January 16, 2025
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Cinema, Movie Reviews
Anthony Robles, Bobby Cannavale, Don Cheadle, Jennifer Lopez, Jharrel Jerome, Michael Peña, Unstoppable, Unstoppable 2024, William Goldenberg

Photo of a Man Who Can’t Be Stopped (CREDIT: Amazon MGM Studios)
Starring: Jharrel Jerome, Jennifer Lopez, Don Cheadle, Bobby Cannavale, Michael Peña, Anthony Robles
Director: William Goldenberg
Running Time: 123 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Troubles at Home
Release Date: December 6, 2024 (Limited Theaters)/January 16, 2025 (Amazon Prime Video)
What’s It About?: Champion wrestler Anthony Robles is one of those athletes with an undeniable underdog appeal. His family struggled to make ends meet, his stepfather was unreliable, and also he was born with only one leg. But eventually he managed to be one of the top college grapplers in the country. So it’s hardly a surprise that there’s now a biopic starring Jharrel Jerome as him, as well as J. Lo as his mom, Bobby Cannavale as his stepdad, and Michael Peña and Don Cheadle as his coaches. It had a limited theatrical run at the end of 2024, and now it’s streaming on Amazon Prime.
What Made an Impression?: Head on Straight, Learning to Pivot: I think the ideal way to experience Unstoppable is for wrestling coaches to screen it for their teams or aspiring wrestlers and then bring in the real Robles for a motivational speech and Q&A session. Sports biopics are often inspirational to a fault, but this one certainly earns that spirit. The world wasn’t exactly designed for one-legged people, after all. Anthony doesn’t make excuses for himself, but he’s also far from perfect. For those of us watching, there are plenty of opportunities to really dig into his decision-making to help anyone who wants to follow in his footsteps to think both ambitiously and practically.
Standard Filmmaking Achieved: Ultimately, Unstoppable is one of those movies that I don’t find myself going absolutely ga-ga for, while also not really wanting to criticize it all that much. The acting is solid, the filmmaking is sufficient, and it gets its themes and emotions across effectively. But it doesn’t do anything spectacular. I doubt it will stick in my mind all that much, but I might stumble across it totally randomly a few years from now and go, “Oh yeah, I saw that movie. I hope Anthony Robles is still doing okay.” And if anyone is doing more than okay thanks to having watched Unstoppable, well then, I’m glad it exists.
Unstoppable is Recommended If You Like: High school wrestling, College wrestling, Olympic wrestling (probably)
Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Pins
January 14, 2025
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Cinema, Movie Reviews
Aaron Pierre, Alan Tudyk, Anika Noni Rose, Antonio Banderas, Auliʻi Cravalho, Awhimai Fraser, Babygirl, Beyoncé Knowles-Carter, Billy Eicner, Blue Ivy Carter, Brian Cox, Dana Ledoux Miller, David Derrick Jr, David Fane, Donald Glover, Dwayne Johnson, Esther McGregor, Gaia Wise, Gerald Ramsey, Halina Reijn, Harris Dickinson, Hualālai Chung, Jason Hand, John Kani, Keith David, Kelvin Harrison Jr., Kenji Kamiyama, Khaleesi Lambert-Tsuda, Lennie James, Luke Pasqualino, Mads Mikkelsen, Mirando Otto, Moana 2, Mufasa, Mufasa: The Lion King, Nicole Kidman, Nicole Scherzinger, Preston Nyman, Rachel House, Rose Matafeo, Seth Rogen, Sophie Wilde, Temuera Morrison, Thandiwe Newton, The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim, Tiffany Boone, Vaughan Reilly

CREDIT: A24; Warner Bros. Pictures/Screenshot; Disney/Screenshot; Disney/Screenshot
The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim
Starring: Gaia Wise, Brian Cox, Luke Pasqualino, Mirando Otto
Director: Kenji Kamiyama
Running Time: 134 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
