The 2011 MTV Movie Awards (Excuse Me, Twilight: Eclipse Awards) Preview

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The 2011 MTV Movie Awards are happening this upcoming Sunday, June 5th.  (Jason Sudeikis is the host – he can be funny.)  For those of you who haven’t watched the Golden Popcorn-fest in about ten years, you haven’t missed much.  It isn’t quite as cool as it used it to be in the nineties, back when Jim Carrey dressed as a Foghat-obsessed biker and the film parodies were actually clever and not just filled with as many references as possible.  (Remember Armagedd’N Sync?)  But now, thanks to the fact that people can vote as many times as they want, and considering that teenage girls are the only ones inclined to take seriously MTV awards shows and the only ones inclined to vote 100 times a day, the Movie Awards have been commandeered by the Twilight crowd.  The first two Twilight films won Best Movie the past two years, and odds are that Eclipse will make it three in a row.  Chances are also that it will win every other category in which it is nominated, as the only category in which it was nominated the last two years that it did not also win was Best Song 2 years ago (“The Climb” from Hannah Montana beat out Paramore’s “Decode” – the one instance in which Twilight actually deserved to win).  Here are the categories in which Eclipse has at least one nomination, listed in order from safest bet for Twilight to best chance that something else may actually win:

(For those of you despairing over the current all-Twilight, all the time nature of the show, remember that the Lord of the Rings trilogy won Best Movie three years in a row at the beginning of the century.)

Best Movie
If 2 of the 3 highest grossing (domestic) movies of all time (The Dark Knight, Avatar) couldn’t beat Twilight, then what chance is there for Inception, merely the 41st-highest grossing (domestic) earner of all time?

Best Male Performance
Four of the nominees are the same as last year.  So we can bank on R Pattz finishing ahead of Taylor, Dan Rad, and Zac again.  So is there anyone out there who thinks that Jesse Eisenberg is so much bigger than Channing Tatum in the eyes of the MTV crowd that he can close the gap on R Pattz?  Anyone?

Breakthrough Performance
Robert Pattinson won here two years, before he was allowed to be nominated in the Male Performance category.  Last year Anna Kendrick won forUp in the Air, but as she is also in the Twilight movies, that was essentially a proxy vote for Twilight.  Xavier Samuel has broken through the least of all of this year’s nominees, but he is also the only one from Twilight, and nobody else really sticks out.  Olivia Wilde could win if teenage and twentysomething men were voting, but that group generally doesn’t vote.  I am 23, and I did vote, but I didn’t vote for her.  Chloë Grace Moretz is deserving and was in a role that is MTV-friendly.  And young girls have won the Golden Popcorn in the past (Daveigh Chase for The Ring, Anna Chlumsky for My Girl), but they weren’t up against Twilight.

Best Female Performance
I find it slightly funny that Kristen Stewart has been winning this award lately because I think that Twihards are  more fans of Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner than they are of a girl that some of them are probably jealous of.  But who else are they going to vote for, I guess.  Could they vote for Natalie Portman, though?  She’s won every other award, but that doesn’t really mean anything when it comes to MTV.  (Just for the sake of pointing it out, Tom Hanks, in Philadelphia, is the only person to ever win an Oscar and an MTV Best Male or Female Performance Award for the same role.)

Best Kiss
Thanks to its unapologetically indulgent romance, this should be the the premiere category for Twilight.  So why do I not have this ranked as the safest bet for Eclipse?  Because of the buzzworthiness of its deserving competitor: Natalie and Mila in Black Swan.  MTV voters have a history of awarding same-sex kisses – same-sex kisses that are not merely sensationalistic but that actually have a purpose in the context of the movie.  It’s been four years since the last same-sex winner (Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen in Talladega Nights) and eleven years since the last girl-on-girl winner (Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair in Cruel Intentions, not including the three-way winner of Owen Wilson, Amy Smart, and Carmen Electra in Starsky & Hutch).  Since Eclipse is doubly nominated, there could be vote splitting, or Twihards may just vote for both.  But keep in mind that guys won’t be the only ones voting for Black Swan, as the attendance for that ballet pic was driven primarily by women, so ladies slightly older than the Twihard crowd may go the taboo route.

