The 30 Best Television Series of 2012

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There is a vast amount of great television on the airwaves today.  I watch a lot (though not all) of it.  Here is the best of what I watched regularly in 2012:

1. Community
2. Bob’s Burgers
3. Girls
4. Happy Endings
5. Archer
6. Louie
7. Billy on the Street
8. 30 Rock
9. Parks & Recreation
10. Suburgatory
11. Key & Peele
12. The Daily Show
13. Fringe
14. Parenthood
15. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
16. Portlandia
17. Comedy Bang! Bang!
18. Saturday Night Live
19. Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23
20. NTSF:SD:SUV
21. Childrens Hospital
22. Awake
23. Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell
24. The Middle
25. New Girl
26. American Dad!
27. Conan
28. Ben and Kate
29. Jeopardy!
30. American Horror Story

Honorable Mentions (Shows That I Hear Are Good, But Didn’t Watch in 2012, But Just Might Watch in 2013): Adventure Time, Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Game of Thrones, The Good Wife, Gravity Falls, Homeland, Justified, Mad Men, Regular Show, Sons of Anarchy, The Vampire Diaries, Veep

The Funniest Thing I Saw in 2012

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Here’s the funniest thing I saw in 2012 (also the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while):

2012: A Year at the Movies

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2012 was the first year since I’ve been keeping track of my moviegoing that I did not set a new record, as I fell a few short of last year’s 75.  70 seems to be the new benchmark that I have got to be hitting each year, so I at least managed that.   As usual, included with the list of titles are grades, dates, showtimes, theatre locations, and folks I saw the movies with.

1. Sherlock Holmes: A Game of ShadowsB- (1/14, 7:40 PM, AMC Hamilton, Hamilton, NJ; Laura Janousek)
2. Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol in IMAX – A- (1/19, 1:35 PM, AMC Neshaminy, Bensalem, PA; myself)
3. The Girl with the Dragon TattooB+ (1/24, 1:15 PM, Regal United Artists Oxford Valley, Langhorne, PA; myself)
4. The ArtistB+ (1/25, 1:30 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
5. HaywireA- (1/28, 7:45 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith)
6. Pina in 3D – B (1/30, 1:05 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
7. A Dangerous MethodB+ (1/31, 12:10 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
8. One for the MoneyC+ (2/3, 2:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob and Sue Malone)
9. The Woman in BlackB- (2/27, 2:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
10. ChronicleA- (2/28, 1:35 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
11. John Carter in 3D – B- (3/11, 1:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob Malone)
12. WanderlustB+ (3/14, 1:15 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
13. Jeff, Who Lives at HomeB+ (3/20, 1:15 PM, Hamilton; myself)
14. Seeking JusticeB- (3/21, 1:20 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
15. The Hunger GamesA- (3/23, 1:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
16. 21 Jump St.B+ (3/23, 10:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Dave Coyle, Jason Tkach, Walter Wojcik)
17. Friends with KidsC+ (3/28, 1:05 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
18. Wrath of the TitansD+ (3/30, 10:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Jason Tkach)
19. Casa de mi PadreB (4/3, 12:00 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
20. The Cabin in the WoodsA (4/13, 8:00 PM, Regal Plymouth Meeting, Conshohocken, PA; Jason Tkach; also 4/21, 8:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith and Walter Wojcik)
21. LockoutB- (5/1, 2:25 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
22. Marvel’s The Avengers in 3D – B+ (5/4, 9;20 PM, Oxford Valley; Jason Tkach and Walter Wojcik)
23. The Five-Year EngagementB (5/6, 7:25 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone)
24. The DictatorB (5/29, 1:10 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
25. Men in Black 3 in 3D – B (6/1, 10:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Jason Tkach)
26. That’s My BoyB- (6/15, 10:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
27. Prometheus in 3D – B (6/20, 12:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
28. Something From Nothing: The Art of RapB (6/21, 1:30 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
29. Safety Not Guaranteed A- (6/24, 7:40 PM, Neshaminy; Kaity Malone)
30. Moonrise Kingdom – A- (6/29, 7:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone)
31. Rock of AgesC+ (7/2, 12:10 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
32. TedB- (7/2, 7:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith and Walter Wojcik)
33. The Amazing Spider-ManB (7/6, 3:45 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob Malone, Sue Malone, Kaity Malone, and Anne Cree)
34. To Rome with LoveB- (7/13, 7:15 PM, Neshaminy; Kaity Malone)
35. Katy Perry: Part of Me in 3D – B+ (7/16, 1:15 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
36. Magic MikeB+ (7/18, 1:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
37. The Dark Knight RisesA- (7/23, 7:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob Malone, Kaity Malone, Anne Cree, and Becca Mutek; also in IMAX, 9/6, 12:30 PM, Regal United Artists King of Prussia, King of Prussia, PA; myself)
38. SavagesC+ (7/25, 1:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
39. Total RecallC- (8/9, 7:40 PM, Regal Manahawkin; Martin Malone, Jane Malone, Beth Woods, Rory Woods, Wesley Woods, and Riley Woods)
40. Ruby SparksA- (8/13, 7:50 PM, Hamilton; Kaity Malone and Becca Mutek)
41. Hope SpringsB+ (8/14, 1:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Claire Dansbury and Grace Stanford)
42. Rifftrax Live: Manos: The Hands of Fate (8/16, 8:00 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
43. Brave – B (8/21, 11:50 AM, Oxford Valley; myself)
44. The Expendables 2 – B- (8/31, 7:55 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith)
45. Beasts of the Southern Wild – B+ (9/4, 11:45 AM, Hamilton; myself)
46. The Campaign – B- (9/7, 2:40 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
47. Celeste & Jesse Forever – B (9/11, 1:45 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
48. The Possession – C+ (9/17, 2:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
49. Robot & Frank – B+ (9/18, 11:35  AM, Neshaminy; myself)
50. House at the End of the StreetC (9/25, 2:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
51. End of Watch B+ (9/26, 1:40 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
52. LooperA (9/28, 1:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Rob Malone)
53. The Master – B+ (9/29, 7:15 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob and Sue Malone)
54. Trouble with the Curve – C+ (10/2, 1:05 PM, Oxford Valley; Claire Dansbury and Grace Stanford)
55. Pitch Perfect – B (10/8, 2:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
56. Argo – A- (10/13, 7:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob and Sue Malone)
57. Seven Psychopaths – B+ (10/15, 1:40 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
58. Sinister – B+ (10/17, 2:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
59. Rifftrax Live: Birdemic (10/25, 8:00 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
60. Paranormal Activity 4 – C (10/31, 2:00 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
61. Flight – A (11/4, 1:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob Malone, Sue Malone, Claire Dansbury, and Grace Stanford)
62. Cloud Atlas – B+ (11/13, 12:40 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
63. The Perks of Being a Wallflower – A- (11/15, 12:15 PM, Hamilton; myself)
64. Wreck-It Ralph – A- (11/26, 12:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith)
65. Skyfall – B+ (11/27, 11:35 AM, Oxford Valley; myself)
66. Killing Them Softly – B+ (12/3, 11:50 AM, Oxford Valley; myself)
67. Lincoln – A- (12/4, 11:40 AM, Oxford Valley; myself)
68. Life of Pi in 3D –  B+ (12/10, 1:10 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
69. Hitchcock – B- (12/11, 1:30 PM, Neshaminy; Kaity Malone)
70. The Guilt Trip – B- (12/19, 7:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone and Hannah Plumridge)
71. Les Miserables – B (12/26, 12:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob Malone, Sue Malone, Kaity Malone, Claire Dansbury, Pat Dansbury, Anne Cree, and Becca Mutek)