Release Date: December 13, 2024 (Theaters)
Babygirl
Starring: Nicole Kidman, Harris Dickinson, Antonio Banderas, Sophie Wilde, Esther McGregor, Vaughan Reilly
Director: Halina Reijn
Running Time: 115 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: December 25, 2024 (Theaters)
Moana 2
Starring: Auliʻi Cravalho, Dwayne Johnson, Hualālai Chung, Rose Matafeo, David Fane, Awhimai Fraser, Khaleesi Lambert-Tsuda, Temuera Morrison, Nicole Scherzinger, Rachel House, Gerald Ramsey, Alan Tudyk
Directors: David Derrick Jr, Jason Hand, and Dana Ledoux Miller
Running Time: 100 Minutes
Rating: PG
Release Date: November 27, 2024 (Theaters)
Mufasa: The Lion King
Starring: Aaron Pierre, Kelvin Harrison Jr, John Kani, Seth Rogen, Billy Eicner, Tiffany Boone, Donald Glover, Mads Mikkelsen, Thandiwe Newton, Lennie James, Blue Ivy Carter, Beyoncé Knowles-Carter, Preston Nyman, Anika Noni Rose, Keith David
Director: Barry Jenkins
Running Time: 118 Minutes
Rating: PG
Release Date: December 20, 2024 (Theaters)
Oh hi, there! Well, you know how it goes. That annual time between Thanksgiving and New Year tends to be busy, both in terms of social obligations and new movie releases. So even someone who frequents the cinema as often as I do struggles to catch absolutely everything right when they arrive. But I do my best to catch up with them eventually! So here’s a roundup of my thoughts on recent holiday flicks with a focus on how much they put me in the holiday spirit.
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January 10, 2025
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Cinema, Movie Reviews
Antonio Bustorff, Christian Gudegast, Cristian Solimeno, Cyril Gane, Den of Thieves, Den of Thieves 2, Den of Thieves 2: Pantera, Dino Kelly, Evin Ahmad, Gerard Butler, Giuseppe Schillaci, Meadow Williams, Michael Bisping, Nazmiye Oral, O’Shea Jackson Jr., Orli Shuka, Rico Verhoeven, Salvatore Esposito, Swen Temmel, Velibor Topic, Yasen Zates Atour

A couple of Panteras (CREDIT: Rico Torres)
Starring: Gerard Butler, O’Shea Jackson Jr., Evin Ahmad, Salvatore Esposito, Meadow Williams, Swen Temmel, Michael Bisping, Orli Shuka, Cristian Solimeno, Nazmiye Oral, Yasen Zates Atour, Giuseppe Schillaci, Dino Kelly, Rico Verhoeven, Velibor Topic, Antonio Bustorff, Cyril Gane
Director: Christian Gudegast
Running Time: 144 Minutes
Rating: R for Guns, Fists, Bad Words, and a Few Hits of E
Release Date: January 10, 2025 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Detective Nicholas O’Brien (Gerard Butler) might go by the nickname “Big Nick,” but they oughta call him Ahab, considering the white whale he just can’t let go of. That Moby Dick would be Donnie Wilson (O’Shea Jackson Jr.), who bested Big Nick and the city of Los Angeles several years ago with a twisty heist, and now he’s arrived in France for his next big score. But Nick is hot on his tail, and it looks like he wants to … help him out? It’s true, or at least it seems that way, as he embeds himself right within Donnie’s crew and talks a big game about abandoning the rule of law. Or, you know, it could be that he’s just finally decided to flex his undercover entrapment skills.
What Made an Impression?: Well, the first thing that made an impression is that I actually kinda liked Den of Thieves 2. Or at the very least I thought it was an improvement over the original Den, which felt like it was cosplaying more acclaimed urban American crime sagas. But Pantera manages to be its own thing by sprucing itself up on a whole new continent. The two-hour plus runtime feels more patient than indulgent, with writer-director Christian Gudagest confidently assembling various factions on his sprawling chess board. The dialogue is a lot less clever than the plotting, but at least there’s a certain self-aware charm to Butler’s macho-overload bluntness at this point in his career.
