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For when you want to hide under the covers at the karaoke bar…
Jeff "Jmunney" Malone's Self-Styled "Expert" Thoughts on Movies, TV, Music, and the Rest of Pop Culture
October 29, 2023
Podcasts, That's Auntertainment Halloween, karaoke, Karaoke Korner, Podcasts, That's Auntertainment Leave a comment

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For when you want to hide under the covers at the karaoke bar…
October 27, 2023
Cinema, Entertainment To-Do List, Music, Sports, Television Action Adventure, Black Pumas, Chronicles of a Diamond, Danse Macabre, DJ Shadow, Duran Duran, Five Nights at Freddy's, Freelance, God Games, History Books, King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, Robed in Rareness, Shabazz Palaces, South Park, South Park: Joining the Panderverse, The Gaslight Anthem, The Holdovers, The Killer, The Kills, The Silver Cord, World Series Leave a comment

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.
Movies
–Five Nights at Freddy’s (Theaters and Peacock)
–Freelance (Theaters) – Alison Brie Alert!
–The Holdovers (Theaters)
–The Killer (Limited Theaters, Netflix on November 10) – Da Finchman!
TV
–South Park: Joining the Panderverse (October 27 on Paramount+)
Music
-Black Pumas, Chronicles of a Diamond
-DJ Shadow, Action Adventure
-Duran Duran, Danse Macabre
-The Gaslight Anthem, History Books
-The Kills, God Games
-King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, The Silver Cord
-Shabazz Palaces, Robed in Rareness
Sports
-World Series (Begins October 27 on FOX) – D-Bags vs. The Rangos
October 26, 2023
Cinema, Movie Reviews Christian Stokes, Elizabeth Lail, Emma Tammi, Five Nights at Freddy's, FNaF, Joseph Poliquin, Josh Hutcherson, Kat Conner Sterling, Lucas Grant, Mary Stuart Masterson, Matthew Lillard, Piper Rubio 2 Comments

5, 5, Freddy’s coming for you (CREDIT: Patti Perret/Universal Pictures)
Starring: Josh Hutcherson, Elizabeth Lail, Piper Rubio, Matthew Lillard, Mary Stuart Masterson, Kat Conner Sterling, Christian Stokes, Joseph Poliquin, Lucas Grant
Director: Emma Tammi
Running Time: 109 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Slicing and Dicing
Release Date: October 27, 2023 (Theaters and Peacock)
What’s It About?: Ever since his younger brother was kidnapped when they were kids, Mike Schmidt has been irrevocably haunted to the point that he can’t hold down a job without his barely hidden anger bubbling up to the surface. With his spotty employment record, the only gig that he can find is overnight security at the long-closed children’s entertainment center Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. He pretty much has to accept it, especially since he’s the legal guardian of his sister Abby (Piper Rubio), and neither of them wants him to give up custody to their awful Aunt Jane (Mary Stuart Masterson). But there are strange things afoot at Freddy’s: a police officer named Vanessa (Elizabeth Lail) randomly arrives to show Mike the ropes, the career counselor who got him the job (Matthew Lillard) sure seems to be hiding something, and oh yeah, the place’s signature animatronic animals apparently come alive on their own.
What Made an Impression?: Showing Their Hand: Five Nights at Freddy’s is based on a series of video games that is just filled to the brim with lore and backstory that’s only hinted at in the actual gameplay. I’m no FNaF expert, though I’ve done some research, so I came in with suspicions about which characters had more going on than initially meets the eye. But even if you’re a total newbie, it shouldn’t be hard to have some sense of what’s going on. Vanessa’s police work seems to exclusively revolve around Freddy’s, and the career counselor is both spooked and excited when he realizes who his new client is. Not to mention that Lillard’s performance is pretty much a redux of his career-making turn as Scream‘s sniveling Stu Macher. So it’s no spoiler to say that these two probably have some idea about why dead bodies keep piling up. Despite that lack of surprise, the explanation is sufficiently twisted to feel the gut punch.
How Supernatural Is It?!: The truth about Freddy and his fellow robot animals is both prosaic and ghastly. The logical side provides the skeletal structure for the story to rest upon, while the supernatural elements are ultimately the main attraction, and how you cotton to them will most likely determine how much you do or don’t appreciate this movie. Every night, Mike dreams about the day his brother was abducted, as his subconscious begins to be invaded by a group of kids who might just be the youngsters who disappeared decades ago at Freddy’s. We never get a full explanation of these supernatural processes, and that’s certainly not necessarily, as a hallmark of the supernatural is that it exists beyond logic. But if those aspects aren’t viscerally grabbing you by the collar, you might feel compelled to let your mind wander to figure out their origins instead, and that was pretty much how it went for me. However, if you’ve been permanently scarred by childhood trips to Chuck E. Cheese (Freddy’s obvious inspiration), then maybe FNaF is exactly the sort of exposure therapy you need to resolve your trauma.
Five Nights at Freddy’s is Recommended If You Like: Whatever the love child of The Shining and Goosebumps would be
Grade: 3 out of 5 Fazbears
October 25, 2023
Cinema, Movie Reviews Aaron Jackson, Allison Janney, Amar Chadha-Patel, Bowen Yang, Dicks: The Musical, Gareth Edwards, Gemma Chan, Godfrey Reggio, John David Washington, Josh Sharp, Ken Watanabe, Larry Charles, Madeleine Yuna Voyles, Megan Mullally, Megan Thee Stallion, Mike Tyson, Nathan Lane, Once Within a Time, Ralph Ineson, Sturgill Simpson, The Creator Leave a comment

