‘Mutiny’ Review: Jason Statham is On a Boat

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Jason Statham as Cole Reed in Mutiny … ’nuff said? (CREDIT: Dan Smith/Lionsgate)

Starring: Jason Statham, Annabelle Wallis, Jason Wong, Roland Møller, Arnas Fedaravicius, Adrian Lester, Ramon Tikaram

Director: Jean-François Richet

Running Time: 95 Minutes

Rating: R for The Typical Violence and Language of This Genre

Release Date: August 21, 2026 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Ex-Marine Cole Reed (Jason Statham) has been laying low ever since the death of his father. He’s now serving as the bodyguard/chess rival to retiring Thai shipping magnate Tibu Campallo (Ramon Tikaram), but all, of course, is not so peaceful as it may seem. While Cole is driving Tibu home one evening (what is this, The Transporter?), they’re lethally ambushed, and Cole is framed for Tibu’s execution. As he sets out to achieve vengeance, he makes his way onto a cargo ship, where he ends up squaring off the dastardly captain (Roland Møller). He also unexpectedly teams up with third mate Angie (Annabelle Wallis), who would much rather be spending time with her young daughter but instead uncovers a human trafficking operation hidden within the vessel.

What Made an Impression?: Just the Fisticuffs, Thanks: On a Jason Statham Scale of Derangement that goes from “Some Movie I Can’t Remember the Name Of” to Crank, Mutiny scores about a 4. Or maybe just a 2. But the sort of 2 that is plenty satisfying if you’re into the no-frills straightforward action sort of thing.
Fight Choreo Eval: So since this is a straightforward action movie, what do the combat scenes actually deliver? For the most part, Cole and his adversaries face off via fairly close range gunfire, but the real fun commences when they go more mano a mano. There’s one satisfyingly gnarly moment when Cole whips out a knife to demonstrate his precision cutting skills. But other than that, Mutiny isn’t trying to wow us with any unusual and/or inventive moves. Instead, it offers the simple pleasures of cleanly shot action between clearly defined combatants, and that’s not nothing.
We Ought to Recognize Him: Is Jason Statham one of our most consistent actors working today? He’s not always as sublime as he is in the aforementioned Crank or allowed to be as loosey-goosey as he was in Spy. But I don’t think I’ve ever seen him give a bad performance. And Mutiny is just the latest concurring evidence of that. You know the baseline that he guarantees, and that’s not to be sneezed at.
Remaining on Standby: You know who delivers a subtly terrific supporting performance in Mutiny? Adrian Lester, that’s who. He’s not someone I was terribly familiar with (if at all) before this. And as a Navy captain responding to a distress call sent by Angie, he doesn’t do much besides stand still and answer the phone. But you know what? That’s an essential role in this genre, and Lester pulls it off about as well as anyone ever has. His authority is not to be questioned.

Mutiny is Recommended If You: Need your Annual Dose of Statham

Grade: 3 out of 5 Stowaways

‘Plane’ Keeps It Plain and Simple by Gerard Butler Standards

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Not Pictured: The Plane (PHOTO CREDIT: Kenneth Rexach)

Starring: Gerard Butler, Mike Colter, Yoson An, Tony Goldwyn, Daniella Pinda, Kelly Gale, Rami Adeleke, Haleigh Hekking, Lily Krug, Joey Slotnick, Oliver Trevena, Paul Ben-Victor, Quinn McPherson

Director: Jean-François Richet

Running Time: 107 Minutes

Rating: R for Guns and Machetes

Release Date: January 13, 2023 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: I don’t work in the airline industry, but I’m pretty sure the flight in Plane never should have been cleared for takeoff. (Although to be fair, that is the conclusion that the majority of the airline workers in this movie arrive at.) Anyway, widowed Captain Brodie Torrance (Gerard Butler) just wants to get through this one last flight before he’s able to visit his daughter Daniela (Haleigh Hekking). But instead, his titular aircraft is struck by lightning, and he’s forced to make an emergency landing in a remote jungle in the Philippines. He sticks the landing, but now he’s got to deal with a bunch of thirsty, irritable passengers, one of whom is a prisoner (Mike Colter) charged with homicide who for some reason is being extradited on a commercial flight. And an even bigger headache arrives when they discover that they’re in an essentially lawless area that’s run by a militia that may just be interested in holding them for ransom.

What Made an Impression?: I’ve never really been a fan of the Gerard Butler Brand of Action Thrillers, which tend to posit that the world is a sick, violent place, and someone has to stand up if anybody is going to survive. Sure, kidnappings and coups do happen in the real world, but that doesn’t mean that movies about them have to be so joyless. But while it’s not my cup of cinematic tea, there appears to be a loyal audience for this type of genre flick. So for those of you in the market, you’ll be pleased to know that Plane has a clear premise, clearly established stakes, and cleanly shot action. I at least appreciated that the beachside setting allowed for plenty of sunny cinematography. I’m still not a Butler convert, but I respect him for committing to do what works for him.

Plane is Recommended If You Like: Olympus/London/Angel Has Fallen, Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal’s Complete Filmographies

Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Planes