May 27, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Benedict Cumberbatch, Benicio del Toro, Bill Murray, Bryan Cranston, Charlotte Gainsbourg, F. Murray Abraham, Hope Davis, Jeffrey Wright, Mathieu Amalric, Mia Threapleton, Michael Cera, Richard Ayoade, Riz Ahmed, Rupert Friend, Scarlett Johansson, The Phoenician Scheme, Tom Hanks, Wes Anderson, Willem Dafoe

A couple of schemeers (Credit: Courtesy of TPS Productions/Focus Features © 2025 All Rights Reserved.)
Starring: Benicio del Toro, Mia Threapleton, Michael Cera, Riz Ahmed, Tom Hanks, Bryan Cranston, Mathieu Amalric, Richard Ayoade, Jeffrey Wright, Scarlett Johansson, Benedict Cumberbatch, Rupert Friend, Hope Davis, Bill Murray, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Willem Dafoe, F. Murray Abraham
Director: Wes Anderson
Running Time: 105 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Gunshots, Plane Crashes, and Mid-century Tobacco
Release Date: May 30, 2025 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: It’s 1950, and businessman Zsa-zsa Korda (Benicio del Toro) is at an impasse. He’s trying to complete a major infrastructure project, but he finds himself the victim of several assassination attempts and a consortium of rival tycoons trying to box him out from all of his moneymaking endeavors. Sensing that his demise may be imminent, he summons his nun-in-training daughter Liesl (Mia Threapleton) from the convent to inform her that he’s making her his sole heir. Then the two of them journey off along with his sons’ tutor Bjørn (Michael Cera) to close the funding gap for his project and maybe also discover who killed Liesl’s mother years ago.
What Made an Impression?: Is Redemption Possible?: Zsa-zsa is introduced as a ruthless capitalist who pretty much deserves to be assassinated. He might have even also killed Liesl’s mom! But does this rapscallion have the capacity for change? I must say, it’s hard not to notice some softening. Maybe it’s the visions of pearly gates, maybe it’s Liesl’s pious but nonjudgmental influence, but somehow someway he’s inching towards respectability. By the end, there are still plenty of grievous missteps on his ledger that he must accept responsibility for, but I mostly bought the redemption.
They Shoot, They Score!: My favorite scene in The Phoenician Scheme features Tom Hanks and Bryan Cranston as a pair of brothers playing basketball against Zsa-zsa and Riz Ahmed’s prince character. They call it 2-on-2, first-to-5, but it’s really a round of H-O-R-S-E. But who cares about technicalities when H&C relish tossing the rock this much? They might be AARP-eligible, but they’re looking more athletic than they ever have.
Silly Voices and Such: I’m not a super-fan of Wes Anderson, but I enjoy him well enough to consistently appreciate his fastidious eye for detail and ability to ground over-the-top fashion and quirky architecture. That works best in this feature in terms of the ridiculous accents that are occasionally revealed as put-ons for outlandishly simple disguises.* I chuckled heartily. (*Richard Ayoade, in contrast, deploys what I believe is his adorably natural voice as a communist revolutionary.)
A Star Takes Her Vows: Del Toro may be Number 1 on the call sheet, but I suspect that Threapleton will be enjoying the majority of the buzz. She’s the daughter of Kate Winslet and Jim Threapleton, so gird yourself if you have an aversion to nepo babies. But regardless of her heritage, she sets herself apart as a unique screen presence as she pulls off the neat trick of making us fall in love with a bride of Christ. Or maybe that’s actually the easiest task in the world, because of the taboo aspect of it all. Either way, she nails it.