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Starring: John David Washington, Madeleine Yuna Voyles, Gemma Chan, Allison Janney, Ken Watanabe, Sturgill Simpson, Amar Chadha-Patel, Ralph Ineson
Director: Gareth Edwards
Running Time: 133 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
Release Date: September 29, 2023 (Theaters)
October 24, 2023
Cinema, Movie Reviews Alexander Payne, Andrew Garman, Brady Hepner, Carrie Preston, Da'Vine Joy Randolph, Dominic Sessa, Gillian Vigman, Ian Dolley, Jim Kaplan, Michael Provost, Naheem Garcia, Paul Giamatti, Tate Donovan, The Holdovers 2 Comments

Hold it! (CREDIT: Seacia Pavao / © 2023 FOCUS FEATURES LLC)
Starring: Paul Giamatti, Dominic Sessa, Da’Vine Joy Randolph, Carrie Preston, Andrew Garman, Naheem Garcia, Michael Provost, Brady Hepner, Jim Kaplan, Ian Dolley, Gillian Vigman, Tate Donovan
Director: Alexander Payne
Running Time: 133 Minutes
Rating: R for Cranky Curmudgeonliness and Teenage Boys Being Teenage Boys
Release Date: October 27, 2023 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Merry Christmas! Why, it’s still merely October, you say? Well, having the holidays thrusted upon you a couple months early is surely a more bearable fate than that borne by Barton Academy prep school student Angus Tully (Dominic Sessa) and his hidebound history teacher Paul Hunham (Paul Giamatti) in the early 1970s. Angus is stuck at school over the winter break because his mom (Gillian Vigman) and stepdad (Tate Donovan) are too busy jet-setting, while Paul pulls the short end of the faculty stick as the guardian for all the kids who don’t have anywhere else to go. This is a formula that’s promising an explosive clash of strong personalities, but maybe head of the cafeteria Mary (Da’Vine Joy Randolph) can help to extinguish the eruptions.
What Made an Impression?: Not-So-Hidden Layers: If you’re 18 or younger, then Mr. Hunham will probably strike you as an absolute nightmare. I’m pretty sure everyone had at least one teacher who was so soul-crushingly set in his ways. But older viewers will likely be more willing to extend him if not affection, then certainly understanding. Right from the jump, he reveals that he’s more complicated than the stodgy traditionalist he’s presented as, and obviously a character played by Paul Giamatti and directed by Alexander Payne was always going to be plenty three-dimensional. The specifics of those dimensions mainly have to do with his frustration that’s directed at a world that appears to be falling apart as well as all the young, privileged kids who are blissfully unaware of their inoculation against all that.
Kindred Spirits: When Angus and Paul’s antagonism eventually begins to soften into something resembling mentorship, it’s because of that time-honored tradition of seeing themselves in each other. As it turns out, they’ve both been handicapped by some pretty bum deals in life, and they go about their days with simmering anger shaping pretty much every one of their actions. They’re the kind of people who secretly shoulder burdens all by themselves, only to generate a ton of sympathy when the truths are uncovered. They go through quite a rocky start, but it’s ultimately a blessing that they’ve found each other.
A True Three-Hander: I can imagine a version of The Holdovers that features just Angus and Paul as its only two characters, and that version probably would have been pretty satisfying. But the version we actually get is even more so, thanks to the straight-shooting performance of Da’Vine Joy Randolph. Mary is notably more emotionally open than everyone around her, which allows her to serve as the enzyme to get Paul to open up, at least a little bit. There’s a sweet early scene in which he joins her while she’s watching The Newlywed Game. He’s never watched it before, so he pinpoints the premise as a recipe for disaster, which she assures him is exactly the point. And ultimately this movie demonstrates that being open to even small new experiences like this one can start nudging us towards exactly where we need to go.
The Holdovers is Recommended If You Like: Rushmore, Armageddon Time, The Way Way Back
Grade: 4.5 out of 5 History Exams
October 22, 2023
Saturday Night Live, SNL Weekly Recaps, Television Bad Bunny, Saturday Night Live, Saturday Night Live Season 49, SNL, SNL Season 49 Leave a comment

