
The podcasters are enjoying this new show. (CREDIT: Raymond Liu/Disney)
Mostly an assessment of the Fall 2024 TV slate.
Jeff "Jmunney" Malone's Self-Styled "Expert" Thoughts on Movies, TV, Music, and the Rest of Pop Culture
October 27, 2024
Podcasts, That's Auntertainment Agatha All Along, Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity?, Brilliant Minds, Fall TV, Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage, Happy's Place, High Potential, Matlock, Murder in a Small Town, Podcasts, Poppa's House, Rescue: HI-Surf, Scrabble, St. Denis Medical, That's Auntertainment, Trivial Pursuit, What's Jeff Watching? Leave a comment

The podcasters are enjoying this new show. (CREDIT: Raymond Liu/Disney)
Mostly an assessment of the Fall 2024 TV slate.
October 23, 2024
Cinema, Movie Reviews Alanna Ubach, Andy Serkis, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Clark Backo, Cristo Fernández, Juno Temple, Kelly Marcel, Peggy Lu, Rhys Ifans, Stephen Graham, Tom Hardy, Venom, Venom: The Last Dance Leave a comment

Eddie and Venom horsin’ around. (CREDIT: Sony Pictures)
Starring: Tom Hardy, Juno Temple, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Rhys Ifans, Peggy Lu, Alanna Ubach, Stephen Graham, Andy Serkis, Clark Backo, Cristo Fernandez
Director: Kelly Marcel
Running Time: 110 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Aliens Eating Humans and a Couple of F-Bombs
Release Date: October 25, 2024 (Theater)
What’s It About?: Eddie Brock (Tom Hardy) and his alien symbiote soulmate have been laying low after their last Venom-ous adventure. But then it turns out that Eddie’s one of the most wanted men in America (or at least the Bay Area), and also some guy named Knull (Andy Serkis) who’s the master of all symbiotes is on an intergalactic trek to regain control of Venom and his ilk. So they head out for safer pastures, eventually making their way to Nevada, where they converge with a group of science and military types looking to exploit symbiote technology for their own purposes, as well as Knull’s beastly minions and an extraterrestrial-obsessed family excited about the recent declassification of Area 51.
What Made an Impression?: Science vs. Soldiers vs. Power vs. True Love: At the core of the Venom film trilogy is the unlikely, occasionally destructive, but ultimately mutually beneficial relationship between a broken man and a needy extraterrestrial creature. The Last Dance theoretically could just be about Eddie Brock walking across the desert while talking to the chaotic being living inside him, but their interpersonal tension has mostly been resolved over the course of the two films. So instead there are a few external conflicts that criss-cross with each other, though they all struggle to get their narrative fill. Juno Temple plays Dr. Teddy Payne, the Avatar of Science who wants to keep dangerous aliens alive for the sake of science; while Chiwetel Ejiofor plays Rex Strickland, the Symbol of Law & Order who wants to arrest Eddie and keeps yelling at Dr. Payne about all the men he keeps losing in the line of duty. Meanwhile, Rhys Ifans is the UFO-loving, Hippie Wild Card who throws a kumbaya wrench into the whole proceedings. Ultimately, all of these opposing factions eventually realize that they need to team up to defeat the power-mad Knull, which results in a kinetically conclusive set piece, though the characterization that gets us to that point is a little thin and petty.
Aliens Are Always Bugging Out: How long has it been since insects have become the go-to design inspiration for big screen extraterrestrials? The xenomorphs of Alien are perhaps the proto-example, While the bugs of Starship Troopers were obviously a big deal in 1997. But it’s probably only been in the past decade or so that it’s become frustratingly de rigueur. The Last Dance continues this trend in the form of the creatures that are hunting down Venom and the other symbiotes, although there are some hints of creativity trying to break out. They’re basically giant, apparently indestructible, pointy-legged arachnids that can shoot out supersonic bursts (a weakness of the symbiotes). It sounds like it could be kind of cool in theory, but in practice, it’s just a chaotic swarm of fiery bursts and barely coherent screaming. And that’s The Last Dance in microcosm: there’s genuine personality scattered about, but it’s stuck in an inelegant mess. The desire to have fun is there, but it can’t quite hit it into overdrive.
Venom: The Last Dance is Recommended If You: Keep Your Own Personal Index of Every Single Marvel Comics Symbiote
Grade: 2 out of 5 Codices
October 22, 2024
Cinema, Movie Reviews Brian F. O'Bryne, Carlos Diehz, Conclave, Edward Berger, Isabella Rossellini, Jacek Koman, John Lithgow, Loris Loddi, Lucian Msamati, Merab Ninidze, Ralph Fiennes, Sergio Castellitto, Stanley Tucci, Thomas Loibl 2 Comments