The Phoenician Scheme is Recommended If You: Have an Endless Wes Andersonian Appetite, Forever and Ever, Amen
Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Hand Grenades
May 20, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Adam Stein, Alex Zahara, Anna Lore, April Telek, Brec Bassinger, Charithra Chandan, Danny Ashok, Fight or Flight, Final Destination, Final Destination Bloodlines, Gabrielle Rose, Hughie O'Donnell, James Madigan, Josh Hartnett, JuJu Chan Szeto, Julian Kostov, Kaitlyn Santa Juana, Katee Sackhoff, Marko Zaror, Max Lloyd-Jones, Owen Patrick Joyner, Richard Harmon, Rya Kihlstedt, Teo Briones, Tinpo Lee, Tony Todd, Zach Lipovsky

Don’t look down? (CREDIT: Warner Bros./Screenshot; Vertical/Screenshot)
Fight or Flight
Starring: Josh Hartnett, Charithra Chandan, Katee Sackhoff, Julian Kostov, Marko Zaror, JuJu Chan Szeto, Danny Ashok, Hughie O’Donnell
Director: James Madigan
Running Time: 97 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: May 9, 2025 (Theaters)
Final Destination Bloodlines
Starring: Kaitlyn Santa Juana, Teo Briones, Brec Bassinger, Richard Harmon, Owen Patrick Joyner, Rya Kihlstedt, Anna Lore, Gabrielle Rose, Tinpo Lee, April Telek, Alex Zahara, Max Lloyd-Jones, Tony Todd
Directors: Zach Lipovsky and Adam Stein
Running Time: 110 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: May 16, 2025 (Theaters)
One day not too long ago, I saw the new movie Fight or Flight in a theater. Then the very next day, I saw another new film, Final Destination Bloodlines, also in a movie theater! So that’s two movies in two days about potential disasters and/or very real disasters. FoF mostly takes place on a plane, while the first FD is famous for its exploding plane. Here are a couple of quick lists of what I liked most about both of them:
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May 15, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Abel Tesfaye, Barry Keoghan, Hurry Up Tomorrow, Hurry Up Tomorrow movie, Jenna Ortega, Riley Keough, The Weeknd, Trey Edwards Shults

Two people hurrying up (CREDIT: Andrew Cooper)
Starring: Abel Tesfaye, Jenna Ortega, Barry Keoghan, Riley Keough
Director: Trey Edward Shults
Running Time: 105 Minutes
Rating: R for Some Language, a Few Drugs, and a Scuffle
Release Date: May 16, 2025 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: In the woozy fantasia Hurry Up Tomorrow, Abel Tesfaye aka The Weeknd plays an alternate version of himself who’s really going through some stuff right now. His girlfriend has just left him, but he can’t focus on that right now, because he’s in the midst of a tour and his manager (Barry Keoghan) keeps hyping him up to go out and crush it. But what he really needs to do right now is slow down and rest his aching vocal cords. Into this psychological powder keg waltzes an unstable fan named Anima (Jenna Ortega) who’s introduced while burning down a house in the middle of nowhere. She and Abel hit it off, only to then dive headlong into a nightmare.
What Made an Impression?: To Be So Vain: When was the last time we were blessed to witness a vanity project as shameless as this one? I didn’t realize that The Weeknd even had the cachet to get a major theatrical release like this greenlit. (Although I suppose he did play the Super Bowl Halftime Show a few years ago.) Anyway, I’m not complaining. All artists should be given the space to let their creative ids run loose (even if the results are profoundly messy), just so long as nobody gets hurt.
Will You Let Us In?: Although I suppose the case could be made that some people could in fact get hurt by suffering through the experience of watching this movie. I wouldn’t go that far, but it would’ve been nice if it had been a little esoteric. I’m enough of a fan of The Weeknd that I’ve listened to all of his albums and sung him at karaoke once or twice, but not so big a stan that I’m attending concerts or scrubbing the lyrics for Easter eggs or whatever. Maybe his most ardent obsessives will find plenty to vibe with in Hurry Up Tomorrow. I however am perfectly okay with keeping all that at arm’s length. The Weeknd’s headspace is just too dang melancholic.
Letting a Little Bit Loose: Hurry Up Tomorrow isn’t too bad if you just treat it as a series of dreamy images washing over you and ignore whatever semblance of a plot there is. But within the chaos, there is one genuinely great scene in which Anima has Abel tied up Misery-style as she forces him to listen to her critical analyses of some of his recent songs. And yes, we do get a few new signature Jenna Ortega Dance Moves out of the bargain. It’s kinda stupid, but it breaks the tension nicely.