Den of Thieves 2: Pantera is Recommended If You Like: Cheap vibes crossed with high production values
Grade: 3 out of 5 Diamonds
January 8, 2025
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Cinema, Movie Reviews
Alison Steadman, Better Man, Chase Hollenweider, Damon Herriman, Jake Simmance, Jesse Hyde, Jonno Davies, Kate Mulvany, Leo Harvey-Elledge, Liam Head, Michael Gracey, Raechelle Banno, Robbie Williams, Steve Pemberton, Tom Budge

Man! I feel like a Better Man (CREDIT: Paramount Pictures)
Starring: Robbie Williams, Jonno Davies, Steve Pemberton, Kate Mulvany, Alison Steadman, Damon Herriman, Raechelle Banno, Jake Simmance, Liam Head, Jesse Hyde, Chase Hollenweider, Tom Budge, Leo Harvey-Elledge
Director: Michael Gracey
Running Time: 135 Minutes
Rating: R for Sex, Drugs, and Pop Rock ‘n’ Roll
Release Date: December 25, 2024 (Limited Theaters)/January 10, 2025 (Wide Theaters)
What’s It About?: Based on my understanding, Robbie Williams is one of those fellows who’s a whole heck of a lot more popular on the other side of the pond than he ever was in the US of A. I know him best for his pre-Y2K hit “Millennium,” which I have plenty of fond memories of, but he never seemed like the kind of superstar who would get swarmed by rabid fans. But apparently he is in his native land of Merry Ol’ England! His career kicked off in the early 90s as a member of the boy band quintet Take That, and then he eventually broke off for a solo career. In the process, he endured all those vices endemic to the rock star lifestyle: addiction, rocky home life, rollercoaster romances. And eventually, he lived a life worthy of a biopic in which he’s portrayed as a chimp-human hybrid.
What Made an Impression?: Going Ape: Better Man is one of those biopics where the subject plays himself, which you might be surprised about considering what I just said in the last paragraph. To be thorough, though, he didn’t do it on his own! He mostly narrates as his future wiser self, while Jonno Davies provides the bulk of the visual performance with a motion capture routine to set up the CG chimpanzee animation. (Carter J. Murphy contributed child Robbie’s vocals, while Adam Tucker is credited with “additional vocals.”) If you enjoyed the recent LEGO-animated Pharrell documentary Piece by Piece, chances are you’ll also find something to appreciate about Better Man. The narrative is undeniably straightforward and maybe even a little bit cliché, but committing to the chimp gimmick the whole way through is nevertheless a simple and effective trick to increase the freshness a thousandfold.
Single Male Chimp Seeking…: While I was grateful to see Chimpanzee Robbie, I guess it also made me a little greedy, because I couldn’t help but wonder: why wasn’t everyone else a primate? While that may have made for a more visually diverse experience, I must accept that that wasn’t the movie that this creative team wanted to make. Instead, we got what we got because Robbie felt adrift as an ape-man in a sea of ostensibly more normal humans. Still, there was plenty of room for even more flights of fancy. One climactic highlight consists of a concert turning into a chimpanzee battle royale in which Robbie vanquishes various parts of his psyche, and there could have been more of that. The overall gimmick didn’t disappoint, but it did get subsumed into a fairly traditional story. It may have been an honest telling of Robbie’s experience (and perhaps even effective therapy for him), but you kind of get the feeling that Better Man wanted to burst through with even more unbound creativity.
Better Man is Recommended If You Like: Behind the Music, Animal Planet, non-London English accents
Grade: 3 out of 5 Chimpanzees
December 23, 2024
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Cinema, Movie Reviews
2073, Asif Kapadia, Maria Ressa, Naomi Ackie, Samantha Morton

Is mankind still alive? (CREDIT: NEON)
Starring: Samantha Morton, Naomi Ackie
Director: Asif Kapadia
Running Time: 85 Minutes
Rating: Unrated (It’s About as Objectionable as the Nightly Network News)
Release Date: December 27, 2024 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: It’s 2073 AD, and a survivor (Samantha Morton) living underground in a 12 Monkeys-esque dystopia is wondering where it all went wrong. Then she somehow stumbles across a documentary about how unfettered climate change and the rise of authoritarianism in the late 20th and early 21st centuries led to the downfall of society. Anyone who remains alive is now subject to the conformism of “re-education,” but maybe there’s a chance to take things back to how they once were? Or maybe, just maybe, if you’re watching this in 2024, you can prevent it from ever happening in the first place.