Looking for a Pope (CREDIT: Focus Features. © 2024 All Rights Reserved.)
Starring: Ralph Fiennes, Stanley Tucci, John Lithgow, Sergio Castellitto, Isabella Rossellini, Lucian Msamati, Carlos Diehz, Brian F. O’Bryne, Merab Ninidze, Thomas Loibl, Jacek Koman, Loris Loddi
Director: Edward Berger
Running Time: 120 Minutes
Rating: PG for Some Smoking
Release Date: October 25, 2024 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: When it’s time for the Catholic Church to pick a new pope, the process is performed in secret by the highest-ranking members of the church hierarchy. Conclave doesn’t have any real footage to lift that veil, but it is bold enough to wonder: what if that deliberation went a little something… like this? Leading the titular conclave is Cardinal Thomas Lawrence (Ralph Fiennes), who quickly finds himself wrangling diametrically opposed ideological factions and navigating a series of scandalous secrets that the deceased pontiff was apparently trying to uncover. Meanwhile, as the votes to elect the new pope fail to meet the majority thresholds, various contenders emerge and fall, potentially leading the church onto a path it has never trod before.
What Made an Impression?: Where Does the Church Go From Here?: As a born-and-bred, still-practicing Catholic, I appreciated immediately that Conclave understands how the Church membership is far from a monolith. That’s represented in microcosm by the cardinals, with the liberal wing represented by Lawrence, Stanley Tucci’s Cardinale Bellini, and John Lithgow’s Cardinal Tremblay; and the conservative flank led by Sergio Castellito’s Cardinal Tedesco. It definitely seems that Peter Straughan’s script (based on the novel of the same name by Robert Harris) is more sympathetic to the progressive side, but it’s clear that whomever is elected will be leading a worldwide congregation filled with various, difficult-to-reconcile ideas about how the church should exist in the 21st century. Efforts to bridge the gap within the conclave are not exactly satisfying; for one thing, the progressives consider compromising by supporting the most popular African cardinal (Lucian Msamati), but he’s even more socially conservative than Tedesco. Furthermore, it’s made consistently clear that none of these men are infallible, despite the immaculate position they’re in the running for. A passion for justice and unity does not shield one from the temptations of power, after all.
A Sin to Fear Above All Others: If you’re a fan of deeply experienced thespians talking about big ideas that could possibly change the course of history, then Conclave has you covered as much as its cast list would suggest. Even if the final vote had been dramatically inert, this movie still would have had its pleasures. But the conclusion is not dramatically inert. Far from it, in fact, thanks to some admirable philosophical convictions (as well as a revelatory performance from Carlos Diehz, an actor I’ve never heard of before with a very thin IMDb). If there’s one thing that this movie comes out unmistakably against, it is Certainty. Indeed, in a tradition that places supremely high value on mystery and faith, certainty is not only foolish, but dangerous. And I would argue that you don’t have to be religious to understand that healthy skepticism is preferable to being absolutely sure about absolutely everything. In that vein, if you can keep an open mind, there’s plenty to appreciate, and maybe even love, about the mysterious wonders of Conclave.
Conclave is Recommended If You Like: The Second Vatican Council
Grade: 4 out of 5 Cardinals
October 20, 2024
Saturday Night Live, SNL Weekly Recaps, Television Billie Eilish, Michael Keaton, Saturday Night Live, Saturday Night Live Season 50, SNL, SNL Season 50 Leave a comment