Best Fight
Twilight won here two years ago and then took off last year.  Its primary competition this year is Joseph Gordon-Levitt and the subconscious security’s hotel dance in Inception.  Twilight has already shot down a Christopher Nolan-directed fight (Batman vs. the Joker in The Dark Knight), but this Nolan-directed sequence may just have been the best movie scene of last year.  Again, that may not be enough to overcome the overwhelming nature of Twilight fandom, but awesome action does matter to the MTV crowd, as demonstrated by The Matrix dominating the 2000 MTV Awards.

And believe it or not, there are categories without any Twilight nominees.  Here’s how those might shake down:

Best Villain
Tom Felton
 won for Harry Potter last year, and he’s the favorite to win again, even though he’s not the primary villain and he only appeared in about ten minutes of this chapter.  Based on the fact that Tom was nominated over Ralph Fiennes, the older nominees (Christoph Waltz, Mickey Rourke, and Ned Beatty) may be too far out of the age bracket, but Leighton Meester may have a chance for an upset.

Best Comedic Performance
Easy A was the only one of the movies represented in this category that was a significant hit relative to expectations, so Emma Stone may just be the first ever female comedic winner.

Best Scared-As-S**t Performance
Inception is the only movie here that was actually a hit, but Ellen Page’s wasn’t exactly a primarily “scared” role.  So this will probably go to someone teenager-y like Minka Kelly in The Roommate (unless it goes to someone exorcism-y like Ashley Bell in The Last Exorcism).

Best Jaw Dropping Moment
There is nothing that stands out this year like a naked Ken Jeong last year.  So, inappropriately enough, this will probably go to Justin Bieber for the same reason that Twilight will win every other category.

Biggest Badass Star
I’m assuming that enough voters will agree that Alex Pettyfer has no business being in this category.  And Joseph Gordon-Levitt is not primarily thought of as a badass.  Though Chloë Grace Moretz may have a chance (I’m pulling for her – I mean, badass/Kick-Ass – hello!), this will likely come down to a battle between the star wattage of Smith vs. Downey.  MTV voters have a knack for rewarding sequel performances when they should have awarded – if anything – the initial chapter’s performance (Neve Campbell in Scream 2, Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible II), so Robert Downey, Jr. is the one to beat.

Best Line from a Movie
I appreciate that Tom Hardy’s quip from Inception was nominated, but it is probably too cheeky for the MTV crowd.  This being a new category, I can’t say for sure how I see it shaking down, but I think – I hope – that the winner will have come from the pen of Aaron Sorkin, and this being MTV, I give the edge to Justin Timberlake (along with Andrew Garfield).

MTV Movie Awards Premature Post

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Some of you may have seen an accidental preview of my post on the 2011 MTV Movie Awards, which I inadvertently published when I meant to merely save the draft.  You may have noticed that it looked a tad incomplete.  The finished version will be up soon.

Melissa McCarthy Oscar Buzz for Bridesmaids

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Upon returning home from catching a showing of Bridesmaids, I decided to scour the Internet to see if I could find any movie fans out there calling for Melissa McCarthy to be nominated for an Oscar her role as the feisty, rip-roaring Megan.  Since googling “Melissa McCarthy” and “Oscar buzz” together didn’t lead to any promising hits, I decided that I would go ahead and start the buzz myself.  So, Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, I hereby suggest Melissa McCarthy for your consideration for Best Actress in a Supporting Role for the 84th Academy Awards.

Springtime – It’s Not Just for Hitler and Germany, but Also Eighties Nostalgia

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Springtime at the movie theatre has lately been established as the time and the place for eighties nostalgia, what with the three most recent springs seeing the releases of the 1987-set Adventureland (released April 3, 2009), the 1986-set Hot Tube Time Machine (released March 26, 2010), and the 1988-set Take Me Home Tonight (released March 4, 2011 – technically that’s still winter, but let’s not split hairs).  All were disappointments at the box office, undeservingly so.  HTTM managed to be a minor hit, Adventureland was criminally mismarketed and overlooked, and TMHT was all but completely ignored.  But those of us who did see these gems were treated to a very eighties aural feast.  Based on my viewing of these blasts from the past, they each featured one song that stood out singularly – a signature song, if you will – among the rest of a soundtrack filled with synthesizers, hair bands, and other elements from the strangest era ever for pop music.  We are left to wonder, what nostalgic romp coming our way March or April 2012 will make great use of a “Jump” by van Halen, or a “How Soon is Now” by The Smiths, or even a “99 Luftballoons”?  For now, here are the signature songs from the above mentioned films:

Adventureland’s signature song – “Rock Me Amadeus” by Falco
“Jesus Fucking Christ!  They play this song like 20 times a day!”  “Fucking sadists.  Fucking sadists!”
With all due respect to Martin Starr as Joel, Austrian hitmaker Falco’s only American hit is a great song … but it is best listened to with the distance of time and a healthy dose of irony, neither of which is afforded by working at a crappy amusement park in the summer of 1987.  Adventureland perfectly demonstrates the principle of using setting to establish the mood, and the constant presence of “Rock Me Amadeus” is a major part of that.  It’s bad enough for James Brennan that he is missing out on a summer in Europe for one of the worst jobs ever; the added burden of “Amadeus” on constant repeat would be enough to make anyone wonder, “Who is trying to make me kill myself?”

Hot Tub Time Machine’s signature song – “Let’s Get It Started” as performed by Craig Robinson
Hot Tub Time Machine follows the nostalgic lead of Back to the Future in a lot of ways – time travel, sports betting as a sure thing, Crispin Glover, and a “song from the future.”  Back to the Future did feature some songs that would have been around by 1955 (“Mr. Sandman,” for one), but its most memorable music originated from later in the decade, with Marty McFly putting his spin on Chuck Berry’s 1958 class “Johnny B. Goode” (sure, Huey Lewis’ theme song and Alan Silvestri’s score are memorable, too, but they are not tied so closely to one scene the way that “Johnny” is).  Similarly, Hot Tub Time Machine features songs from the eighties, but its most memorable musical moment is not part of that decade at all.  HTTM is not particularly realistic or sweet or cheesy in its nostalgia, so it makes sense that it would ignore the era’s music when suitable.  And it is suitable when you have a secret weapon like the vocal talents of funnyman Craig Robinson.

Take Me Home Tonight’s signature song – “What You Need” by INXS
One might think that the Eddie Money power ballad namesake of Take Me Home Tonight would be this film’s signature song, but it actually never appears.  This may be partly due to the fact that this was not the original title, but that may not be the best theory when you consider that the namesake songs of the previous titles – “Young Americans” and “Kids in America” – also never appear in the film.  Of these three recent eighties nostalgia blasts, TMHT has the least polished soundtrack.  Thus, its signature song is the rare one that is incorporated smoothly into a memorable scene: the dance off between Barry and the Ralph Macchio wannabe.  I did not know that dance offs existed in the eighties, but I did know that INXS can lead to some great dancing, and thankfully someone else did, too.

Jmunney’s 2010 Oscar Prediction Contest Results

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Thank you to everyone who entered my blog’s inaugural Oscar contest. To my blog readers whom I do not know personally, you certainly made it interesting. This year’s winner was Joel Steven, one of those entrants whom I do not know personally. Joel correctly predicted 19 out of 24 categories. Congratulations Joel!
The toughest category proved to be Animated Short, which nobody got right, with everybody making the same wrong selection (Day & Night). Lead Actor, Adapted Screenplay, Animated Feature, and Sound Editing proved easier, with everyone correctly picking Colin Firth, Aaron Sorkin, Toy Story 3, and Inception, respectively.
Detailed results are below:

1. Joel Steven – 19

2. Greg Hernandez – 17

3. Walter Wojcik – 16

T4. Brenton Andreasik – 15

T4. Joe Ball – 15

T4. Dave Coyle – 15

7. Rob Malone – 14

8. Jason Tkach – 11

Jmunney’s 2010 Oscar Prediction Contest

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ONLY 2 DAYS LEFT!

(Correction: On the original post, I had the nominees for adapted and original screenplay switched up.  A few of you figured this out and made your picks accordingly.  One submitter did not figure it out, but I will transfer those selections to the correct categories, so all the picks will be counted correctly.)

