The 21 Best Horror Movies Since 2000

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The AV Club recently posted their list of the best horror films since the turn of the century, so I came up with my own list:

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21. Piranha 3D
20. [REC]
19. Final Destination 5
18. Mama
17. Let Me In
16. The Visit

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SNL Recap December 5, 2015: Ryan Gosling/Leon Bridges

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SNL: Leon Bridges, Ryan Gosling, Taran Killam

This review was originally posted on Starpulse in December 2015.

Ryan Gosling is not exactly known for comedy, but lack of an established funny bone has not stopped other folks from becoming iconic “SNL” hosts. Gosling is an affable enough fellow, so it is not surprising that he might want to garner some yuks, but his trademark of soulfully staring off into the distance is not a great fit for a show that usually requires going big. Thus, he appears out of his element throughout this episode, with multiple flubs and bits of cracking up. But that only makes him even more charming. As for the show itself, it is a little more out-there than usual.

A Christmas Message from Donald and Melania Trump – The greetings to America from this bizarrely potential First Couple are a reliable enough recurring cold opening for as long the Donald’s campaign lasts. Taran Killam improves his impression by underplaying, since his the guy he’s playing is already ridiculous enough. But the real star here is Cecily Strong as his wife, whose ditzy rhetorical questions somehow make her sound sensible, at least when sitting next to the guy she’s with. C+

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What Won TV? – November 29-December 5, 2015

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

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Sunday – The Affair
Monday – Fargo
Tuesday – The Muppets
Wednesday – You’re the Worst
Thursday – Comedy Bang! Bang! finally taught us how to host. (Also of note: Nathan made a friend on Nathan for You, while Julianne Moore AND Elena joined Billy on the Street.)
Friday – Tim and Eric’s Bedtime Stories
Saturday – Doctor Who

This Is a (Quickie) Movie Review: Brooklyn

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Brooklyn is a film about decision-making. After returning to her homeland for her sister’s funeral, Irish immigrant Eilis Lacy (Saoirse Ronan) has two fine choices for how her life should proceed: return to New York to start a new life with Italian-American beau Tony (Emory Cohen), or remain with her family and childhood friends and possibly explore a romance with a lad named Jim Farrell (Domhnall Gleeson). Though she agonizes over the decision, as both options offer the promise of personal and professional happiness, her story progresses such that there is really only one right choice. It is small-scale, but infinitely relatable. Making any major life decision means that different major decisions have not been chosen. Eilis is lucky enough to know what she really wants, even when it overwhelms her. That said, it still takes a lot of effort to put those desires into action. It requires devoted acting to demonstrate the power of these moments – Ronan conveys a world of wonder as she looks ahead.

This Is a Movie Review: The Night Before

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The Night Before works best when invoking Christmas’ supernatural spirit. This is not the typical case of affirming the existence of Santa (though he is present, in the form of narrator Tracy Morgan). Instead, it is more of the It’s a Wonderful Life-style holiday magic, with Michael Shannon as Mr. Green, the weed dealer and guardian angel of the three main friends (Seth Rogen, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Anthony Mackie).

This fantastical side is just the right sort of flavoring, because otherwise, the film would just be a perfectly pleasant tale in which everything works out in the end (with the requisite shenanigans on the way there). But there is a mature, humanistic vision within. The female roles are not too huge, but in the moments they have, they manage as much depth as the men in their lives. Rogen plays his typical man-child trying to grow up but freaking out about it, but it works partly because his significant other (Jillian Bell) is actually allowed to feel much the same way and strengthen their bond because of it. As a steroid-using football player, Mackie has a mother (Lorraine Toussaint) stern enough to call him out on his worst behavior but warm enough to have no love lost. JGL has the most significant arc, utilizing Christmas Eve to finally develop the capacity for romantic commitment. The object of his affection (Lizzy Caplan) manages to turn a tricky role that could have been an afterthought into a firm, but loving voice of reason that this otherwise meandering film needed.

The Middle 7.9 – “The Convention”

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The bird that leaves the nest too early ends up on drugs in Indianapolis. http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/12/03/the-middle-season-7-episode-9-recap-th

The Muppets 1.9 – “Going, Going, Gonzo”

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He’s not Gonzo the Great, he’s Gonzo the Greatest! http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/12/02/the-muppets-season-1-episode-9-recap-t

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