Jeff’s Wacky SNL Review: Pete Davidson/Ice Spice

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Ice Spice with my little Ice… (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)

Oh, hey there! Well, the WGA strike is over, and the SAG strike doesn’t apply to every single show on TV. So it’s time for Saturday Night Live Season 49 to commence! Fast food is the theme of the guest list for the first show, what with Pete Davidson hosting and Ice Spice providing the tunes.

And I’m still doing the wacky reviews! I’m also in the midst of marathon training, so let’s make this quick and do one-word assessments for each sketch.

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Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 10/13/23

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Poop, poop, hurray! (CREDIT: Adult Swim/Screenshot)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Anatomy of a Fall (Theaters)

TV
Goosebumps Series Premiere (October 13 on Disney+ and Hulu) – I used to read the books back in the day, and I’ve checked out some of the other adaptations. Maybe this one will be good, too.
John Carpenter’s Suburban Screams Series Premiere (October 13 on Peacock) – An unscripted show from a master of horror.
Saturday Night Live Season 49 Premiere (October 14 on NBC) – Hosted by Taco Bell Spokesman with Musical Guest Dunkin’ Spokeswoman.
Rick and Morty Season 7 Premiere (October 15 on Adult Swim) – The premiere episode is titled “How Poopy Got His Poop Back.”
Celebrity Squares Series Premiere (October 17 on VH1) – A Black spin on tic-tac-toe.

Music
-Metric, Formentera II
-Troye Sivan, Something to Give Each Other

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 10/6/23

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Usher! Usher! (CREDIT: Eike Schroter/Netflix)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Dicks: The Musical (Theaters)
The Exorcist: Believer (Theaters)
The Royal Hotel (Theaters)

TV
Press Your Luck Season Premiere (October 10 on ABC)
The Fall of the House of Usher Miniseries Premiere (October 12 on Netflix) – Mike Flanagan is at it again!
Frasier Reboot Premiere (October 12 on Paramount+) – Do they still toss salad in 2023?

Music
-Reba McEntire, Not That Fancy
-Sufjan Stevens, Javelin

Sports
-WNBA Finals (Begins October 8, ABC and ESPN)

Will ‘The Exorcist: Believer’ Make a Believer Out of You, or Is It a Devil of a Time? Let’s Find Out!

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Will this movie make you a true beLIEVer? (CREDIT: Universal Studios)

Starring: Leslie Odom Jr., Ann Dowd, Jennifer Nettles, Norbert Leo Butz, Lidya Jewett, Olivia Marcum, Ellen Burstyn, Okwui Okpokwasili

Director: David Gordon Green

Running Time: 111 Minutes

Rating: R for Violent Contortions and Devilish Profanity

Release Date: October 6, 2023 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Thirteen years after Victor Fielding’s (Leslie Odom Jr.) wife dies during childbirth, his daughter Angela (Lidya Jewett) wanders into the woods after school with her friend Katherine (Olivia Marcum). They end up missing but reemerge after three days, although they have barely any memory of what happened, as they believe that just a few hours have passed. It soon becomes clear that something otherworldly has returned with them. Their doctors have no idea how to treat their sudden personality shifts, but of course we know that this is really  the latest battle in an eternal war between good and evil. The Catholic priests in this edition are mostly feckless, so instead Victor and Katherine’s parents (Jennifer Nettles and Norbert Leo Butz) turn to a trusty nurse/neighbor (Ann Dowd) and a certain someone else (Ellen Burstyn) who famously has experience in this area.