Hoppity Hop (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)
I’ve got a bad feeling about this…
I’ve also got a leporine feeling about this, which is to say: my SNL spidey sense is tingling over the fact that Bad Bunny has now completed his outing as both host and musical guest on the 2nd episode of the 49th season of Saturday Night Live.
I took copious notes while watching this episode on my DVR the following morning, and now I’m going to share all of those notes with you. Bon appetit!
October 22, 2023
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It’s time for Fall TV! Or is it? Jeff and Aunt Beth investigate.
October 20, 2023
Cinema, Entertainment To-Do List, Music, Television Big Mouth, blink-182, Hackney Diamonds, Killers of the Flower Moon, Lahai, One More Time..., Rolling Stones, Sampha, Son of a Critch 1 Comment

Son of a! (CREDIT: CBC/Screenshot)
Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.
Movies
–Killers of the Flower Moon (Theaters)
TV
–Big Mouth Season 7 (October 20 on Netflix)
–Son of a Critch Season 2 American Premiere (October 26 on The CW) – And Season 1 just wrapped up its CW run a few years ago!
Music
-blink-182, One More Time…
-Sampha, Lahai
-The Rolling Stones, Hackney Diamonds
October 18, 2023
Cinema, Movie Reviews Brendan Fraser, Cara Jade Myers, JaNae Collins, Jason Isbell, Jesse Plemons, Jillian Dion, John Lithgow, Killers of the Flower Moon, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lily Gladstone, Louis Cancelmi, Martin Scorsese, Robert De Niro, Scott Shepherd, Tantoo Cardinal, William Belleau 1 Comment

