Jeff "Jmunney" Malone's Self-Styled "Expert" Thoughts on Movies, TV, Music, and the Rest of Pop Culture
September 1, 2023
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Dicks: The Musical, Dumb Money, It Lives Inside, Movie preview, Stonks Leave a comment
A couple of Dicks (CREDIT: A24/Screenshot)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for September 2023:
Dumb Money: Remember Stonks? This is “Stonks: The Movie.”
Money will be so Dumb in a limited number of theaters beginning on September 15, before eventually going wide on October 6.
August 1, 2023
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Bottoms, Landscape with Invisible Hand, Movie preview, Strays Leave a comment
Do you know where your dog is? (CREDIT: Chuck Zlotnick/Universal Pictures)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for August 2023:
Strays: Will Ferrell is voicing a terrier that kind of looks like my brother’s dog. Jamie Foxx, Isla Fisher, and Randall Park voice the other dogs. Will Forte plays the human they have beef with.
Strays will sit and lie down in theaters on August 18.
July 1, 2023
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Barbie, Cobweb, Movie preview, Oppenheimer, Talk to Me Leave a comment
CREDIT: Jolly Family Gifts
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for July 2023:
Cobweb: A horror movie about a mysterious creepy tapping on the wall. Lizzy Caplan plays the mom. The boy who hears the tapping is played by Woody Norman, but as far as I can tell, this doesn’t have anything to do with Cheers.
Cobweb will get tangled up in theaters on July 21.
June 1, 2023
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, Movie preview, No Hard Feelings, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Leave a comment
Don’t be afraid to catch hard feels (CREDIT: Macall Polay/Columbia Pictures)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for June 2023:
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse: Miles Morales and company return with their signature distinctive visuals. The multiverse is so hot right now.
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse will be all over theaters beginning June 2.
May 1, 2023
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Fast X, Hypnotic, Movie preview, Sanctuary Leave a comment
Sometimes movies just hypnotize me (CREDIT: Ketchup Entertainment/Screenshot)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for May 2023:
Hypnotic: Whoa, this trailer has me hooked. William Fichtner is controlling people’s minds, Ben Affleck is running around to figure out the mystery, and Robert Rodriguez is pulling the strings behind the scenes.
Hypnotic will begin hypnotizing audiences on May 12.
April 1, 2023
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Air, Are You There God? It's Me Margaret, Movie preview, Renfield Leave a comment
“What’s up, Margaret?” – God, 2023 (CREDIT: Dana Hawley)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for April 2023:
Air: Michael Jordan’s not just a Famous Basketball Man, he’s also a Famous Sneaker Man. Damon, Affleck, and company let us know how Nike signed him.
Air flies into theaters April 5. Happy Easter!
March 1, 2023
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Creed III, Movie preview, Moving On, Scream VI Leave a comment
She’s back. (CREDIT: Paramount Pictures and Spyglass Media Group)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for March 2023:
Creed III: Adonis Creed still has something to say with his fists. And this time Michael B. Jordan is Michael B. Making his directorial debut!
The bell dings for Creed III on March 3.
February 1, 2023
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, Cocaine Bear, Knock at the Cabin, Magic Mike's Last Dance, Movie preview Leave a comment
Welcome to M’s Nightmare (CREDIT: Phobymo/Universal Pictures)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for February 2023:
Knock at the Cabin: M. Night Shyamalan gets all apocalyptic. The premise sounds like The Box, except that the reward is saving humanity instead of a million dollars.
Knock at the Cabin arrives in theaters February 3.
January 3, 2023
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Infinity Pool, M3GAN, Missing, Movie preview Leave a comment
Welcome to January! (CREDIT: Universal Pictures)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for January 2023:
M3GAN: A robot doll with killer dance moves becomes a killer best friend for a recently orphaned little girl named Cady. Her aunt is played by Allison Williams, who of course established her horror bona fides with Get Out. Would M3GAN have also voted for Obama a third time if she had the chance?
M3GAN is due in theaters January 6.
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