Frankie doesn’t remember the last time she went pants shopping with Brick. Mike does. She said, “That’s the last time I’m going pants shopping with Brick.” http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2016/01/07/the-middle-season-7-episode-11-recap-s1
The Middle 7.11 – “The Rush”
January 7, 2016
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New Girl 5.1: “Big Mama P”
January 6, 2016
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“The doo-doo is already mid-flight to the fans.” http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2016/01/06/new-girl-season-5-premiere-recap-will-
This Is a (Quickie) Movie Review: The Hateful Eight
January 3, 2016
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You’ve got to hand it Quentin Tarantino. He always knows exactly what he is doing. His latest – the Western mission movie-cum-locked room mystery The Hateful Eight – starts off about as deliberately paced as possible. Sure, the tension needs to be built up for the enmity promised in the title to be worth watching, but does it have to take an hour and a half? While that setup could be more economical, it makes damn sure that the cabin this mix of bounty hunters, criminals, and mystery men find themselves trapped in is a lit powder keg. A mix of flashbacks and narration threatens to explain too much, but that is acceptable when withholding information as confidently as The Hateful Eight does. Is the whole thing indulgent, excessive, and distasteful? Sure, but the master of the prestige B-movie proves once again that such a bloody stew can still make for quality cinema.
What Won TV? – December 27, 2015-January 2, 2016
January 3, 2016
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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.
Sunday – Football, I guess
Monday – Jeopardy!
Tuesday – Jeopardy!
Wednesday – Jeopardy!
Thursday – Billy on the Street
Friday – Jeopardy!
Saturday – TCU comeback making sure we remember the Alamo Bowl
2015: A Year at the Movies
January 1, 2016
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After 2014’s total dropped significantly from 2013’s, 2015 moved back in the right direction, up 6 on last year, with a strong December showing (accounting for about 16% of the final tally) to wrap up the year.
(Included with the list of titles are grades, dates, showtimes, theatre locations, and folks I saw the movies with.)
1. The Gambler – C (1/7, 8:15 PM, Regal United Artists Oxford Valley, Langhorne, PA; Walter Wojcik)
2. Selma – A- (1/9, 7:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
3. Predestination – B+ (1/14, 1:00 PM, AMC Neshaminy, Bensalem, PA; Walter Wojcik)
4. Whiplash – A (1/17, 3:10 PM, Neshaminy; Walter Wojcik)
5. Inherent Vice – B (1/22, 2:45 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
6. American Sniper – C+ (2/4, 7:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
7. The Theory of Everything – B (2/5, 1:00 PM, Neshaminy; Walter Wojcik)
8. Fifty Shades of Grey – C (2/16, 11:20 AM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
9. Jupiter Ascending – B (2/19, 7:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
10. What We Do in the Shadows – A- (3/14, 4:15 PM, Landmark Sunshine, New York, NY; Rob Malone and Walter Wojcik)
11. Kingsman: The Secret Service – B- (3/24, 6:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
12. It Follows – B+ (3/26, 7:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
13. Get Hard – B- (3/26, 9:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
14. Furious 7 – B+ (4/13, 1:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
15. Unfriended – B+ (4/17, 2:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
16. Ex Machina – A (4/24, 7:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
17. Rifftrax Live: The Room (5/6, 8:00 PM, Regal Union Square, New York, NY; myself)
18. Mad Max: Fury Road – A- (5/15, 1:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
19. Avengers: Age of Ultron in 3D – B- (5/15, 7:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik and Terri Wojcik)
20. Pitch Perfect 2 – C+ (5/19, 1:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
21. Far From the Madding Crowd – B (5/21, 4:15 PM, Angelika Film Center, New York, NY; myself)
22. Poltergeist – B- (5/27, 8:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
23. Insidious: Chapter 3 – B- (6/4, 7:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
24. Tomorrowland – C+ (6/9, 7:15 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
25. Dope – B+ (6/22, 7:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
26. Spy – B (6/22, 9:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojick)
27. Me and Earl and the Dying Girl – A- (6/24, 7:50 PM, Neshaminy; Bob Malone and Beth Woods)
28. Inside Out in 3D – A- (7/2, 12:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojick, Natalie Wolanin, and Stasiu Wolanin)
29. Jurassic World – B (7/8, 8:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojick)
30. Minions in 3D – B+ (7/16, 8:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
31. Trainwreck – B+ (7/16, 10:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
