This Is a Movie Review: Captain Fantastic

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Is the quest for utopia always a folly? It is hard to argue otherwise, considering the difficulty of convincing every member of a sufficiently large population to go along with the same grand unifying vision. But perhaps it can be achieved on a smaller scale, possibly with a family unit, as posited by Captain Fantastic. Viggo Mortensen plays the head of a brood living completely off the grid in the Pacific Northwest. He leads his six kids in rigorous physical and scholarly training, and for the most part they feel fulfilled.

When they must re-enter society for their mother’s funeral, their social shortcomings are brought into stark relief, but for all their eccentricities, they are more intellectually and emotionally capable than most of the people around them. They truly live up to their parents’ goal for them to be “philosopher-kings.” Eventually, compromises must be made to continue living alongside the rest of the world, and narratively speaking, they happen a little too quickly and cleanly. Captain Fantastic is a sort of utopian wish-fulfillment, but it is wish-fulfillment with conviction and a practical streak.

I give Captain Fantastic an 80% Satisfaction Rating on Noam Chomsky Day.

This Is a Movie Review: Ghostbusters (2016)

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My overriding feeling after watching Paul Feig’s Ghostbusters is that I would have preferred a different movie with this same cast. The chemistry between the four leads is right on, and all the supporting roles are slotted just as they should be, but the whole thing feels reverse-engineered to fit into the framework of the classic it is rebooting (a tough task no matter how much talent is assembled). There are plenty of great laugh lines (either improvised or just well-timed), because Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, Kate McKinnon, and Leslie Jones are so in tune with what their unique reaction to every situation should be. They could pull that trick off no matter what the kooky premise. But what they lack is deep-rooted conviction. For them, Ghostbusters does not feel like a necessity, but instead just a good idea. The former gets you a singular vision, the latter gets you a pleasant diversion.

I give Ghostbusters 6 “It’s Funny Enough to Justify Itself’s” out of 10 “It’s Unnecessary’s.”

Billboard Hot Rock Songs – Week of July 30, 2016

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and then I rearrange that top 25 based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
2. James Bay – “Let It Go”
3. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
4. twenty one pilots – “Stressed Out”
5. X Ambassadors – “Unsteady”
6. Coldplay – “Hymn for the Weekend”
7. Disturbed – “The Sound of Silence”
8. Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, & Imagine Dragons with Logic, Ty Dolla $ign, & X Ambassadors – “Sucker for Pain”
9. Ben Rector – “Brand New”
10. blink-182 – “Bored to Death”
11. The Lumineers – “Ophelia”
12. Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Dark Necessities”
13. Fitz and the Tantrums – “HandClap”
14. The Strumbellas – “Spirits”
15. Kaleo – “Way Down We Go”
16. Bishop Briggs – “River”
17. The 1975 – “The Sound”
18. Bastille – “Good Grief”
19. The 1975 – “Somebody Else”
20. Cage the Elephant – “Trouble”
21. Panic! at the Disco – “Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time”
22. Goo Goo Dolls – “So Alive”
23. Beck – “Wow”
24. Skillet – “Feel Invincible”
25. Brand New – “I Am a Nightmare”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. River
2. Way Down We Go
3. Wow
4. The Sound
5. Unsteady
6. Somebody Else
7. Dark Necessities
8. Ride
9. Trouble
10. Ophelia
11. Good Grief
12. Stressed Out
13. Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time
14. Heathens
15. Feel Invincible
16. I Am a Nightmare
17. Sucker for Pain
18. So Alive
19. The Sound of Silence
20. Hymn for the Weekend
21. Spirits
22. HandClap
23. Let It Go
24. Brand New
25. Bored to Death