What Made an Impression?: A Healthy Dose of Skepticism: When I hear people who were alive at the time talk about the release of the original Exorcist in 1973, they often emphasize how moviegoers really believed in the presence of the devil on Earth. 2023 America, by contrast, is a more skeptical era, or at least it’s a time when much fewer people belong to organized religions. The Exorcist: Believer leans into that fact, or at least attempts to, by acknowledging the value of skepticism. The scope is further broadened by making it clear that exorcism isn’t strictly a Catholic ritual. Katherine’s family are Baptists, and there’s also a woman (Okwui Okpokwasili) assisting in the rite who appears to be practicing voodoo. It’s an intriguing hodgepodge, but one that could maybe have benefited from a little more rigor to figure out what it’s trying to say.
Here Comes the Exposition: As was the case with director David Gordon Green’s Halloween films, Believer serves as a direct sequel to the original that basically ignores all previous follow-ups. Although I kind of wish that Green instead employed the Fast & Furious technique of somehow incorporating every ridiculous plot twist into the main continuity. But in the case of The Exorcist, that concern doesn’t matter too much, since each entry mostly stands on its own. Still, the return of Burstyn as Chris MacNeil demonstrates both the potentials and the pitfalls of this fresh approach. It’s invigorating to have her impose some wisdom after her own daughter was possessed all those decades ago. But in an effort to explain what she’s been up to in the meantime, we get a huge exposition dump that also pretty much spells out all the themes of this movie. It kind of made me just want to have an Adventures of Chris MacNeil spinoff instead.
Effects vs. Special Effects: There’s something about the look and feel of movies from the past. In our era of digital cinematography and standard post-production VFX cleanup, everything just looks a little too polished. I’m fine with 2023 being 2023 and having its own visual style, but in the case of a possession flick, that means that the devil’s tricks feel like the work of a rather earthbound magician. The illusion is just too illusory.
Believing in Humanity: While a good chunk of Believer represents a missed opportunity, sometimes someone arrives to make you, well, believe. Maybe the cinematic devil isn’t quite as viscerally powerful as he used to be, but if you can’t accept religion, you can still put your faith in people. And with that in mind, thank God for Ann Dowd as the nurse who was almost a nun but might still be the secret weapon to end this possession. When she speaks, she commands the room like nobody else. And when she insists that God put her in these girls’ lives for a reason, it could sound hokey coming from anyone else, but out of her mouth, it’s the most powerful statement I’ve heard in quite some time. I don’t know if a new possession movie can ever be 1/666th the phenomenon that the original Exorcist was, but I can at least have faith that small miracles like Dowd’s performance are still possible.

The Exorcist: Believer is Recommended If: You can cut through the rust and find the devil in the details

Grade: 3 out of 5 Descents Into Hell

‘Foe’ Attempts to Upload an Artificial Consciousness Into a Dusty Dystopia

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Foe! Foe! Foe! (CREDIT: Amazon Studios)

Starring: Saoirse Ronan, Paul Mescal, Aaron Pierre

Director: Garth Davis

Running Time: 110 Minutes

Rating: R for An Intimate Relationship on Full Display

Release Date: October 6, 2023 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: It’s the future! We’ve already seen plenty of cinematic visions of the years to come, and the version in Foe is of the dystopian variety ravaged by climate change. Henrietta (Saoirse Ronan) and Junior (Paul Mescal) are living in a remote farmhouse in some vague portion of The Midwest in 2065. The whole area looks like a tinderbox that could be swallowed up in flames at any moment. They’re just muddling through, but then one day a stranger (Aaron Pierre) arrives with a mysterious offer. It turns out that Junior has been recruited to launch up into an orbiting space station for some important mission, and in the meantime, Hen will be kept company by a synthetic version of Junior built by artificial intelligence to replicate his consciousness.