32. Magic Mike XXL – B (7/27, 8:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
33. Terminator Genisys – B (7/27, 11:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
34. Ant-Man – B (8/3, 7:15 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
35. Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation – B (8/3, 9:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
36. Irrational Man – B- (8/11, 1:40 PM, Regal Manahawkin, Manahawkin, NJ; Bob Malone and Kaity Malone)
37. Shaun the Sheep Movie – B+ (8/24, 7:45 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
38. The Gift – B (8/24, 9:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
39. The End of the Tour – B+ (8/26, 7:55 PM, Neshaminy; Walter Wojcik)
40. The Diary of a Teenage Girl – B (9/1, 7:40 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
41. Sinister 2 – B (9/10, 7:35 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
42. The Visit – B+ (9/10, 9:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
43. Straight Outta Compton – B (9/11, 6:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
44. Grandma – B (9/28, 8:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
45. The Intern – B- (10/1, 12:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Claire Dansbury)
46. Rifftrax Live: Miami Connection (10/1, 8:00 PM, Neshaminy; Walter Wojcik)
47. Sleeping with Other People – B+ (10/5, 7:50 PM, Neshaminy; Walter WojciK)
48. The Martian – B+ (10/8, 9:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
49. Sicario – A- (10/15, 12:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
50. Black Mass – B (10/21, 12:40 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
51. Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension in 3D – C (10/29, 2:00 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
52. Goosebumps – B- (11/2, 8:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
53. Crimson Peak – C+ (11/2, 10:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
54. Bridge of Spies – A- (11/4, 7:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Claire Dansbury, Pat Dansbury, Walter Wojcik)
55. Steve Jobs – A- (11/5, 12:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
56. The Night Before – B (11/19, 8:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
57. Brooklyn – B+ (11/30, 7:35 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
58. Rifftrax Live: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (12/3, 8:00 PM, Neshaminy; Dave Coyle and Walter Wojcik)
59. Spotlight – A (12/6, 3:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Pat Dansbury)
60. Krampus – B+ (12/6, 7:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
61. Creed – B+ (12/6, 10:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
62. Chi-Raq – B+ (12/10, 1:35 PM, Neshaminy; Walter Wojcik)
63. Spectre – B (12/15, 6:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
64. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 – B- (12/15, 9:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
65. The Peanuts Movie – B+ (12/16, 7:10 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
66. Star Wars: The Force Awakens – A- (12/22, 10:00 AM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik and Terri Wojcik)
67. The Big Short – A (12/22, 7:05 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
68. The Hateful Eight 70mm Roadshow – B+ (12/29, 11:00 PM, Neshaminy; Walter Wojcik)
Best Films of 2015
December 31, 2015
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Clockwise from Top Left: Inside Out; Spotlight; Ex Machina; The Big Short (CREDIT: YouTube Screenshots)
Box office records kept falling in 2015, and some of the biggest blockbusters were actually among the best films of the year! This is appropriate enough, as bigness was the name of the day in 2015, with Big Emotions and Big Ideas all over this list. Whether it was through muckraking journalism and statesmanship, the birth of new heroes, or the burning desire to make personal connections, the makers of the best films of 2015 made sure audiences heard what they had to say.
This top 10 list was originally posted on Starpulse in December 2015.
1. The Big Short – Spoiler alert: as the wild ride of Adam McKay’s adaptation of Michael Lewis’ bestselling nonfiction thriller about the players who anticipated the bursting of the U.S. housing bubble settles into its conclusion, the epilogue reveals that every Wall Street fraudster was imprisoned and new stringent legal regulations have been implemented to prevent another crisis. Except, of course, that didn’t happen. This is an esoteric topic, but the audience for “The Big Short” knows it has been screwed. The level at which this swindling occurred is astounding and ridiculous, and the filmmaking that captures it is just as absurdly gut-wrenching.
What Won TV? – December 20-December 26, 2015
December 27, 2015
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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.
Sunday – The Affair
Monday – Jeopardy!
Tuesday – Jeopardy!
Wednesday – Jeopardy!
Thursday – Jeopardy!