A screenshot for the promo of this episode (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)
Jeff “jmunney” Malone watches every new episode of Saturday Night Live and then reviews all the sketches and segments according to a “wacky” theme.
Hellooooo, my SNL family! Well, it’s time to talk about the October 19, 2024 episode of this here sketch comedy program that we all love to laugh at. The guest lineup, in case you weren’t paying attention, consisted of Michael Keaton and Billie Eilish. Interestingly enough, this was both his fourth time as host AND her fourth time as musical guest. But there was much more time elapsed in his case, as he first stopped by in 1982, while she made her Studio 8H debut in 2019.
As for my reviewing style this week, I’m going to stick with a classic, as I transcribe the notes I wrote in my notebook while watching the episode.
October 19, 2024
Cinema, Movie Reviews Alexa Blair Robertson, Antonella Rose, Bryce Johnson, Damien Leone, David Howard Thornton, Elliott Fullam, Lauren LaVera, Margaret Anne Florence, Mason Mecartea, Samantha Scaffidi, Terrifier, Terrifier 3 Leave a comment

Art-ful Horror (CREDIT: Cineverse/Screenshot)
Starring: David Howard Thornton, Lauren LaVera, Elliott Fullam, Samantha Scaffidi, Margaret Anne Florence, Bryce Johnson, Antonella Rose, Mason Mecartea, Alexa Blair Robertson
Director: Damien Leone
Running Time: 125 Minutes
Rating: Unrated
Release Date: October 11, 2024 (Theaters)
David Howard Thornton is a really great mime…
And that’s the entirety of my Terrifier 3 review!!!
Grade: 33 Clown Gags out of 55 Interdimensional Terrors
October 18, 2024
Cinema, Entertainment To-Do List, Music, Television 2024 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony, Anora, Fate & Alcohol, Goodrich, Happy's Place, Heavy Lifting, Japandroids, Jennifer Hudson, Kylie Minogue, MC5, Poppa's House, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony, Slipping Away, Smile 2, Tension II, The Gift of Love, Tim Heidecker, What We Do in the Shadows, Woman of the Hour Leave a comment

Keepin’ it poppin’ (CREDIT: CBS/Screenshot)
Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.
Movies
–Anora (Theaters)
–Goodrich (Theaters)
–Smile 2 (Theaters)
–Woman of the Hour (October 18 on Netflix) – Anna Kendrick’s directorial debut.
TV
–Happy’s Place Series Premiere (October 18 on NBC) – It’ssssssssssssssss Reba!
-2024 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony (October 19 on Disney+) – An edited version of this event will also just so happen to air on ABC later this year.
–Poppa’s House Series Premiere (October 21 on CBS) – Starring Wayans Sr. and Jr.
–What We Do in the Shadows Season 6 Premiere (October 21 on FX) – Final Season Alert!
Music
-Tim Heidecker, Slipping Away
-Jennifer Hudson, The Gift of Love
-Japandroids, Fate & Alcohol
-MC5, Heavy Lifting
-Kylie Minogue, Tension II
October 17, 2024
Cinema, Movie Reviews Andie MacDowell, Carmen Ejogo, Danny Deferrari, Goodrich, Hallie Meyers-Shyer, Jacob Kopera, Kevin Pollak, Laura Benanti, Michael Keaton, Michael Urie, Mila Kunis, Nico Hiraga, Poorna Jagannathan, Vivien Lyra Blair 1 Comment

