Plenty to Chow Down On in ‘The Menu’

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You show me your Menu, I’ll show you mine (CREDIT: Eric Zachanowich/Searchlight Pictures. © 2022 20th Century Studios All Rights Reserved)

Starring: Anya Taylor-Joy, Ralph Fiennes, Nicholas Hoult, Hong Chau, Janet McTeer, Judith Light, John Leguizamo, Reed Birney, Paul Adelstein, Aimee Carrero, Arturo Castro, Mark St. Cyr, Rob Yang

Director: Mark Mylod

Running Time: 106 Minutes

Rating: R for Deadly Threats That Demand to Be Taken Seriously

Release Date: November 18, 2022 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Would you pay upwards of $1000 for a seat at the most exclusive molecular gastronomy restaurant in the world? I certainly wouldn’t! Although maybe I would think about it if somebody else were paying for me, though I might still look askance at the whole affair. In that way I’m very much like Margot, Anya Taylor-Joy’s character in The Menu, as she finds herself whisked along by her pompous foodie boyfriend Tyler (Nicholas Hoult) to a remote island dedicated to the culinary craftsmanship of Julian Slowik (Ralph Fiennes). He’s assembled an exacting series of courses and a very particular lineup of guests for the evening. This is his last hurrah, and that’s very bad news for his customers, if you catch my drift…

What Made an Impression?: I gotta be honest: I thought this movie was going to be about cannibals. And that very much made me want to go see it! But there are in fact zero cannibals in The Menu, at least not literally. Nevertheless, I still had a good time. So that should tell you something. When a film simultaneously fully defies and satisfies expectations, you know we’re in business. Director Mark Mylod delivers the fun and games by meticulously altering reality just so. You might find yourself screaming, “There’s no way this could possibly happen!” Yet in the same breath, you’ll gladly concede, “But I’m grateful for this fantastical catharsis.”

A big reason for that is because Taylor-Joy is so preternaturally easy to root for. The brand of seared-black satirical humor on display here requires characters who obviously deserve their comeuppance. Most of the cast fits that bill with aplomb, but Margot on the other hand is an unassuming interloper. It’s nice to have a peep of light piercing through the darkness. Otherwise, you’d have to wallow in the stink of the wisecrackers, which can be entertaining, but also somewhat exhausting. With a surrogate like Margot, however, you can safely smile as everything burns.

The Menu is Recommended If You Like: Eating the rich

Grade: 4 out of 5 Courses

Who’s Feeling ‘Spirited’? Let’s Find Out!

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No spirits for you! (CREDIT: Apple TV+)

Starring: Will Ferrell, Ryan Reynolds, Octavia Spencer, Sunita Mani, Patrick Page, Joe Tippett, Andrea Anders, Marlow Barkley, Tracy Morgan, Aimee Carrero

Director: Sean Anders

Running Time: 127 Minutes

Rating: PG-13

Release Date: November 11, 2022 (Theaters)/November 18, 2022 (Apple TV+)

Right before seeing Spirited, I walked a few blocks past the theater and picked up a gelato milkshake. It was my first Christmas movie viewing of the season after all, and I wanted to feel festive. Now, it may be true that I didn’t order a candy cane variety or any other seasonal flavor, and it’s also true that I eat ice cream pretty much year-round anyway. But this shake managed to hit the spot I was seeking nonetheless. Anyway, I think the added sugar may have helped me stay awake the whole time, so I have to say thank you baby Jesus, because we’re talking a 2-hour-plus runtime here! Anyway, this riff on A Christmas Carol managed to pull off a minor heist, and the main love story was not what I would have guessed, so it’s got that going for it.

Grade: 2.5 Milkshakes out of 4 Bags of Popcorn

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 11/11/22

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First Name: Pickle, Last Name: Colbert

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (Theaters)
The Fabelmans (Limited Theaters, Expands Nationwide November 23)
Spirited (November 11 in Theaters, November 18 on Apple TV+) – Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds team up for the holidays.