Friday – Doctor Who
Saturday – I watched some football.
This Is a Movie Review: The Big Short
December 26, 2015
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Have you ever seen a movie with an indelible moment and wondered, “How did I not hear about this before seeing it?” The Big Short is likely to leave you feeling this way, as nearly every feature fits this description, and most reviews are not just a list of everything that happens in the movie. You may have heard about the cameoing celebrities talking directly to the camera, but that is only the tip of the iceberg.
In its editing, production design, and sound composition, The Big Short is just sick (in all connotations of that word). Adam McKay has shown some flashes of narrative experimentation in his Will Ferrell comedies (the Applebee’s commercial in Talladega Nights, direct acknowledgement of the lack of consequences following the battle royale in Anchorman, the musical breaks in Step Brothers), but in those cases they did not overwhelm the whole movie and they fit more naturally. This time, he goes completely for broke.
As for the cast, Christian Bale sinks into another character, Ryan Gosling revels in the slime and eccentricity, and the rest of the ensemble sinks their teeth into the muck. But Steve Carell shines the brightest as a trader whose arc presents the most human moments of the narrative. The whole system tears him up internally as much as it tears up any semblance of financial integrity. When he and his team visit a Florida community decimated by evictions, it is a sobering reminder of how real this crisis is for a lot of people. The film would be excellent without this segment, but with it, it is at another level.
Other recent Wall Street-based films have portrayed this type of fraud just as well, but The Big Short takes it a step further by not taking it a step further. It betrays hardly any hope that it can actually make a difference. Free of that burden, the message is: we might be as fucked as we ever were, but at least we can still make an absolutely insane movie.
This Is a Movie Review: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
December 26, 2015
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-I cried from anticipation during the first spaceship shot after the crawl.
-Daisy Ridley’s facial expressions convey a constant state of surprise. It is terribly endearing.
-It is the rare Star Wars character who can say that his decision in a moral quandary is simply the right thing to do. John Boyega has the earnestness to pull that off as ex-stormtrooper Finn.
-There is a bit of a potential romantic spark between Rey and Finn. He is clearly smitten the moment he sees her warding off scavengers. True, she yells when he keeps grabbing her hand, but that is more about practicality. (Come on, Finn, it’s not faster for either of you to be holding hands while running.) Right now, they have an intense friendship borne out by surviving death-defying adventure together, and it can develop or not develop however should be most natural.
-Rey’s desert attire is perhaps the best outfit in Star Wars history. Dressing decisions ought to be made based on comfort, functionality, and style; these three elements all feed into each other in this case.
-Adam Driver as Kylo Ren gives the performance that Hayden Christensen was supposed to give in the prequels. His petulant manchildishness is also reminiscent of Spaceballs’ Dark Helmet (in a good way).
-As Resistance pilot Poe Dameron, Oscar Isaac is the least tortured he’s ever been. Interesting.
-BB-8 does not disappoint. “Droid, please.”
-All your favorites are back! Even more than you might expect. They mostly pick up right where they left off, R2-D2 more than anyone else. Harrison Ford looks the most comfortable he ever has been as Han.
-Wow, this is exactly the same movie as A New Hope. Thankfully, the characters are so great that it is just thrilling to watch them (sky)walk through the beats.
-A few dramatic moments may happen too quickly, but they play in a way that might make you think, “perhaps there is a way to do it differently than the precedent that has been set.”
This Is a (Quickie) Movie Review: Chi-Raq
December 21, 2015
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Father Mike Corridan’s (John Cusack) firebreathing homily sets the tone and thesis statement for Chi-Raq. Rattling off statistics about gun culture and poverty with the passion of the Holy Spirit, he sounds much more like a fiery Pentecostal minister than a stereotypically low-key Catholic priest. There is no universally accepted response to gun violence, but Spike Lee is absolutely damn sure that doing nothing is just about the worst idea possible. So he has created this modern-day update of Lysistrata, complete with both women refusing to give up their sex until the violence ends AND the poetic dialogue. Some of the actors flounder a bit with the unnatural cadences of verse, while pros like Angela Bassett, Sam Jackson, and even Wesley Snipes kill it. Chi-Raq recognizes the humanity of everyone in this narrative, a fact that is too often astoundingly ignored.
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