In Search of Perfection (24-Hour Style)

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Drinkin’ in those perfect days (CREDIT: NEON/Screenshot)

Starring: Koji Yakusho

Director: Wim Wenders

Running Time: 124 Minutes

Rating: PG

Release Date: February 7, 2024 (Theaters)

After watching Perfect Days, I feel compelled to now ask: would I like to have my own perfect days? Hirayama (Koji Yakusho) certainly seems a fellow worth emulating in particular ways as he gets on by as a toilet cleaner. (It certainly helps that the public Japanese facilities are much more whimsical than those in America, at least in the park where he’s assigned to.) While a series of perfect days would by definition sound pretty great, in practice I worry that they would instead be exhausting. But of course then they wouldn’t actually be perfect! Maybe we should all just take some inspiration from Hirayama and his lack of concern about paradoxes and see where that takes us.

Grade: 2 Lous out of 3 Reeds

‘Dune: Part Two’ Makes a Case for Everyone to Take a Hit of That Spice

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Timothee Chalamet as The Dune Man (CREDIT: Warner Bros. Pictures/Screenshot)

Starring: Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, Rebecca Ferguson, Javier Bardem, Josh Brolin, Austin Butler, Florence Pugh, Dave Bautista, Stellan Skarsgård, Christopher Walken, Charlotte Rampling, Souheila Yacoub

Director: Denis Villeneuve

Running Time: 165 Minutes

Rating: PG-13 for Sword and Knife Fights, Mostly

Release Date: March 1, 2024 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: They’re still feeling spicy after all these years! After the ending of 2021’s Dune saw Paul Atreides (Timothée Chalamet) teaming up with the rebellious Fremen, Part Two picks up right where things left off on the desert planet of Arrakis. Elsewhere, House Harkonnen has their sights set on clamping down on their control of Arrakis for good, with the violently unstable Feyd-Rautha (Austin Butler) promoted as the new governor. This whole situation has a significant portion of the Fremen believing that Paul and his mother (Rebecca Ferguson) have arrived on Arrakis to fulfill a messianic prophecy. Other Fremen, however, including the hot-blooded Chani (Zendaya), are a little less convinced of that savior narrative. Nevertheless, Paul does seem to be willing to do the work to prove both his loyalty and his freedom fighting bona fides.

What Made an Impression?: It Makes More Sense Now: My introductory synopsis could have gone into a lot more detail, but I do try to keep things succinct in that section. And that’s especially important in the case of a movie like this one, because so much of it would sound like psychedelic sci-fi gobbledygook to the uninitiated. Which, to be fair, it is psychedelic sci-fi gobbledygook. But on the other hand, the culture at large has become much more initiated into the world of Frank Herbert in just the two and a half years since the last Denis Villenueve-directed adaptation. I certainly count myself among those who now have a far greater understanding of what Dune is all about. Great movies have a way of teaching you how to watch them, and despite being a nearly-three-hour space opera epic, Dune: Part Two is gratifyingly easy enough to understand. It’s a simple hero’s journey, complicated by skepticism, and all the baroque details are there to support that overarching theme.
A Vision Realized: 2021’s Dune was fairly praised for its stunning visuals, but perhaps they were a little too stunning. That is to say, their sublime bigness kind of lulled me to sleep. But by contrast in Part Two, the settings are often blazingly bright, so it’s hard not to keep your eyes open. That’s how it goes when most of the running time is spent on a desert planet! From the explosive emergence of the famously feared sandworms, to the stormy wrangling of those same sandworms, the spectacles of Arrakis are brought to unforgettable life, with clean and crisp editing and cinematography making it clear exactly what we’re supposed to be seeing. It all adds up to a simple, but impeachable union, of technical proficiency and thematic confidence, which is in fact the formula for successful blockbuster filmmaking.

Dune: Part Two is Recommended If You Like: Heterochromia, The Rick and Morty episode where they “do a Die Hard,” Grappling with religion

Grade: 4.5 out of 5 Fremen

Jeff’s Wacky SNL Review: Shane Gillis/21 Savage

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The Savages (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)

Jeff “jmunney” Malone watches every new episode of Saturday Night Live and then reviews all the sketches and segments according to a “wacky” theme.

Well, we’re in the middle of Saturday Night Live‘s 49th season. The 12th episode just aired, and Mr. Comedian Shane Gillis was the host. He has a bit of a history with the show, as he was hired as a cast member back in 2019 but was then almost immediately fired after some past controversial comments emerged. That wasn’t really mentioned in this episode, besides one little moment during the monologue.

As for the musical duties, well ,those were handled by a fellow known as 21 Savage. He was born in London, raised in Atlanta, and this was his first time rapping in Studio 8H.

As for my review, I’ll be employing my ol’ reliable routine of just copying the notes that I wrote in my notebook while watching the show.

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That’s Auntertaiment Mini-Episode: What’s Jeff Watching? #14

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TV is back in full swing, clearly. And movies are still getting released (and re-released).

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 2/23/24

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Carrie Preston (CREDIT: CBS/Screenshot)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Drive-Away Dolls (Theaters)
Tenet (Theatrical Re-Release) – Footage from the upcoming Dune: Part Two will also be included.

TV
Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions (Begins February 23, check local listings)
-Screen Actors Guild Awards (February 24 on Netflix)
-Film Independent Spirit Awards (February 25 on YouTube) – A lot of awards this weekend!
Elsbeth Series Premiere (February 29 on CBS) – Good Wife/Good Fight spinoff; Carrie Preston stars.

