June 21, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Ana de la Reguera, and Adrian Molina, Anissa Borrego, Brad Garrett, Brandon Moon, Brendan Hunt, Carl Sagan, Domee Shi, Elio, Jameela Jamil, Madeline Sharafian, Matthias Schweighöfer, Naomi Watanabe, Remy Edgerly, Shirley Henderson, Yonas Kibreab, Zoe Saldana

Two Movie Characters with Four-Letter First Names (CREDIT: Pixar)
Starring: Yonas Kibreab, Zoe Saldaña, Remy Edgerly, Brad Garrett, Jameela Jamil, Shirley Henderson, Brendan Hunt, Matthias Schweighöfer, Brandon Moon, Naomi Watanabe, Ana de la Reguera, Anissa Borrego, Archival Recordings of Carl Sagan
Directors: Madeline Sharafian, Domee Shi, and Adrian Molina
Running Time: 98 Minutes
Rating: PG
Release Date: June 20, 2025 (Theaters)
Now that I’ve seen Elio, I have a confession to make: I spent nearly the first half of the movie thinking that Elio’s Aunt Olga was voiced by America Ferrera. But then I remembered seeing Zoe Saldaña’s name in the promotional leadup, and I was like, “Oh yeah, that’s right.” But then I found out that Ferrera was originally supposed to play that part! So anyway, that’s my biggest takeaway from this movie. Also, Elio’s a cool dude, and I’m glad that he made friends, and I’m also glad that he realized how much Olga cares about him.
Grade: 37 Glortons out of 53 Blorgons
June 19, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
28 Days Later, 28 Years Later, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Alex Garland, Alfie Williams, Danny Boyle, Edvin Ryding, Jack O'Connell, Jodie Comer, Ralph Fiennes

What would you do if Ralph Fiennes handed you a skull? (CREDIT: Miya Mizuno/Columbia Pictures)
Starring: Alfie Williams, Jodie Comer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Ralph Fiennes, Edvin Ryding, Jack O’Connell
Director: Danny Boyle
Running Time: 115 Minutes
Rating: R for Zombie Violence and Graphic Zombie Nudity
Release Date: June 20, 2025 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: In 2002, a little movie called 28 Days Later was released, introducing us to the Rage virus, which turned those infected into high-speed zombie-like creatures. Now it’s 23 years later, but a little bit more time has passed in this fictional world. And so, 2025 delivers to moviegoers 28 Years Later, in which the virus has been beaten back on continental Europe, while the United Kingdom remains under quarantine and left to fend for itself. This is the only world that 12-year-old Spike (Alfie Williams) has ever known, as he lives on a Rage-free island village along with his dad Jamie (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) and chronically ill mom Isla (Jodie Comer). Intrepid souls occasionally travel to the mainland across a causeway for supplies while fending off the infected that freely roam about. With Spike now old enough to make the trip, he determines that he must track down a legendary doctor (Ralph Fiennes) to get his mom a diagnosis. Meanwhile, a few of the Rage zombies have leveled up with some of their own unique abilities.
What Made an Impression?: Out of Time: I only saw 28 Days Later for the first time a couple of years ago, but I already knew long before then that the cinematic landscape had been inimitably altered by its influence. Pretty much every zombie flick, post-apocalypse film, and general actioner owes it a massive debt. You could even argue that it’s influenced 21st century culture at large more than any other movie besides The Matrix. But while it’s timeless in that regard, it also feels very much of its moment. There’s no way that 28 Years could recreate that phenomenon, nor does it try to. But it does recreate its milieu on screen, and that’s a whose choice, considering how this is a world that has been essentially stuck in time for a full generation. I’m not saying that director Danny Boyle and screenwriter Alex Garland have been grappling with the Rage-iverse every day for the past couple of decades, but it is clear that some significant parts of their souls never left. If this franchise means anything to you, you’ll surely feel the same way
Life is Combat: Several of the early scenes are interspersed with clips of what appear to be old British wartime propaganda videos, as well as movie scenes depicting war throughout the centuries. Life in the village is basically like ancient Sparta with a hint of The Wicker Man, where the threat is ravenous flesh-eaters instead of rival city-states. The vintage footage feels satirical, but also like a Zen acceptance of reality.
Memento Mori et Amori: Perhaps the most striking image of 28 Years Later is the one on its poster: a tower of skulls, consisting of the remains of both the infected and the uninfected. In the midst of inescapable violence, Boyle and Garland advise us once again to look to the ancients, specifically the concept of “memento mori,” Latin for “remember to die.” But add just one letter to that and it becomes “memento amori”: remember to love. In the midst of whatever catastrophe we’re living through, we must also embrace each other.
Surprise!: As I conclude this review, I look back to my state of mind as I anticipated this sequel’s arrival. Would it expand the lore, or would we perhaps get closer to a cure for the Rage virus? But of all the possibilities I considered, none of them were anywhere close to what we ended up with. That’s not to say that the setting or the characters are vastly different from 28 Years‘ predecessors, just that its winding plot path is thrillingly unpredictable and that I was happy to embrace the uncertainty.
28 Years Later is Recommended If You Like: A new chapter that raises more questions than it answers
Grade: 4 out of 5 Teletubbies
June 18, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Dangerous Animals, Ella Newton, Hassie Harrison, Jai Courtney, Josh Heuston, Liam Greinke, Rob Carlton, Sean Byrne