Good ‘n’ Rich (CREDIT: Ketchup Entertainment)
Starring: Michael Keaton, Mila Kunis, Carmen Ejogo, Michael Urie, Kevin Pollak, Vivien Lyra Blair, Jacob Kopera, Nico Hiraga, Danny Deferrari, Laura Benanti, Andie MacDowell, Poorna Jagannathan
Director: Hallie Meyers-Shyer
Running Time: 111 Minutes
Rating: R for Gently Explicit Profanity
Release Date: October 18, 2024 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Andy Goodrich (Michael Keaton) wakes up one day to discover that his wife (Laura Benanti) is in rehab and that she’s leaving him. And he simply cannot believe it! He had absolutely no idea that she was struggling with prescription pills, and he didn’t pick up on any signs that he was drifting apart. So he uses this moment as a wake-up call to be a more mindful father to his nine-year-old twins Billie (Vivien Lyra Blair) and Mose (Jacob Kopera), as well as his pregnant adult daughter Grace (Mila Kunis). Meanwhile, he’s also trying to keep his struggling art gallery afloat by convincing the jazz musician daughter (Carmen Ejogo) of a recently deceased artist to let him exhibit her mom’s works.
What Made an Impression?: Is He a Bad Dad?: Writer-director Hallie Meyers-Shyer needs us to take a lot on faith in the setup of her second feature (after 2017’s Home Again). Because here’s the deal: based on what we actually see of him, Goodrich is a pretty dutiful dad. It’s reasonable to infer that he wasn’t always this attentive, as Blair, Kopera, and Kunis’s performances are weighed down by years and years of frustration. But even the picture that they paint doesn’t sound all that bad. Sure, he often works late and is kind of clueless, but he’s clearly making an effort to be available to the people who are important to him. You can’t tell me that he figured all that out in one day! But putting that straining of credulity aside, Meyers-Shyer has not bungled into a formula for disaster. Far from it, in fact. It’s a pleasure to watch Keaton play a guy who takes the extra step to do the right thing, especially when that entails obliviously but enthusiastically attending a feminist-themed performance space.
The Kids Are All Right: One of the reasons that Andy doesn’t struggle to be a better dad is undoubtedly because his kids are just a delight to hang out with. Billie sets the tone early on when she announces, “If you don’t want me to talk like I’m from L.A., don’t raise me in L.A.” If that line sounds too precociously showbiz-y for you, then why are you even watching this movie? Honestly, a good chunk of the script is catnip for anyone who’s ever worked as an entertainment journalism professional. At one point, someone even declares, “You’re the Senior Entertainment Writer!” Maybe I’m making this sound a bit too niche for a general audience, but let me amend by saying that I suspect that its charms are fairly accessible. It’s grounded by the story of a family of intuitive folks who like to hash things out with each other through vulnerable conversations, and that’s pretty relatable and engaging.
Goodrich is Recommended If You Like: One-Season SNL Cast Members, Wacky open-mindedness regarding sexual orientation, Classic Michael Urie Neuroticism
Grade: 3 out of 5 Galleries
October 15, 2024
Cinema, Movie Reviews Bill Smitrovich, Brendan Gleeson, Catherine Keener, Harry Lawtey, Jacob Lofland, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Joker: Folie á Deux, Ken Leung, Lady GaGa, Leigh Gill, Sharon Washington, Steve Coogan, Todd Phillips, Zazie Beetz Leave a comment

What a joke! (CREDIT: Warner Bros. Pictures/Screenshot)
Starring: Joaquin Phoenix, Lady Gaga, Brendan Gleeson, Catherine Keener, Harry Lawtey, Bill Smitrovich, Zazie Beetz, Steve Coogan, Leigh Gill, Ken Leung, Jacob Lofland, Sharon Washington
Director: Todd Phillips
Running Time: 138 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: October 4, 2024 (Theaters)
Whenever they weren’t singing in Joker: Folie à Deux, I thought, “Why aren’t they singing?” And even when they were singing in Joker: Folie à Deux, I often thought, “Why aren’t they singing… more?” Occasionally, they were putting the right amount of emphasis on the Crooning & Hoofing.
The cartoon at the beginning was pretty good. Maybe they should’ve just done that the whole way through. Or if the animation just had to be a one-off lark, perhaps they could’ve at least behaved cartoonishly.
It was all so dour.
Grade: 77 Jokes out of 0 Punchlines