Hurry Up Tomorrow is Recommended If You Like: Being held hostage
Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Phone Calls
May 15, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Aaron Abrams, Alexandre Martin Deakin, Ayo Solanke, Bradley Sawatzky, Carson MacCormac, Cassandra Potenza, Clown in a Cornfield, clowns, Daina Leitold, Dylan McEwan, Eli Craig, Jean-Jacques Javier, Kaitlyn Bacon, Katie Douglas, Kevin Durand, Samantha Hutchings, Verity Marks, Vincent Muller, Will Sasso

Happy Founders Day! (CREDIT: Shudder/Screenshot)
Starring: Katie Douglas, Aaron Abrams, Carson MacCormac, Kevin Durand, Will Sasso, Vincent Muller, Cassandra Potenza, Verity Marks, Ayo Solanke, Alexandre Martin Deakin, Daina Leitold, Jean-Jacques Javier, Bradley Sawatzky, Dylan McEwan, Kaitlyn Bacon, Samantha Hutchings
Director: Eli Craig
Running Time: 96 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: May 9, 2025 (Theaters)
Now that I’ve watched Clown in a Cornfield, it’s time to answer the question: would I like to live in a town filled with Frendos? And the answer is: absolutely!
Perhaps that response surprises you, because you never thought that I had a death wish. And you’d be right in that regard. Although perhaps you’ve reasoned that I’ve surmised I would be safe from the massacre since I’m no longer a doofus high schooler. This is all mighty fine deduction, but here’s the thing: I never said I wanted to live among murderous Frendos.
So yeah, as long as we can remove the impalings and the decapitations, then Kettle Springs, Missouri looks like a perfectly idyllic location to inhale some burgers and milkshakes at the local diner and go for a parade. (I also liked it when Mandy’s dad from Georgie & Mandy showed up.)
Grade: 3 Viral Videos out of ⅕ of a Tragic Mom Backstory
May 14, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Angela Bassett, Charles Parnell, Christopher McQuarrie, Esai Morales, Greg Tarzan Davis, Hannah Waddingham, Hayley Atwell, Henry Czerny, Holt McCallany, Janet McTeer, Lucy Tulugarjuk, Mark Gatiss, Mission: Impossible, Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning, Nick Offerman, Pom Klementieff, Rolf Saxon, Shea Whigham, Simon Pegg, Tom Cruise, Tramell Tillman, Ving Rhames

The Impossible Man (CREDIT: Paramount Pictures and Skydance)
Starring: Tom Cruise, Hayley Atwell, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, Esai Morales, Pom Klementieff, Henry Czerny, Holt McCallany, Janet McTeer, Nick Offerman, Hannah Waddingham, Tramell Tillman, Angela Bassett, Shea Whigham, Greg Tarzan Davis, Charles Parnell, Mark Gatiss, Rolf Saxon, Lucy Tulugarjuk
Director: Christopher McQuarrie
Running Time: 169 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Near-Death Experiences
Release Date: May 23, 2025 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: It’s all come down to this. All those previous impossible missions that Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) pulled off over the decades? We thought they were more or less self-contained. But instead, it turns out that they were all part of a vast global conspiracy to sow widespread confusion and establish a new world order. This is set to be established by an artificial intelligence entity known as, in fact, “The Entity.” It is apparently going to accomplish this by infecting every connected device on the planet and then – as far as I can tell – launching every nuclear weapon and also just generally making everyone distrustful of everyone else. Some guy named Gabriel (Esai Morales) is trying to usher The Entity along to its destiny, while Ethan and his IMF crew attempt to do the opposite with their precision timing and the latest batch of stakes-raising, death-defying stunts.
What Made an Impression?: They’ve Got So Much to Say: The Final Reckoning definitely gives off end-of-the-series vibes, although I’m sure Cruise and the rest of the creative team are open to future installments for as long as he remains ageless. In the meantime, though, this chapter definitely closes the book on something. And it’s a big ol’ slam, clocking in at nearly three hours. Those minutes are filled with a trio of major set pieces, and plenty of talking in between about how those set pieces will be accomplished. And when I say “plenty,” I mean, “oh so very many plenty.” I really don’t think there needed to be this much dialogue for such an action-oriented flick. That’s not to say that the Mission: Impossible flicks ought to be silent (although that might be kind of cool if they were), but I personally would have advised a sleeker design.
