The Collected Madness of Alex Trebek, Volume 10

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Alex Trebek is starting to lose it, and as a public service, I will be posting all the evidence of his insanity.

42. Tony Stark builds an armored suit to help Helen Keller escape from Guantanamo Bay in a snowstorm

43. Bill Clinton said that women make the best stink-hole shower gel because they can scrape off the hardened pork like the old-fashioned stuff you’d spread on with a can opener

44. During the George W. Bush presidency, the Secret Service taught drama to fat little pro-slavery bullfighters in preparation for a war with the single-breasted turkeys

45. British people drink snake venom when suffering from alcoholic rage; in the U.S. we tie up a dogie, hoof it across the dance floor & spit. Wow, that’s so weird — I was just thinking about Michael Jackson’s daughter

46. Oh my gosh! Rosie O’Donell’s dog took a crap in her mouth. It helps boost the immune system

What Won TV? – December 29, 2013-January 4, 2014

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – nothing, really
Monday – Jeopardy!
Tuesday – I didn’t catch too much of the Happy Endings marathon, but I did make sure to see Alex in cornrows.
Wednesday – I didn’t watch that much of the Fiesta Bowl, but I watched enough to see how cool it was that CENTRAL FLORIDA beat Baylor.
Thursday – I obviously want to pick the triumphant return of Community – and it was great! – but Parenthood had its best episode of the season.
Friday – Jeopardy!
Saturday – I didn’t watch Chiefs-Colts, but I’m sure it would have been enjoyable to witness a comeback like that.

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 1/4/13

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Each week, I check out VH1’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
2. Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
3. Zedd ft. Hayley Williams – “Stay the Night”
4. Eminem ft. Rihanna – “The Monster”
5. Beyoncé – “XO”
6. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
7. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
8. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”
9. The Neighbourhood – “Sweater Weather”
10. Fall Out Boy – “Alone Together”
11. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
12. Lorde – “Team”
13. Bastille – “Pompeii”
14. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
15. The Fray – “Love Don’t Die”
16. Goo Goo Dolls – “Come to Me”
17. Fitz and the Tantrums – “Out of My League”
18. Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”
19. John Newman – “Love Me Again”
20. John Mayer ft. Katy Perry – “Who You Love”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Team
2. The Monster
3. Demons
4. XO
5. Timber
6. Wrecking Ball
7. Out of My League
8. Love Me Again
9. Pompeii
10. Who You Love
11. Sweater Weather
12. Burn
13. Best Day of My Life
14. Stay the Night
15. Let Her Go
16. Counting Stars
17. Alone Together
18. Love Don’t Die
19. Say Something
20. Come to Me

Community Episode Reviews: 5.1 “Repilot” and 5.2 “Introduction to Teaching”

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“Repilot”
“Francis Ford Repo Man” – so this is the first joke of Dan Harmon Community 2.0.  It’s irrelevant to everything else going on in that scene, and it’s not even a very good pun (unless I’m missing something).  But it works – because it is not lingered upon.  I constantly argued that the major problem with Season 4 wasn’t the What, but the How.  There were plenty of good ideas, but too many of them were not executed well.  This falls to the editing, an area that Dan Harmon-run Community was strong in, and Harmon-less Community so clearly was not.  Last season, shots were cut away from too fast, there were awkward lingering stretches, and overall episodes (and the whole season) just weren’t that well-constructed.  It is immediately clear that that has been rectified, and that makes jokes that aren’t very good actually kind of work.

I have a bone to pick with a few TV critics (but maybe it’s not their fault, because there appears to be some confusion): in some of the pre-show reviews, they said this season was taking place three years later.  I assumed that that meant there was a time jump between the end of Season 4 and the beginning of 5, but that is clearly not the case.  Jeff mentions that the rest of the study group “just” got sprung from Greendale, and last year is referred to as the “gas leak” year.  I guess the “three years after” actually refers to three years after the beginning of the show – but that doesn’t work either, because then it would be four years.  This three-year figure just doesn’t seem to work at all, and I don’t know where it came from.  It does seem like a lot has happened to everybody, more than would be expected over the course of just a few months, but all references to events of Season 4 make it seem fairly recent.  Umm… I guess it’s not that important.