What Made an Impression?: Where’s the Technology?: Sometimes dystopian movies feel like they take place in the past, as a catastrophic event has wiped out our most advanced forms of modern technology. That kind of seems to be what’s going on in Foe, which is weird because its premise is about a particularly timely technological breakthrough. A.I. is leaps beyond ChatGPT at this point, and yet TVs, computers, and cell phones are nowhere to be seen. It’s possible, I suppose, that Hen and Junior are choosing to live a life off the grid without modern amenities. But if that were the case, it would presumably be worth emphasizing, but it never is. And because that gap is never remarked upon, Foe is likely to give you a baseline feeling of cognitive dissonance.
Taking a While to Get There: The ending of Foe might make you want to go back and watch the whole thing again … if you have the patience for it. That conclusion assuaged some concerns I had, but it didn’t really make the ride any more thrilling in retrospect. For most of the movie, I lamented how it wasn’t taking full advantage of its premise, or quite frankly taking any advantage of its premise. And this is a story that’s been told more compellingly before, especially in the Black Mirror episode “Be Right Back.” And when you get right down to it, the A.I. element doesn’t add much of anything. Sci-fi has been grappling with the ethics of cloning for decades now, and that aspect goes about how you would expect this time as well. Maybe that’s why this future looks so much like the past!

Foe is Recommended: Only for the pretty people being horny and passionate

Grade: 2 out of 5 Consciousnesses

‘The Royal Hotel’ Shows What It Takes to Survive in the Outback

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Will they ever be Royals? (CREDIT: Neon/Screenshot)

Starring: Julia Garner, Jessica Henwick, Hugo Weaving, Toby Wallace, Ursula Yovich, Daniel Henshall, James Frecheville

Director: Kitty Green

Running Time: 91 Minutes

Rating: R for Maximum Drunken Boorishness

Release Date: October 6, 2023 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: If there’s one major lesson to be learned from The Royal Hotel, it’s that planning ahead is essential. Hanna (Julia Garner) and Liv (Jessica Henwick) would certainly agree after everything they go through. They’re vacationing in Australia, but then the cash runs out and they need to find a job. Alas, the only gig they can land on such short notice is bartending at the titular watering hole, which is located in the remotest part of the Outback. The owner (an unrecognizable Hugo Weaving) is an alcoholic nightmare, while the patrons have a bit too much of a knack for misogyny and violence. The girls do have at least one ally in the form of Carol (Ursula Yovich), the bar’s gruff second-in-command. But it soon becomes clear that they really only have themselves to rely on if they want to make it out of this place alive.

What Made an Impression?: A Descent Into Hell: The realism of The Royal Hotel can lull you into a false sense of security. The joint isn’t exactly inviting, or even really pleasant at all. But if you’re working there, it feels like any old awful job that you just have to survive, and at least Hanna and Liv can count on a preordained end point. But they’re like those proverbial frogs in burning water. Because soon enough, the folks who seemed friendly have revealed their Hyde-like alter egos, while the run-of-the-mill jerks have turned into psychopaths, and everyone genuinely on their side has disappeared. The normal rules of society don’t apply in a place this isolated. Nothing particularly supernatural happens, but it’s like a waking nightmare that feels like it couldn’t possibly be real when you reckon with it after the fact.
Killer Ending: Downbeat thrillers like this one can be a tough sell if you’re someone who likes to have fun when you go to the movies. I was certainly prepared to leave The Royal Hotel with a pit in my stomach, especially since Kitty Green and Julia Garner’s last collaboration didn’t exactly offer much in the way of relief. But this time around, they opt for a much more cathartic conclusion. It’s outrageous in its own way, and fittingly so considering the taste of hell that the leads have to swallow. The last line is one for the ages, and if you check into The Royal Hotel, chances are you’ll be pumping your fist or raising a toast in solidarity on the way out.

The Royal Hotel is Recommended If You Like: Thelma and Louise, That one GIF from Waiting to Exhale, Discovering resilience that you never knew you had

Grade: 4 out of 5 Broken Glasses

jmunney’s Top Cinematic Choices for October 2023

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Daaaaaaa Bears! (CREDIT: Universal Studios)

They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for October 2023:

The Exorcist: Believer: I kinda wish that the horror legacyquels directed by David Gordon Green attempted to incorporate the continuity of all the previous sequels instead of just being direct sequels to the originals. But I can’t deny that the “I don’t want to go to hell!” line from the trailer has really grabbed me by the collar.

