When it Snows, it blocks (CREDIT: Disney/Screenshot; Warner Bros./Screenshot)

Snow White

Starring: Rachel Zegler, Gal Gadot, Andrew Burnap, Ansu Kabia, Patrick Page, Jeremy Swift, Tituss Burgess, Andrew Barth Feldman, Martin Klebba, Jason Kravits, George Salazar, Andy Grotelueschen

Director: Marc Webb

Running Time: 109 Minutes

Rating: PG

Release Date: March 21, 2025 (Theaters)

A Minecraft Movie

Starring: Jack Black, Jason Momoa, Sebastian Hansen, Emma Myers, Danielle Brooks, Jennifer Coolidge, Rachel House, Jemaine Clement, Jared Hess

Director: Jared Hess

Running Time: 101 Minutes

Rating: PG

Release Date: April 4, 2025 (Theaters)

A few days ago, I saw Snow White (the version where Rachel Zegler plays the Friend of Grumpy). Then the very next day, I saw A Minecraft Movie (the one released in 2025, in case you’re reading this in the future). And I couldn’t help but ask myself: would I like to live in either of these magical realms?

Here’s the answer I’ve settled on: Snow’s kingdom just doesn’t really do it for me. It might be nice to visit Happy and his roommates every once in a while, but it’s not a place for setting down roots. At least not for me. But oh man, after watching Minecraft, I think I might just have to pack up and re-establish myself in this wonderfully unique land of wonders. I mean, how can I resist the tater tot pizza, the potato factory, and Vice Principal Jennifer Coolidge. Yes indeed, Idaho, here I come!

Grades:
Snow White: 77 Sneezys out of 147 Grumpys
A Minecraft Movie: Give Me Some of Your Tots!