Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 1/8/13

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I don’t think “Little Talks” had a bump in popularity commensurate with a return to the countdown, but I’m happy to have it back.

Original Version
1. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
2. Taylor Swift – “I knew Your Were Trouble”
3. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
4. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Scream & Shout”
5. Rihanna – “Diamonds”
6. Justin Bieber ft. Nicki Minaj – “Beauty and a Beat”
7. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
8. Ke$ha – “Die Young”
9. Psy – “Gangnam Style”
10. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Wanz – “Thrift Shop”
11. P!nk – “Try”
12. Flo Rida – “I Cry”
13. Swedish House Mafia – “Don’t Your Worry Child”
14. A$AP Rocky ft. Drake, 2 Chainz, and Kendrick Lamar – “F**kin’ Problems”
15. fun. – “Some Nights”
16. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
17. Of Monsters and Men – “Little Talks”
18. Ellie Goulding – “Anything Could Happen”
19. Maroon 5 – “One More Night”
20. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”

Jmunney’s Revisions
1. Little Talks
2. Anything Could Happen
3. Die Young
4. Locked Out of Heaven
5. Diamonds
6. Try
7. Gangnam Style
8. Home
9. I Cry
10. Ho Hey
11. It’s Time
12. I Knew You Were Trouble
13. Some Nights
14. Thrift Shop
15. F**king’ Problems
16. Scream & Shout
17. Don’t You Worry Child
18. Don’t Stop the Party
19. Beauty and a Beat
20. One More Night

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 1/5/13

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What happened to Ke$ha? (And Alex Clare? And Ellie Goulding?)

Original Version
1. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
2. Kelly Clarkson – “Catch My Breath”
3. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
4. P!nk – “Try”
5. OneRepublic – “Feel Again”
6. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
7. Rihanna – “Diamonds”
8. Flo Rida – “I Cry”
9. The Script ft. will.i.am – “Hall of Fame”
10. Hunter Hayes – “Wanted”
11. Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble”
12. Mumford & Sons – “I Will Wait”
13. Alicia Keys – “Girl on Fire”
14. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Scream & Shout”
15. Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch – “Sweet Nothing”
16. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”
17. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Stars”
18. Lifehouse ft. Natasha Bedingfield – “Between the Raindrops”
19. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
20. Matchbox Twenty – “Overjoyed”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Locked Out of Heaven
2. Girl on Fire
3. Diamonds
4. Try
5. It’s Time
6. Sweet Nothing
7. Home
8. I Cry
9. Ho Hey
10. I Knew You Were Trouble
11. I Will Wait
12. Wanted
13. Scream & Shout
14. Stars
15. Feel Again
16. Don’t Stop the Party
17. Catch My Breath
18. Overjoyed
19. Between the Raindrops
20. Hall of Fame

The Best Episodes of Television of 2012

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I posted my top 30 television series of 2012 yesterday, and now here are the 46 best episodes of the year.  (Why 47?  Because that was roughly the number of episodes that happened to be worthy of at least an A-.)  They are basically in order, with the best episode at the top:

Community – “Virtual Systems Analysis”
Community – “Pillows and Blankets”
Girls – “Vagina Panic”
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – “The Gang Gets Analyzed”
Suburgatory – “The Wishbone”
Bob’s Burgers – “An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal”
Archer – “The Limited”
30 Rock – “Leap Day”
Community – “Digital Estate Planning”
Happy Endings – “Big White Lies”
Bob’s Burgers – “Bad Tina”
Awake – “Pilot”
Awake – “That’s Not My Penguin”
Saturday Night Live – “Zooey Deschanel/Karmin”
Louie – “Miami”
Key & Peele – “Season 1, Episode 1”
Raising Hope – “Jimmy’s Fake Girlfriend”
Louie – “Late Show Part 2”
Fringe – “Welcome to Westfield”
Parks and Recreation – “The Debate”
Community – “Origins of Vampire Mythology”
Suburgatory – “Down Time”
Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23 – “Love and Monsters…”
Saturday Night Live – “Seth MacFarlane/Frank Ocean”
Happy Endings – “More Like Stanksgiving”
Girls – “Welcome to Bushwick a.k.a. the Crackcident”
Happy Endings – “Boys II Menorah”
Comedy Bang! Bang! – “Elizabeth Banks Wears a Red Dress”
Community – “Digital Exploration of Interior Design”
Community – “Curriculum Unavailable”
Community – “Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts”
NTSF:SD:SUV – “16 Hop Street”
Portlandia – “Brunch Village”
Portlandia – “Cat Nap”
Parks and Recreation – “Win, Lose, or Draw”
Bob’s Burgers – “Moody Foodie”
30 Rock – “Stride of Pride”
Bob’s Burgers – “Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks”
Childrens Hospital – “The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo”
New Girl – “Menzies”
Archer – “Lo Scandalo”
Community – “Basic Lupine Urology”
Family Guy – “Yug Ylimaf”
Parenthood – “There’s Something I Need to Tell You”
Suburgatory – “Krampus”
Childrens Hospital – “Chief’s Origin”
Childrens Hospital – “Eulogy”