Hey, Remember Those Times Way Back When?: When it comes to long-running action series, M:I is kind of the antithesis of Fast & Furious, insofar as the former sheds several of its supporting characters in between installments without any fanfare, whereas the latter seems to just collecting them for perpetuity until it’s bursting at the seams. To be fair, there are still a few IMF mainstays hanging around, although Ethan’s female counterparts have a tendency to disappear no matter how beloved they are by fans. The Final Reckoning takes a somewhat different approach by explicitly drawing upon some of the earlier entries in ways that would have felt impossible just a few years earlier. And that’s kind of thrilling for those of us whose favorite M:I chapters seemed like they’d been completely forgotten.
Timely Gobbledygook: Cautionary tales about artificial intelligence are so hot right now. But frankly The Entity doesn’t have anything to do with any real-life A.I. On the contrary, it’s just a profoundly vague MacGuffin. Or should I call it the villain? Can the MacGuffin be the villain? I think it is in this case. Anyway, it’s all just an excuse for the most baroque modern blockbuster action around, so whatever.
Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning is Recommended If You Like: Parking your butt while the obsessive man does his thing
Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Entities
May 9, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Andrew DeYoung, Billy Bryk, Carmen Christopher, Connor O'Malley, Craig Frank, Daniel London, Eric Rahill, Friendship, Friendship movie, Ivy Wolk, Jack Dylan Grazer, Jacob Ming-Trent, Jason Veasey, Jon Glaser, Josh Segarra, Kate Mara, Meredith Garretson, Omar Torres, Paul Rudd, Raphael Sbarge, Tim Robinson, Whitmer Thomas

sinking or swimming? (CREDIT: A24)
Starring: Tim Robinson, Paul Rudd, Kate Mara, Jack Dylan Grazer, Josh Segarra, Billy Bryk, Jason Veasey, Jon Glaser, Eric Rahill, Connor O’Malley, Carmen Christopher, Craig Frank, Omar Torres, Jacob Ming-Trent, Daniel London, Whitmer Thomas, Raphael Sbarge, Ivy Wolk, Meredith Garretson
Director: Andrew DeYoung
Running Time: 97 Minutes
Rating: R for Questionable Language and Some Strange Trips
Release Date: May 9, 2025 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Craig Waterman (Tim Robinson) doesn’t have many close friends. Or any friends at all really. He does at least have his wife Tami (Kate Mara) and teenage son Steven (Jack Dylan Grazer) to keep him company, although they’re usually busy doing their own thing each night while he just sits around and stares at his phone. But then one day, Tami encourages him to go hang out with their new neighbor, local weatherman Austin Carmichael (Paul Rudd), and it’s like a new portal of transcendent male bonding has been opened. Everything is going just sublimely, that is, until Craig meets Austin’s other friends and makes an absurdly terrible impression on them. Austin quickly insists that the friendship is now terminated, but once you’ve connected with Craig, that impression doesn’t go away so easily. As Craig does his bizarre best to hold on, his entire life threatens to spiral apart completely.
What Made an Impression?: What To Do If You Think You Should Leave: If you’re most familiar with Tim Robinson via his demented Netflix sketch show I Think You Should Leave, then you should definitely know that Friendship is essentially a feature-length ITYSL routine. Which leads us to quite the existential conundrum: what is the base level of unhinged in this reality? Craig is unsurprisingly more divergent than anyone else, but it’s not as if Austin is as put-together as he always presents himself. And what are we to make of Craig’s family’s casual acceptance of his eccentricities? Is he the same man that Tami married all those years ago? Does Steven see this as normal (or at least semi-normal) behavior because he’s simply never had any other dad? They occasionally express frustration when he goes too far, but in general they’re on his side. Or at least, they’re much more on his side than you might expect. And honestly, that’s kind of sweet. But also concerning. But also weirdly heartwarming considering the context.