What Made an Impression?: Shameless Didacticism: In case my synopsis didn’t make it clear, 2073 is a straight-up documentary with a fictional futuristic framing device. If you’re looking for a narrative arc for Morton’s survivor character, you won’t find that here. Instead, you’ll mostly be treated to interviews with journalists like Maria Ressa imploring us to pay attention to what is actually happening in the world. If you already follow the news closely, none of the footage or insights will come as a surprise, nor will the corresponding doomerism. Director Asif Kapadia has found success before with documentaries about singular human beings like champion motor racer champ Ayrton Senna and pop star Amy Winehouse, but it’s harder to be insightful about the ENTIRE world.
Searching for Signs of Bravery in This New World: Sometimes when I see a movie, I have a very clear idea about what type of movie it is, and other times, the opposite is true, whether because of confusing marketing or lack of research on my part, or some combination thereof. I don’t think either approach is inherently better than the other, but it can be frustrating when you’re expecting one thing and something else entirely unfolds on the screen. Such was the case for me with 2073. It was kind of interesting as I gradually realized that the documentary portions were the entire point, as opposed to a quick diversion. Now that you’ve read this review, you won’t have the same misconception and will surely have a different experience than I did. I’d be interested in hearing what sort of impact that had.
2073 is Recommended If You Like: Explainer Videos
Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Events
December 23, 2024
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Cinema, Movie Reviews
A Complete Unknown, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Babygirl, Bill Skarsgård, Boyd Holbrook, Brian Tyree Henry, Charlie Tahan, Dan Fogler, De'Adre Aziza, Edward Norton, Eli Brown, Elle Fanning, Emma Corrin, Eriko Hatsune, James Mangold, Lily-Rose Depp, Michael Chernus, Monica Barbaro, Nicholas Hoult, Norbert Leo Butz, Nosferatu, Nosferatu 2024, Oluniké Adeliyi, P.J. Byrne, Rachel Morrison, Ralph Ineson, Robert Eggers, Ryan Destiny, Ryan Harris Brown, Sarah Allen, Scoot McNairy, Simon McBurney, The Fire Inside, Timothée Chalamet, Will Harrison, Willem Dafoe

Merry Christmas from the Movies! (CREDIT [Clockwise from Top Left]: Aidan Monaghan/Focus Features; Sabrina Lantos/Amazon MGM; A24; Macall Polay/Searchlight Pictures)
A Complete Unknown
Starring: Timothée Chalamet, Edward Norton, Elle Fanning, Monica Barbaro, Boyd Holbrook, Scoot McNairy, Dan Fogler, Norbert Leo Butz, Eriko Hatsune, P.J. Byrne, Will Harrison, Charlie Tahan, Ryan Harris Brown, Eli Brown, Michael Chernus
Director: James Mangold
Running Time: 141 Minutes
Rating: R for Arrogant Artist Behavior
Release Date: December 25, 2024 (Theaters)
Nosferatu
Starring: Bill Skarsgård, Lily-Rose Depp, Nicholas Hoult, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Emma Corrin, Willem Dafoe, Ralph Ineson, Simon McBurney
Director: Robert Eggers
Running Time: 132 Minutes
Rating: R for Ecstatic Sex and Bloodsucking
Release Date: December 25, 2024 (Theaters)
The Fire Inside
Starring: Ryan Destiny, Brian Tyree Henry, Oluniké Adeliyi, De’Adre Aziza, Sarah Allen
Director: Rachel Morrison
Running Time: 109 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Language, Jabs, and Hooks
Release Date: December 25, 2024 (Theaters)
The cinematic landscape at Christmas is typically dominated by franchise blockbusters and family-friendly flicks, with awards hopefuls also trying to make their way into the mix. But then there are also always some oddballs of various genres for anyone who prefers a more aggro or otherwise offbeat holiday. What’s interesting about December 25 this year is that all four of the wide releases arriving alongside Santa could be categorized in the alternative section. So which one of them should be your chaser after opening up all your presents? Or should you down some nog in preparation of a double feature? Here’s my take on the polar landscape.