TV
Dead to Me Season 3 (November 17 on Netflix)
Pickled (November 17 on CBS) – Celebrities play pickleball.
The Sex Lives of College Girls Season 2 Premiere (November 17 on HBO Max)

Music
-Bruce Springsteen, Only the Strong Survive

‘The Fabelmans’ aka Mr. Spielberg, Direct Thyself

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What a Fabel, man. (CREDIT: Merie Weismiller Wallace/Universal Pictures and Amblin Entertainment)

Starring: Gabriel LaBelle, Paul Dano, Michelle Williams, Seth Rogen, Jeannie Berlin, Judd Hirsch, Julia Butters, Keeley Karsten, Sophia Kopera, Robin Bartlett

Director: Steven Spielberg

Running Time: 151 Minutes

Rating: PG-13 for Some Cheeky Moments and a Few Bursts of Anger

Release Date: November 11, 2022 (Limited)/November 23, 2022 (Expands Nationwide)

What’s It About?: He’s been making some of the iconic movies in cinematic history for more than 50 years, and now he’s finally welcoming us into his personal life. I’m talking about Steven Spielberg, of course. Or actually I’m talking about Sammy Fabelman (Gabriel LaBelle), his fictionalized avatar in The Fabelmans.

Now, when I said a few sentences ago that Spielberg was “finally” letting us in, I was kind of joking, since certain aspects of his biography have been public knowledge for quite a while: the childhood in New Jersey and Arizona, the amateur moviemaking, his mother leaving his father for his father’s best friend, his dad making significant contributions to the history of computing. In fact, his background has already informed much of his filmography. So for plenty of cineastes, The Fabelmans is hardly necessary. But just because something isn’t surprising doesn’t mean it’s not worth watching, and there’s plenty to enjoy in Spielberg’s excavation of his own memories.

What Made an Impression?: You know, when I start reading a book, I often like to skip ahead to the last sentence to give myself a little preview of my future. So with that in mind, I’ll mention that The Fabelmans ends with a delightful bang in the form of Sammy’s encounter with a certain real-life legendary director, as played by another legendary director. I won’t say who they are, but I will say: you guys are gonna love it.

Anyway, what else should I spotlight that happens in the 2-plus hours leading up to that meeting? How about the fact that everyone in the cast is so fully committed? That’s certainly to be expected, considering their resumes and the level of professionalism around them. But seriously, everyone is such a character. Each member of the Fabelman family is bound to leave an indelible imprint on your heart. As Sammy’s mom and dads Mitzi and Burt, Michelle Williams and Paul Dano are exactly the sort of (usually, but not always) supportive mid-century suburban parents you’d hope they would be. And as the oldest of Sammy’s younger sisters Reggie, Julia Butters is wonderfully unrecognizable to those who know her from American Housewife and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood… Even Uncle Boris is unforgettable despite only showing up for a few days to sit shiva. That’s what happens when you give a small but crucial part to Judd Hirsch, I suppose.

And there are plenty of other people to meet outside the family as well! Seth Rogen is the most avuncular he’s ever been as Burt’s coworker/best friend Bennie. And Sammy’s quite the friend-maker himself. He needs to round out the casts for all the ambitious home movies he’s making, after all. Then when he makes his way to high school, he can’t help but encounter bullies, and girls who help clean him up after he runs afoul of those bullies. On that note, one of the best scenes is a conversation that he has with his soon-to-be-girlfriend and another girl who’s just learned (from Sammy) that her boyfriend’s been cheating on her. You know how teenagers are! Similarly, you probably also know how Steven Spielberg is, and it’s lovely to see that play out in Fabelman Form.

The Fabelmans is Recommended If You Like: E.T., Just about any American movie or TV show set in the 1950s or early 60s, and probably Cinema Paradiso (which I haven’t seen in its entirety, but based on what I’ve heard, it sounds like a good comp)

Grade: 4 out of 5 Cameras

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 11/4/22

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Merry Lindsay! (CREDIT: Scott Everett White/Netflix © 2022)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Something in the Dirt (Theaters)
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (November 4 on The Roku Channel)
Falling for Christmas (November 10 on Netflix) – Merry Christmas from Lindsay Lohan.

TV
Young Rock Season 3 Finale (November 4 on NBC)
Zootopia+ (November 9 on Disney+) – Shorts set in the Zootopia universe.
The Good Fight Series Finale (November 10 on Paramount+)

Music
-Caleb Landry Jones, Gadzooks Vol. 2
-Phoenix, Alpha Zulu

Sports
-New York City Marathon (November 6 on ESPN2 and ABC7 locally) –  I ran it last year, but not this year, though my sister’s running again.