A Fair Warning, Though: Counterpoint to that last paragraph: Craig does act illegally on multiple occasions, mostly in the form of trespassing. He also has a major meltdown in front of a big client at his marketing gig. Quite frankly, it’s a wonder he’s managed to hold on to a job or maintain any place in society for as long as he has. But also, this is a world where people keep saying “this new Marvel” or “that new Marvel” instead of specifying the actual title of the movie they’re talking about, so who knows what’s what?
Where Are We?: One of the key plot drivers of Friendship is a series of packages addressed to Austin mistakenly ending up in the Waterman driveway. The camera lets us see the labels, revealing that this town is “Clovis, USA” – no state provided. So where is Clovis, you might ask? (I certainly did.) Well, it appears that there are Clovises in California and New Mexico, but the zip code on the label is 06437, which puts us in Connecticut. But I wasn’t getting Constitution State vibes from this movie. Although, I wasn’t getting Opposite of Connecticut vibes either. Instead, I was mostly getting Nowheresville Purgatory vibes.
What? A Trip?: At one point, Craig licks a venomous toad to go on a hallucinogenic journey. And he does in fact take off to another plane of existence, but it’s pretty mundane and bogus, although also strangely amusing. That bluntly quirky Interruptus sums up the whole package.
Friendship is Recommended If You Like: Questioning everything
Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Marvels
May 8, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Constanza Gutierrez, David Dastmalchian, Diana Lein, Emeraude Toubia, Emilia Faucher, Felipe Vargas, José Zúñiga, Paul Ben-Victor, Rosario

Rosario, are you okay? (CREDIT: Screenshot)
Starring: Emeraude Toubia, José Zúñiga, David Dastmalchian, Paul Ben-Victor, Diana Lein, Emilia Faucher, Constanza Gutierrez
Director: Felipe Vargas
Running Time: 88 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: May 2, 2025 (Theaters)
Rosario is a fairly typical curse-based horror movie, as a greedy spirit comes to collect what it’s been promised upon the passing of the title character’s (Emeraude Toubia) grandmother in her Brooklyn apartment in the middle of a massive snowstorm. This one’s a bit unique insofar as it’s based on the Palo religion, which arose from African traditions mixed with Catholicism. There are some boos here and there, some family trauma over there. You get the picture.
But the moment I knew that Rosario was really cursed was when she tried to skedaddle out of abuela’s and back on to the subway, only to have some off-screen authority figure bellow at her, “Subway’s closed!” What in the NYC mirror universe?! This is the famous City That Never Sleeps that we’re talking about. Sure, a blizzard might cause a delay or two, but you’re not a true Big Apple if you haven’t waited two hours for a train. I can deal with creepy grandmas, but a fully suspended subway system? I’m still catching my breath.
Grade: You’ll Never Forget Your First Communion
May 6, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Cheech and Chong, Cheech and Chong's Last Movie, Cheech Marin, David L. Bushell, documentary, Tommy Chong

Tom and Rich (CREDIT: Screenshot)
Starring: Thomas B. Kin Chong, Richard “Cheech” Marin
Director: David L. Bushell
Running Time: 123 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: April 25, 2025 (Theaters)
Will Cheech & Chong’s Last Movie live up to the promise of its title? Well, not for me, because this is in fact the first Cheech & Chong movie I’ve ever seen. Although, I suppose it is possible that I could go the rest of my days without checking out any of their previous co-starring features. But that’s definitely less likely at this point! Promoting the totality of your career certainly isn’t a terrible idea for a documentary, I must say. Especially if it’s tinged with bittersweetness (emphasis on “bitter”) that’ll leave viewers feeling “Hmm.”
