be the Same

‘New Girl’ Season 7 Review: The Most Epilogue-y Season of TV Ever, From the Show Perfectly Suited for It

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CREDIT: Ray Mickshaw/FOX

This review  was originally posted on News Cult in May 2018.

Network: FOX

Showrunners: Brett Baer, Dave Finkel, Liz Meriwether

Main Cast: Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, Lamorne Morris, Hannah Simone, Nasim Pedrad, Danielle Rockoff, Rhiannon Rockoff

Notable Guest Stars: Damon Wayans, Jr., Brian Huskey, Rob Reiner, Dermot Mulroney, Gillian Vigman, JB Smoove, Sarah Baker, Jamie Lee Curtis, Ralph Ahn, Robert Smigel

Episode Running Time: 22 Minutes

This review contains spoilers, but this isn’t really a spoil-able type of show.

New Girl Season 7 is one of the most inessential seasons in television history. That is not a criticism, but rather, a description of an unnecessary, but very satisfying batch of episodes. All television, and all storytelling more generally, is inessential, insofar as we could survive without it. Life would be much less enriching without entertainment, certainly, but it would be possible. But once a story begins to be told, there is a sense of necessity that it must be concluded. And it could easily be argued that by the end of Season 6, New Girl had reached that conclusion, with all of its main characters having achieved major milestones in personal and professional fulfillment. But this show, at its best, has been about so much more (or so much less, but in a good way) than checking off the major storytelling checkpoints.

Nick and Jess are one of my favorite TV couples of all time, and if the last we saw of them was their kiss in the elevator at the end of “Five Stars for Beezus,” I would have rested easy in the belief that they had a long and happy union together. But I am usually hungry to see what happens when the tension of a potential couple turns into the comfort of an actual couple, and New Girl has shown itself to be the type of show uniquely suited for making that pivot interesting. With a three-year time jump to kick off the season, it seemed like we would be heading into a new status quo, but then we discover … Jess and Nick still aren’t married yet? There’s no need to panic; they are still together and happy, they have just been busy with other things, like Nick’s book tour for The Pepperwood Chronicles. But still, you would think they could find some time to put a ring on it. It turns out that much of the delay is attributable to Nick ensuring that his proposal is absolutely perfect. That obsession could have caused major strife in the past, but it is a mark of maturity for both the characters and the show that it is ultimately no big deal.

While Jess and Nick remain the last two residents of the loft, and perhaps a little bit stuck in neutral, the rest of the main crew has decidedly moved ahead to the next stages of their lives. Schmidt and Cece’s toddler Ruth Bader (Danielle and Rhiannon Rockoff) is genuinely adorable but also filled with the sort of moxie and traces of anxiety you would expect in a child whose parents are a mix of blunt and high-strung. Winston and Aly are expecting their first child; his strange propensities, and her incredible ability to accept them, are still intact, just transferred to the minutiae of pending parenthood. For the most part, the unique ways that this whole group communicates with each other remains just as intact. They are sometimes applied in fascinating new ways, as when Schmidt and Jess hash out who has the best approach for Ruth auditioning to a prestigious pre-school. But that sameness also results in hijinks that probably should not be happening anymore, as when Cece and then Nick get locked out of Ruth’s school and get mistaken for creepy lurkers, and it is like: okay, guys, we’re getting a little too old for these shenanigans.

Season 7 is not completely allergic to big final season moments, but it presents them in the uniquely askew New Girl manner. There is a one-year anniversary memorial service for a close friend who died during the time jump, and that close friend is … Furguson, of course. Winston insists that everything be performed in the Jewish manner, because he always saw his cat as Jewish, and while that does sound ridiculous, it also sounds perfectly logical when Lamorne Morris explains it with such certainty. We also, rest assured, do get that last anticipated bit of matrimony, but it all goes delightfully sideways, with a scratched cornea, an impromptu service in a hospital, and Tran’s first ever spoken line of dialogue.

Naturally unnaturally enough, there is still one more episode left to go. “Engram Pattersky” does at first appear to fit into a classic series finale box, i.e., the pack-up-and-move conclusion. It really is time for for Nick and Jess to get out of that rickety old loft and start a new chapter in their lives, even it takes an eviction notice to get them to that realization. The final reveal that the eviction angle is actually Winston’s greatest prank ever is perfectly in line with the show’s ethos, but also a little stunning. Winston never suggests that he was just trying to give his friends the motivation they needed to move forward. And that really is the New Girl way. If you want to find meaning in this young adult life, then you have to do so amidst all the chaos and indirect communication, as you scream and hopefully laugh along the way.

Best Episodes: “The Curse of the Pirate Bride,” “Engram Pattersky”

How Does It Compare to Previous Seasons? This is definitely an epilogue season, but for this show, that means it has never been more sure of its identity than at any other time during its run. It does not reach its most classic heights, but that is perfectly okay.

New Girl is Recommended If You Like: Happy Endings, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, How I Met Your Mother, Parks and Recreation, Friends

Where to Watch: Season 7 is currently available on Hulu, while Seasons 1-6 are on Netflix.

Grade: 3.8 out of 5 Messarounds

This Is a Movie Review: Pope Francis – A Man of His Word

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Pope Francis, in Wim Wender’s docuemntary, POPE FRANCIS – A MAN OF HIS WORD, a Focus Features release. (c) 2018 CTV, Célestes, Solares, Neue Road Movies, Decia, PTS ART’s Factory

I give Pope Francis – A Man of His Word 4 out of 5 Franciscan Breezes: https://uinterview.com/reviews/movies/pope-francis-a-man-of-his-word-movie-review-powerful-documentary-delivers-genuine-message-of-hope/

This Is a Movie Review: Deadpool 2

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CREDIT: Twentieth Century Fox

I give Deadpool 2 2.5 out of 5 Baby Legs: https://uinterview.com/reviews/movies/deadpool-2-movie-review-second-time-not-the-charm-for-exhausting-sequel/

SNL Review May 12, 2018: Amy Schumer/Kacey Musgraves

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CREDIT: Will Heath/NBC

This review was originally published on News Cult in May 2018.