Song Review – Bridgit Mendler’s “Ready or Not”

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I like fluffy pop music about love, despite the bad rap it may get in some corners of music connoisseurship.  I must say, though, I may actually be overestimating the degree to which pop music is looked down upon.  There are plenty of critics out there who give pop a fair shake, whether or not they prefer other genres.  But the reason I am even mentioning this information in the first place is because people who know me somewhat but not completely may be surprised at how much I like lovey-dovey pop music, considering that I usually prefer to rock it out, or to roll with the wild experimental EDM beats.  To be honest, I wouldn’t say as a rule that I like this lovey-dovey genre; you won’t be likely to find me doodling hearts and flowers on my notebook.  But I definitely have a romantic side.  So I’m happy to have declarations of love enter my ears, but I prefer when there’s something unique to those declarations.  And I caught on to something unique the first time I heard Bridgit Mendler’s “Ready or Not.”  Genre organizers have lumped Bridgit in with the Demi Lovato’s and the Selena Gomez’s of the pop world- which makes sense considering that like those two, she first became famous on the Disney Channel – but she really has a sensibility that is different from any other tween-targeted artist.  In “Ready or Not,” her reggae- and jazz-inflected vocal style is subtle, but  noticeable, with a satisfying scat breakdown at the end.  Her strange approach (strange by 21st century pop standards, anyway) may not be full-fledged yet, but this debut single portends great things to come.  And in the meantime, this fluffy, lovey-dovey tune is perfectly enjoyable on its own. B+