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December 19, 2024
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Cinema, Movie Reviews
Adam Pally, Alyla Browne, Ben Schwartz, Colleen O'Shaughnessey, Cristo Fernández, Idris Elba, James Marsden, James Wolk, Jeff Fowler, Jim Carrey, Jorma Taccone, Keanu Reeves, Krysten Ritter, Lee Majdoub, Natasha Rothwell, Shemar Moore, Sofia Pernas, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog 3, Tika Sumpter, Tom Butler

This is not Sonic, even though it kind of looks like him (CREDIT: Paramount Pictures and Sega of America, Inc.)
Starring: Ben Schwartz, Colleen O’Shaughnessey, Idris Elba, Keanu Reeves, Jim Carrey, James Marsden, Tika Sumpter, Krysten Ritter, Natasha Rothwell, Shemar Moore, Lee Majdoub, Tom Butler, Alyla Browne, James Wolk, Sofia Pernas, Cristo Fernández, Adam Pally, Jorma Taccone
Director: Jeff Fowler
Running Time: 110 Minutes
Rating: PG for All the Silly Cartoony Action Nonsense
Release Date: December 20, 2024 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Our true-blue, Ben Schwartz-voiced shiny speedster is enjoying his happy family life with his adoptive parents and his fox and echidna friends. But some secrets in the halls of power threaten to get in the way of that blissful domesticity. You see, back in the 1970s, a clandestine government program created Shadow the Hedgehog (voiced by Keanu Reeves), who is basically, naturally enough, a shadow version of Sonic. He’s on the loose now, and that of course threatens the stability of the entire world. So Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles form an uneasy alliance with their archnemesis Dr. Robotnik (Jim Carrey) and Robotnik’s long-lost grandfather (also Carrey) to get Shadow back into the shadows.
What Made an Impression?: How Can You Say No to This Guy?: I never played the Sonic video games all that much while growing up, and I only kind of like the first two movies, but whenever there’s a new cinematic adventure with the most famous hedgehog in the world, I find myself getting inexplicably excited. A lot of that has to do with Schwartz’s effervescent, incorrigible vocal performance. And it also probably has something to do with the fact that no matter how convoluted these plots get, it’s clear that everyone is having tons of fun. This franchise is no marvel of storytelling, but it is kind of impressive how wholesome it’s managed to remain amidst all the chaos.
Keep Punching It Up: For the most part, the most complimentary I can be about Sonic 3 is that it’s a pleasant enough diversion for a couple of hours. But occasionally it really comes alive with some especially punchy dialogue, like when one character is mistaken for Detective Pikachu, or when Robotnik describes himself as “undesirable to all possible genders.” Those probably don’t sound as funny typed out as they do in context, but they definitely got some laughs at my screening. Anyway, I most certainly wish that the script had focused on being clever like that more often. The requisite goofiness is certainly there, but it gets distracted by this little thing called saving the world, which isn’t what I’m coming to Sonic movies for. But maybe that’s just me!