Billboard Hot 20 – Week of July 30, 2016

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Drake ft. WizKid and Kyla – “One Dance”
2. Justin Timberlake – “Can’t Stop the Feeling!”
3. Sia ft. Sean Paul – “Cheap Thrills”
4. Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna – “This Is What You Came For”
5. The Chainsmokers ft. Daya – “Don’t Let Me Down”
6. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
7. Rihanna – “Needed Me”
8. Desiigner – “Panda”
9. Kent Jones – “Don’t Mind”
10. Adele – “Send My Love (to Your New Lover)”
11. P!nk – “Just Like Fire”
12. Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dolla $ign – “Work From Home”
13. Mike Posner – “I Took a Pill in Ibiza”
14. Florida Georgia Line – “H.O.L.Y.”
15. Meghan Trainor – “Me Too”
16. Drake – “Controlla”
17. DJ Khaled ft. Drake – “For Free”
18. James Bay – “Let It Go”
19. Drake ft. Rihanna – “Too Good”
20. Shawn Mendes – “Treat You Better”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Cheap Thrills
2. Work From Home
3. I Took a Pill in Ibiza
4. Needed Me
5. Ride
6. Send My Love (to Your New Lover)
7. One Dance
8. Too Good
9. Don’t Let Me Down
10. Me Too
11. Can’t Stop the Feeling!
12. Panda
13. Let It Go
14. This Is What You Came For
15. For Free
16. Controlla
17. Treat You Better
18. Just Like Fire
19. Don’t Mind
20. H.O.L.Y.

HarmonQuest Season 1 Review

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My review of HarmonQuest Season 1, over on BubbleBlabber: (Check it out!) http://www.bubbleblabber.com/season-review-harmonquest-season-one/

What Won TV? – July 10-July 16, 2016

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

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Sunday – The Night Of (but Honorable Mention to some crazy game show answers from Snoop Dogg)
Monday – UnREAL
Tuesday – Difficult People [7/26/16 EDIT: I initially picked Not Safe with Nikki Glaser because streaming schedules make me a little crazy.]
Wednesday – Mr. Robot [7/18/16 EDIT: I initially picked Another Period because I forgot that Mr. Robot had aired.]
Thursday – Jeopardy!
Friday – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule, in which we learned an important lesson about trumpets
Saturday – I caught a bit of Round 3 of The Open Championship

Billboard Hot Rock Songs – Week of July 23, 2016

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and then I rearrange that top 25 based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
2. James Bay – “Let It Go”
3. twenty one pilots – “Stressed Out”
4. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
5. X Ambassadors – “Unsteady”
6. Coldplay – “Hymn for the Weekend”
7. Disturbed – “The Sound of Silence”
8. Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, & Imagine Dragons with Logic, Ty Dolla $ign, & X Ambassadors – “Sucker for Pain”
9. blink-182 – “Bored to Death”
10. Ben Rector – “Brand New”
11. The Lumineers – “Ophelia”
12. Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Dark Necessities”
13. Fitz and the Tantrums – “HandClap”
14. The Strumbellas – “Spirits”
15. Kaleo – “Way Down We Go”
16. Empire of the Sun – “Walking on a Dream”
17. Bishop Briggs – “River”
18. blink-182 – “She’s Out of Her Mind”
19. Bastille – “Good Grief”
20. blink-182 – “Cynical”
21. Goo Goo Dolls – “So Alive”
22. Weezer – “I Love the USA”
23. blink-182 – “No Future”
24. The 1975 – “The Sound”
25. blink-182 – “Sober”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Walking on a Dream
2. River
3. Way Down We Go
4. The Sound
5. Unsteady
6. Ride
7. Ophelia
8. Dark Necessities
9. Good Grief
10. Stressed Out
11. Heathens
12. I Love the USA
13. Sucker for Pain
14. So Alive
15. The Sound of Silence
16. Hymn for the Weekend
17. Spirits
18. Cynical
19. HandClap
20. She’s Out of Her Mind
21. Let It Go
22. No Future
23. Sober
24. Brand New
25. Bored to Death

