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Jeff "Jmunney" Malone's Self-Styled "Expert" Thoughts on Movies, TV, Music, and the Rest of Pop Culture
November 17, 2016
Television, The Simpsons, The Simpsons Episode Reviews Havana Wild Weekend, The Simpsons, The Simpsons 2807, The Simpsons Season 28 Leave a comment

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November 13, 2016
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SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE — “Dave Chappelle” Episode 1710 — Pictured: Host Dave Chappelle during the monologue on November 12, 2016 — (Photo by: Will Heath/NBC)
This review was originally posted on News Cult in November 2016.
Before I get into my Love It/Keep it/Leave It picks, a word on the Hillary “Hallelujah” Cold Opening, which I have chosen not to categorize. Normally when SNL forgoes a proper sketch in favor of a song for the opening, it is in the wake of a national tragedy. So add one more way in which this election is unprecedented. The song selection memorializes the recently departed Leonard Cohen, rendering this moment less depressing and more bittersweet.
Love It
Dave Chappelle’s Monologue – I guess somebody knew that Trump was going to win. That somebody? SNL’s talent booker. How else to explain how we got Dave Chappelle on the exact week that we needed him? This is not the most laugh-out he has ever been (although Bradley Cooper being the only white person at a BET-sponsored White House party is hilarious enough for the whole set), but that is fine, because he is mainly aiming for truth and strength. A lot of disappointed citizens have been struggling to say something positive while also holding on to their legitimate disappointment. By finding hope while passionately defending enfranchisement, Dave Chappelle hits that multilayered note.
November 13, 2016
Television, What Won TV? Better Things, black-ish, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Dave Chappelle, Jeopardy!, Leslie X Kyle, People of Earth, Saturday Night Live, SNL, Westworld Leave a comment
In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Westworld
Monday – Thanks for all the empathy, People of Earth.
Tuesday – Jeopardy!
Wednesday – black-ish
Thursday – Better Things
Friday – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Saturday – SNL, thanks to Dave Chappelle talking and Leslie and Kyle loving
November 12, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews Chan-wook Park, Park Chan-wook, The Handmaiden Leave a comment

Oldboy director Park Chan-wook’s lavish “romance” mystery The Handmaiden has earned praise for its devastating twists, and there is indeed a doozy that upends everything about a third of the way through. And then there is another doozy about 2/3 of the way through that pushes that upending even further along the track. Now I’m not about to tell you that those twists are not what this film is really all about, because they’re great, and they lend The Handmaiden its power. But if you focus on them at the expense of everything else, then you are an inexplicable individual, because there is so much else going on that is impossible to ignore: finely woven costumes, extravagant set design, ACTING! Let me leave you with this: the culture of tentacle porn is a big influence.
I give The Handmaiden 8 Uses of Tongue out of 10 Goofy Paintings.
November 11, 2016
Billboard Charts, Billboard Hot Rock Songs, Music Beck, Billboard, Billboard Hot Rock Songs, Wow Leave a comment
Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and then I rearrange that top 25 based on my estimation of their quality.
Original Version
1. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
2. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
3. X Ambassadors – “Unsteady”
4. Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, & Imagine Dragons with Logic, Ty Dolla $ign ft. X Ambassadors – “Sucker for Pain”
5. Coldplay – “Hymn for the Weekend”
6. Fitz and the Tantrums – “HandClap”
7. Disturbed – “The Sound of Silence”
8. The Lumineers – “Ophelia”
9. Bastille – “Good Grief”
10. Zach Williams – “Chain Breaker”
11. Kings of Leon – “Waste a Moment”
12. Avenged Sevenfold – “The Stage”
13. Green Day – “Bang Bang”
14. Skillet – “Feel Invincible”
15. Metallica – “Atlas, Rise!”
16. Judah & the Lion – “Take It All Back”
17. The Head and the Heart – “All We Ever Knew”
18. twenty one pilots – “Cancer”
19. Highly Suspect – “My Name is Human”
20. Beck – “Wow”
21. Metallica – “Moth Into Flame”
22. The Lumineers – “Cleopatra”
23. blink-182 – “She’s Out of Her Mind”
24. Empire of the Sun – “High and Low”
25. Five Finger Death Punch – “I Apologize”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. Wow
2. My Name is Human
3. Unsteady
4. High and Low
5. Ride
6. Good Grief
7. The Stage
8. Moth Into Flame
9. Ophelia
10. Heathens
11. Waste a Moment
12. Cleopatra
13. I Apologize
14. Take It All Back
15. Cancer
16. Hymn for the Weekend
17. All We Ever Knew
18. Bang Bang
19. The Sound of Silence
20. Atlas, Rise!
21. She’s Out of Her Mind
22. HandClap
23. Feel Invincible
24. Sucker for Pain
25. Chain Breaker
November 11, 2016
Billboard Charts, Billboard Hot 100, Music Billboard, Billboard Hot 100, Gold, Kiiara Leave a comment
Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality.
Original Version
1. The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey – “Closer”
2. The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk – “Starboy”
3. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
4. DJ Snake ft. Justin Bieber – “Let Me Love You”
5. D.R.A.M. ft. Lil Yachty – “Broccoli”
6. Ariana Grande ft. Nicki Minaj – “Side to Side”
7. Bruno Mars – “24K Magic”
8. Zay Hilfigerrr and Zayion McCall – “Juju on That Beat (TZ Anthem)”
9. Rae Sremmurd ft. Gucci Mane – “Black Beatles”
10. Drake – “Fake Love”
11. Maroon 5 ft. Kendrick Lamar – “Don’t Wanna Know”
12. Major Lazer ft. Justin Bieber and MØ – “Cold Water”
13. gnash ft. Olivia O’Brien – “i hate u, i love u”
14. Shawn Mendes – “Treat You Better”
15. Sia – “Cheap Thrills”
16. Kiiara – “Gold”
17. The Chainsmokers ft. Daya – “Don’t Let Me Down”
18. Hailee Steinfeld & Grey ft. Zedd – “Starving”
19. Young M.A. – “OOOUUU”
20. Sia ft. Kendrick Lamar – “The Greatest”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. Gold
2. The Greatest
3. OOOUUU
4. Starboy
5. Cheap Thrills
6. Side to Side
7. Cold Water
8. Black Beatles
9. Broccoli
10. Closer
11. 24K Magic
12. i hate u, i love u
13. Starving
14. Heathens
15. Let Me Love You
16. Don’t Let Me Down
17. Fake Love
18. Don’t Wanna Know
19. Treat You Better
20. Juju on That Beat (TZ Anthem)
November 11, 2016
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The Koohl Toilet
This review was originally posted on News Cult in November 2016.
Love It
Over 30 years later, how can we possibly make a relevant parody of perhaps the most iconic commercial of all time? We now have an answer, and it is koohl: The Koohl Toilet. The word “sheeple” gets thrown around a lot today, and it is usually uncalled for. But there is in fact one way in which we all conform, as we are just too busy taking care of business. No more, though! There is another way, and it is not just a ridiculous idea for a comedy sketch, but a real revolution.
November 9, 2016
Television, What Won TV? Atlanta, Benedict Cumberbatch, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, koohl toilet, Last Week Tonight, People of Earth, Saturday Night Live, SNL, The Good Place, You're the Worst Leave a comment
In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Monday – People of Earth
Tuesday – Atlanta checked its pockets.
Wednesday – You’re the Worst
Thursday – The Good Place
Friday – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Saturday – Benedict Cumberbatch made the toilet Koohl again.
November 3, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews Jeff Nichols, Joel Edgerton, Loving, Nick Kroll, Ruth Negga Leave a comment