To continue this review on a technical standpoint, this episode was dark – one of the most dimly lit of the series.  It was hard to get comfortable with, but it was on purpose.  The past four seasons have seen these people bettering themselves, but apparently it has not been enough.  Jeff is able to be manipulated by his skeevy former partner, and the study group is still able to be manipulated by Jeff at his most manipulative.  But, there is a sense of righteousness to the destructive decisions everyone is making.  In the pilot, we saw a Jeff Winger making the right choices for the wrong reasons, and in “Repilot,” we see him making the wrong choices for the right reasons – but he ultimately comes around to the right choices for the right reasons thanks to the support group he has cultivated.  When he confronts Dean Pelton about his indecency, what he is so angry about is that the people he cares most about could be so easily taken advantage of.  He does not really want to destroy Greendale; he is just screaming about how unfair it is that he and his friends aren’t succeeding.

It was wise for this season to be a revamping year, not just because last year was a relative disappointment, but also because it is a general rule of thumb that sitcoms need a major shakeup here and there to remain worthwhile as they get older.  With its multiple callbacks to the pilot, “Repilot” made it clear that it was a new beginning but also not as much of a clean break as I thought it was going to be.  Is Greendale like the Lost island in that the study groupers cannot leave it (until they are truly ready)?  Or maybe it is a Möbius strip, in that every exit is also an entrance.  This is all to say, Abed repeating “I see your value now” and Jeff repeating “It’s the coolest” underscored how much this episode did not have the shiny newness of the very first episode.  The repeated lines were said by changed people, though.  So there was a changed tint to it all.  I need help reacting to it because it is a just bit uncanny – so familiar, yet so not the same.

Ultimately, “Repilot” portends greatness to come but struggles with dusting off stray plot points that were left dangling unresolved last season.  It was the right decision to make Season 4 canon, but that led to some awkward moments here.  When Annie asked, straight-faced, “Chang was faking Changnesia?”, was that supposed to be a joke?  And if so, what was the joke?  Anyway, a big Season 4 issue was that, even though it had plenty of great individual moments, it was never clear that the writers knew where they were heading towards.  Right now, I only have a vague sense of where this season is headed, but that is fine because I feel like the creative team has figured out where it is headed.

I also feel compelled to mention the surprise cameos: first off, a recycled J.D. voice-over from Scrubs takes the place of a wrap-up Winger speech, and it was looped in so perfectly that I almost thought Joel McHale was doing a Zach Braff impression.  Also, it added to Troy’s slam on Zach and made that crack funnier retroactively.  Also … Pierce appeared?  While watching, I was thinking, “Okay, sure, Pierce left Greendale, but he can still appear as a hologram.”  It didn’t hit me until later that Chevy Chase – you know, the actor who plays Pierce – had left the show, and thus no appearances should have been expected, and certainly not in the first episode.

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“Introduction to Teaching”
When friends become lovers, the dynamic of the relationship changes in some ways, but my gut instinct tells me that the way they interact stays a great deal the same and that it is a less awkward transition than some movies and TV would have us believe.  Why am I bringing this up while discussing an episode in which no romantic relationship is begun, ended, or really addressed in any way?  Because should Jeff Winger and Annie Edison ever make the transition from friends to lovers, then their interactions with each other should remain as they are in an episode like this one.  This was not a romantic storyline (at least not directly), but I have seen positive reactions to it from everybody – shippers, non-shippers, and neutrals alike.  This is the Annie Edison that so many Community fans fell in love with – the go-getter who admires Jeff Winger but won’t put up with any of his bullshit.  And this is why Jeff is such good friends with Annie: she challenges him when just about everyone else lets him slide by, and he throws those challenges right back at her.  The scene in which Jeff causes Annie to lose an argument with herself is a thing of beauty.  It is a prime example of how they are such a dynamic duo: they constantly criticize each other, but not to put each other down – they are both so right, and they are both doing it because they know the other can be better.  It can hurt a little bit, and they both hurt each other enough to lead to the other storming out of the classroom, but it hurts so good.  So, let me get a little personal with this analysis, and mention that I am rooting for Jeff and Annie to end up together, and this episode affirmed my faith in their relationship, despite the lack of romance (but certainly not lack of chemistry).  Let me be clear that if they do happen, I want formidable Annie to survive.  (And really, friends or more, that’s what Jeff wants, too: that much was clear by his smile when he saw the newspaper in the trophy case for the debate championship, probably my favorite moment of these two episodes.)