The 2010 Oscars are soon approaching.  The ceremony will air at 8:00 PM Eastern Time on Sunday, February 27, on ABC, to be exact, which means there is still enough time for another Oscar prediction contest.  This particular contest is of the simple pick the winners variety.  The winner will receive nothing, except for bragging rights.  Keep in mind, if you make predictions but do not enter this contest, whatever bragging rights you earn will not be official.  Winning this contest will make those rights official.  Come next year, the prize of this contest may have some monetary value.

Also next year, I am planning to also include an alternative oscar contest, which will quiz you on your predicting abilities for various random aspects of the Oscar results and telecast (How long will the show be?  Who will be the first winner to cry?  Who will have the longest acceptance speech?, etc.).  I did not feel that I had enough time this year to fully do justice to the alternative contest, thus why it will be making its initial appearance next year.

The list of nominees appears below.  To enter the contest, predict the winner in each category and e-mail your predictions to me at jeffmalonesemailaccount@gmail.com.  All entries must be received by 7:59 on Sunday, February 27.

Best Picture 
127 Hours
Black Swan
The Fighter
Inception
The Kids Are All Right
The King’s Speech
The Social Network
Toy Story 3
True Grit
Winter’s Bone

Best Actor
Javier Bardem, Biutiful
Jeff Bridges, True Grit
Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network
Colin Firth, The King’s Speech
James Franco, 127 Hours

Best Actress
Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right
Nicole Kidman, Rabbit Hole
Jennifer Lawrence, Winter’s Bone
Natalie Portman, Black Swan
Michelle Williams, Blue Valentine

Best Supporting Actor
Christian Bale, The Fighter
John Hawkes, Winter’s Bone
Jeremy Renner, The Town
Mark Ruffalo, The Kids Are All Right
Geoffrey Rush, The King’s Speech

Best Supporting Actress
Amy Adams, The Fighter
Helena Bonham Carter, The King’s Speech
Melissa Leo, The Fighter
Hailee Steinfeld, True Grit
Jacki Weaver, Animal Kingdom

Best Director
Darren Aronofsky, Black Swan
Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, True Grit
David Fincher, The Social Network
Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech
David O. Russell, The Fighter

Original Screenplay
Mike Leigh, Another Year
Scott Silver, Paul Tamasy, Eric Johnson, and Keith Dorrington, The Fighter
Christopher Nolan, Inception
Lisa Cholodenko and Stuart Blumberg, The Kids Are All Right
David Seidler, The King’s Speech

Adapted Screenplay
Danny Boyle and Simon Beaufoy, 127 Hours
Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network
Michael Arndt, John Lasseter, Andrew Stanton, Lee Unkrich, Toy Story 3
Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, True Grit
Debra Granik and Anne Rosellini, Winter’s Bone

Documentary Feature
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Gasland
Inside Job
Restrepo
Waste Land

Documentary Short
Killing in the Name
Poster Girl
Strangers No More
Sun Come Up
The Warriors of Qiugang

Animated Feature
How to Train Your Dragon
The Illusionist
Toy Story 3

Foreign Language Film
Biutiful (Mexico)
Dogtooth (Greece)
In a Better World (Denmark)
Incendies (Canada)
Outside the Law (Hors-la-Loi) (Algeria)

Film Editing
127 Hours
Black Swan
The Fighter
The King’s Speech
The Social Network

Cinematography
Black Swan
Inception
The King’s Speech
The Social Network
True Grit

Art Direction
Alice in Wonderland
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1
Inception
The King’s Speech
True Grit

Animated Short Film
Day & Night
The Gruffalo
Let’s Pollute
The Lost Thing
Madagascar, Carnet de Voyage (Madagascar, a Journey Diary)

Live Action Short Film
The Confession
The Crush
God of Love
Na Wewe
Wish 143

Visual Effects
Alice in Wonderland
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1
Hereafter
Inception
Iron Man 2

Sound Mixing
Inception
The King’s Speech
Salt
The Social Network
True Grit

Sound Editing
Inception
Toy Story 3
TRON: Legacy
True Grit
Unstoppable

Costume Design
Alice in Wonderland
I Am Love
The King’s Speech
The Tempest
True Grit

Makeup
Barney’s Version
The Way Back
The Wolfman

Original Score
A.R. Rahman, 127 Hours
John Powell, How to Train Your Dragon
Hans Zimmer, Inception
Alexandre Desplat, The King’s Speech
Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, The Social Network