Mmm, this one’s a killa (CREDIT: Apple/Paramount Pictures)
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Lily Gladstone, Robert De Niro, Jesse Plemons, Tantoo Cardinal, John Lithgow, Brendan Fraser, Cara Jade Myers, JaNae Collins, Jillian Dion, Jason Isbell, William Belleau, Louis Cancelmi, Scott Shepherd
Director: Martin Scorsese
Running Time: 206 Minutes
Rating: R for Disturbingly Widespread and Remorseless Murder
Release Date: October 20, 2023 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Here’s an important piece of information that is emphasized right from the get-go in Killers of the Flower Moon: at a certain point in the early 20th century, the Osage were the richest people per capita in the entire world. But where oil flows, bloodshed soon follows. And so it was during the Osage murders that plagued Oklahoma in the 1920s, as detailed in David Grann’s 2017 book Killers of the Flower Moon and now the Martin Scorsese-directed adaptation of the same name. All of the action revolves around William King Hale (Robert De Niro), a white man who’s managed to keep all of Osage County in his iron grip. In the course of the long wealth accumulation game that he’s ruthlessly playing, he directs his nephew Ernest Burkhart (Leonardo DiCaprio) to ingratiate himself with the native people. This takes the form of Ernest marrying and starting a family with a local woman named Mollie (Lily Gladstone). This could all be perfectly wholesome, if only Ernest weren’t involved with his uncle’s schemes to kill pretty much every member of Mollie’s family.
What Made an Impression?: Keeping Your Heart Afloat?: I had one major persistent question throughout Killers of the Flower Moon: could Ernest and Mollie actually be in love with each other? Of course, you don’t have to be in love to get married or to have kids together. But they do seem quite smitten with each other, despite being aware of the treachery afoot. Mollie knows that white men are just romancing the Osage to get their oil money. And Ernest surely knows that she knows. But she nevertheless still considers him as a pretty decent romantic prospect. Partly that’s because she and her sisters don’t really see many other options available for them. When Ernest eventually becomes fully culpable in William’s most murderous machinations, he’s already committed himself to his wife. And it never seems like an act. DiCaprio plays him like someone who never reckons with the moral implications of his behavior. This isn’t remorseless psychopathy. It’s more like family killing family, or friends killing friends, but with so much twisted rationalizing that it’s impossible to remain sane and/or sympathetic.
Shout, Shout, Let It All Out: Once the FBI takes an interest in all the Osage murders, we’re eventually led into a (somewhat) cathartic final act in which William is actually forced to answer for all his deeds in a court of law. Two towering performances in this section are bound to wake you up if you happen to be nodding off at this point. John Lithgow tries to keep things dignified for the prosecution, while Brendan Fraser casts up some fire and brimstone as Hale’s attorney W.S. Hamilton. I can’t help but chuckle at Lithgow whenever he’s in a courtroom, partly because it reminds me of the delightful short-lived NBC sitcom Trial & Error, and partly because his commanding voice is somehow simultaneously both so silly and so reasonable. Fraser meanwhile threatens to knock the entire proceedings off their axis. He’s just as over-the-top as he was in The Whale, but this time it affects me deeper to my core because everyone else is so modulated. These moments feel like being rumbled from a stupor, as all the crimes up to this point have been presented so matter-of-factly.
A Note on the Length: A different version of Killers of the Flower Moon could’ve been 2 hours or so, and it could’ve also been successful, but in a different way than it is now. At 3 hours and 26 minutes, you feel the full weight that goes along with reckoning with this dark chapter in American history. So if you’re planning on seeing it, get a good night’s sleep the day before and pop in some caffeine if you think it will help (but not too much!). And if you’re downing liquid while you’re watching and you don’t want to have to take a bathroom break, then pair it with something like popcorn or pretzel bites so that it won’t go straight through you.
Killers of the Flower Moon is Recommended If You Like: Dad books and Dad movies
Grade: 4 out of 5 Handsome Devils
October 17, 2023
Cinema, Movie Reviews Jigsaw, John Kramer, Jorge Briseño, Joshua Okamoto, Kevin Greutert, Michael Beach, Octavio Hinojoso, Paulette Herández, Renata Vaca, Saw, Saw X, Shawnee Smith, Steven Brand, Synnøve Macody Lund, Tobin Bell Leave a comment

He Saw you. (CREDIT: Alexandro Bolaños Escamilla)
Starring: Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Synnøve Macody Lund, Steven Brand, Renata Vaca, Joshua Okamoto, Octavio Hinojoso, Paulette Herández, Jorge Briseño, Michael Beach
Director: Kevin Greutert
Running Time: 118 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: September 29, 2023 (Theaters)
On the occasion of reflecting upon watching Saw X and what it all means, I have decided to ponder out loud why I haven’t seen every single release in this iconic franchise.