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is Recommended If You Like: The possibility that there could be a new Sonic movie every two years for the foreseeable future
Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Sycophants
December 14, 2024
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Cinema, Movie Reviews
Alison Oliver, Jude Law, Jurnee Smollett, Justin Kurzel, Marc Maron, Nicholas Hoult, Odessa Young, The Order, Tye Sheridan

Order up! (CREDIT: Vertical/Screenshot)
Starring: Jude Law, Nicholas Hoult, Tye Sheridan, Jurnee Smollett, Alison Oliver, Marc Maron, Odessa Young
Director: Justin Kurzel
Running Time: 116 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: December 6, 2024 (Theaters)
The Order came out in theaters on the first weekend of December, aka the dumping ground between the mega-blockbusters of Thanksgiving and the mega-blockbusters of Christmas. So it probably won’t be on the big screen for much longer! But if you’re in the mood for a bleak, based-on-a-true-story crime thriller as the mercury plummets and the wind starts whipping, then you may just want to check out Jude Law as a weary FBI agent hunting down Nicholas Hoult as an ambitious white supremacist terrorist. (Marc Maron also pops up as an outspoken radio host!) It’s a worthwhile watch if you want to reckon with the most portentous corners of society.
To sum it all up, I’d like to paraphrase my own headline: all I want for Christmas is for the world to be cured of neo-Nazism.
Grade: 4.5 Attempts to Contain the Disorder out of 6 Kids Birthday Parties
December 12, 2024
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Aunjanue Ellis-Taylor, Brandon Wilson, Daveed Diggs, Ethan Herisse, Fred Hechinger, Hamish Linklater, Nickel Boys, RaMell Ross

If I had a Nickel for every Boy… (CREDIT: Courtesy of Orion Pictures)
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Starring: Ethan Herisse, Brandon Wilson, Aunjanue Ellis-Taylor, Hamish Linklater, Fred Hechinger, Daveed Diggs
Director: RaMell Ross
Running Time: 140 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Racism and Authoritarianism
Release Date: December 13, 2024 (New York Theaters)/December 20, 2024 (Los Angeles Theaters)
What’s It About?: Young Elwood Curtis (Ethan Herisse) has a promising future ahead of him in 1962 Florida. He’s excited about heading off to college, but then an unfortunate encounter leads to a false accusation and a stint at the brutal reform school Nickel Academy, where he befriends a fellow student/inmate named Turner (Brandon Wilson). Elwood seems more or less confident that he’ll be able to leave eventually, although the truth soon hits him hard as he realizes that he’ll need to be particularly crafty if he wants to return to a life of freedom anytime soon. Meanwhile, the much more hardened Turner has come to accept that the only way to escape before “graduating” is in a body bag. And as bad as all that sounds, occasional flashes to the future reveal that even darker practices are afoot at this institution.
What Made an Impression?: The Power and Limits of POV: If you’re a scholar of filmmaking techniques, you’ll notice something right away that makes Nickel Boys unique. On the other hand, if you’re a complete novice regarding the language of film, you still might notice something, even if you don’t quite have the vocabulary for it. That’s because director/co-writer RaMell Ross and his cinematographer Jomo Fray decided to shoot this whole dang thing from a first-person point of view, as if the camera were strapped to the heads of a couple of the main characters. We mostly follow Elwood’s perspective, but about halfway through, it alternates between his and Turner’s POV. I found this approach more interesting than mesmerizing, although I have noticed that plenty of my colleagues were much more blown away. While it didn’t work on me as well as it could have, it’s definitely not ostentatious; Nickel Boys is essentially about the reconstruction of traumatic memories, so it makes sense to strictly limit the available information in this fashion.
Digging Up the Dirt: So is there any chance that Elwood and/or Turner make it out of Nickel alive? Feel free to skip this paragraph if you want to go in having absolutely no idea, but if you don’t mind being teased a bit more, I will say that the glimpses of what happens decades later are both seamless and tantalizingly detached. They’re focused on a surreptitious investigation into Nickel that has the “trust no one” vibe of classic X-Files. There aren’t any aliens of cryptids, but there’s enough institutional malfeasance to make it feel unnervingly supernatural. The ideas at play in this movie won’t come as a surprise to anyone whose eyes are open, but chances are it will still leave you with a feeling you won’t be able to shake.