Preliminary Best Films of 2012 List

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Unlike in past years, I have started planning my best movies of the year list early.  However, like past years, I still haven’t seen every movie that I think may have a chance to crack my top ten by January 1st.  So, my complete list is not ready today, but since I am prepared, I thought I would share with you how my top 10 is shaping up thus far:

1. Cabin the Woods
2. Looper
3. Flight
4. Ruby Sparks
5. The Perks of Being a Wallflower
6. The Hunger Games
7. Safety Not Guaranteed
8. The Dark Knight Rises
9. Chronicle
10. Haywire

The 30 Best Television Series of 2012

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There is a vast amount of great television on the airwaves today.  I watch a lot (though not all) of it.  Here is the best of what I watched regularly in 2012:

1. Community
2. Bob’s Burgers
3. Girls
4. Happy Endings
5. Archer
6. Louie
7. Billy on the Street
8. 30 Rock
9. Parks & Recreation
10. Suburgatory
11. Key & Peele
12. The Daily Show
13. Fringe
14. Parenthood
15. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
16. Portlandia
17. Comedy Bang! Bang!
18. Saturday Night Live
19. Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23
20. NTSF:SD:SUV
21. Childrens Hospital
22. Awake
23. Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell
24. The Middle
25. New Girl
26. American Dad!
27. Conan
28. Ben and Kate
29. Jeopardy!
30. American Horror Story

Honorable Mentions (Shows That I Hear Are Good, But Didn’t Watch in 2012, But Just Might Watch in 2013): Adventure Time, Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Game of Thrones, The Good Wife, Gravity Falls, Homeland, Justified, Mad Men, Regular Show, Sons of Anarchy, The Vampire Diaries, Veep

The Funniest Thing I Saw in 2012

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Here’s the funniest thing I saw in 2012 (also the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while):

2012: A Year at the Movies

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2012 was the first year since I’ve been keeping track of my moviegoing that I did not set a new record, as I fell a few short of last year’s 75.  70 seems to be the new benchmark that I have got to be hitting each year, so I at least managed that.   As usual, included with the list of titles are grades, dates, showtimes, theatre locations, and folks I saw the movies with.

