
Jeff asked his cousin Brady and the rest of the Maryland Malones to provide him with a Karaoke Korner lineup, and boy, did they deliver…
Jeff "Jmunney" Malone's Self-Styled "Expert" Thoughts on Movies, TV, Music, and the Rest of Pop Culture
February 21, 2021
Podcasts, That's Auntertainment Green Day, karaoke, Langhorne Slim, Podcasts, Taylor Swift, That's Auntertainment, The Devil Makes Three, Vampire Weekend Leave a comment

Jeff asked his cousin Brady and the rest of the Maryland Malones to provide him with a Karaoke Korner lineup, and boy, did they deliver…
February 19, 2021
Cinema, Entertainment To-Do List, Television Nomadland, Punky Brewster, Superman & Lois Leave a comment

Superman & Lois (CREDIT: DC/YouTube Screenshot)
Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.
Movies
–Nomadland (Theaters and Hulu)
TV
–Superman & Lois Series Premiere (February 23 on The CW)
–Punky Brewster Revival Series Premiere (February 25 on Peacock) – I’ve never watched the original, but I liked the Peacock Saved by the Bell reboot, so I might check out this one too.
February 14, 2021
Saturday Night Live, SNL Weekly Recaps, Television Nathaniel Rateliff, Regina King, Saturday Night Live, Saturday Night Live Season 46, SNL, SNL Season 46 Leave a comment

SNL: Nathaniel Rateliff, Regina King, Beck Bennett (CREDIT: YouTube Screenshot)
For the third episode in a row, SNL has two guests making their Studio 8H debuts, and for the third review in a row, I’m making mention of that fact. The host is Regina King, who’s probably better known for her dramatic work nowadays, but she’s sitcom royalty to a lot of people thanks to her time on 227. That’s a show I’ve never seen an episode of, though I have seen all 6 of her guest appearances on The Big Bang Theory. And as for musical guest Nathaniel Rateliff, I’m more familiar with him when he’s credited with his backing band the Night Sweats, but it seems like his music is pretty dang similar even when he’s flying solo.
This episode aired in the midst of the Australian Open, which is something I also enjoy watching.
I’ll start with the cold opening (a very cold place to start), which was Tucker Carlson Tonight (Grade: 1 Coup out of 2 Coos), which, indeed, featured a Tucker Carlson, and indeed, aired during the night.
February 14, 2021
Podcasts, That's Auntertainment Black Pumas, Podcasts, psyche, psychedelic soul, That's Auntertainment Leave a comment

Aunt Beth has soul, and she wants Jeff to feel it by having him listen to Black Pumas’ 2019 self-titled debut album.
February 10, 2021
Cinema, Movie Reviews Benedict Cumberbatch, Jodie Foster, Kevin Macdonald, Mohamedou Ould Salahi, Saamer Usmani, Shailene Woodley, Tahar Rahim, The Mauritanian, Zachary Levi Leave a comment

The Mauritanian (CREDIT: STX Films)
Starring: Tahar Rahim, Jodie Foster, Shailene Woodley, Benedict Cumberbatch, Zachary Levi, Saamer Usmani
Director: Kevin Macdonald
Running Time: 129 Minutes
Rating: R, Mainly for a Scene of Intense Torture
Release Date: February 12, 2021
In the 2000s and early 2010s, films that grappled with 9/11 and its aftermath tended to be combat thrillers, reaching an apotheosis in terms of cultural impact with 2012’s Zero Dark Thirty. Now the focus has turned toward the War on Terror’s legal repercussions. 2019’s The Report took a deep dive into the massive amount of paperwork detailing the CIA’s use of post-9/11 torture, and now The Mauritanian comes along to narrow its attention on the particular case of Mohamedou Ould Salahi, who was detained at Guantánamo Bay withou charge for more than a decade. His story has been told before via the likes of 60 Minutes and Salahi’s own memoir, but even if you come in to this movie completely cold (as I more or less did), it’s immediately obvious that we are witnessing a miscarriage of justice.
There’s essentially zero doubt at any point in The Mauritanian about Salahi’s innocence. We’re not exactly told this outright, but we might as well be. With the guarded way that Tahar Rahim plays Salahi, there is a sense that he might be susceptible to being tricked into thinking that he has abetted terrorist activity. But these are merely survival tactics, as he mostly keeps his head down and says what is demanded of him when he absolutely has to so as to stay alive and sane enough to get by. The main source of the movie’s tension then is how much our patience is tested: just how long – in real time and movie time – will Salahi be detained? Because if you know anything about Guantánamo Bay, you know it’s probably going to take a while. Luckily, he has a couple of competent lawyers on his case in the form of Nancy Hollander (Jodie Foster) and Teri Duncan (Shailene Woodley), and with Foster giving off Hall of Fame-level tenacity vibes, we can feel confident that there will be a happy ending eventually.
Salahi’s story is undoubtedly compelling, but in terms of how it works as cinema, it’s not an automatic slam dunk. It mostly avoids indulging in the shoutiest excesses of miscarriage-of-justice legal procedurals, but it perhaps swings too far in the opposite direction, opting for a low-key approach that’s content to mostly just hum along. Then there are the torture scenes, which is something I would happily never see re-created on screen ever again. That’s not to say that it’s always absolutely wrong to portray torture; the ethics of doing so are certainly debatable. But aesthetically, it tends to be jarring and unnecessary, very much so in this case. Still, despite my misgivings, I’m glad that movies like The Mauritanian exist. The value they offer by getting these stories out to a wide audience generally outweigh my trepidations.
The Mauritanian is Recommended If You Like: The due process of law, Un-redacting the redactions
Grade: 3 out of 5 Forced Confessions
February 9, 2021
Cinema, Movie Reviews Al Madrigal, Anna Mikami, Cleo Fraser, Ian Samuels, Jermaine Harris, Jorja Fox, Josh Hamilton, Kathryn Newton, Kyle Allen, The Map of Tiny Perfect Things Leave a comment