VH1 Top 20 of 2012

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VH1 cut its yearly countdown down to 20 after doing 40 for the past several years. I must say, I miss the mix-up to the regular format that the Top 40 provided, but this here Top 20 was a nice change of pace, and I appreciate the stringency inherent in cutting down the list total. I figured that with a smaller list there might be a chance I wouldn’t have to yell at VH1 for inaccurately gauging the bigness of the hits of 2012, and Jim Shearer’s explanation that all the charts were pored over to determine the countdown bolstered my confidence. For the most part, this list makes sense, with a few questionable choices and one egregiously wrong one. Did I miss something or was “Call Me Maybe” not the biggest song of 2012? You could perhaps make the argument that “Somebody That I Used to Know” should be Number 1 (it was my favorite song of 2012 that was actually released in 2011), as it was the first song to ever hit Number One on the Billboard Hot 100, Adult Contemporary, Adult Pop, Alternative, Hot Dance Club, Pop, and Rock charts.  “We Are Young” also deserves to be up top, having been the anthem of 2012.  But “Call Me Maybe” anywhere lower than 3?  That’s just not in touch with reality.  Elsewhere, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” looks a little low to me at 17th, while “I Will Wait” looks a bit high at 10th (although, maybe not, seeing as Babel had the second highest debut week of any album).

As per usual, my estimation of the quality of the songs follows the original version.

Original Version
1. Gotye ft. Kimbra – “Somebody That I Used to Know”
2. fun. ft. Janelle Monae – “We Are Young”
3. Maroon 5 ft. Burj Khalifa – “Payhpone”
4. Kelly Clarkson – “What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)”
5. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
6. Rihanna – “Where Have You Been”
7. Train – “Drive By”
8. Ellie Goulding – “Lights”
9. Carly Rae Jepsen – “Call Me Maybe”
10. Mumford & Sons – “I Will Wait”
11. Adele – “Set Fire to the Rain”
12. Neon Trees – “Everybody Talks”
13. P!nk – “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)”
14. Flo Rida – “Whistle”
15. Demi Lovato – “Give Your Heart a Break”
16. Ed Sheeran – “The A-Team”
17. Taylor Swift – “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”
18. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
19. Katy Perry – “Wide Awake”
20. Ne-Yo – “Let Me Love You”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Somebody That I Used to Know
2. Lights
3. Where Have You Been
4. Locked Out of Heaven
5. Wide Awake
6. We Are Young
7. Call Me Maybe
8. Give Your Heart a Break
9. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
10. Ho Hey
11. Set Fire to the Rain
12. Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
13. I Will Wait
14. What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)
15. Everybody Talks
16. The A-Team
17. Drive By
18. Let Me Love You
19. Payphone
20. Whistle

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 12/18/12

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Man, Maroon 5 are really boring.

Original Version
1. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
2. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Screa & Shout”
3. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
4. Rihanna – “Diamonds”
5. Justin Bieber ft. Nicki Minaj – “Beauty and a Beat”
6. Psy – “Gangnam Style”
7. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
8. Alicia Keys – “Girl on Fire”
9. Flo Rida – “I Cry”
10. Ke$ha – “Die Young”
11. P!nk – “Try”
12. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Wanz – “Thrift Shop”
13. Maroon 5 – “One More Night”
14. fun. – “Some Nights”
15. Swedish House Mafia – “Don’t You Worry Child”
16. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
17. 50 Cent ft. Eminem and Adam Levine – “My Life”
18. Ed Sheeran – “The A Team”
19. The Script ft. will.i.am – “Hall of Fame”
20. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Die Young
2. Locked Out of Heaven
3. Girl on Fire
4. Diamonds
5. Try
6. Gagngnam Style
7. Home
8. I Cry
9. Ho Hey
10. It’s Time
11. Some Nights
12. Thrift Shop
13. Don’t You Worry Child
14. Don’t Stop the Party
15. My Life
16. Beauty and a Beat
17. The A-Team
18. Scream & Shout
19. One More Night
20. Hall of Fame

SNL Video Recap December 15, 2012: Martin Short/Paul McCartney

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SNL Recap December 15, 2012: Martin Short/Paul McCartney

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I asked for an end to genocide.

Cold Opening – The New York Children’s Chorus performs “Silent Night”
At first, I assumed this performance was in response to the Connecticut shooting.  Then I figured it was just be the kids singing.  But as it turns out, it probably was in response to Connecticut.  Anyway, they sounded good.