1. Sherlock Holmes: A Game of ShadowsB- (1/14, 7:40 PM, AMC Hamilton, Hamilton, NJ; Laura Janousek)
2. Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol in IMAX – A- (1/19, 1:35 PM, AMC Neshaminy, Bensalem, PA; myself)
3. The Girl with the Dragon TattooB+ (1/24, 1:15 PM, Regal United Artists Oxford Valley, Langhorne, PA; myself)
4. The ArtistB+ (1/25, 1:30 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
5. HaywireA- (1/28, 7:45 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith)
6. Pina in 3D – B (1/30, 1:05 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
7. A Dangerous MethodB+ (1/31, 12:10 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
8. One for the MoneyC+ (2/3, 2:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob and Sue Malone)
9. The Woman in BlackB- (2/27, 2:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
10. ChronicleA- (2/28, 1:35 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
11. John Carter in 3D – B- (3/11, 1:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob Malone)
12. WanderlustB+ (3/14, 1:15 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
13. Jeff, Who Lives at HomeB+ (3/20, 1:15 PM, Hamilton; myself)
14. Seeking JusticeB- (3/21, 1:20 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
15. The Hunger GamesA- (3/23, 1:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
16. 21 Jump St.B+ (3/23, 10:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Dave Coyle, Jason Tkach, Walter Wojcik)
17. Friends with KidsC+ (3/28, 1:05 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
18. Wrath of the TitansD+ (3/30, 10:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Jason Tkach)
19. Casa de mi PadreB (4/3, 12:00 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
20. The Cabin in the WoodsA (4/13, 8:00 PM, Regal Plymouth Meeting, Conshohocken, PA; Jason Tkach; also 4/21, 8:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith and Walter Wojcik)
21. LockoutB- (5/1, 2:25 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
22. Marvel’s The Avengers in 3D – B+ (5/4, 9;20 PM, Oxford Valley; Jason Tkach and Walter Wojcik)
23. The Five-Year EngagementB (5/6, 7:25 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone)
24. The DictatorB (5/29, 1:10 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
25. Men in Black 3 in 3D – B (6/1, 10:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Jason Tkach)
26. That’s My BoyB- (6/15, 10:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
27. Prometheus in 3D – B (6/20, 12:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
28. Something From Nothing: The Art of RapB (6/21, 1:30 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
29. Safety Not Guaranteed A- (6/24, 7:40 PM, Neshaminy; Kaity Malone)
30. Moonrise Kingdom – A- (6/29, 7:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone)
31. Rock of AgesC+ (7/2, 12:10 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
32. TedB- (7/2, 7:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith and Walter Wojcik)
33. The Amazing Spider-ManB (7/6, 3:45 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob Malone, Sue Malone, Kaity Malone, and Anne Cree)
34. To Rome with LoveB- (7/13, 7:15 PM, Neshaminy; Kaity Malone)
35. Katy Perry: Part of Me in 3D – B+ (7/16, 1:15 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
36. Magic MikeB+ (7/18, 1:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
37. The Dark Knight RisesA- (7/23, 7:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob Malone, Kaity Malone, Anne Cree, and Becca Mutek; also in IMAX, 9/6, 12:30 PM, Regal United Artists King of Prussia, King of Prussia, PA; myself)
38. SavagesC+ (7/25, 1:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
39. Total RecallC- (8/9, 7:40 PM, Regal Manahawkin; Martin Malone, Jane Malone, Beth Woods, Rory Woods, Wesley Woods, and Riley Woods)
40. Ruby SparksA- (8/13, 7:50 PM, Hamilton; Kaity Malone and Becca Mutek)
41. Hope SpringsB+ (8/14, 1:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Claire Dansbury and Grace Stanford)
42. Rifftrax Live: Manos: The Hands of Fate (8/16, 8:00 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
43. Brave – B (8/21, 11:50 AM, Oxford Valley; myself)
44. The Expendables 2 – B- (8/31, 7:55 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith)
45. Beasts of the Southern Wild – B+ (9/4, 11:45 AM, Hamilton; myself)
46. The Campaign – B- (9/7, 2:40 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
47. Celeste & Jesse Forever – B (9/11, 1:45 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
48. The Possession – C+ (9/17, 2:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
49. Robot & Frank – B+ (9/18, 11:35  AM, Neshaminy; myself)
50. House at the End of the StreetC (9/25, 2:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
51. End of Watch B+ (9/26, 1:40 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
52. LooperA (9/28, 1:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Rob Malone)
53. The Master – B+ (9/29, 7:15 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob and Sue Malone)
54. Trouble with the Curve – C+ (10/2, 1:05 PM, Oxford Valley; Claire Dansbury and Grace Stanford)
55. Pitch Perfect – B (10/8, 2:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
56. Argo – A- (10/13, 7:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob and Sue Malone)
57. Seven Psychopaths – B+ (10/15, 1:40 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
58. Sinister – B+ (10/17, 2:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
59. Rifftrax Live: Birdemic (10/25, 8:00 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
60. Paranormal Activity 4 – C (10/31, 2:00 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
61. Flight – A (11/4, 1:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob Malone, Sue Malone, Claire Dansbury, and Grace Stanford)
62. Cloud Atlas – B+ (11/13, 12:40 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
63. The Perks of Being a Wallflower – A- (11/15, 12:15 PM, Hamilton; myself)
64. Wreck-It Ralph – A- (11/26, 12:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith)
65. Skyfall – B+ (11/27, 11:35 AM, Oxford Valley; myself)
66. Killing Them Softly – B+ (12/3, 11:50 AM, Oxford Valley; myself)
67. Lincoln – A- (12/4, 11:40 AM, Oxford Valley; myself)
68. Life of Pi in 3D –  B+ (12/10, 1:10 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
69. Hitchcock – B- (12/11, 1:30 PM, Neshaminy; Kaity Malone)
70. The Guilt Trip – B- (12/19, 7:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone and Hannah Plumridge)
71. Les Miserables – B (12/26, 12:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob Malone, Sue Malone, Kaity Malone, Claire Dansbury, Pat Dansbury, Anne Cree, and Becca Mutek)

Song Review – Bridgit Mendler’s “Ready or Not”