This review was originally published on News Cult in November 2016.
Starring: Joel Edgerton, Ruth Negga, Nick Kroll
Director: Jeff Nichols
Running Time: 123 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Prejudice and the Paranoia That Goes with It
Release Date: November 4, 2016 (Limited)
Director Jeff Nichols is known for including a tinge of the supernatural in his films, especially the apocalyptic Take Shelter and the little-kid-with-mysterious-powers thriller Midnight Special. But even in his ostensibly more realistic pics, like the Southern McConaissance drama Mud, there is a spiritually arousing sense of magic in the air. His latest, Loving, which tells the true-life story behind the 1967 Supreme Court case that struck down the last of this country’s anti-miscegenation laws, achieves that same miraculous sense of wonder by keeping the focus on the day-to-day realities of committed romance under siege.
As Richard (Joel Edgerton) and Mildred (Ruth Negga) Loving’s case makes it way from the local county court to the Virginia Supreme Court all the way to the highest court in the land, there are surprisingly few scenes that actually take place inside a courtroom. The message effectively becomes: love speaks for itself. The film does not see the need for showstopping dramatic speeches, because who needs to be convinced about the rightness of what those speeches would say? Instead, the story mostly sticks with the Lovings’ domestic life, which is constantly under siege, but resolutely tender.
Despite Loving’s lack of interest in legal jargon or courtroom clichés, it does make time for a mini-arc for the titular couple’s main lawyer. When we meet him, Bernard Cohen (Nick Kroll) has little experience with civil rights cases, but he is ambitious enough, or foolhardy enough, to plow right ahead to a potential meeting with the Supreme Court. The casting of Kroll, as much of a novice to high-profile drama as Cohen is to precedent-setting litigation, proves surprisingly apt.
As essential as Kroll’s performance is, it is (like the rest of the movie, and as it should be) all in service to the Lovings. The key line comes when Cohen asks Richard, who has declined to appear during the Supreme Court hearing, if he would like him to tell the justices anything. “Tell the judge I love my wife,” he declares softly but demonstrably.
Edgerton plays Richard as a man who just wants to get on with making a good life for his wife and children. He is uncomfortable with the media attention his marriage receives and flummoxed by the prejudice it engenders. This is in sharp contrast to Negga, who plays Mildred with fragile expressions that belie her steely emotions. Their complementary approaches to overcoming the ordeal of their life are inspiring. It feels like they were destined to be the couple to break down barriers. The poetic perfection of their last name also contributes to that sense. If they were not already called the Lovings, supernaturally inclined Jeff Nichols would have had to christen them thus.
Loving is Recommended If You Like: To Kill a Mockingbird, That feeling you got when the Supreme Court ruled gay marriage constitutional, Actors who look just like the real people they’re portraying
Grade: 4 out of 5 Loves That Conquer All