Nickel Boys is Recommended If You Like: Big Formal Swings
Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Points of View
December 5, 2024
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Cinema, Movie Reviews
Alicia Silverstone, Daniel Zolghadri, Eduardo Franco, Fred Durst, Jaeden Martell, Julian Dennison, Kevin Mangold, Kyle Mooney, Lachlan Watson, Lauren Balone, Mason Gooding, Miles Robbins, Rachel Zegler, The Kid LAROI, Tim Heidecker, Y2K!

Did these guys do it all for the Nookie? (CREDIT: Nicole Rivelli/A24)
Starring: Jaeden Martell, Rachel Zegler, Julian Dennison, Daniel Zolghadri, Lachlan Watson, Eduardo Franco, Fred Durst, Kyle Mooney, Mason Gooding, The Kid Laroi, Miles Robbins, Tim Heidecker, Alicia Silverstone, Lauren Balone, Kevin Mangold
Director: Kyle Mooney
Running Time: 93 Minutes
Rating: R for Stabby Electronics, Potty Humor, and Teenage Party Antics
Release Date: December 6, 2024 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: It’s December 31, 1999, and all Eli (Jaeden Martell) wants to do is finally hook up with his crush Laura (Rachel Zegler). His good buddy Danny (Julian Dennison) has his back, but pretty much everyone else in their high school relentlessly mocks them. But soon enough, that’ll be the least of their worries, because of this little thing called the Y2K virus. The start of the year 2000 was supposed to cause mass confusion among the world’s electronics as they mistakenly interpreted those last two digits as 1900. But in the real world, the new year rolled in with merely a blip. But what if instead the Y2K bug was a signal for all the computers to unite into a singularity and conquer humanity, and what if it all went down in Eli and Danny’s hometown?
What Made an Impression?: Apocalyptic Nostalgia: Y2K was directed and co-written by Kyle Mooney, who was 15 in December 1999. His fondness for the era is abundantly clear, and you get the sense that he was kind of disappointed that the world didn’t explode on January 1. I’m sure he didn’t actually want things to turn quite as violent as his movie does, but this nevertheless feels like a dream come true in a way. Basically, Y2K is what happens if you go, “What if the 1998 teen comedy Can’t Hardly Wait had been about the end of the world?” And that promise certainly sounds invigorating.
The Mooney House Style: In his years as a YouTube creator and Saturday Night Live cast member, Mooney perfected his own unique version of what is often termed “awkward” or “cringe” comedy. And while those descriptors are certainly accurate, they don’t fully capture his arsenal, as his videos also often manage to be quite sweet and weirdly exhilarating. Which is one way of saying, it’s really hard to do what Kyle Mooney does if you’re not Kyle Mooney or one of his longtime collaborators. Martell, Zegler, Dennison and the rest of the young cast all do their best to play believable, well-rounded teenagers. But in attempting to bring Mooney and Evan Winter’s script to life, it’s like they’re speaking in a language they’re not quite fluent in. Mooney himself naturally proves to be much more readily capable as a video store employee, as does fellow iconic weirdo Tim Heidecker as Eli’s dad. Perhaps the now-40-year-old Mooney could’ve pulled a PEN15 and played the lead character himself?
My Bizkit Hasn’t Been This Limp in Years: Finally, we as a moviegoing society in 2024 have to talk about something very important, as this is the second movie this year trading on our collective familiarity with a certain iconic/infamous rock star. Yes indeed, after Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst was unrecognizable in I Saw the TV Glow, he shows up in Y2K as himself to save the world with the power of nu metal. Like a lot of teens and preteens in 1999, I was more or less obsessed with Limp Bizkit, but I thought I had grown out of that as I put childish things away. But now we find ourselves at this cultural reckoning where we must ask ourselves: is the bard behind “Nookie” and “Break Stuff” a national treasure? If my limited understanding of a certain famous psychologist and theorist is correct, then there’s something Jungian about how Durst keeps popping up. Mooney certainly has a knack for tapping into the collective unconscious, and Y2K is at its strongest when you can feel him utilizing that skill.
Y2K is Recommended If You Like: Dial-up modems, Cheesy outdated computer graphics, Getting lost among the cliques
Grade: 3 out of 5 Viruses
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