Original Song
“If I Rise,” by A.R. Rahman, Dido, and Rollo Armstrong, 127 Hours
“Coming Home,” by Tom Douglas, Troy Verges, and Hillary Lindsey, Country Strong
“I See the Light,” by Alan Menken and Glenn Slater, Tangled
“We Belong Together,” by Randy Newman, Toy Story 3

Oscar Presenters

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It has been announced that the presentation of the acting categories at this year’s Oscars ceremony will not consist of groups of five presenters, one assigned to each nominee, as had been the case the past two years.  That’s too bad, because I had some ideas for whom they could have called on to present.  I preferred last year’s version, in which the presenters were former co-stars (or some other similar relation) of the nominees, as opposed to two years ago, when the presenters were just past winners in that category.  If the five-for-five format had been stuck with, here’s who I would have recommended:

Lead Actress
-John Cusack, for Annette Bening: In case Bening wins this year, it would be nice to have her co-star from The Grifters, which was the first movie she was nominated for.
-Tom Cruise, for Nicole Kidman: I’m sure they get along these days.  Tom doesn’t make a lot of live appearances on TV these days, so whenever he does, it is always a treat.
-Bill Engvall, for Jennifer Lawrence: I thought that Jennifer had come out of nowhere.  It turns out that she’d been playing one of the kids on The Bill Engvall Show for the past few years.
-Andy Samberg or Chris Parnell, for Natalie Portman: Before Black Swan, Natalie showed some edge in the classic SNL digital short, “Natalie Raps.”
-Joshua Jackson, for Michelle Williams: With Fringe being a great show, Joshua has had as much success lately as his former Dawson’s Creek-mate.

Lead Actor
-Johnny Depp, for Javier Bardem: Javier’s role in Before Night Falls alongside Depp was likely quite the contrast to Biutiful.
-Sam Elliott, for Jeff Bridges: I figured for Jeff, we should go with someone from his last Coen bros. joint, The Big Lebowski.  Julianne Moore, who would be there anyway for The Kids Are All Right, would have made sense, but she was already used for Jeff last year.  Luckily, Sam makes sense as well and fits in with the Western element of True Grit.
-Kristen Stewart, for Jesse Eisenberg: News of Kristen Stewart presenting could have drawn some Twihards to watching the show, but it could have also turned some people off.  But her performance in Adventureland alongside Eisenberg proved that she actually could act.
-Jennifer Ehle, for Colin Firth: They were iconic together in Pride and Prejudice, and they reunited in The King’s Speech.
-Seth Rogen, for James Franco: Seth, Franco’s Pineapple Express costar, could explain how playing a guy with his arm trapped under a rock is similar to playing a pothead.

Supporting Actress
-Will Ferrell, for Amy Adams: Amy Adams’ characters have a thing for athletes, with Ricky Bobby having preceded Micky Ward.
-Daniel Radcliffe, for Helena Bonham Carter: Harry Potter himself could speak for all Brits by discussing the appropriateness of Bellatrix Lestrange portraying the Queen Mum.
-Robert De Niro, for Melissa Leo: Melissa costarred in a couple of movies with De Niro, albeit two of De Niro’s worst (Everybody’s Fine and Righteous Kill).
-Jeff Bridges, for Hailee Steinfeld: Like Gabourey Sidibe and Carey Mulligan last year, Hailee hadn’t been in anything big before this role, so the presenter would have to be a current costar.
-Guy Pearce, for Jacki Weaver: Most of Jacki’s costars over the course of her career would be unfamiliar to American audiences, so it would make sense to go with her most recognizable costar from Animal Kingdom.

Supporting Actor
-John Malkovich, for Christian Bale: Malkovich costarred with Bale in one of his earliest roles in Empire of the Sun.  Bale was already singularly intense at the age of 13.
-Ian McShane or Timothy Olyphant, for John Hawkes, Hawkes’ biggest role before Winter’s Bone was on the HBO series Deadwood, so either McShane or Olyphant would be appropriate.
-Rose Byrne, for Jeremy Renner: In 2007, Byrne and Renner costarred in an unnecessary, mildly entertaining sequel (28 Weeks Later).  Since then, in the past couple of years, Renner has racked up two Oscar noms, and Byrne two Emmy noms (for Damages).
-Kirsten Dunst, for Mark Ruffalo: Mark Ruffalo had a weird relationship with Kirsten Dunst in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.  He had a weird relationship with everybody in The Kids Are All Right.
-Kel Mitchell, for Geoffrey Rush: Kel and Geoffrey Rush were both in Mystery Men.  Considering that his old buddy Kenan has found success on SNL, Kel deserves whatever sort of exposure he can get.

