SNL Video Recap December 10, 2011 Katy Perry/Robyn

Leave a comment

SNL Recap December 10, 2011: Katy Perry/Robyn

Leave a comment

We have a clip.

Cold Opening – On the Record with Greta van Susteren
This was a distressingly bad cold open.  Kristen’s Greta van Susteren has never really been that amusing, but Darrell’s Donald always has been.  The Donald may be one of his three best impressions, but this time it hardly was.  He seemed out of practice.  He couldn’t even consistently say “hyuge” in that patented Donald style. C

Katy Perry’s Monologue
There were a few “jokes” about Katy Perry’s persona, but no real premise built around them.  This monologue was a mess, but a hot mess. C+

More

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 12/10/11

Leave a comment

Katy Perry has accomplished so much, I bet she’s not even that excited to be hosting SNL.

Original Version
1. Katy Perry – “The One That Got Away”
2. Kelly Clarkson – “Mr. Know It All”
3. Daughtry – “Crawling Back to You”
4. Bruno Mars – “It Will Rain”
5. David Guetta ft. Usher – “Without You”
6. Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris – “We Found Love”
7. Coldplay – “Paradise”
8. Safetysuit – “Let Go”
9. Adele – “Someone Like You”
10. The Fray – “Heartbeat”
11. Jessie J – “Domino”
12. Outasight – “Tonight is the Night”
13. Kid Rock ft. Angaleena Presley and T.I. – “Care”
14. Mary J. Blige – “25/8”
15. Bush – “The Sound of Winter”
16. Avril Lavigne – “Wish You Were Here”
17. Nickelback – “When We Stand Together”
18. Florence + the Machine – “Shake It Out”
19. Jason Derülo – “It Girl”
20. The Black Keys – “Lonely Boy”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Someone Like You
2. Shake It Out
3. Paradise
4. We Found Love
5. Lonely Boy
6. The Sound of Winter
7. Tonight is the Night
8. Let Go
9. The One That Got Away
10. Without You
11. It Will Rain
12. Domino
13. Mr. Know It All
14. 25/8
15. Wish You Were Here
16. Heartbeat
17. Care
18. When We Stand Together
19. Crawling Back to You
20. It Girl

Addendum to Jmunney’s Very Early Oscar Predicitions

Leave a comment

In my very early Oscar predictions, I chose not to include anyone or anything from Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.  But then I realized who is directing: Stephen Daldry.  And it must be said that Daldry has been nominated for Best Director at the Oscars for all of his previous feature films (Billy Elliot, The Hours, and The Reader).  So I think he might be a contender this year.

Something About Christmas?

1 Comment

Sometimes, you’ve got plenty of things to say about something, but the only thing you should say, at least initially, is repetition of the original:

Teach me how to understand Christmas
Show me how to open a box
It hurts my little head, when I’m lying in my bed
With visions of sugarplum socks?
(Is this a bit?)

Teach me how to understand Christmas
Do I trim the tree or the deer?
I can’t keep it straight, and now it’s getting late
Where does the stocking go? Here? I can’t see!
What’s a Christmas Eve? Is that Santa’s lady?
Are snowmen cold or hot?
Won’t you be my daddy, I’m a silly Christmas baby
Tell me what to deck, a-heh, cause I forgot

Bwain hurty understandy Cwismas
Mistletoe for eaty taste good?
You smarty, me dumb
Help pwetty have fun
Boopy doopy doop boop sex!

Look, eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness.
What’s a dimini-ni-ni-ruh?

SNL Video Recap December 3, 2011 Steve Buscemi/The Black Keys

Leave a comment

SNL Recap December 3, 2011: Steve Buscemi/The Black Keys

Leave a comment

Cold Opening – A Message from the President of the United States
Interestingly enough, while I did think that this was one of the better message from the president cold opens in a while, I noticed what a lot of viewers have been saying lately: Fred’s Obama is getting worse.  This had the feel of a Wayne’s World top ten countdown.  Obama didn’t quite have the energy that Wayne and Garth have, but he did have something.  And points are deserved for all of the comments being right on target. B

Steve Buscemi’s Monologue
The problem with this monologue wasn’t so much that it was it was one of those “I’m going to explain to the audience my most notable characteristic, even though they already know that about me” monologues, it was that the character actors who were asking Steve for advice were playing too-specific characters.  Steve’s oeuvre of creepy roles show a greater range than a series of sassy black judges, or rapping grandmas, or even clumsy best friends from romantic comedies, and that dissonance was too great to overcome. C+

Frozen Mexican Dinner
Fish can help with constipation? B-

More

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 12/3/11

Leave a comment

The electronica takeover is inching ever closer.

Original Version
1. David Guetta ft. Usher – “Without You”
2. Daughtry – “Crawling Back to You”
3. Kelly Clarkson – “Mr. Know It All”
4. Katy Perry – “The One That Got Away”
5. Bruno Mars – “It Will Rain”
6. Coldplay – “Paradise”
7. Adele – “Someone Like You”
8. Britney Spears – “Criminal”
9. Bush – “The Sound of Winter”
10. Jessie J – “Domino”
11. Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris – “We Found Love”
12. Safetysuit – “Let Go”
13. The Fray – “Heartbeat”
14. Outasight – “Tonight is the Night”
15. Jason Derülo – “It Girl”
16. Nickelback – “When We Stand Together”
17. Mary J. Blige – “25/8”
18. Kid Rock ft. Angaleena Presley and T.I. – “Care”
19. Florence + the Machine – “Shake It Out”
20. Gym Class Heroes ft. Adam Levine – “Stereo Hearts”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Someone Like You
2. Shake It Out
3. Paradise
4. We Found Love
5. The Sound of Winter
6. Tonight is the Night
7. Let Go
8. The One That Got Away
9. Without You
10. It Will Rain
11. Domino
12. Mr. Know It All
13. 25/8
14. Criminal
15. Heartbeat
16. Stereo Hearts
17. Care
18. When We Stand Together
19. Crawling Back to You
20. It Girl

