‘Street Fighter’ is a Fun/Exhausting Blast

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What exactly is a street fighter? (CREDIT: Paramount Pictures)

Starring: Noah Centineo, Andrew Koji, Callina Liang, Joe “Roman Reigns” Anoa’i, David Dastmalchian, Cody Rhodes, Andrew Schulz, Eric André, Vidyut Jammwal, Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, Jason Momoa, Don Lee, Orville Peck, Olivier Richters, Hirooki Goto, Mel Jarnson, Rayna Vallandingham, Alexander Volkanovski, Kyle Mooney

Director: Kitao Sakurai

Running Time: 120 Minutes

Rating: PG-13 for Over-the-Top Candy-Coated Action Violence and Some Cheeky Hints of Nudity

Release Date: October 16, 2026 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: It’s 1993, and the best combatants on the globe are converging in Metrolao City for the second World Warrior Tournament. The top attractions are American bad boy Ken (Noah Centineo) and Japanese orphan Ryu (Andrew Koji), who were best friends until the death of their mentor drove them apart. Rounding out the bill are a colorful cast of fighters sporting unforgettable fashions and supernatural abilities. Mostly operating outside the tournament is Chun-Li (Callina Liang), who’s intent on avenging her father’s death at the hands of M. Bison (David Dastmalchian), the dictator who has nefariously organized the tournament. Also, there are animated sequences to explain some of the backstory.

What Made an Impression?: Ham It Up: For a Street Fighter movie to be taken seriously by audiences in 2026, it must take itself profoundly unseriously. So it’s no surprise then that the most memorable performances are the most over-the-top or counterintuitive ones. Ergo, Dastmalchian chews as much scenery as possible, while Eric André is his typical id-driven self as the announcer Don Sauvage. On the other end of the spectrum is Kyle Mooney as a dorky Interpol agent with a huge crush on Chun-Li. But really everyone in the cast is given free reign to be as colorful as they want. And I’ve certainly got to hand it to (a barely recognizable) Centineo for lovingly lampooning the pretty boy persona.
Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop: If you ever forget what decade this movie is set in, that amnesia won’t last but more than a second. That’s because the soundtrack is filled to the brim with the likes of Soundgarden, 4 Non Blondes, and White Zombie. I’m happy to rock out to this era, but it’s also a bit much. It felt like someone merely pushed play on a “Most Xtreme Hits of the 90s” Spotify playlist without actually curating it with an eye to how well it would match up to each scene. Some of the set pieces manage to have some resonance with these tracks, but at a certain point, you can’t help but groan, “Okay, we get it, you wish that Bill Clinton was still president.”
Having Too Much Fun: Director Kitao Sakurai and his co-screenwriter T.J. Fixman bring plenty of self-aware flourishes to ensure that the nostalgia isn’t just empty calories. That’s epitomized by an ESPN-style documentary (complete with what sounded like Chris Berman narration) telling the tale of Ken and Ryu. Everyone involved knows how silly this whole affair is, and that’s absolutely the wisest approach. But at a certain point, their enthusiasm becomes a little unbridled, as the clever playfulness gives way to overwhelming cacophony. It’s still a good time for anyone with any affection for the video games, but it also feels like a missed opportunity for an honest-to-goodness masterpiece that wasn’t that far out of reach.

Street Fighter (2026) is Recommended If You Like: Wrestlers turned actors, Rappers turned actors, Video games turned cultural objects

Grade: 3 out of 5 Hadoukens

It’s Legal for Comedy to be ‘Naked’ Again in 2025

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Have Gun, will Naked (CREDIT: Paramount Pictures)

Starring: Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson, Paul Walter Hauser, Danny Huston, CCH Pounder, Kevin Durand, Liza Koshy, Cody Rhodes, Eddie Yu

Director: Akiva Schaffer

Running Time: 85 Minutes

Rating: PG-13 for Cartoonish Violence and Pixelated Nudity

Release Date: August 1, 2025 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Carrying on the inimitable legacy of his late father, Lieutenant Detective Frank Drebin Jr. (Liam Neeson) is the pride of Los Angeles’ Police Squad division. But he and his partner Ed Hocken Jr. (Paul Walter Hauser) – son of Frank Sr.’s old boss – find themselves a bit stymied by their latest case. Or pair of cases, really. Which are really the same case. First there’s a bank robbery in which none of the culprits actually take any money. Then there’s a dead man in an electric car in a ditch in an apparent suicide. But the deceased’s sister (Pamela Anderson) suspects some foul play. And it all leads back to tech mogul Richard Cane (Danny Huston), who’s seeking to electrically revolutionize the world in his image.

What Made an Impression?: Legacy vs. Independence: In one of the first scenes of this rebooted version of The Naked Gun, Drebin Jr. looks at a portrait of his dad and asks him if he can be both exactly the same as him and also completely his own man. That’s basically the core challenge of any legacy sequel, but it’s especially acute when following in the footsteps of one of the most beloved spoof series of all time. Successful comedy thrives on surprise, but you risk alienation if you stray too far from the established formula. Well, I’m here to happily report that Drebin and Company have achieved their goal. This Naked Gun indeed honors the profoundly silly legacy of its predecessors while also working in a sufficiently altered milieu and blazing its own path.
All the Funny: It certainly helps when the crew behind the scenes has a knack for crafting funny business. Akiva Schafer is the key creative voice here, serving as a director and one of three credited screenwriters (along with Dan Gregor and Doug Mand). Schaffer is best known as one-third of The Lonely Island, the crew responsible for Saturday Night Live‘s Digital Shorts era. Unsurprisingly, he brings an omnivorous and shameless approach to the cavalcade of joke-a-minute gags of display. Vocal puns, text puns, visual puns, background gags, running gags, misdirects, hallucinatory diversions, bizarre character beats: if you hate one joke, don’t worry, because the forecast is like mountainous weather. Which is to say, a new joke is coming in just a minute.
A New Drebin for a New Era: The original Naked Gun movies and the Police Squad! TV show were released in a time when fictional police officials were widely accepted as trustworthy authority figures. But the cultural temperature is a little different in 2025. This Naked Gun is hardly a merciless takedown of copaganda, but it does take some genuinely hard shots at Drebin Jr’s extra-legal behavior. Neeson is just as occasionally oblivious and literal-minded as Leslie Nielsen was before him, but he’s also more feral and clearly deserving of being knocked down a few pegs.
L.A. is Full of Characters: Thus far, I’ve mainly talked about the director and the No. 1 Guy on the Call Sheet, without really spotlighting the supporting cast. So let me say: they’re all great! Pamela Anderson is a natural as the femme fatale, and Hauser is always reliable, while Huston and CCH Pounder also clearly understand the assignment of: “play it straight, and the laughs will follow.” Comedy is alive and naked, baby!

The Naked Gun (2025) is Recommended If You Like: To Laugh, and Laugh Again, and then Laugh Some More

Grade: 4.5 out of 5 Coffee Cups