Music
-MGMT, Loss of Life
-Mick Mars, The Other Side of Mars – Solo debut from former Mӧtley Crüe drummer.

It’s a Gay Old Time with the ‘Drive-Away Dolls’!

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What’s in the box?! (CREDIT: Wilson Webb/Working Title/Focus Features)

Starring: Margaret Qualley, Geraldine Viswanathan, Colman Domingo, Beanie Feldstein, Bill Camp, Joey Slotnick, C.J. Wilson, Pedro Pascal, Matt Damon, Miley Cyrus

Director: Ethan Coen

Running Time: 84 Minutes

Rating: R for Unabashed Sexuality and Sucker Punch-Style Violence

Release Date: February 23, 2024 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: It’s 1999, and good friends Jamie (Margaret Qualley) and Marian (Geraldine Viswanathan) decide to take an impromptu road trip from Philadelphia to Tallahassee, Florida. Jamie is slipping out of yet another messy relationship, while Marian is too buttoned-up to have ever made a move on anybody. They’re both gay, but they’ve never considered each other as serious prospects. But perhaps that could change over the course of the next few days, as vacationing and stress both tend to make people closer. And this is certainly going to be a stressful ride, as a couple of criminal goons (Joey Slotnick, C.J. Wilson) are hot on their tails when the car rental joint mistakenly loans them a vehicle with a very valuable piece of luggage in its trunk.

What Made an Impression?: Those Old Reliable Yuks: After making some of the most beloved movies of the past few decades, brotherly filmmaking duo Joel and Ethan Coen have taken a creative break from each other. If their first solo directorial efforts are any indication, then it was Joel who specialized in the dark and probing drama, and Ethan who drifted towards their unique brand of wacky yet droll comedy. With Drive-Away Dolls, Ethan has teamed up with his wife Tricia Cooke for screenwriting duties, and the result very much sits on a continuum of Raising Arizona, Fargo, and The Big Lebowski, with a series of Jenga-like misunderstandings leading to comically violent escalation.
Out and Loud: Speaking of continuums, Jamie and Marian are part of the Coen-esque tradition of protagonists who don’t quite realize what type of movie they’re in before it’s too late to do anything about it. That’s mainly because they’re too busy being their unapologetically gay selves. Marian is certainly a lot more reserved than Jamie, but that doesn’t mean she’s ashamed in any way about her sexual orientation. Interestingly enough, though, they never really encounter any homophobia. That’s partly because they spend most of their time in defiantly gay spaces, but also because the straight people they stumble across just couldn’t be bothered to be bigoted. (Will & Grace did premiere in 1998, after all, so maybe those folks have been watching it.)
Secrets But No Shame: I don’t want to give away the truth about the package, partly because it would be rude to be a spoiler, but also because I want my review to be as family-friendly as possible. Let’s just say then that it involves a politician and a very personal form of pleasure. And when you have public ambitions bumping up against private escapades like that, it often leads to over-the-top shenanigans. That’s certainly the case in Drive-Away Dolls, much to our demented delight.

Drive-Away Dolls is Recommended If You Like: The comedy half of the Coens

Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Makeout Sessions

Getting Caught Up in ‘Madame Web’

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The Four Madames (CREDIT: Sony Pictures)

Starring: Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Isabel Merced, Celeste O’Connor, Tahar Rahim, Adam Scott, Kerry Bishé, Emma Roberts, Zosia Mamet, Mike Epps, José María Yazpik

Director: S.J. Clarkson

Running Time: 116 Minutes

Rating: PG-13

Release Date: February 14, 2024 (Theaters)

It’s finally here!

Madame Web… what an experience. I can barely believe what I just watched, but I’m so grateful I did.

I can see the future now, but only a thin slice of it, specifically the part in which Madame Web becomes a midnight movie classic.

Half of it is run-of-the-mill meh mediocre. But that other half… It’s like the people who made this movie were half-asleep during all of 2003 and tried to recreate that year through telepathy.

The Amazon is a trip, man. They don’t make realities like this anymore!

Grade: Mike Epps and Emma Roberts Are Weirdly Also in This

Super Bowl LVIII Commercial Roundup

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Great Job! (CREDIT: CeraVe Skincare)

I’ve been ranking or otherwise talking about Super Bowl commercials for years now. But the prospect of ranking them again just feels so daunting. Still, I wanted to share some thoughts, so here I am!

First off, did this year set a record for most celebrities appearing in Super Bowl commercials while simultaneously attending the Big Game (Beyoncé, Post Malone, Usher)? If you were to tell me that the previous record was zero, I’d believe it.

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Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 2/16/24

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A final Batch of new episodes is on the way (CREDIT: Disney+. © 2024 Lucasfilm Ltd. & ™. All Rights Reserved.)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Madame Web (Theaters)
Oscar Nominated Short Films (Theaters)

TV
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Season 11 Premiere (February 18 on HBO)
Star Wars: The Bad Batch Season 3 Premiere (February 21 on Disney+) – Final Season Alert!

Music
-Chromeo, Adult Contemporary
-Granddaddy, Blu Wav – I’ve never heard of this band before, but they sound interesting.
-Paloma Faith, The Glorification of Sadness
-Jennifer Lopez, This Is Me… Now
-Usher, Coming Home

That’s Auntertaiment Mini-Episode: Aunt Beth Tells Jeff to Watch ‘My Favorite Year’

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Jeff watches My Favorite Year; will this be your favorite episode?

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