Natty Pups

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The trailer for Bridesmaids – the first female-centric Judd Apatow production, directed by Freaks and Geeks alum Paul Feig – has been released.  It stars Kristen Wiig as Maya Rudolph’s maid of honor, but as you watch the trailer, keep an eye out for the real highlight at the 1:51-1:52 mark:

The puppies are awesome not only because they are so cute, but they are also awesome because it is not clear at all what they have to do with the rest of the trailer.

There seems to be a trend in which trailers include random shots, like this one, that cannot be made sense of in the context of the trailer.  A good many trailers these days, Bridesmaids clearly among them, are at their ends just mishmashes of quickly edited shots set to fast-paced music.  Bridesmaids’ puppy shot, though, sets a new standard: not only does it lack context and not only is it completely out of place, it also does not tease out the story in any way and its tone stands it contrast to the rest of the trailer without it lasting anywhere near long enough for that change in tone to make a difference.  Except insofar as it makes you go, “Aww.”

Cinematic Honorable Mentions of 2010

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Neither I nor the Academy considered the following worthy of a nomination, but they are nonetheless worthy of being mentioned.

Actor
Paul Rudd, How Do You Know – There was a good portion of How Do You Know during which Paul Rudd was not on screen.  Big mistake.  When he was around, he lit up the whole movie.

Actress
Elisabeth Shue, Piranha 3D – Some asked what Elisabeth Shue was doing in a movie like Piranha.  Here’s a better question: how could she have been any better for the role?

Supporting Actor
Jeff Goldblum, The Switch – The Switch – of all movies – featured Jeff Goldblum at his “hmm, erm” squirmiest best.

Supporting Actress
Portia Doubleday, Youth in Revolt – This is a kind of girl I woulnd’t mind falling for.
Melissa McMeekin/Bianca Hunter/Erica McDermott/Jill Quigg/Dendrie Taylor/Kate B. O’Brien/Jenna Lamia, The Fighter – If seven actresses could be nominated as one, then the Eklund/Ward sisters would have easily been in the mix.

Adapted Screenplay
Will Forte, John Solomon, and Jorma Taccone, Macgruber – Macgruber is no classic, but as far as adapting an SNL sketch goes, credit must be given for creating something that was (and necessarily had to be) significantly different from the sketch.

Editing
Seth Casriel, Matt Kosinski, and Matt Probst, Jackass 3D – Let’s keep in mind that a major reason why the Jackass stunts work as well as they do is because they are consistently well-edited.

Song
“Rock My Body,” written by Nathan Heller, Macgruber – Will Forte has a beautiful voice.

Best Movies of 2010

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Best Movies of 2010

On 2009’s list, I declared Jesse Eisenberg the biggest star of the year, thanks to the presence of Adventureland and Zombieland.  Then, in 2010, The Social Network was released.  Needless to say, I have high hopes for 30 Minutes or Less.  Leo, Chloë Grace Moretz, Richard Jenkins, and Adrien Brody all attempted to be the biggest star this year, but 2010 was ultimately all over the place.

As usual, each of the top ten movies is accompanied with a memorable line.  As for the best line of the year?  Everyone say it with me:

“Machete don’t text.”