PICTURED: A Dangerous Animal (CREDIT: Mark Taylor/Independent Film Company and Shudder)
Starring: Hassie Harrison, Jai Courtney, Josh Heuston, Ella Newton, Liam Greinke, Rob Carlton
Director: Sean Byrne
Running Time: 98 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: June 6, 2025 (Theaters)
What are the chances that you’ll watch Dangerous Animals and come away thinking, “Now I want to go swim with the sharks!” Hopefully 100%. But probably not, though. The plot is, after all, about a guy played by Jai Courtney who lures people onto his boat so that he can record them getting ripped apart by bloodthirsty chompers. So yeah, it’s not exactly a glowing advertisement for cage diving. But you can certainly view it as a cautionary tale if you’re looking for tips on how to do things differently if you want to avoid becoming chum.
Anyway, there’s also a romantic subplot that I thought was kind of sweet but that my fellow moviegoers kept snickering at.
Grade: 40 VHS Tapes out of 48 Fins
June 17, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Amanda Seyfried, Andrew Rannells, Brian Crano, David Joseph Craig, Eleonora Romandini, I Don't Understand You, Morgan Spector, Nick Kroll, Nunzia Schiano, Paolo Romano

Do you understand the movie that is coming out of the projector?! (CREDIT: Vertical)
Starring: Nick Kroll, Andrew Rannells, Nunzia Schiano, Morgan Spector, Amanda Seyfried, Eleonora Romandini, Paolo Romano
Directors: David Joseph Craig and Brian Crano
Running Time: 96 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: June 6, 2025 (Theaters)
If you’re an American who’s about to vacation in Italy, should you be required to watch I Don’t Understand You before you leave? Better safe than sorry, I say! Chances are, things probably won’t spin as bloodily out of control for you as they do for Dom (Nick Kroll) and Cole (Andrew Rannells). But… if you don’t speak the language fluently, and if there are things back home that you have to worry about, well, then you could get stressed out. And stress could lead to situations you’ve never been in before. And that could result in you doing something that you’ll have to live with for the rest of your life. (Plus, the plot was loosely inspired by writing/directing duo David Joseph Craig and Brian Crano’s own journey of becoming fathers.) So yeah, it can’t hurt to prepare for that possibility ahead of time.
Grade: 1.2 Deads out of 2 Dads
June 12, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Bronwyn James, Celine Song, Chris Evans, Dakota Johnson, Dasha Nekrosova, Dean DeBlois, Gabriel Howell, Gerard Butler, Harry Trevaldwyn, How to Train Your Dragon, How to Train Your Dragon 2025, Julian Dennison, live action How to Train Your Dragon, Louisa Jacobson, Marin Ireland, Mason Thames, Materialists, Nick Frost, Nico Parker, Pedro Pascal, Peter Serafinowicz, Ruth Codd, Zoë Winters

CREDIT: Atsushi Nishijima/A24; Universal Pictures
How to Train Your Dragon
Starring: Mason Thames, Nico Parker, Gerard Butler, Nick Frost, Julian Dennison, Gabriel Howell, Bronwyn James, Harry Trevaldwyn, Ruth Codd, Peter Serafinowicz
Director: Dean DeBlois
Running Time: 125 Minutes
Rating: PG for Dragons Taking Humans Higher Than They Should Go
Release Date: June 13, 2025 (Theaters)
Materialists
Starring: Dakota Johnson, Chris Evans, Pedro Pascal, Marin Ireland, Zoë Winters, Dasha Nekrosova, Louisa Jacobson
Director: Celine Song
Running Time: 117 Minutes
Rating: R, mostly for Discussions of a Date Gone Very Wrong
Release Date: June 13, 2025 (Theaters)
Picture this: it’s the weekend of June 13-15, 2025, and you want to see a new release at your local multiplex. How are you supposed to ever decide?! Especially if they’re total opposites? That isn’t quite the situation we have here, although the live-action remake of How to Train Your Dragon and the Celine Song-penned-and-helmed rom-com Materialists are certainly aiming for separate lanes. So if you’re a thorough cinephile like me who tries to see absolutely everything, where should you focus first? Or should you try to pull a Barbenheimer and make a double feature out of it? Let’s suss out the situation.
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June 10, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Abigail Cowen, Al Pacino, Ashley Greene, Dan Stevens, David Midell, Patricia Heaton, Patrick Fabian, The Ritual