The Map of Tiny Perfect Things (CREDIT: Dan Anderson/Amazon Studios)
Starring: Kyle Allen, Kathryn Newton, Jermaine Harris, Josh Hamilton, Jorja Fox, Cleo Fraser, Anna Mikami, Al Madrigal
Director: Ian Samuels
Running Time: 99 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Random, Mostly Harmless Teenage Shenanigans
Release Date: February 12, 2021 (Amazon Prime Video)
Oh wow, another time loop movie already? Is Hollyweird required to release at least one of these per year? (Or does it just feel that way because it seems like all the days in the real world are just reruns?) This time around, the romantic story takes special prominence, as was also the case in the loopy likes of Groundhog Day, Palm Springs, and even Happy Death Day. As with Palm Springs, the main guy and gal in The Map of Tiny Perfect Things are both re-doing the same day, and it’s that commonality from whence their sparks fly (at least initially). And I mean, hey, why not! That’s a pretty significant similarity. If you’re living through a time loop, it’s hard to fully relate to anyone else unless they’re also living through that loop.
When we first meet Mark (Kyle Allen) and Margaret (Kathryn Newton), they appear to be at least dozens – if not hundreds (or thousands) – of loops deep. And quite frankly, they’re totally OVER it all. That’s not to say they’re in Despair Mode, but rather that they have a roll-with-the-punches attitude of teenagers privileged enough to not yet be crushed by the weight of adult responsibilities. In a typical time loop movie, breaking out of the loop requires (or is at least accompanied by) discovering how to be a better person. As for Mark and Margaret, sure, they learn some lessons, but that aspect feels more or less beside the point. Instead, they spend their time experiencing all the titular “tiny perfect things” (like the sunset or a cute lost dog reappearing) that occur in their town on this particular day, because what the heck else are they going to do with all this infinity?
Eventually, we do get an explanation about why this loop started and how it shall end, and your chances of finding it emotionally satisfying will probably depend on whether or not you’re a teenager or if you can at least tap into your inner teen. But before we get there, Tiny Perfect Things is more interested in the minutiae of making the most minute changes while repeating a process over and over. There’s a runner in which Mark explains everything that’s going on to his friend Henry (Jermaine Harris) while Henry plays video games. It’s in these moments when the movie is at its most comfortable, as it posits: what if life were like a video game in which you keep making it to the same point and try something different each time to survive or successfully complete a task? Depending on your inclination, the result would either be mind-numbing or endlessly fascinating (or perhaps both).
The Map of Tiny Perfect Things is Recommended If You Like: Twitch video game streaming, AB testing, Discovering postmodernism for the first time
Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Lost Dogs
February 8, 2021
Cinema, Movie Reviews Alan Kim, Han Ye-ri, Lee Isaac Chung, Minari, Noel Kate Cho, Steven Yeun, Will Patton, Youn Yuh-jung 1 Comment

Minari (CREDIT: Josh Ethan Johnson/A24)
Starring: Steven Yeun, Han Ye-ri, Alan Kim, Noel Kate Cho, Youn Yuh-jung, Will Patton
Director: Lee Isaac Chung
Running Time: 115 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Some Hilariously Surprising Potty Humor
Release Date: February 12, 2021 (Theaters)/February 26, 2021 (On Demand)
Minari is the heartwarming tale of a boy and his kooky grandma, who at first don’t get along very well. She’s not your typical grandma, and he only wants her around if she’ll bake cookies and offer hugs freely. But alas, she has zero culinary skills and would much rather dish out zingers than physical affection. I suppose I should also mention the tension between the boys’ parents, but I’d really prefer to focus my review pretty much exclusively on the grandma stuff. The title “Minari” refers to a wort plant native to East Asia, but if I had been in charge of naming this movie, I would have christened it “Mountain Water,” which is what the soda-guzzling grandma calls her beloved Mountain Dew. And that’s very important information, because the most memorable scene involves a new way of, shall we say, “doing the Dew.”
February 7, 2021
Commercials, Sports, Super Bowl Commercials, Television Bud Light, Cardi B, Dana Carvey, GM, Jason Alexander, Klarna, Maya Rudolph, Mike Myers, Super Bowl, Super Bowl Commercials, Super Bowl LV, Tide, Uber Eats, Wayne's World, Will Ferrell Leave a comment

People who are known for making me laugh made me laugh in these ads. Makes sense.
5. Bud Light Legends: I appreciate a sense of history.