Billboard Hot 20 – Week of July 23, 2016

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Drake ft. WizKid and Kyla – “One Dance”
2. Justin Timberlake – “Can’t Stop the Feeling!”
3. The Chainsmokers ft. Daya – “Don’t Let Me Down”
4. Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna – “This Is What You Came For”
5. Sia ft. Sean Paul – “Cheap Thrills”
6. Desiigner – “Panda”
7. Rihanna – “Needed Me”
8. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
9. Kent Jones – “Don’t Mind”
10. Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dolla $ign – “Work From Home”
11. P!nk – “Just Like Fire”
12. Adele – “Send My Love (To Your New Lover)”
13. Mike Posner – “I Took a Pill in Ibiza”
14. Florida Georgia Line – “H.O.L.Y.”
15. Meghan Trainor – “Me Too”
16. James Bay – “Let It Go”
17. Lukas Graham – “7 Years”
18. Drake – “Controlla”
19. Rihanna ft. Drake – “Work”
20. DJ Khaled ft. Drake – “For Free”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Cheap Thrills
2. Work From Home
3. Work
4. I Took a Pill in Ibiza
5. Needed Me
6. Ride
7. Send My Love (to Your New Lover)
8. One Dance
9. Me Too
10. Can’t Stop the Feeling!
11. Don’t Let Me Down
12. Panda
13. Let It Go
14. For Free
15. Controlla
16. This Is What You Came For
17. Just Like Fire
18. 7 Years
19. Don’t Mind
20. H.O.L.Y.

2016 Emmy Nominations Predictions and Wishlist

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The 2016 Emmy nominations will be announced this Thursday, June 14. My predictions and wish lists for most of the major categories are on Moviepilot this year, and I covered Outstanding Animated Program for Bubbleblabber. Links to individual categories are below:

Comedy Series
Lead Actor in a Comedy
Lead Actress in a Comedy
Supporting Actor in a Comedy
Supporting Actress in a Comedy
Drama Series
Lead Actor in a Drama
Lead Actress in a Drama
Supporting Actor in a Drama
Supporting Actress in a Drama
Variety Talk Series
Variety Sketch Series
Animated Program

Folks from the preceding categories who did not quite make my wish lists: Will Forte (The Man on Earth), Fred Savage (The Grinder), Billy Eichner (Difficult People), Chris Geere (You’re the Worst), Maria Bamford (Lady Dynamite), Rashida Jones (Angie Tribeca), Michael Ian Black (Another Period), Fred Melamed (Lady Dynamite), Yael Grobglas (Jane the Virgin), Claudia O’Doherty (Love), Louis C.K. (Horace and Pete), Steve Buscemi (Horace and Pete), Ruth Wilson (The Affair), Craig Bierko (UnREAL), Alan Alda (Horace and Pete), Joshua Jackson (The Affair).

And here is my wish list for a selection of the remaining categories:

Limited Series
The People v. OJ Simpson
Fargo
The Spoils Before Dying

TV Movie
A Deadly Adoption
7 Days in Hell

Lead Actor, Limited Series or TV Movie
Courtney B. Vance, The People v. OJ Simpson
Patrick Wilson, Fargo
Cuba Gooding, Jr., The People v. OJ Simpson

Lead Actress, Limited Series or TV Movie
Sarah Paulson, The People v. OJ Simpson
Kirsten Dunst, Fargo

Supporting Actor, Limited Series or TV Movie
John Travolta, The People v. OJ Simpson
Sterling K. Brown, The People v. OJ Simpson
David Schwimmer, The People v. OJ Simpson
Bokeem Woodbine, Fargo
Will Ferrell, The Spoils Before Dying

Supporting Actress, Limited Series or TV Movie
Jean Smart, Fargo

Guest Actor
Larry David, Saturday Night Live

Guest Actress, Comedy
Lennon Parham, Review

Guest Actor, Drama
BD Wong, Mr. Robot

Guest Actress, Drama
Carrie Preston, The Good Wife

Directing, Comedy
Jonathan Krisel, “Picnic,” Baskets

Host – Reality/Reality Competition
RuPaul Charles, RuPaul’s Drag Race

Main Title Design
W/ Bob & David
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Marvel’s Jessica Jones

What Won TV? – July 3-July 9, 2016

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

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Sunday – Match Game, in which Tituss Burgess reminded Sherri Shepherd that it wasn’t her turn
Monday – UnREAL
Tuesday – Not Safe with Nikki Glaser
Wednesday – Another Period
Thursday – Jeopardy!
Friday – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (Honorable Mention: Jeopardy!, with SNL-inspired categories)
Saturday – Wimbledon Ladies’ Final (Serena No. 22)

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