‘Street Fighter’ is a Fun/Exhausting Blast

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What exactly is a street fighter? (CREDIT: Paramount Pictures)

Starring: Noah Centineo, Andrew Koji, Callina Liang, Joe “Roman Reigns” Anoa’i, David Dastmalchian, Cody Rhodes, Andrew Schulz, Eric André, Vidyut Jammwal, Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, Jason Momoa, Don Lee, Orville Peck, Olivier Richters, Hirooki Goto, Mel Jarnson, Rayna Vallandingham, Alexander Volkanovski, Kyle Mooney

Director: Kitao Sakurai

Running Time: 120 Minutes

Rating: PG-13 for Over-the-Top Candy-Coated Action Violence and Some Cheeky Hints of Nudity

Release Date: October 16, 2026 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: It’s 1993, and the best combatants on the globe are converging in Metrolao City for the second World Warrior Tournament. The top attractions are American bad boy Ken (Noah Centineo) and Japanese orphan Ryu (Andrew Koji), who were best friends until the death of their mentor drove them apart. Rounding out the bill are a colorful cast of fighters sporting unforgettable fashions and supernatural abilities. Mostly operating outside the tournament is Chun-Li (Callina Liang), who’s intent on avenging her father’s death at the hands of M. Bison (David Dastmalchian), the dictator who has nefariously organized the tournament. Also, there are animated sequences to explain some of the backstory.

What Made an Impression?: Ham It Up: For a Street Fighter movie to be taken seriously by audiences in 2026, it must take itself profoundly unseriously. So it’s no surprise then that the most memorable performances are the most over-the-top or counterintuitive ones. Ergo, Dastmalchian chews as much scenery as possible, while Eric André is his typical id-driven self as the announcer Don Sauvage. On the other end of the spectrum is Kyle Mooney as a dorky Interpol agent with a huge crush on Chun-Li. But really everyone in the cast is given free reign to be as colorful as they want. And I’ve certainly got to hand it to (a barely recognizable) Centineo for lovingly lampooning the pretty boy persona.
Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop: If you ever forget what decade this movie is set in, that amnesia won’t last but more than a second. That’s because the soundtrack is filled to the brim with the likes of Soundgarden, 4 Non Blondes, and White Zombie. I’m happy to rock out to this era, but it’s also a bit much. It felt like someone merely pushed play on a “Most Xtreme Hits of the 90s” Spotify playlist without actually curating it with an eye to how well it would match up to each scene. Some of the set pieces manage to have some resonance with these tracks, but at a certain point, you can’t help but groan, “Okay, we get it, you wish that Bill Clinton was still president.”
Having Too Much Fun: Director Kitao Sakurai and his co-screenwriter T.J. Fixman bring plenty of self-aware flourishes to ensure that the nostalgia isn’t just empty calories. That’s epitomized by an ESPN-style documentary (complete with what sounded like Chris Berman narration) telling the tale of Ken and Ryu. Everyone involved knows how silly this whole affair is, and that’s absolutely the wisest approach. But at a certain point, their enthusiasm becomes a little unbridled, as the clever playfulness gives way to overwhelming cacophony. It’s still a good time for anyone with any affection for the video games, but it also feels like a missed opportunity for an honest-to-goodness masterpiece that wasn’t that far out of reach.

Street Fighter (2026) is Recommended If You Like: Wrestlers turned actors, Rappers turned actors, Video games turned cultural objects

Grade: 3 out of 5 Hadoukens

‘Warfare’ Leading to ‘The Amateur’

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A Warfarer and an Amateur (CREDIT: A24; 20th Century Studios/Screenshot)

Warfare

Starring: Joseph Quinn, Charles Melton, D’Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai, Will Poulter, Cosmo Jarvis, Kit Connor, Finn Bennett, Taylor John Smith, Michael Gandolfini, Adain Bradley, Noah Centineo, Evan Holtzman, Henry Zaga, Alex Brockdorff, Nathan Altai, Donya Hussen, Aaron Deakins

Directors: Ray Mendoza and Alex Garland

Running Time: 95 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: April 11, 2025 (Theaters)

The Amateur

Starring: Rami Malek, Laurence Fishburne, Rachel Brosnahan, Caitríona Balfe, Michael Stuhlbarg, Holt McCallany, Julianne Nicholson, Danny Sapani, Jon Bernthal, Adrian Martinez, Marc Rissmann, Joseph Millson, Barbara Probst, Alice Hewkin, Henry Garrett, Takehiro Hira

Director: James Hawes

Running Time: 124 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: April 11, 2025 (Theaters)

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How Dreamworthy is ‘Dream Scenario’?