As for the rest of the teaching plot, Jonathan Banks is a rare breed among the Greendale faculty as criminology professor Buzz Hickey.  I mean, who’s mean to Leonard?  Sure, everybody makes fun of him, but that’s always after he gets a dig in at them, and he’s never been embarrassed by it.  But Hickey not only wants to humiliate Leonard, he wants there to be no confusion as to his intentions.  I saw some reactions from people who were profoundly disturbed that Leonard was treated so harshly.  And, true, it was a little rough to watch, but it made it clear that Professor Hickey is for real, like him or not.  And then he settled down at the study room table as a member of the student-teacher Save Greendale Alliance, and he fit right in, despite not being like Pierce at all, except for the oldness part.  I suppose he also plays a similar mentor-to-Jeff role, in which he gives good advice mixed with words that should definitely be avoided.  But this is a personality this crew is not used to, and it looks exciting.

As for the B-story, there were plenty of wonderful words of wisdom, as there tends to be with discussions of Nicolas Cage.  Highlights included Shirley hypothesizing that she might also “accidentally win an Oscar” if she were in 70 movies in 30 years and spoke at random volumes, Shirley, again, figuring out that it is Nic Cage’s role in life to work in mysterious ways, and Abed’s explanation of the different kinds of good and bad regarding Robert Downey, Jr., Jim Belushi (man, that guy is still taking a beating), JCVD, and Johnny Depp.  Danny Pudi’s Nic Cage impression was also excellent (especially “I’m a sexy cat”), but I’m not sure this storyline said that much about Nic Cage that the Internet hasn’t already figured out.  Call me crazy (please do), but I think this storyline could have been an entire episode.  It would have had more room to truly be inspired by Cage at his Cagiest.  Like a Nic Cage movie at his best, it could have made no sense and the most sense.

It is always nice to see Kevin Corrigan.  His appearance here certainly was not as memorable as “Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design,” but it didn’t need to be to work.  With his encouragement to just let the craziness play out – but also his warning to be careful – he may just be the best Greendale professor of them all.  With Jeff’s status as a teacher apparently making the faculty a stronger emphasis, it would be nice if we saw Garrity (and others) just hanging out occasionally.

As this new era moves forward, let’s take stock of where these characters are.  Jeff and Abed both look great, but they’ve never had more than minor problems.  Annie looks more promising than she has since Season 2 (and I thought she was pretty damn good in Season 3).  Britta hasn’t done much yet, but her defiance and her overeagerness (which sometimes resembles ditziness) have been harmonized quite nicely.  Shirley hasn’t had a major plot of her own yet, though she did play an interesting key part in the Nic Cage storyline.  Craig not quite fitting into the student world or the teacher world is being intriguingly emphasized.  Most worrisome, though, is Troy, who probably did the least of anybody these two episodes, and will only be appearing in three more!  I won’t get overly worried, though, because there is a strong sense of directionality, so I don’t think the short shrift will be dealt to anyone for too long.

What Won TV? – December 22-December 28, 2013

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – There were multiple exciting NFL games.
Monday – Hollywood Game Night
Tuesday – I caught some of A Christmas Story.
Wednesday – Doctor Who
Thursday – nothing
Friday – nothing
Saturday – nothing

2013: A Year at the Movies

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“Moviegoers will win 2013 by a score of 402 to Zip, but Jeff Malone will be held to under 100.” “The record’s 75.” “WAS.”

(Included with the list of titles are grades, dates, showtimes, theatre locations, and folks I saw the movies with.)

1. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey – B (1/2, 2:30 PM, Regal United Artists Oxford Valley, Langhorne, PA; Kaity Malone)
2. Django Unchained – A- (1/4, 10:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
3. Texas Chainsaw 3D – C+ (1/7, 2:30 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
4. Rise of the Guardians – B- (1/10, 11:40 AM, Oxford Valley; myself)
5. The Impossible – B (1/11, 1:35 PM, AMC Neshaminy, Bensalem, PA; myself)
6. This is 40B- (1/14, 12:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
7. Silver Linings Playbook – A (1/19, 7:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob and Sue Malone)
8. MamaB+ (1/20, 10:45 PM, Oxford Valley; Kylie Howe)
9. The Last Stand – B (1/24, 2:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
10. Zero Dark Thirty – A- (1/27, 12:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob and Sue Malone)
11. The Best of Rifftrax: Plan 9 From Outer Space (1/31, 7:30 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
12. Bullet to the Head – B (2/2, 7:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith)
13. Warm Bodies – A- (2/2, 9:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith)
14. Side Effects – B (2/13, 2:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Rob Malone)
15. Dark Skies – B- (2/22, 1:40 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
16. The Last Exorcism Part II – C- (3/5, 12:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
17. Oz the Great and Powerful – C (3/9, 12:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith, Greg Smith, and Walt Wojcik)
18. The Call – C (3/20, 12:10 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
19. Stoker – B+ (3/25, 1:35 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
20. Spring Breakers – B+ (3/26, 12:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
21. Jack the Giant Slayer – B (3/28, 1:30 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
22. The Host – C+ (4/4, 12:40 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
23. Evil Dead – B (4/6, 3:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Walt Wojcik)
24. GI Joe: Retaliation in 3D – C (4/8, 1:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
25. Olympus Has FallenC- (4/10, 1:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
26. 42 – B (4/13, 7:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob and Sue Malone)
27. Trance – B (4/15, 1:25 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
28. The Lords of Salem – B- (4/23, 1:30 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
29. OblivionB+ (4/24, 1:00 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
30. The Place Beyond the Pines – B- (4/30, 3:55 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone)
31. Pain & Gain – B+ (5/1, 1:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
32. Iron Man 3 – B+ (5/5, 3:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob Malone and Walt Wojcik)
33. The CroodsC (5/8, 12:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
34. Star Trek Into DarknessB+ (5/18, 8:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob, Sue, and Kaity Malone)
35. The Great Gatsby in 3D – C+ (5/19, 4:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone)
36. Fast & Furious 6 – B (5/24, 4:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Walt Wojcik)
37. The Hangover Part III – B- (5/24, 8:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Walt Wojcik)
38. Now You See Me – B (6/4, 4:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone)
39. Mud – B (6/5, 1:30 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
40. The Internship – C (6/9, 7:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone)
41. The Purge – B- (6/10, 11:40 AM, Oxford Valley; myself)
42. Man of Steel – B- (6/14, 3:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Walt Wojcik)
43. This is the End – B+ (6/14, 8:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Walt Wojcik)
44. The East – B+ (6/20, 1:45 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
45. Monsters University in 3D – B+ (6/22, 9:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff and Greg Smith)
46. The Bling Ring – B+ (6/25, 2:40 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
47. World War Z – B (6/28, 7:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith and Walt Wojcik)
48. The HeatC+ (7/8, 10:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone)
49. Despicable Me 2 in 3D – B (7/13, 10:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
50. Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain – B- (7/15, 2:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
51. White House Down – B (7/16, 12:30 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
52. The Conjuring – A (7/20, 10:30 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
53. Girl Most Likely – B- (7/21, 1:50 PM, Neshaminy; Kaity Malone)
54. R.I.P.D.C- (7/22, 7:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith)
55. The To-Do ListB- (7/27, 8:10 PM, AMC Hamilton, Hamilton, NJ; Jeff Smith)
56. Fruitvale StationA- (7/29, 12:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
57. Pacific RimB (7/29, 10:25 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
58. The Way, Way Back – B+ (8/1, 1:10 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
59. We’re the Millers – B- (8/12, 8:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone)
60. Rifftrax Live: Starship Troopers (8/15, 8:00 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
61. Lee Daniels’ The ButlerB (8/16, 4:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Claire Dansbury)
62. The Spectacular NowB+ (8/18, 10:15 PM, AMC Loews 19th Street East, New York, NY; myself)
63. In a World…B (8/22, 9:45 PM, Landmark Sunshine, New York, NY; myself)
64. The World’s EndA- (8/23, 2:50 PM, Regal Union Square, New York, NY; Rob Malone and Andrew Parrish)
65. You’re NextA (8/24, 3:20 PM, Union Square; myself)
66. Short Term 12B+ (8/28, 2:15 PM, Landmark Sunshine; myself)
67. The Frozen GroundC+ (8/29, 1:00 PM, City Cinemas Village East, New York, NY; myself)
68. Blue JasmineB+ (8/31, 6:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Claire Dansbury and Pat Dansbury)
69. ElysiumC+ (9/1, 7:10 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
70. The Room (9/7, 12:00 AM, Landmark Sunshine; myself)
71. RiddickC+ (9/7, 6:00 PM, Union Square; Rob Malone)
72. The WolverineB (9/11, 12:20 PM, Union Square; myself)
73. Insidious: Chapter 2B- (9/14, 9:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Dave Coyle and Walt Wojcik)
74. The FamilyC (9/18, 1:20 PM, Regal E-Walk, New York, NY; myself)
75. RushB+ (9/21, 11:00 AM, Union Square; Rob Malone)
76. PrisonersA- (9/25, 7:20 PM, E-Walk; Michael Alden, CJ Hanekamp, Johanne Jespersen, and Laura Jespersen)
77. Don JonB (9/27, 8:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Rob Malone and Dan Dickerson)
78. Gravity in RPX 3D – B+ (10/5, 7:50 PM, E-Walk; Aaron Doughty, CJ Hanekamp, Laura Jespersen, Chad Phillips, and Sheila Hoang)
79. Captain Phillips – A- (10/11, 10:10 PM, Union Square; Rob Malone, Chad Phillips, and Sheila Hoang)
80. All the Boys Love Mandy LaneC- (10/14, 9:15 PM, Angelika Film Center, New York, NY; myself)
81. 12 Years a SlaveA (10/21, 12:50 PM, Union Square; Rob Malone)
82. Escape Plan – C+ (10/23, 7:00 PM, E-Walk; Rob Malone)
83. The CounselorC (10/25, 9:10 PM, Union Square; Rob Malone)
84. Machete KillsB- (11/5, 10:30 PM, AMC Empire, New York, NY; Laura Jespersen)
85. Jackass Presents: Bad GrandpaB (11/10, 8:40 PM, E-Walk; Kasper Hansen and Laura Jespersen)
86. Blue is the Warmest ColorA- (11/12, 8:15 PM, BAM Rose Cinemas, Brooklyn, NY; Charles Mallison and Anya Prokhorkina)
87. NebraskaA- (11/20, 7:50 PM, Lincoln Plaza Cinemas, New York, NY; myself)
88. Thor: The Dark World – B- (11/23, 9:45 PM, Union Square; myself)
89. The Hunger Games: Catching FireA- (11/29, 5:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob Malone, Sue Malone, Rob Malone, and Kaity Malone)
90. Philomena – A- (12/1, 1:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Claire Dansbury and Pat Dansbury)
91. OldboyB (12/2, 2:20 PM, Union Square; Rob Malone)
92. Inside Llewyn Davis – B (12/9, 2:00 PM, Union Square; Rob Malone)
93. American Hustle – A (12/16, 4:00 PM, E-Walk; CJ Hanekamp and Anya Prokhorkina; also 12/26, 7:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Rob Malone, Kaity Malone, and Becca Mutek)
94. The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug – B- (12/18, 7:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Walt Wojcik)
95. Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues – B+ (12/21, 2:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone and Hannah Plumridge)
96. Saving Mr. Banks – B (12/27, 12:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Claire Dansbury and Pat Dansbury)
97. 47 RoninC+ (12/29, 1:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith and Walt Wojcik)