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I like fluffy pop music about love, despite the bad rap it may get in some corners of music connoisseurship.  I must say, though, I may actually be overestimating the degree to which pop music is looked down upon.  There are plenty of critics out there who give pop a fair shake, whether or not they prefer other genres.  But the reason I am even mentioning this information in the first place is because people who know me somewhat but not completely may be surprised at how much I like lovey-dovey pop music, considering that I usually prefer to rock it out, or to roll with the wild experimental EDM beats.  To be honest, I wouldn’t say as a rule that I like this lovey-dovey genre; you won’t be likely to find me doodling hearts and flowers on my notebook.  But I definitely have a romantic side.  So I’m happy to have declarations of love enter my ears, but I prefer when there’s something unique to those declarations.  And I caught on to something unique the first time I heard Bridgit Mendler’s “Ready or Not.”  Genre organizers have lumped Bridgit in with the Demi Lovato’s and the Selena Gomez’s of the pop world- which makes sense considering that like those two, she first became famous on the Disney Channel – but she really has a sensibility that is different from any other tween-targeted artist.  In “Ready or Not,” her reggae- and jazz-inflected vocal style is subtle, but  noticeable, with a satisfying scat breakdown at the end.  Her strange approach (strange by 21st century pop standards, anyway) may not be full-fledged yet, but this debut single portends great things to come.  And in the meantime, this fluffy, lovey-dovey tune is perfectly enjoyable on its own. B+

VH1 Top 20 of 2012

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VH1 cut its yearly countdown down to 20 after doing 40 for the past several years. I must say, I miss the mix-up to the regular format that the Top 40 provided, but this here Top 20 was a nice change of pace, and I appreciate the stringency inherent in cutting down the list total. I figured that with a smaller list there might be a chance I wouldn’t have to yell at VH1 for inaccurately gauging the bigness of the hits of 2012, and Jim Shearer’s explanation that all the charts were pored over to determine the countdown bolstered my confidence. For the most part, this list makes sense, with a few questionable choices and one egregiously wrong one. Did I miss something or was “Call Me Maybe” not the biggest song of 2012? You could perhaps make the argument that “Somebody That I Used to Know” should be Number 1 (it was my favorite song of 2012 that was actually released in 2011), as it was the first song to ever hit Number One on the Billboard Hot 100, Adult Contemporary, Adult Pop, Alternative, Hot Dance Club, Pop, and Rock charts.  “We Are Young” also deserves to be up top, having been the anthem of 2012.  But “Call Me Maybe” anywhere lower than 3?  That’s just not in touch with reality.  Elsewhere, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” looks a little low to me at 17th, while “I Will Wait” looks a bit high at 10th (although, maybe not, seeing as Babel had the second highest debut week of any album).

As per usual, my estimation of the quality of the songs follows the original version.

Original Version
1. Gotye ft. Kimbra – “Somebody That I Used to Know”
2. fun. ft. Janelle Monae – “We Are Young”
3. Maroon 5 ft. Burj Khalifa – “Payhpone”
4. Kelly Clarkson – “What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)”
5. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
6. Rihanna – “Where Have You Been”
7. Train – “Drive By”
8. Ellie Goulding – “Lights”
9. Carly Rae Jepsen – “Call Me Maybe”
10. Mumford & Sons – “I Will Wait”
11. Adele – “Set Fire to the Rain”
12. Neon Trees – “Everybody Talks”
13. P!nk – “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)”
14. Flo Rida – “Whistle”
15. Demi Lovato – “Give Your Heart a Break”
16. Ed Sheeran – “The A-Team”
17. Taylor Swift – “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”
18. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
19. Katy Perry – “Wide Awake”
20. Ne-Yo – “Let Me Love You”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Somebody That I Used to Know
2. Lights
3. Where Have You Been
4. Locked Out of Heaven
5. Wide Awake
6. We Are Young
7. Call Me Maybe
8. Give Your Heart a Break
9. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
10. Ho Hey
11. Set Fire to the Rain
12. Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
13. I Will Wait
14. What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)
15. Everybody Talks
16. The A-Team
17. Drive By
18. Let Me Love You
19. Payphone
20. Whistle

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 12/18/12

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Man, Maroon 5 are really boring.

Original Version
1. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
2. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Screa & Shout”
3. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
4. Rihanna – “Diamonds”
5. Justin Bieber ft. Nicki Minaj – “Beauty and a Beat”
6. Psy – “Gangnam Style”
7. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
8. Alicia Keys – “Girl on Fire”
9. Flo Rida – “I Cry”
10. Ke$ha – “Die Young”
11. P!nk – “Try”
12. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Wanz – “Thrift Shop”
13. Maroon 5 – “One More Night”
14. fun. – “Some Nights”
15. Swedish House Mafia – “Don’t You Worry Child”
16. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
17. 50 Cent ft. Eminem and Adam Levine – “My Life”
18. Ed Sheeran – “The A Team”
19. The Script ft. will.i.am – “Hall of Fame”
20. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Die Young
2. Locked Out of Heaven
3. Girl on Fire
4. Diamonds
5. Try
6. Gagngnam Style
7. Home
8. I Cry
9. Ho Hey
10. It’s Time
11. Some Nights
12. Thrift Shop
13. Don’t You Worry Child
14. Don’t Stop the Party
15. My Life
16. Beauty and a Beat
17. The A-Team
18. Scream & Shout
19. One More Night
20. Hall of Fame

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