1. Inception
Devin Faraci of CHUD.com has written an essential article about how Inception is a metaphor for moviemaking.  When an audience watches a movie in a theatre, it is like a shared dream.  The roles in Inception correspond to the roles in a movie: Cobb is the director, Arthur the producer, Ariadne the screenwriter, Eames the actor, Yusuf the technical guy, Saito the financier, Fischer the audience, and Mal the element of himself that the director inevitably imprints the film with.  Faraci also hints at the idea that this metaphor can be extended to say that how we experience dreams is not only like how we experience movies but also how we experience life.  We never know how we get where we are at the beginning of a dream, and when a dream ends, we are rudely ripped from it without a real chance for resolution.  In life, we do not know how we got to where we began.  Think back to your earliest memory.  How did you get to that point?  Sure, you probably know when and where you were born, and your parents can fill in the rest, but you only know all that because that is what you are told.  And when we die, we die, rudely plucked from life.  Perhaps from the viewpoint of the afterlife, the logic of life will seem like the logic of dreams.  But while we have the chance, we, like Cobb, are fighting for resolution, working at that one thing, that one idea, that will change everything.
Memorable Line: “So do you want to take a leap of faith or become an old man filled with regret, waiting to die alone?”

2. The Social Network
Yes, The Social Network is meaningful because it is the story behind one of the major forces in today’s society, and yes, it has also got those classic themes of friendship, betrayal, and the temptations of power.  But what really makes The Social Network so thrilling is its portrayal of genius at work.  The reason that its scenes of typing are engaging is because we know that any line of code Mark Zuckerberg comes up with could be gold.  We love Sean Parker even though he is introduced following a one-night stand because he pays attention to everything, always looking for a way to innovate.  Our attention is held because we know that at any moment, these characters could have some genius epiphany.  And we are also so fascinated, because even though these geniuses have changed society, it is not clear that the ways they have changed society, or themselves, have ultimately been for good.
Memorable Line: “If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.”

3. The Fighter
I have heard some people argue that Christian Bale’s performance was too dominant in The Fighter and that he nearly took over the entire movie.  Well, Dicky Ecklund nearly took over his brother’s life with his shenanigans getting in the way of his brother’s career.  Obviously The Fighter was more about family dynamics than it was about boxing.  (Why else would the Gatti fights have only been included in the epilogue?)  Micky Ward is portrayed by Mark Wahlberg as a silent, almost diffident man surrounded by dangerously strong-willed family members.  The ultimate resolution of the movie, then, is for Micky to stand up to all of them.  It could just be the power of Wahlberg’s performance, or it could also be that some small American towns have big identities, but I bought wholesale The Fighter’s showier scenes.  The “I’m the one fighting” scene came across over-the-top in the trailer, but in the context of the actual movie, it was the only thing that made sense.
Memorable Line: “I want Dicky back.  And I want you, Charlene.  And I want O’Keefe.  I want my family.  What’s wrong with that?”

4. Black Swan
To be able to fully appreciate Black Swan, it is necessary to be clear about its genre: psychological thriller.  The thrills and chills in such a film all come from the main character’s head.  The challenge for the audience is to determine what is not real and what (if anything) is real.  The trick is that certain elements are explicitly marked fake or might as well be (the girl on girl action, Nina’s transformation into an actual swan).  So the audience is coaxed into believing that everything else is real, but a quick deeper glance questions the wisdom of such a belief: Who is Lily?  Why does she always look like Nina when she is seen in the shadows?  Why do no other characters interact with Nina’s mom?  Then there are the scenes that appear to be partially real and partially fake: did Nina actually scratch herself even though only her reflection is shown doing the scratching?  Because Black Swan is principally informed by what is going on in someone’s head, it will continue to be debated and answers will never be complete.  But what is clear is that whatever crazy synaptic processes were going on, they were what she needed to accomplish what she was after.  And that is so often how success happens.
Memorable Line: “Wait, did you have some sort of lezzy wet dream about me?” … “Shut up.”

5. Toy Story 3
There are not too many great G-rated movies nowadays.  Part of that is because there are not too many G-rated movies at all.  Also, it is because most filmmakers don’t know how to or don’t care to have whimsy carry an entire movie.  Toy Story 3 is not very deep.  It is plain to see that its theme is the struggle of feeling useless when growing old.  But that lack of depth is okay when you have whimsy, and friends.
Memorable Line: “Are you classically trained?”