Fuse Top 40 of 2013

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Look, FUSE is weird.  But, hey, that’s one of the reasons I watch it.  If you’re going to be insane like me and regularly watch more than one music countdown show, then it helps if at least one of them is a little weird.  So it’s no surprise that a lot of the song placements on this list are incomprehensible.  I’m pretty sure a few of them never once appeared on the top 20 countdown at all this year.  But whatever.  I’m still going to post the results, followed by my ordering of my personal particular estimation of the quality of these songs.

Original Version
1. Katy Perry – “Roar”
2. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
3. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”
4. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Ray Dalton – “Can’t Hold Us”
5. Justin Timberlake ft. Jay-Z – “Suit & Tie”
6. Eminem – “Berzerk”
7. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
8. Bruno Mars – “Treasure”
9. Rihanna ft. Mikky Ekko – “Stay”
10. Lorde – “Royals”
11. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
12. Ed Sheeran – “Lego House”
13. Kendrick Lamar – “Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe”
14. Fall Out Boy – “My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)”
15. Paramore – “Still Into You”
16. Britney Spears – “Work Bitch”
17. Chris Brown – “Fine China”
18. Demi Lovato – “Heart Attack”
19. Lady GaGa – “Applause”
20. Justin Bieber ft. Nicki Minaj – “Beauty and a Beat”
21. Kanye West – “BLKKK SKKKN HEAD”
22. Avicii ft. Aloe Blacc – “Wake Me Up”
23. Ciara – “Body Party”
24. Drake ft. Majid Jordan – “Hold On, We’re Going Home”
25. Selena Gomez – “Come and Get It”
26. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “I Need Your Love”
27. will.i.am ft. Justin Bieber – “#thatPOWER”
28. A$AP Rocky ft. Drake, 2 Chainz, and Kendrick Lamar – “F***in’ Problems”
29. Icona Pop – “I Love It”
30. Zedd ft. Foxes – “Clarity”
31. J. Cole ft. Miguel – “Power Trip”
32. Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble”
33. P!nk ft. Nate Ruess – “Just Give Me a Reason”
34. Capital Cities – “Safe and Sound”
35. Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”
36. 2 Chainz ft. Pharrell – “Feds Watching”
37. One Direction – “Best Song Ever”
38. Miguel ft. Kendrick Lamar – “How Many Drinks”
39. Ace Hood ft. Future and Rick Ross – “Bugatti”
40. fun. – “Carry On”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. We Can’t Stop
2. Wake Me Up
3. Royals
4. Clarity
5. BLKKK SKKKN HEAD
6. I Love It
7. Radioactive
8. Work Bitch
9. Blurred Lines
10. Stay
11. Come and Get It
12. F***in’ Problems
13. Berzerk
14. I Need Your Love
15. Suit & Tie
16. Heart Attack
17. Hold On, We’re Going Home
18. Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe
19. My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)
20. Power Trip
21. Safe and Sound
22. I Knew You Were Trouble
23. Can’t Hold Us
24. Just Give Me a Reason
25. Carry On
26. Applause
27. Roar
28. Still Into You
29. Body Party
30. Bugatti
31. Love Somebody
32. The Other Side
33. Treasure
34. Feds Watching
35. How Many Drinks?
36. Beauty and a Beat
37. Best Song Ever
38. #thatPOWER
39. Fine China
40. Lego House

SNL Video Recap December 21, 2013: Jimmy Fallon/Justin Timberlake

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What Won TV? – December 15-December 21, 2013

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Bob’s Burgers in a Duel.
Monday – Rick and Morty
Tuesday – Awkward. ends Season 3 on a strong note.
Wednesday – Key & Peele
Thursday – Jeopardy!
Friday – Santa gives us an early Christmas present with the Comedy Bang! Bang! season finale.
Saturday – The “Twin Bed” sketch from SNL.

SNL Recap December 21, 2013: Jimmy Fallon/Justin Timberlake

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Wrappinville
I’m fine that we’re seeing JT again in less than a year, but not so much that we’re seeing another -ville sketch again so soon. I would have been fine with it if this edition were really good, but it wasn’t so much.  I had trouble making out all the lyrics.  Although maybe that was because I was tired. B-

Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue
Oh boy, here comes another musical monologue.  At least Jimmy is up to the task.  I liked the concept, but I think I would have preferred it if Jimmy had kept going on with his impressions in an increasingly difficult manner.  It was fine that Paul showed up, I suppose, but I think it would have worked better if that appearance had come later. B

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