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What a dreamboat! (CREDIT: Jan Thijs/A24)

Starring: Nicolas Cage, Julianne Nicholson, Michael Cera, Tim Meadows, Dylan Gelula, Dylan Baker, Kate Berlant, Lily Bird, Jessica Clement, David Klein, Cara Volchoff, Noah Centineo, Nicholas Braun, Amber Midthunder, Lily Gao

Director: Kristoffer Borgli

Running Time: 100 Minutes

Rating: R for Dream Slaughter and Awkward Encounters

Release Date: November 10, 2023 (Limited Theaters)

What’s It About?: Biology professor Paul Matthews (Nicolas Cage) would just like to publish a book about ants one day. But the universe has different plans. A bizarre phenomenon takes hold as hundreds of people start having dreams about him: his daughter, old friends, students of his, and even people he’s never met before. And they all report pretty much the same thing: he doesn’t do much except linger in the background. His story becomes a bit of a media sensation, so he tries to parlay his newfound virality into a publishing opportunity, but his new handlers just aren’t on the same page. Meanwhile, those reveries start turning into nightmares, as Dream Paul becomes sadistically violent and the fallout spills over into his waking life.

What Made an Impression?: For my review of Dream Scenario, I’m going to do things a little differently than I normally do, as the subconscious is a favorite subject of mine. I’ve been keeping a dream journal since I was in high school, and I also keep a running tally of the number of times that people appear in my dreams each year. So my question for Dream Scenario is: is it dream-worthy? Which is to say, do I suspect that it will return to me in my sleep in the years to come? And do I want it to?

To answer all this, I first looked up how often I’ve dreamed of Nicolas Cage. He is one of my favorite actors, after all, and he’s also eminently memeable, so surely he’s an apt fit for the more surreal corners of the brain. But according to my records, he’s only shown up in three of my dreams in the past ten years. Of course, I don’t see Nic Cage while I’m awake as often as I do my immediate family, who show up in my dreams a lot more often.

In general, my dreams are typically related to lingering concerns in my waking life. And a movie certainly could become a lingering concern, if it’s especially unsettling or ambiguous, or if it otherwise just makes some sort of indelible impression. And while Dream Scenario has some fascinating ideas swirling around, it doesn’t strike me as hard-hitting enough that I won’t be able to shake it. (Unless this review becomes an accidental self-fulfilling prophecy. Or anti-prophecy, considering my doubts.)

This is all to say, my concerns about Paul’s story felt mostly wrapped up as the credits rolled. His insecurity made him ill-prepared to handle his sudden fame, but by the end, he seems to have realized who he is. Or at least learned enough about himself that it doesn’t feel like we need to worry. I won’t mind if little nuggets of Dream Scenario ever do return to me in my subconscious, but I also won’t be waiting breathlessly in the meantime.

Dream Scenario is Recommended If You Like: Watching people be misunderstood and then make a fool of themselves

Grade: 3 out of 5 PR Firms

‘Charlie’s Angels’ Doesn’t Do Much to Justify Its Existence in 2019, Except When It Gets Really Silly

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CREDIT: Chiabella James/Columbia Pictures/Sony Pictures Entertainment

Starring: Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott, Ella Balinska, Elizabeth Banks, Patrick Stewart, Djimon Hounsou, Sam Claflin, Noah Centineo, Nat Faxon

Director: Elizabeth Banks

Running Time: 119 Minutes

Rating: PG-13 for Deafening Explosions and a Lot of Flexible Legwork

Release Date: November 15, 2019

Globetrotting in 2019: who needs it? I, for one, cannot say I find it particularly necessary after watching the 2019 edition of Charlie’s Angels. As three gadget-toting, butt-kicking, espionage-deploying young women chase a McGuffin around multiple continents, what do they, or any person of any age for that matter, have to offer us that we haven’t been offered before? Maybe something new is theoretically out there somewhere, but what I see are mostly a bunch of competently (and frequently goofily) staged action scenes. I’ve never previously seen any Charlie’s Angels TV episode or movie in its entirety, but the main feeling this one gave me was a nagging sense of “been there, done that.” (Although, it is worth noting, there is nary a whiff of the “three little girls” paternalistic energy of the original.)

Despite that shortcoming, I suspect that Elizabeth Banks, who wrote and directed and also stars as Bosley (or rather, one of the Bosleys), is not necessarily too worried by the plot being overly paint-by-numbers. As long as our new batch of Angels (Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott, and Ella Sabinska) get to show off some personality, there can be a feature-length rasion d’être. For the most part, they just go where the story demands that they go, but occasionally there are flashes of extreme goofball energy. Naomi Scott wears a fantastic red dress because why not? K-Stew makes “beep boop” noises while cracking a safe just for the hell of it. And then during the credits there is an onslaught of cameos: a few make obvious sense for this movie, but most of them are breathtakingly, delightfully random. So at least there’s a little bit of fun to get these angels flying.

Charlie’s Angels is Recommended If You Like: Flirting with Noah Centineo, Original pop soundtracks

Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Bosleys