Five! Five-Timer SNL! (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)

Woo-hoo! This is Woody Harrelson’s fifth time hosting Saturday Night Live. His first was all the way back on November 18, 1989. And guess what? It’s also musical guest Jack White’s fifth time! (That does include his appearance with ex-wife Meg when the White Stripes were the MG back in October 2002.) So there’s really no other option for me besides reviewing the sketches of this episode with five (5) words each!

Trump Train Visit: The extras fit the scene.

Woody Harrelson’s Monologue: Wow, Woody can sure ramble.

Prison Visit: Some interesting facts about Chuckys.

please don’t destroy: The Stakeout: Was that dinner at midnight?

Slingshot: Great unconscious acting from Kenan.

Submarine Launch: ‘Twas a long time coming.

Cologuard: Minion comparison slayed me extra.

Jack White, “Taking Me Back”/”Fear of the Dawn”: Most electric blue period ever.

Weekend Update: The Jokes: Dangerously hilarious ping-ponging on display.
Weekend Update: Bill Walton: Indistinguishable from the real thing
Weekend Update: Gina Bianchi: A classic case of exaggeration.

The Hippo: Sometimes people are just clueless.

Jack White, “A Tip From You to Me”: Jack just keeps on going.

Two Men Speak in the Most Beautiful Gym in the World: Wondrous line after wondrous line.

Now five words about the next new episode, due on March 4: Post-Bowl, Kelce and the Ballerini.