2 Stallions, 1 Promo (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)

Okay, folks, here’s what’s going to happen: Megan Thee Stallion just hosted SNL, and she was also the musical guest. Now I’m going to review that episode, sketch-by-sketch. And those reviewlets will go by the following format, in honor of the guest: a quick little word or phrase, followed by “Thee Stallion.”

January 6th Final Hearing: Not enough Cocker Spaniel Energy Thee Stallion.

Megan Thee Stallion’s Monologue: I didn’t really get the Popeyes reference, but I guess that’s okay Thee Stallion.

Hot Girl Hospital: Too much but not enough, Thee Stallion.

We Got Brought: Ain’t that how it be? Thee Stallion.

Deer: Silly escalation Thee Stallion.* (*-actually a deer)

Girl Talk: Honestly I heard them loud and clear without the subtitles Thee Stallion.

please don’t destroy: Wellness: I sense plenty of sleep deprivation Thee Stallion.

Megan Thee Stallion, “Anxiety”: Honestly I wasn’t ready to get that therapeutic Thee Stallion.

Weekend Update (Michael and Colin): A few bits hitting it Thee Stallion.
Weekend Update: Debbie Hole and Stacey Bussy: Ack! Thee Stallion
Weekend Update: Devon Walker: Resonance Thee Stallion

Workout Class: Who asked for this?! (And that’s point) Thee Stallion

Megan Thee Stallion, “NDA”/”Plan B”: 80s/90s hard rock balladry vibes, get it, Thee Stallion.

St. Andrew’s Center for Shivering Girls: Important information to keep in the back of my head Thee Stallion

Substitute Teacher: Highly unlikely but worth it for the laughs Thee Stallion.

Oh wow, the next new episode is also going to have a host and musical guest that are one and the same.* (*-Jack Harlow)