There’s ‘Something in the Dirt’… It’s the Latest from Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead

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That’s some dirt! (CREDIT: XYZ FILMS/Screenshot)

Starring: Aaron Moorhead, Justin Benson

Director: Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead

Running Time: 116 Minutes

Rating: R for Philosophical Babble Occasionally Laced with Profanity

Release Date: November 4, 2022 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: If you asked me, “Hey, Mr. Movie Critic, who are your favorite indie filmmakers working today?”, then I would answer without hesitation “Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead!” (The exclamation point is there because I would be really excited to answer that question.)

That theoretical conversation is not what Something in the Dirt is about, but it is the perfect way to introduce it, since it’s the latest effort from the Benson-Moorhead directing duo. While they were locked down during COVID-19’s early days, they couldn’t help but make a new movie. Justin plays Levi, while Aaron assumes the role of John, two guys who live in the same apartment complex and notice some strange goings-on that seem to defy the laws of space and time. So they decide to make a documentary about it, all the while musing about gravity, electromagnetism, simulation theory, unexplainable phenomena, encounters with coyotes, and Dan Brown. But can their friendship survive their obsessions?!

What Made an Impression?: I found Something in the Dirt to be the most impenetrable of Benson and Moorhead’s films, even though it’s almost entirely just two guys talking to each other. But they drifted so far away from brass tacks that I was often left wondering, “Wait, did something happen that I missed while I was with you guys the whole time?” In some ways, that’s kind of thrilling, as they weave together a montage of simple images that appear to come from stock footage and readily accessible Internet sources and manage to make it feel like the entire fate of the universe is at stake. At other times, it just feels like frustrating smoke break-filled quasi-philosophical musings. (Although maybe that’s the point?)

As Levi and John’s efforts drag on into oblivion, there’s a bubbling antagonism, which isn’t much fun to be around. Luckily, that’s occasionally broken up by talking head interviews with the crew of their documentary-within-a-film. That sort of reality imposition trope pretty much always works for me, and that’s the case here.

I watched Something in the Dirt at home via an online screener, and I think it may have suffered a bit that way, because this is the sort of movie that begs to be fully immersed in. Although, I also suspect that home viewing has its advantages, what with modern technology allowing for pausing, rewinding, and copious note-taking. Still, this kind of feels like a doodle, but like a really detailed doodle that incorrigible artists can draw on command.

Something in the Dirt is Recommended If You Like: Conspiracy theory videos, Staying up all night to talk about conspiracy theory videos

Grade: 3 out of 5 Gravity Shifts

Look Up to the Sky, It’s Time to Say ‘Good Night Oppy’!

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Oh, what a night! (CREDIT: Prime Video)

Starring: The Spirit and Opportunity Rovers

Director: Ryan White

Running Time: 105 Minutes

Rating: PG for The End of a Technological Life Cycle

Release Date: November 4, 2022 (Theaters)/November 23, 2022 (Amazon Prime Video)

What’s It About?: It’s the early 21st century, so you know what that means: it’s time to explore Mars! Twin rovers Spirit and Opportunity lifted off from Earth in the summer of 2003, with both arriving on the red planet in January 2004. The latter, known affectionately as “Oppy,” was the second arrival, but he’s the star of the show here. Obviously the best view of this journey would have been hitching a ride with Oppy, but he wasn’t taking any passengers. So the next best option would have been keeping an eye on the action at NASA’s mission control. But the time has passed for that, of course, so for those of us who aren’t aerospace engineers, we can get caught up with all the action via a documentary on the big screen. And that’s what brings us to Good Night Oppy.

What Made an Impression?: If you’re a fan of space travel and unlocking the secrets of the universe, you’ll find plenty to geek out over in Good Night Oppy. Or if you’re a youngster, maybe this will be the formative moment to unlock a lifelong passion. But for those of us with a more passing interest, there isn’t a ton here in the way of shocking revelations. The possibility of life on Mars is a story that occasionally makes its way to the nightly news, after all. But this is still a winning experience, thanks to the unbridled enthusiasm of everyone on NASA’s rover teams. Vicariously soaking up their excitement is the major appeal here.

Good Night Oppy is Recommended If You Are: A NASA Employee or an Aspiring NASA Employee

Grade: 3 out of 5 Rovers

Is It Cool to Be ‘Prey for the Devil’?