And also with you (CREDIT: XYZ Films/Screenshot)
Starring: Dan Stevens, Al Pacino, Ashley Greene, Abigail Cowen, Patricia Heaton, Patrick Fabian
Director: David Midell
Running Time: 98 Minutes
Rating: Unrated
Release Date: June 6, 2025 (Theaters)
Hey everyone, I just wanted to let you all know real quick that I saw The Ritual in the theater. It’s an exorcism movie starring Al Pacino and Dan Stevens as a couple of priests. And Patricia Heaton plays a nun! I guess they’ll do anything these days. Apparently it’s based on a true story. I’m glad it’s not my true story. Alas, I fell asleep during the last half hour or so. Or maybe it was just the last 15 minutes? It was hard to tell, but next thing I knew when I opened my eyes back up, the end credits were starting. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to fall asleep! I like to stay awake even for the movies I don’t find very interesting so that I can know why I don’t find them very interesting. Oh well. Maybe everyone (including the demon) would have been better off if they’d just slept through the whole exorcism? Something to think about…
Grade: The Devil Didn’t Make Me Do It
June 4, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Anjelica Huston, Ava Mccarthy, Ballerina, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Gabriel Byrne, Ian McShane, John Wick, Keanu Reeves, Lance Reddick, Len Wiseman, na de Armas, Norman Reedus

I must have seen her (CREDIT: Murray Close//Lionsgate)
Starring: Ana de Armas, Anjelica Huston, Gabriel Byrne, Lance Reddick, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Norman Reedus, Ava Mccarthy, Ian McShane, Keanu Reeves
Director: Len Wiseman
Running Time: 125 Minutes
Rating: R for ALL of the Violence
Release Date: June 6, 2025 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: When Eve Macarro was just a little girl, she witnessed her father being brutally murdered right in front of her. So as you might suspect, she’s spent the rest of her life planning her revenge. In the meantime, she’s been training in the art of ballet (you might even call her the titular Ballerina) as part of the traditions of the assassin group known as the Ruska Roma. Since this all takes place in the world of John Wick, she stops by the Continental Hotel to track down those who were responsible for her father’s demise, which leads her to a centuries-old cult seemingly motivated purely by bloodshed. But if she’s not careful (or even if she is careful), her quest for vengeance could blow up an uneasy peace within the assassin underworld. And maybe if we’re lucky, John Wick himself might just show up to help her out, or stop her in her tracks.
What Made an Impression?: A New-Ish Kind of Revenge: The first John Wick movie did revenge a little differently, mainly by having the protagonist be motivated by a dead dog instead of a dead family member. Ballerina at first appears to be going the much more straightforward route. But ultimately, the climax paints a somewhat more complicated and intriguing picture. It’s far from the most groundbreaking portrait of vengeance ever, but it’s sufficient enough to hold your attention.
Backstory Schmackstory: Ballerina spins off primarily from John Wick: Chapter 3, which is my least favorite of the Wick series, mainly because it dived so deeply into lore that I just didn’t care one hoot about. Ballerina isn’t quite as lore-heavy, mostly operating in broad strokes about the rituals and truces of these assassin groups. It’s enough to set the tone without becoming impenetrable.
You Got to Be Versatile: Eve Macarro is no John Wick. Few action heroes are, though! To be fair to Ana de Armas, she’s at least a confident enough action hero to get the job done. She may not be getting inducted into the Fictional Assassin Hall of Fame anytime, but she does at least wield a flamethrower unforgettably. Also, she dispatches someone in a moment very reminiscent of the swordsman scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, and I definitely enjoyed that moment.
Ballerina is Recommended If You: Wanted a John Wick movie without John Wick (but not entirely)
Grade: 3 out of 5 Broken Plates
June 4, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Annalise Basso, Benjamin Pajak, Carl Lumbly, Chiwetel Ejifor, David Dastmalchian, Harvey Guillén, Heather Langenkamp, Jacob Tremblay, Karen Gillan, Kate Siegel, Mark Hamill, Matthew Lillard, Mia Sara, Mike Flanagan, Nick Offerman, Q’orianka Kilcher, Rahul Kohli, Samantha Sloyan, The Life of Chuck, Tom Hiddleston, Violet McGraw