Martin Short’s Monologue
What really made this monologue work was the timing of the revelation of the guest appearances:  Oh, Kristen’s stopping back.  And Jimmy’s here, too!  And Tom Hanks!  And Sam Jackson?!  (Oh, but he’s too scary to kiss.) B+

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VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 12/15/12

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Ke$ha: Week 3. (Leap of the Week again)

Original Version
1. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
2. OneRepublic – “Feel Again”
3. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
4. Rihanna – “Diamonds”
5. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
6. Ke$ha – “Die Young”
7. The Script ft. will.i.am – “Hall of Fame”
8. P!nk – “Try”
9. Ne-Yo – “Let Me Love You”
10. Flo Rida – “I Cry”
11. Kelly Clarkson – “Catch My Breath”
12. Alex Clare – “Too Close”
13. Maroon 5 – “One More Night”
14. Taylor Swift – “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”
15. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
16. Ellie Goulding – “Anything Could Happen”
17. Mumford & Sons – “I Will Wait”
18. Alicia Keys – “Girl on Fire”
19. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Stars”
20. Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch – “Sweet Nothing”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Too Close
2. Anything Could Happen
3. Die Young
4. Locked Out of Heaven
5. Girl on Fire
6. Diamonds
7. Sweet Nothing
8. Try
9. Home
10. I Cry
11. Ho Hey
12. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
13. I Will Wait
14. Stars
15. Feel Again
16. Don’t Stop the Party
17. Catch My Breath
18. Let Me Love You
19. One More Night
20. Hall of Fame

Fuse Top 40 of 2012

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When I’ve posted on VH1’s Top 40 of the Year, I’ve included comments on the side regarding whether or not the rankings of particular songs/videos made sense.  With FUSE, there is just too much that does not make sense that it’s just not worth it to even bother with that.  This Top 40 is not consistent with how FUSE’s Top 20’s have gone throughout the year, so it feels useless to attempt to correct it.  (That lack of consistency must be due to the fact that this list was determined by fan voting … which makes the fact that Xtina ended up Number One even more inexplicable.) But I will include some comments to indicate something about how I feel about the song placement.

Original Version
1. Christina Aguilera – “Your Body” (see above)
2. Katy Perry – “Part of Me”
3. One Direction – “What Makes You Beautiful”
4. fun. – “We Are Young”
5. Justin Bieber ft. Big Sean – “As Long as You Love Me”
6. The Wanted – “Glad You Came”
7. Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa – “Payphone”
8. Demi Lovato – “Give Your Heart a Break”
9. Ellie Goulding – “Lights”
10. Chris Brown – “Turn Up the Music”
11. Linkin Park – “Burn It Down”
12. David Guetta ft. Sia – “Titanium”
13. Adele – “Set Fire to the Rain”
14. Rihanna – “Where Have You Been”
15. Taylor Swift – “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”
16. Carly Rae Jepsen – “Call Me Maybe”
17. Drake ft. Lil’ Wayne and Tyga – “The Motto (Remix)” (was this actually a big hit?)
18. Train – “Drive By”
19. 2 Chainz ft. Drake – “No Lie” (hmm?)
20. Flo Rida ft. Sia – “Wild Ones”
21. Ne-Yo – “Let Me Love You”
22. Mumford & Sons – “I Will Wait”
23. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
24. Psy – “Gangnam Style”
25. Karmin – “Brokenhearted”
26. Gotye – “Somebody That I Used to Know”
27. Nicki Minaj – “Starships”
28. Calvin Harris – “Feel So Close”
29. No Doubt – “Settle Down”
30. Gym Class Heroes ft. Neon Hitch – “Ass Back Home”
31. Trey Songz – “Heart Attack” (eh?)
32. Neon Trees – “Everybody Talks”
33. Kanye West ft. Big Sean, Pusha T, and 2 Chainz – “Mercy”
34. Pitbull ft. Chris Brown – “International Love” (This song came out in 2011.  And it was a hit in 2011.)
35. P!nk – “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)”
36. Tyga – “Rack City”
37. Usher – “Scream”
38. J. Cole ft. Missy Elliott – “Nobody’s Perfect” (what?)
39. Of Monsters and Men – “Little Talks”
40. Kelly Clarkson – “What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Somebody That I Used to Know
2. Feel So Close
3. Lights
4. Little Tlaks
5. Locked Out of Heaven
6. Titanium
7. Where Have You Been
8. We Are Young
9. Give Your Heart a Break
10. Call Me Maybe
11. Wild Ones
12. Starships
13. Gangnam Style
14. Burn It Down
15. Mercy
16. Brokenhearted
17. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
18. Set Fire to the Rain
19. Part of Me
20. I Will Wait
21. Rack City
22. Scream
23. Ass Back Home
24. Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
25. What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)
26. Everybody Talks
27. As Long as You Love Me
28. Glad You Came
29. International Love
30. Settle Down
31. Your Body
32. Nobody’s Perfect
33. What Makes You Beautiful
34. Turn Up the Music
35. Payphone
36. Let Me Love You
37. The Motto (Remix)
38. Drive By
39. Heart Attack
40. No Lie

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