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Could it be … Satan?! (CREDIT: Vlad Cioplea/Lionsgate)

Starring: Jacqueline Byers, Colin Salmon, Posy Taylor, Christian Navarro, Virginia Madsen, Ben Cross

Director: Daniel Stamm

Running Time: 93 Minutes

Rating: PG-13

Release Date: October 28, 2022

I didn’t have anything concrete planned for this Halloween, so why not see a new scary movie? The latest exorcism fare had just arrived in the form of Prey for the Devil, and I hadn’t caught an advance screening. Sure, it looked fairly straightforward, but I have an appetite for by-the-book scares. It was either that or the 3D re-release of the original Dawn of the Dead. But I didn’t want to pay the surcharge, and I figured I could catch the zombies anytime. Alas, when I got back home, I was bamboozled to discover that the DVD is out of print and it’s not streaming anywhere, not even for a rental fee. So I guess it’s still possible to scare me on Halloween after all!

Anyway, Prey for the Devil was pretty much what I expected.

Grade: I’ll Pray for the Souls of Those Who Made Prey for the Devil, But Just a Normal Amount

‘Weird,’ But True: This is the Most Accurate Movie Review Ever

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Weerd. (CREDIT: The Roku Channel)

Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Evan Rachel Wood, Toby Huss, Julianne Nicholson, Rainn Wilson, Spencer Treat Clark, Tommy O’Brien, Jack Lancaster

Director: Eric Appel

Running Time: 108 Minutes

Rating: Unrated (It’s a little over-the-top, but fun for all ages)

Release Date: November 4, 2022 (The Roku Channel)

What’s It About?: Did you see that fake trailer for a Weird Al biopic when it dropped on Funny or Die back in 2010? Now it’s fake no more! Well, the movie is real, but the trailer is still kind of fake, insofar as it was produced separately from the actual movie and most of the cast is different. Also, much of the biographical aspect of the whole endeavor is purposefully fake, befitting its subject.

Yes, I’m talking about Lynwood’s Alfred Matthew Yankovic, master musical parodist nonpareil! He’s played this time around by none other than Daniel Radcliffe, who doesn’t exactly resemble Al much beyond skin tone (and perhaps comedic sensibility). In case you haven’t figured it out by now, Weird: The Al Yankovic Story isn’t exactly sticking to the facts in the strictest sense of the term. We’ve already been blessed both with musical biopic parodies and with Weird Al sensing his cinematic muscles, so can this latest venture possibly meet those high standards?

What Made an Impression?: I am a Weird Al devotee. Whenever I encounter anything he’s ever done, I’m comforted by a sense of everything feeling right in the world. That’s all to say: Weird was kind of burdened by unfairly high expectations. How I can go on living if this movie weren’t non-stop hilarity?!

But within just a few minutes of the projector rolling, something magical happened: I laughed. And then I laughed some more. This was no mere forced tittering, my friends, but instead the most natural reaction in the world. Pulling this off couldn’t have been easy. We Weird Al fans are by definition uber-savvy about pop culture, so we can spot every predictable plot twist and turn from a mile away. And while occasionally Weird can’t help but be straightforward, there are enough times that had me going, “Whoa, where the heck did that come from?”

One of those bizarre decisions is a propensity towards a multiplicity of shots of characters watching major developments happen on small TVs. That was certainly a directorial CHOICE from Eric Appel, and I’m not sure why he did it, but it definitely stuck with me.

Besides its slippery relationship with reality, Weird‘s other major attraction is its whirlwind of celebrity cameos. You could certainly look them up ahead of time on a thoroughly maintained online database, but I’ll keep it a secret on my little corner of the Internet. Instead, I’ll describe my reactions to seeing these cameos arrive: “Oh wow.” “This is just too much.” “Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.” “I hope this never ends.” “There she is!” “How are we so blessed?” “Gah!” “Oh, man.” “!!!” “!!!!!” “!!!!!!!”

And for the record, yes, I did eat a cup of Rocky Road afterwards.

Weird is Recommended If You Like: UHF, Walk Hard, Bologna

Grade: 4 out of 5 Accordions

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 10/28/22

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Hello, Blockbuster? It’s your cousin, Randall Blockbuster. (CREDIT: Ricardo Hubbs/Netflix © 2022)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Armageddon Time (Theaters)
Prey for the Devil (Theaters) – New frights for Halloween.
The Wonder (November 2 in Theaters, November 16 on Netflix) – It stars Florence Pugh.

TV
Big Mouth Season 6 (October 28 on Netflix)
Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions (Begins October 31, check local listings) – A new format this year.
Blockbuster Season 1 (November 3 on Netflix) – Randall Park and Melissa Fumero work at a video rental store.

Music
-Babyface, Girls’ Night Out
-King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, Changes

Sports
-World Series (Begins October 28 on FOX) – Phils vs. ‘stros.

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