6. Exit Through the Gift Shop
After seeing Exit Through the Gift Shop, I am still not sure who made this movie.  Going into it, I thought it was directed by Thierry Guetta and that he chose to pretend that Banksy took over the directorial reins midway through filming.  But Banksy is listed as the director.  And also Thierry Guetta/Mr. Brainwash may not be an actual artist or even an actual person.  There is speculation that his entire existence is a hoax perpetrated by Banksy and/or that Banksy is Thierry Guetta.  Regardless of what is to be believed about Exit Through the Gift Shop (and a lot of it does seem true, particularly the portrayal of the Disneyland police), it has plenty to say about art.  The emergence of Thierry and his ever-present camera in the street art scene forced street artists to reflect upon their work.  All art is temporary to a certain extent, street art particularly so.  But with Thierry around, it didn’t have to be that way.  But did street artists want their work to be more permanent?  Such permanence seemed to encourage the idea that street art is a particularly democratic art.  But with the attention and the prices that Banksy pieces have commanded, street art doesn’t exactly lack prestige and is hardly as democratic as it may once have been.  As it is then, the tale of Thierry Guetta is a cautionary one: perhaps it is a good thing when the art world isn’t exactly democratic.
Memorable Line: “I used to encourage everyone I knew to make art; I don’t do that so much anymore.”

7. Let Me In
Let Me In is proof that unnecessary does not have to mean bad.  It made no sense that Let the Right One should have been remade.  It provided a Swedish perspective to what had become an all-encompassing craze in America.  Why would an American perspective need to be brought in?  Let Me In is definitely an Americanized version of Låt Den Rätte Komma In – Americanized in the best possible sense of the term.  Matt Reeves did not have to set Let Me In in the eighties, but it probably worked best for him because of the clips of Ronald Reagan he was able to get a hold of.  Setting this creepy tale against the backdrop of the rise of the moral majority was ingenious.  In a world of bullies and kind-hearted vampires, what is the role of religion?  And who are the real monsters?  Who isn’t?
Memorable Line: “Do you think there’s such a thing as evil?”

8. The King’s Speech
There have been plenty of great period British dramas in cinematic history, but I would place The King’s Speech in a more recent filmmaking trend by positing that it ought to be grouped with Superbad, I Love You, Man, and (to include some Britishness) The Damned United.  Yes, that’s right, The King’s Speech is a movie about bromance, or, as it was referred to at the time, male friendship.  My aunt was telling me that the relationship between these two men could not have worked if neither one was as strong-willed as the other.  I am not entirely sure if she meant the relationship Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush or the one between King George and Lionel Logue.  If she meant it both ways, then she was absolutely correct.  True friendship and dynamic acting comes from demanding the best from and respecting your friend and/or co-star.
Memorable Line: “Fuck fuck fuck!  Shit!  Balls … tits.”

9. Easy A
Just because you are a well-adjusted teenager does not mean you do not have to deal with the indignities of high school.  It is a hoot to watch Olive tell her tale because she is so mature and entertaining for her age, but she is not so mature as to not need any sympathy or to have no opportunity for growth.  Emma Stone really sells the whole package with her breakdown at the end.  Crying on camera is a tough trick, but she conveys what needs to be conveyed at the moment: she has tried so hard to be a good person, while it seems that everyone around her has decided that she cannot be.  This is generally a good strategy for making a well-adjusted person a memorable character: finally show her vulnerable side.
Memorable Line: “You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. It’s not really a term of endearment.”

10. Splice
Is this list bookended by two movies that are metaphors about movies?  The metaphor of Splice can be extended to the creation of any work of art, or any act of creation really.  When you release a movie, publish a book, release an album, unveil a painting, etc., it eventually becomes something other than what you intended due to the response of the audience.  Similarly, once Clive and Elsa were able to bring a creature like Dren to life, they had relatively little control over how it would develop.  The fact that a creation could change to the complete opposite of what they had intended was brought to a stark reality.  If you have the power to play god, you have to be prepared for the possibility that your creations will shock you.  God was prepared.  Clive and Elsa, not so much.
Memorable Line: “…it seems that Ginger has undergone certain hormonal changes.  She turned into a male.”

Honorable Mentions (Not Quite Top Ten Material, But They Deserve to be Mentioned More Than They Have Been): Edge of Darkness, Hot Tub Time Machine, Knight and Day, The Losers, The Other Guys, Piranha 3D, Step Up 3D, Youth in Revolt

Probably Good Ones That I Missed: Animal Kingdom, Another Year, The Illusionist, Inside Job, Monsters, Restrepo, Un Prophete

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