In another universe, I would have loved to win Oscars with you. (CREDIT: Allyson Riggs/A24)

Here’s a right quick rundown of the Oscar race’s likeliest winners on Sunday, March 12, 2023, and whom I would vote for if I had a ballot.

Best Picture
Prediction: Everything Everywhere All at Once
Preference: Everything Everywhere All at Once

Best Director
Prediction: Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert
Preference: Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert

Lead Actor
Prediction: Brendan Fraser
Preference: Colin Farrell

Lead Actress
Prediction: Michelle Yeoh
Preference: Michelle Yeoh

Supporting Actor
Prediction: Ke Huy Quan
Preference: Ke Huy Quan

Supporting Actress
Prediction: Stephanie Hsu
Preference: Stephanie Hsu

Adapted Screenplay
Prediction: Women Talking
Preference: Glass Onion

Original Screenplay
Prediction: Everything Everywhere All at Once
Preference: Everything Everywhere All at Once

Original Score
Prediction: Babylon
Preference: Babylon

Original Song
Prediction: “Naatu Naatu”
Preference: “Naatu Naatu”

Cinematography
Prediction: All Quiet on the Western Front
Preference: Elvis

Animated Feature
Prediction: Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio
Preference: Turning Red

Costume Design
Prediction: Everything Everywhere All at Once
Preference: Everything Everywhere All at Once

Film Editing
Prediction: Everything Everywhere All at Once
Preference: Everything Everywhere All at Once

Makeup and Hairstyling
Prediction: The Whale
Preference: The Batman

Production Design
Prediction: Babylon
Preference: Avatar: The Way of Water

Sound
Prediction: Top Gun: Maverick
Preference: Top Gun: Maverick

Visual Effects
Prediction: Avatar: The Way of Water
Preference: Avatar: The Way of Water

Documentary
Prediction: Fire of Love
Preference: Fire of Love (the only one I’ve seen)

International Feature Film
Prediction: All Quiet on the Western Front
Preference: I haven’t seen most of them

Animated Short
Prediction: An Ostrich Told Me the World is Fake and I Think I Believe It
Preference: An Ostrich Told Me the World is Fake and I Think I Believe It

Live Action Short
Prediction: Le pupille
Preference: The Red Suitcase

Documentary Short Subject
Prediction: The Martha Mitchell Effect
Preference: The Martha Mitchell Effect

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