
You’re the Gold now, Man! (CREDIT: Peacock/Screenshot)
Take a leap and knock at my poker face: it’s Paul T. Goldman!
Jeff "Jmunney" Malone's Self-Styled "Expert" Thoughts on Movies, TV, Music, and the Rest of Pop Culture
February 5, 2023
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You’re the Gold now, Man! (CREDIT: Peacock/Screenshot)
Take a leap and knock at my poker face: it’s Paul T. Goldman!
February 3, 2023
Cinema, Entertainment To-Do List, Music, Podcasts, Sports, Television . I :, 80 for Brady, : I I ., Drifting Off with Joe Pera, flag football, Grammys, Joe Pera, John Frusciante, Knock at the Cabin, Not Dead Yet, Podcasts, Pro Bowl, Pro Bowl Games, South Park Leave a comment

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.
Movies
–80 for Brady (Theaters)
–Knock at the Cabin (Theaters)
TV
–Not Dead Yet Series Premiere (February 8 on ABC) – Gina Rodriguez is back!
–South Park Season 26 Premiere (February 8 on Comedy Central)
Music on TV
-65th Annual Grammy Awards (February 5 on CBS)
Music
-John Frusciante, . I : and : I I .
Podcasts
–Drifting Off with Joe Pera – The star of Joe Pera Talks with You helps you fall asleep in audio form.
Sports
-2023 Pro Bowl Games (February 5 on ABC, ESPN, and Disney XD) – They’re playing flag football this year, so I might check it out.
February 2, 2023
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CREDIT: Music Video Screenshots
Strong showing from movie tunes this year. And man, I just love it when those music-makers just jam out and go for it.
February 1, 2023
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Knock Knock (CREDIT: Universal Pictures/PhoByMo)
Starring: Dave Bautista, Ben Aldridge, Jonathan Groff, Kristen Cui, Nikki Amuka-Bird, Abby Quinn, Rupert Grint
Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Running Time: 100 Minutes
Rating: R for Bloody Fights with Medieval-Looking Weaponry and Tense Profanity
Release Date: February 3, 2023 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Andrew (Ben Aldridge) and Eric (Jonathan Groff) thought they were going to have a nice vacation in their cozy remote spot in the woods with their young daughter Wen (Kristen Cui). But then a group of unexpected visitors arrive, and they … well, it’s right there in the title. Second-grade teacher Leonard (Dave Bautista), nurse Sabrina (Nikki Amuka-Bird), short-order cook Adriane (Abby Quinn), and gas company employee Redmond (Rupert Grint) claim that they’re on a mission to prevent the looming apocalypse. The four of them have been haunted by the same visions that have led to an inescapable conclusion: Andrew, Eric, and Wen must choose to kill one member of their family, or else everyone else in the world will die. Whoever is sacrificed cannot die at his or her own hands, nor can Andrew and his associates carry out the act. Andrew and Eric are naturally incredulous, believing it’s much likely that this is an elaborately staged homophobic attack. But a series of catastrophic coincidences – not to mention the trauma of being trapped in a confined space – leads them to at least consider the possibility that something profoundly cosmic could be happening.
What Made an Impression?: Every movie that M. Night Shyamalan has made since The Sixth Sense has been burdened by the expectation of “Can he pull off another twist like THAT again?” And he’s pretty much embraced that reputation, with a seemingly endless series of attempts to gobsmack us at the end. It’s never been as phenomenally successful as the ghost tale that made his name, and in fact a few times it’s gotten more than a bit silly. But ever since getting back to basics with 2015’s The Visit, he’s displayed a much more consistently deft touch with his conclusions.
Knock at the Cabin‘s premise certainly invites speculation about a potential twist ending. Is the apocalypse realer than we could have possibly imagined? Or will it be revealed as something else entirely once our perspective is adjusted? Without spoiling anything, I’ll note that this is Shyamalan at his most challenging (rewardingly so, if you can get on the film’s wavelength).
What struck me the most about Knock at the Cabin is its plausibility. Leonard’s evidence of the apocalypse are events that you can find on real world newscasts just about every single day: earthquakes and tsunamis, a new deadly disease, planes malfunctioning in mid-air. And Bautista, who’s always been a reliable screen presence, is an absolute revelation here, delivering a series of monologues with quietly passionate, tenderly direct conviction.
Knock at the Cabin left me with a truth that I already fully bought into, but that I’m seeing now more clearly than ever: The world is a scary place, and the family unit often bears the brunt of that cruelty. And sometimes we have to make impossible decisions for the love that binds us to carry on.