Jmunney’s Very Early Oscar Predictions

Leave a comment

Presently, the 2011 Academy Awards are looking significantly more unpredictable than the 2010 edition.  At this point last year, I could have confidently said that pre-holiday season releases The Social Network, Inception, and Toy Story 3 were locks for Best Picture nominations.  This year, I am not sure if any movie released before November will be nominated; most of the likely nominees are either yet to be released or still in limited release.  Come February, the major categories may prove to be just as easy to call as they were last time, but at the moment, this race could go in any number of directions.  (Predictions are listed in order of most likely to least likely to be nominated.)

Best Picture
The Academy changed the nominating rules for Best Picture again, so this year, anywhere between 5 and 10 films will be nominated.  I’m going to call it in the middle and go with 7.  Entertainment Weekly and other outlets are calling War Horse a sure thing, but I’m not necessarily buying it even as a contender, at least not yet.  The Artist, despite its superficial disadvantages, could emerge the favorite, but I think The Descendants has the best mix of ingredients (previously nominated and really well-respected director, one of the biggest stars in the world, breakthrough young actress).  At least one mainstream, crowd-pleasing box office success from summer or earlier could likely sneak in, probably The Help and maybe even Harry Potter.
The Descendants
The Artist
Midnight in Paris
Moneyball
The Help
War Horse
Hugo

Director
With the Best Picture picture as chaotic as it is, it is theoretically possible that this could be one of those years when the Best Director winner is not the director of the Best Picture winner.  But no one director (except maybe Terrence Malick) seems to be that much more of a contender than his (no directing ladies seem to be in contention this year) film, so Payne and Hazanvicius are necessarily then at the top.
Alexander Payne, The Descendants
Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Bennett Miller, Moneyball
Martin Scorcese, Hugo

Actor
One of the biggest stars of the country is the front-runner, and that country is … France.  Dujardin, veteran of the French spy spoof series OSS 117, is the favorite over Clooney and Pitt.  Ryan Gosling can make it on only if voters feel compelled by his overall great year.
Jean Dujardin, The Artist
George Clooney, The Descendants
Brad Pitt, Moneyball
Leonardo DiCaprio, J. Edgar
Michael Fassbender, Shame

Actress
Who says there are no good roles for women over 40?  There are three ladies who have reached that milestone (Glenn Close, Meryl Streep, Viola Davis) and are defiantly the front-runners in this category, and they might be joined by a fourth (Tilda Swinton in We Need to Talk About Kevin).  Beyond Close/Streep/Davis, this category could go in a number of different directions.  I’m betting on the presence of a young newcomer à la Jennifer Lawrence last year, likely either Elizabeth Olsen or Felicity Jones (Like Crazy).  Kirsten Dunst (Melancholia), Rooney Mara (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo), and Charlize Theron (Young Adult) must also have their due considerations.
Glenn Close, Albert Nobbs
Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Viola Davis, The Help
Michelle Williams, My Week with Marilyn
Elizabeth Olsen, Martha Marcy May Marlene

Supporting Actor
This is the most wide-open I can ever remember this category being.  The favorite may very well be a gay eightysomething, and a motion capture simian performance may actually be nominated.  Don’t bet the house on these predictions, unless you like to live life dangerously.
Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Jonah Hill, Moneyball
Albert Brooks, Drive
Patton Oswalt, Young Adult
Kevin Spacey, Margin Call

Supporting Actress
Spencer and Chastain (in the best of her 6 performances from 2011) are obvious.  Woodley is too, especially considering this category’s reputation as the ingenue category.  McCarthy has a good chance, as comedic roles stand a chance in the supporting field.  And I’ll round it out with Janet McTeer, because I hear things.  But don’t fall asleep on Bérénice Bejo (The Artist).
Octavia Spencer, The Help
Jessica Chastain, The Help
Shailene Woodley, The Descendants
Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids
Janet McTeer, Albert Nobbs

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 11/26/11

Leave a comment

I think we all need to be aware of the dangers of “good, but generic.”

Original Version
1. Kelly Clarkson – “Mr. Know It All”
2. Britney Spears – “Criminal”
3. David Guetta ft. Usher – “Without You”
4. Daughtry – “Crawling Back to You”
5. Bush – “The Sound of Winter”
6. Adele – “Someone Like You”
7. Coldplay – “Paradise”
8. Katy Perry – “The One That Got Away”
9. Red Hot Chili Peppers – “The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie”
10. Bruno Mars – “It Will Rain”
11. Jason Derülo – “It Girl”
12. Nickelback – “When We Stand Together”
13. Gym Class Heroes ft. Adam Levine – “Stereo Hearts”
14. Jessie J – “Domino”
15. Safetysuit – “Let Go”
16. MUTEMATH – “Blood Pressure”
17. Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris – “We Found Love”
18. Outasight – “Tonight is the Night”
19. The Fray – “Heartbeat”
20. Florence + the Machine – “Shake It Out”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Someone Like You
2. Shake It Out
3. Paradise
4. We Found Love
5. Blood Pressure
6. The Sound of Winter
7. Tonight is the Night
8. The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie
9. Let Go
10. The One That Got Away
11. Without You
12. Mr. Know It All
13. Domino
14. Criminal
15. It Will Rain
16. Heartbeat
17. Stereo Hearts
18. When We Stand Together
19. Crawling Back to You
20. It Girl

Older Entries Newer Entries