The Spontaneous Choreography of Chuck (CREDIT: NEON)
Starring: Tom Hiddleston, Benjamin Pajak, Jacob Tremblay, Chiwetel Ejifor, Karen Gillan, Mark Hamill, Annalise Basso, Mia Sara, Matthew Lillard, Carl Lumbly, Samantha Sloyan, Harvey Guillén, Kate Siegel, Nick Offerman, Q’Orianka Kilcher, David Dastmalchian, Rahul Kohli, Heather Langenkamp, Violet McGraw
Director: Mike Flanagan
Running Time: 110 Minutes
Rating: R for Language, Apparently (Nothing Overly Outrageous)
Release Date: June 6, 2025 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Told in three acts unfolding in reverse order, Act Three of The Life of Chuck opens on a future on the verge of apocalypse: the internet is becoming ever more unreliable, natural disasters are an everyday occurrence, and soon enough the stars are being wiped from the sky. Everyone is despairing, and the only sign of hope are literal signs popping up all around town thanking some guy named Chuck Krantz for his 39 years of service. But nobody has any idea who Chuck is! But then we step back to Act Two, taking place on one of the most memorable days of Chuck’s (Tom Hiddleston) life, when he spontaneously decides to start dancing in front of a busking drummer and quickly draws an enraptured crowd. And finally, Act One introduces us to a middle school-age Chuck (Benjamin Pajak), who’s living with his grandparents (Mark Hamill and Mia Sara) following the tragic death of his mom and dad.
What Made an Impression?: The King’s English: Mike Flanagan is currently our foremost adapter of Stephen King, with The Life of Chuck based on a novella that was published in 2020. I’ve never read a single story written by King, but it’s impossible to avoid him if you’ve been watching movies for the past 50 years. While I’ve enjoyed plenty of those big screen versions, they’ve never made me want to dive into the source. There’s something that’s just a little bit uncanny about the worlds that King weaves. It’s like he’s speaking a language that’s ever so slightly different from the one I’m speaking. And when that language is filtered through the lens of someone who’s clearly as much of a fan as Flanagan is, that uncanniness is a rather strong flavor.
Voice Overlord: I’ve enjoyed the narration in plenty of movies that feature it, and I’ve also enjoyed Nick Offerman in pretty much everything he’s ever done. But the narration narrated by Nick Offerman in The Life of Chuck? Well, that had me going “Huh.” It’s blunt, literal, and near-constant. But it also felt completely necessary if this movie was going to be the movie that it wants to be. Does that make sense?
One Life: The whole idea underlying The Life of Chuck seems to be that there’s an entire universe living within Chuck’s brain (and by extension, everyone else’s brain). To get mildly spoiler-y, he’s dying of cancer, and that universe is dimming in his final moments. Is Chuck truly worthy of this biographical treatment? Yes, insofar as every single individual is worthy of such treatment. If The Life of Chuck didn’t fully work for any of us, well, then perhaps we could respond by crafting our own The Life of (Whoever the Hell We Want).
All He Wants to Do Is…: Despite all my misgivings, I’ve got to give it up for that dance scene. Actually, there are multiple dance scenes, but I’m talking about that busking one right in the middle. Damn, Hiddleston-as-Chuck gives it his all. And you know what else this scene underscored me? I really love drumming. Taylor Gordon just pounds away on the skins, and it goes straight to my core. And then Annalise Basso plays Chuck’s impromptu partner, who’s wearing the perfect dress to accentuate all of their spins and dips. It’s one of the best scenes of the year.
The Life of Chuck is Recommended If You Like: Hanging upside-down while reading a book all day until the sun sets
Grade: 3 out of 5 Chucks
June 3, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Amy Hill, Billy Barratt, Billy Magnussen, Bring Her Back, Chris Bauer, Chris Sanders, Courtney B. Vance, Danny and Michael Philippou, Danny Philippou, David Harbour, Dean Fleischer-Camp, Florence Pugh, Geraldine Viswanathan, Hannah John-Kamen, Hannah Waddingham, Jake Schreier, Jonah Wren Phillips, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kaipo Dudoit, Lewis Pullman, Lilo & Stitch, Lilo & Stitch 2025, Maia Kealoha, Michael Philippou, Mischa Heywood, Olga Kurylenko, RackaRacka, Sally Hawkins, Sally-Anne Upton, Sebastian Stan, Sora Wong, Stephen Phillips, Sydney Elizabeth Agudong, Thunderbolts*, Tia Carrere, Wendell Pierce, Wyatt Russell, Zach Galifianakis