Knock at the Cabin is Recommended If You Like: The Box, Shyamalan-ian close-ups and flashbacks, Daddies
Grade: 4 out of 5 Sacrifices
February 1, 2023
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Welcome to M’s Nightmare (CREDIT: Phobymo/Universal Pictures)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for February 2023:
Knock at the Cabin: M. Night Shyamalan gets all apocalyptic. The premise sounds like The Box, except that the reward is saving humanity instead of a million dollars.
Knock at the Cabin arrives in theaters February 3.
January 31, 2023
Cinema, Movie Reviews 80 for Brady, Alex Moffat, Billy Porter, Bob Balaban, Glynn Turman, Guy Fieri, Harry Hamlin, Jane Fonda, Jimmy O. Yang, Kyle Marvin, Lily Tomlin, Matt Lauria, Rita Moreno, Rob Corddry, Ron Funches, Sally Field, Sara Gilbert, Tom Brady 1 Comment

Go for 2. (CREDIT: Paramount Pictures)
Starring: Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda, Rita Moreno, Sally Field, Tom Brady, Billy Porter, Rob Corddry, Alex Moffat, Guy Fieri, Harry Hamlin, Bob Balaban, Glynn Turman, Sara Gilbert, Jimmy O. Yang, Ron Funches, Matt Lauria
Director: Kyle Marvin
Running Time: 98 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Saucy Seniors and One Signature F-Bomb
Release Date: February 3, 2023 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: There’s a reason why the Super Bowl MVP says “I’m going to Disney World!” and not the other way around. The NFL championship game and Mickey Mouse’s theme park complex are both eternally popular, but the former tends to be a far more expensive proposition for most potential attendees. But some people refuse to back down from steep odds, even if society insists they’re better off just staying home. In the based-on-a-true-story 80 for Brady, four longtime friends and New England Patriots superfans decide that the 2017 big game is their last best chance to see their hero quarterback in person, so they get up and make their way down to Houston. Here’s the tale of the tape for the starting lineup: ringleader Lou (Lily Tomlin), a cancer survivor who knows a thing or two about beating the odds; recently divorced Trish (Jane Fonda), who’s made a name for herself with her Rob Gronkowski-based fan fiction; recently widowed Maura (Rita Moreno), who’s basically the star of the local retirement home; and statistics-obsessed Betty (Sally Field), who could really use a break from her adorable but needy husband (Bob Balaban).
What Made an Impression?: Circa 2017, I believed that Tom Brady was, if not quite a cheater, still all too willing to bend the rules as far as they could go in his favor. Now in 2023, I think he should retire for the sake of his family. So while it can be thrilling to witness record-setting athletic excellence, I’m not exactly rooting for him to keep adding to his long list of accomplishments. In other words, I’m not exactly the ideal viewer for a movie in which Tom Brady plays himself and all the main characters treat him as the most lovable quarterback ever.
But when the movie in question stars these four ladies, the formula is a little different. If the promise of a Tomlin-Fonda-Moreno-Field roster has your heart aflutter, then you’ll be glad to know that 80 for Brady delivers a touchdown or four. And you don’t need to be a fan of football or the Patriots in particular to appreciate it. In fact, it’s probably better if you aren’t, so that you don’t have to fight through any preconceived biases.
This is the sort of movie that is filled with scene after scene that’ll make you object, “There’s no way it could possibly work that way,” while also forcing you to concede, “But I don’t care! Everyone’s having too much fun!” This is a silly adventure where everything works out a little too perfectly, but because of the camaraderie on display, you’re all too happy to allow it.
80 for Brady is Recommended If You Like: Septuagenarian, Octogenarian, and Nonagenarian Queens
Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Super Bowls
January 29, 2023
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Lil B. Gardner (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)
Nom nom nom nom nom! That’s the sound of being hungry for new SNL. I’m never not hungry. Luckily, this weekend Michael B. Jordan and Lil Baby both made their debuts, so there was plenty of fresh comedy and music to check out.
Earlier this season, I reviewed an episode by simply transcribing the notes I wrote in my notebook while watching the episode (which I was able to do after clicking “Play” on my DVR). And I loved that so much that I decided to do it again!
January 29, 2023
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Hey, Abbott! (CREDIT: 6abc Philadelphia/Screenshot)
Aunt Beth and Jeff are present to talk about Abbott Elementary. Guest and Niece-in-law/Cousin-in-law Katie Malone provides the teacher’s perspective.
Also: an AI version of That’s Auntertainment.
January 27, 2023
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You’ll have to speak up – you’re ‘Shrinking’! (CREDIT: Apple TV+)
Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.
Movies
–Infinity Pool (Theaters)
TV
–Shrinking Series Premiere (January 27 on Apple TV+) – Harrison Ford and Jason Segel finally team up!
Music
-Sam Smith, Gloria