NewsCult Entertainment Editor Jeffrey Malone watches every new episode of Saturday Night Live and then organizes the sketches into the following categories: “Love It” (potentially Best of the Season-worthy), “Keep It” (perfectly adequate), or “Leave It” (in need of a rewrite, to say the least). Then he concludes with assessments of the host and musical guest.

Love It

James Madison High School Graduation – In a spiritual successor to the St. Joseph’s Christmas Mass Spectacular, Beck Bennett gets into the intense voice-over detailing the foibles and high points of a common American ritual. There are the typical goofs: butchering names, falling off the stage, microphone troubles. And then it goes to another, all-time level with the lasers shooting out of the eyes of the kids looking at different cameras.

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This Is a Movie Review: Breaking In

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CREDIT: Paul Sarkis/Universal Pictures

I give Breaking In 2 out of 5 Intercoms: https://uinterview.com/reviews/movies/breaking-in-movie-review-gabrielle-union-is-a-fearsome-mother-in-a-by-the-books-occasionally-weird-home-invasion-thriller/

This Is a Movie Review: Beast

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CREDIT: Roadside Attractions

I give Beast 3.5 out of 5 Glass Shards: https://uinterview.com/reviews/movies/beast-movie-review-british-thriller-reveals-that-the-animal-lies-within-us-all/

Billboard Hot Rock Songs – Week of May 12, 2018

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and then I rearrange the top 25 based on my estimation of their quality. I used to rank all of the top 25, now I just rank the cream of the crop.

Original Version
1. Imagine Dragons – “Whatever It Takes”
2. Imagine Dragons – “Thunder”
3. Imagine Dragons – “Believer”
4. Portugal. The Man – “Feel It Still”
5. Foster the People – “Sit Next to Me”
6. Bad Wolves – “Zombie”
7. Alice Merton – “No Roots”
8. Panic! at the Disco – “Say Amen (Saturday Night)”
9. lovelytheband – “Broken”
10. Godsmack – “Bulletproof”
11. Five Finger Death Punch – “Gone Away”
12. Portugal. The Man – “Live in the Moment”
13. Vance Joy – “Saturday Sun”
14. Muse – “Thought Contagion”
15. Two Feet – “I Feel Like I’m Drowning”
16. Shinedown – “Devil”
17. Sir Sly – “&Run”
18. Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats – “You Worry Me”
19. 30 Seconds to Mars – “Dangerous Night”
20. AWOLNATION – “Handyman”
21. Three Days Grace – “The Mountain”
22. Godsmack – “When Legends Rise”
23. Five Finger Death Punch – “Sham Pain”
24. James Bay – “Us”
25. SYML – “Where’s My Love”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. No Roots
2. Feel It Still
3. You Worry Me
4. I Feel Like I’m Drowning
5. Live in the Moment
6. &Run
7. Where’s My Love
8. Thought Contagion
9. Handyman

Billboard Hot 20 – Week of May 12, 2018

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality. I used to rank all 20, now I just rank the cream of the crop.

Original Version
1. Drake – “Nice for What”
2. Post Malone ft. Ty Dolla $ign – “Psycho”
3. Drake – “God’s Plan”
4. Bebe Rexha and Florida Georgia Line – “Meant to Be”
5. Zedd, Maren Morris, and Grey – “The Middle”
6. Camila Cabello – “Never Be the Same”
7. Post Malone – “Better Now”
8. Post Malone ft. 21 Savage – “Rockstar”
9. BlocBoy JB ft. Drake – “Look Alive”
10. Ariana Grande – “No Tears Left to Cry”
11. Post Malone – “Paranoid”
12. Ed Sheeran – “Perfect”
13. Lil Dicky ft. Chris Brown – “Freaky Friday”
14. Post Malone – “Rich & Sad”
15. Post Malone ft. Swae Lee – “Spoil My Night”
16. Post Malone ft. Nicki Minaj – “Ball for Me”
17. Nicki Minaj – “Stay”
18. Migos ft. Drake – “Walk It Talk It”
19. Bazzi – “Mine”
20. Post Malone ft. G-Eazy and YG – “Same Bitches”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. No Tears Left to Cry
2. Never Be the Same

SNL Review May 5, 2018: Donald Glover/Childish Gambino

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CREDIT: Will Heath/NBC

This review was originally published on News Cult in May 2018.

NewsCult Entertainment Editor Jeffrey Malone watches every new episode of Saturday Night Live and then organizes the sketches into the following categories: “Love It” (potentially Best of the Season-worthy), “Keep It” (perfectly adequate), or “Leave It” (in need of a rewrite, to say the least). Then he concludes with assessments of the host and musical guest.

Love It

Jurassic Park Courtroom – Is this the first time a Jurassic Park parody has ever centered around the titular land of amusement being sued for wrongful death liability? It seems unlikely that it should take this long, but whatever, I’m not complaining. Maybe a lesser-known previous example exists, but the one we have now is simply incredible. I didn’t used to know that Donald Glover needed to adopt a ridiculously over-the-top Southern affectation to play JP’s lawyer, but now I have seen the light. This is the goofy, nerdy Glover so many of us fell in love with during his Community days, and thank heavens he is still willing to deploy it.

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