You will believe that The Exorcist: Believer is in theaters beginning on October 6.

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Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 9/29/23

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Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
The Creator (Theaters)
Saw X (Theaters) – One half of “Saw Patrol.”
Stop Making Sense (Theaters) – Remastered and back on the big screen.

TV
The Simpsons Season 35 Premiere (October 1 on FOX)
Bob’s Burgers Season 14 Premiere (October 1 on FOX)
Family Guy Season 22 Premiere (October 1 on FOX)
Quantum Leap Season 2 Premiere (October 4 on NBC)
Chucky Season 3 Premiere (October 4 on Syfy and USA)
Loki Season 2 Premiere (October 5 on Disney+)

Music
-Animal Collective, Isn’t It Now?
-Wilco, Cousin

‘PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie’ Aims to Be Super

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Here they come to save the day (CREDIT: Spin Master Entertainment, Nickelodeon Movies, and Paramount Pictures)

Starring: Mckenna Grace, Taraji P. Henson, Marsai Martin, Christian Convery, Kim Kardashian, North West, Saint West, Chris Rock, James Marsden, Kristen Bell, Finn Lee-Epp, Ron Pardo, Lil Rel Howery, Serena Williams, Alan Kim, Brice Gonzalez, Luxton Handspiker, Christian Corrao, Callum Shoniker, Nylan Parthipan, Kim Roberts

Director: Cal Brunker

Running Time: 92 Minutes

Rating: PG for Dogs in Danger

Release Date: September 29, 2023 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Those dang pooches have superpowers now! The long-running canine kids show is back for a second big screen adventure. The PAW Patrol is still faithfully providing all the emergency services for Adventure City, but this time around, a meteor arrives and makes them even mightier than usual (hence the subtitle). But wouldn’t you know it, there’s a meteor expert in town who wants those space rock powers for herself. So she teams up with the ex-mayor/PAW Patrol nemesis to poke those pooches where it hurts. Will they continue to display the sort of teamwork that makes the dream work and stop this dastardly duo?

What Made an Impression?: In this particular review, I am serving as a representative to all you childless adults out there to let you know if there’s any way you could ever possibly be interested in PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie. (If any kids or parents also happen to read this review, that’s fine, too.) I’ve certainly enjoyed my fair share of entertainment that has a more youthful audience in mind, and I do love dogs of all shapes and sizes. So if you, like me, can summon your inner mutt-loving child, chances are you’ll find The Mighty Movie to be… perfectly pleasant. This is a rather safe movie, in all senses of the word “safe” (with the notable exception of one scene in which one of the PAW Patrol crew gets stuck on a failing plane). It’s not going to drive you nuts, and the wild list of credits is certainly entertaining. It’s a slight net positive for the world, as far as I can tell.

Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie is Recommended If You Like: Loyalty, duty, mentorism

Grade: 3 out of 5 Meteors

Does ‘Flora and Son’ Deliver Flora and Fun?

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The Title Characters (CREDIT: Apple TV+)

Starring: Eve Hewson, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Orén Kinlan, Jack Reynor

Director: John Carney

Running Time: 97 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: September 22, 2023 (Theaters)/September 29, 2023 (Apple TV+)

I really loved director John Carney’s last movie, 2016’s Sing Street, so the test for Flora and Son‘s success just had to be: would it make me want to run out of the theater and SING in the STREET? Not necessarily out loud, in my head would also count.

Alas, it was raining, so I was more focused on seeking cover. But when I got home, I immediately re-listened to “High Life,” the song from the last scene, so that was pretty much the next best reaction.

While I did quite enjoy the original songs, the scene that most affected me the most was Eve Hewson watching a vintage Joni Mitchell performance of “Both Sides, Now.” It made me cry! And then she started crying, too!

Grade: 4 High Lives out of 5 Dublin07s

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