Grade: 2 Blunts out of 3 Legacies
May 1, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Aaron Deakins, Adain Bradley, Adrian Martinez, Alex Brockdorff, Alex Garland, Alice Hewkin, Barbara Probst, Caitríona Balfe, Charles Melton, Cosmo Jarvis, Danny Sapani, D’Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai, Donya Hussen, Evan Holtzman, Finn Bennett, Henry Garrett, Henry Zaga, Holt McCallany, James Hawes, Jon Bernthal, Joseph Millson, Joseph Quinn, Julianne Nicholson, Kit Connor, Laurence Fishburne, Marc Rissmann, Michael Gandolfini, Michael Stuhlbarg, Nathan Altai, Noah Centineo, Rachel Brosnahan, Rami Malek, Ray Mendoza, Takehiro Hira, Taylor John Smith, The Amateur, Warfare, Will Poulter

A Warfarer and an Amateur (CREDIT: A24; 20th Century Studios/Screenshot)
Warfare
Starring: Joseph Quinn, Charles Melton, D’Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai, Will Poulter, Cosmo Jarvis, Kit Connor, Finn Bennett, Taylor John Smith, Michael Gandolfini, Adain Bradley, Noah Centineo, Evan Holtzman, Henry Zaga, Alex Brockdorff, Nathan Altai, Donya Hussen, Aaron Deakins
Directors: Ray Mendoza and Alex Garland
Running Time: 95 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: April 11, 2025 (Theaters)
The Amateur
Starring: Rami Malek, Laurence Fishburne, Rachel Brosnahan, Caitríona Balfe, Michael Stuhlbarg, Holt McCallany, Julianne Nicholson, Danny Sapani, Jon Bernthal, Adrian Martinez, Marc Rissmann, Joseph Millson, Barbara Probst, Alice Hewkin, Henry Garrett, Takehiro Hira
Director: James Hawes
Running Time: 124 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: April 11, 2025 (Theaters)
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April 30, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Alexander Bertrand, Finn Little, Julian McMahon, Justin Rosniak, Lorcan Finnegan, Miranda Tapsell, Nic Cassim, Nicolas Cage, Rahel Romahn, The Surfer

Gnarly (CREDIT: Roadside Attractions)
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Julian McMahon, Nic Cassim, Miranda Tapsell, Alexander Bertrand, Justin Rosniak, Rahel Romahn, Finn Little
Director: Lorcan Finnegan
Running Time: 103 Minutes
Rating: R for Toxic Masculinity and References to Suicide
Release Date: May 2, 2025 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: A native of Western Australia (Nicolas Cage) is absolutely dead-set on buying a house for his family in the neighborhood where he grew up, and he’s just as dead-set on taking his son (Finn Little) out surfing on the nearby beach. Trouble is, the locals don’t approve. It’s a public beach, but that’s not exactly the message being delivered by Scally (Julian McMahon) and his crew, who are sure to punch you and steal your board if you try to press your luck. But the Surfer is undeterred, as he stays put in the parking lot for as long as it takes to obtain what he’s owed. But the police and anyone else who could possibly lend a sympathetic ear sure aren’t helpful. So he has only himself to rely on, which isn’t exactly good news, as he gradually loses his sanity and all of his possessions as the blazing sun rips his skin apart. But maybe, just maybe, his stubborn willpower will be enough to eventually turn the tide in his favor.
What Made an Impression?: This Test Has All the Wrong Answers: The explanation for why everyone is so firmly against the Surfer is narratively satisfying, but it is not morally satisfying. It’s an endurance game that makes for a bona fide psychological thriller, but it’ll tear your soul apart if you try to reconcile it with a belief in a reasonable universe. Plan accordingly.
Lost in the Cage: On a scale of Pig to Vampire’s Kiss, this is about a National Treasure on the Cage-o-meter, minus any semblance of mental health. The feature-length breakdown on display is like muscle memory for Nicky C. at this point.
The Boys from Oz: I spent most of The Surfer thinking that Scally was being played by Murray Bartlett, so the revelation that it was actually Julian McMahon was a bit of a relief, since Murray usually portrays much more pleasant fellows, whereas McMahon has a reputation for bringing scallywags to life. Still, I guess there’s something sinisterly delicious about fiftysomething Sydney residents with sharp cheekbones, isn’t there?
It’s Not Worth It: If The Surfer teaches us anything, I hope it’s this: spend time with your family, and be flexible! If buying that fancy mansion means keeping yourself away from the people that are supposed to live in it with you, then you can live somewhere else. And if hanging ten on your favorite waves means getting pummeled to a crisp along the way, I promise there are better spots to do it!
The Surfer is Recommended If You Like: The idea of The Game crossed with (Insert Your Favorite Surfing Movie Here)
Grade: 3 out of 5 Locals
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