They brought Stitch back! And he brought the Thunder (CREDIT: Ingvar Kenne/A24; Disney/Screenshot; Marvel/Screenshot)
Lilo & Stitch (2025)
Starring: Maia Kealoha, Chris Sanders, Sydney Elizabeth Agudong, Zach Galifianakis, Billy Magnussen, Courtney B. Vance, Hannah Waddingham, Kaipo Dudoit, Tia Carrere, Amy Hill
Director: Dean Fleischer Camp
Running Time: 108 Minutes
Rating: PG
Release Date: May 23, 2025 (Theaters)
Thunderbolts*
Starring: Florence Pugh, Sebastian Stan, Wyatt Russell, Olga Kurylenko, Lewis Pullman, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, David Harbour, Hannah John-Kamen, Geraldine Viswanathan, Chris Bauer, Wendell Pierce
Director: Jake Schreier
Running Time: 126 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
Release Date: May 2, 2025 (Theaters)
Bring Her Back
Starring: Billy Barratt, Sally Hawkins, Sora Wong, Jonah Wren Phillips, Sally-Anne Upton, Stephen Phillips, Mischa Heywood
Directors: Danny and Michael Philippou
Running Time: 104 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: May 30, 2025 (Theaters)
Okay, wow, I just noticed something weird. Or maybe not that weird. And maybe millions of other folks have already noticed this before me. But that doesn’t mean it’s not weird!
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May 29, 2025
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Aramis Knight, Ben Wang, Jackie Chan, Jonathan Entwistle, Joshua Jackson, Karate Kid: Legends, Ming-Na Wen, Ralph Macchio, Sadie Stanley, The Karate Kid, Wyatt Oleff

Legen- (wait for it?) -dary? (CREDIT: Jonathan Wenk/Columbia Pictures)
Starring: Ben Wang, Jackie Chan, Sadie Stanley, Ming-Na Wen, Ralph Macchio, Joshua Jackson, Aramis Knight, Wyatt Oleff
Director: Jonathan Entwistle
Running Time: 94 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Violence, Officially Sanctioned or Otherwise
Release Date: May 30, 2025 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Li Fong (Ben Wang) is a perfectly pleasant teenage boy living in Beijing with his doctor mother (Ming-Na Wen) who must make his way to the Big Apple when she lands a job in NYC. But his head and his heart remain behind in China, particularly the kung fu school of the legendary Mr. Han (Jackie Chan). Alas, Mom has forbidden fighting for this new beginning, but little do they know that Li is just the latest protagonist in a generations-spanning martial arts saga. In the meantime, he also becomes close with a girl named Mia (Sadie Stanley) and her dad (Joshua Jackson) from the local pizza place, which only draws him further into the world of combat sports.
What Made an Impression?: The New Kid in Town: The first Karate Kid movie arrived in theaters more than 40 years ago. But I haven’t seen any of them, nor have I watched the Cobra Kai spinoff series, though I have absorbed the key details by dint of cultural ubiquity. Which is all to say: Karate Kid: Legends is perfectly easy to follow for newbies. Its main focus is on the characters introduced in this chapter after all, and any connections with the returning favorites are thoroughly explained to ward off any potential confusion. Was it already established in the 2010 Karate Kid remake that Mr. Han knew Mr. Miyagi? I don’t know, but also, it doesn’t matter that I didn’t know. Does it make sense that Daniel LaRusso (Ralph Macchio) is recruited all the way from L.A. to help train Li? No, but I guess that just happens when you’re putting together a supergroup.
The Other Story: A good chunk of Legends‘ plot is devoted to a story lane that isn’t even hinted at in the trailers. I wouldn’t call it a spoiler to reveal it, but I won’t say much more, since it can be fun when a movie shamelessly breaks the promises it made with its audience in the promo material. But at least let me tease what I’m hinting about by wondering aloud: who knew that Joshua Jackson would have a bigger role than Ralph Macchio in a Karate Kid movie in 2025 (or any year)? And who could have ever guessed that would be a good thing?
Give Me a Slice: When Li first visits Mia and her dad’s pizza shop, he cluelessly asks them if they have any stuffed crust pies. He immediately gets chewed out for his very un-Manhattan request and then gets stuck with “Deep Dish” for a nickname. And that’s what passes for a joke in this movie. Although the script doesn’t really commit to this razzing, since he’s addressed by that epithet just a handful of times. I wish it had happened more often.
Karate Kid: Legends is Recommended If You Like: Dawson’s Creek more than Karate Kid
Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Kickpunches
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