This Is a Movie Review: Crimson Peak

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There was a recent article in Entertainment Weekly about how trailers are giving away major plot twists for the movies they are advertising. One example cited was Crimson Peak’s, which made it very clear that Lady Lucille (Jessica Chastain), sister of Sir Thomas (Tom Hiddleston), ends up a villain to Thomas’ new wife Edith (Mia Wasikowska). This reveal is not at all a spoiler. It is clear from Chastain’s first onscreen appearance (about 10 minutes in) that she is not trustworthy.

This lack of surprise is Crimson Peak’s entire m.o. Edith is warned multiple times to beware of the title location, among every other development that is foreshadowed in no uncertain terms. This is not necessarily a fault, as this is more or less the approach of gothic horror. When forgoing the element of surprise, a horror film must bring it thematically and aesthetically. On those counts, the story is fine, but nothing special. The acting is adequate, but mostly boring and straightforward; Wasikowska is really the only one who gets to show off complexity. The visuals at least are sumptuous, but even that area is not immune to the obviousness (what with an excessive use of iris fades).

Watch And/Or Listen to This: “Meet Jeffrey Malone, Writer/Editor/Media Producer”

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If you are in the media and/or journalism industries in New York City and are looking to hire a writer/editor/media producer, or know someone who fits that description, please check out this video:

The Muppets 1.6 – “The Ex-Factor”

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You don’t know Uncle Deadly. … No one does. http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/11/04/the-muppets-season-1-episode-6-recap-t

What Won TV? – October 25-October 31, 2015

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

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Sunday – The Good Wife
Monday – Jane the Virgin
Tuesday – A Fresh Off the Boat Halloween
Wednesday – A The Middle Halloween
Thursday – A Comedy Bang! Bang! Picture Show
Friday – A Jeopardy! Halloween
Saturday – Doctor Who

This is a Movie Review: Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension

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The tendency of the Paranormal Activity films – and indeed, a lot of long-running horror series – is to deepen the mythology and provide more answers and motivations with each sequel. This tracks as antithetical, going against the ambiguous grain that makes the originals successful. But while it might dilute the horror, this expansive approach can work if done well, adding intrigue by way of history, symbolism, and metaphor. The Ghost Dimension, supposedly the last in the PA series, promises to answer every question. That is to say, questions that nobody has been asking. No matter – the mysteries can be made up on the fly. Thus, a demonic method of time travel is introduced to tie the whole series together. It is a clever solution – too bad the film hardly bothers to explain its mechanics or purpose.

The binding of a traditional structure sinks The Ghost Dimension. Sticking with the found footage conceit is acceptable, but the Night 1, Night 2, etc. pattern of home security footage established by the first one is now pointless. It is not even clear what the numbers represent. They do not mark the number of days the family has been living in the house, nor the  days they have been haunted, nor the days that they have noticed the haunting. It might be the number of days they have set up their full array of cameras, but that does not matter.

As the series has expanded its universe, it has struggled to create interesting characters, which was never its strong suit in the first place. Katie and Kristi and their extended families were interesting enough, as they had a personal connection to the origins of the activity. From the fourth movie onward, each new family has just been the victim of circumstance, going through the motions of the original units. In The Ghost Dimension, it at times plays like the latest family is being specifically targeted, and at other times it plays like they just accidentally stumbled across it all. To wit, the discoveries in the house supposedly left behind by the past owners (a camera that can record the demonic presence, tapes with scenes that cover and expand the events of the third film) look like the key to combating the haunting. But ultimately none of this helps, and it is all probably there just to toy with the new family.

Surprisingly enough, the one unequivocally successful element is the one that had seemed the most cynical. The PA series has not established itself as a good fit for 3D – indeed, the dull, cheap quality of home security and old VHS’s would seem to be just the opposite. But the exploration of the titular “ghost dimension” utilizes the extra depth of the added spatial field in a weirdly successful manner. The paranormal presence is a dark, plasmatic blob with white specks that the 3D renders extra disorienting. Flecks of color on the edges of lamps and furniture give the disturbing sense that the projector has been improperly calibrated. Horror in this next dimension assuredly does not answer any mysteries, but it does breathe new life.

This is a (Quickie) Movie Review: Black Mass

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I’m not entirely sure how to review Black Mass. It has an edifying story, performed by a fine cast. It is well-constructed, but there is not much particularly remarkable about it. Objectively, it is more good than bad, but there is not much specifically impressive I can find to pinpoint. Johnny Depp is perfectly decent as Whitey Bulger, but it is a rather straightforward performance. (Joel Edgerton, as the FBI agent who grew up with Whitey, manages some nuance). Honestly, the most thrilling part is the epilogue. The trials that happened in the wake of the events of the film promise a whole host of drama. If you love mob movies, or movies with a big prestigious cast, or movies in which Johnny Depp is committed but not entirely off the rails, then see Black Mass. But don’t expect it to take the top spot of any of those categories.

VH1’s The 20 – 10/31/15

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Each week, I check out VH1′s The 20 (formerly Top 20 countdown), and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

This week, the songs are holiday-themed.

Original Version
1. Ray Parker, Jr. – “Ghostbusters”
2. Rocky Horror Picture Show – “Time Warp”
3. Rihanna – “Disturbia”
4. Robbie Williams – “Rock DJ”
5. The Darkness – “I Believe in a Thing Called Love”
6. Delta Rae – “Bottom of the River”
7. Jason Derulo – “Cheyenne”
8. MC Hammer – “Addams Groove”
9. Beyoncé – “Haunted”
10. Marilyn Manson – “The Beautiful People”
11. Missy Elliott – “Get Ur Freak On”
12. Backstreet Boys – “Everybody”
13. Chris Brown – “Wall to Wall”
14. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs – “Heads Will Roll”
15. Nirvana – “Heart-Shaped Box”
16. 30 Seconds to Mars – “The Kill”
17. Christina Aguilera – “Fighter”
18. Panic! at the Disco – “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
19. Rob Zombie – “Living Dead Girl”
20. Madonna – “Ghosttown”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Ghostbusters
2. Heart-Shaped Box
3. Get Ur Freak On
4. Time Warp
5. Living Dead Girl
6. I Write Sins Not Tragedies
7. The Kill
8. Cheyenne
9. Disturbia
10. Heads Will Roll
11. Fighter
12. Bottom of the River
13. I Believe in a Thing Called Love
14. The Beautiful People
15. Haunted
16. Addams Groove
17. Rock DJ
18. Everybody
19. Ghosttown
20. Wall to Wall

The Middle 7.6: “Halloween VI: Tick Tock Death”

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Frankie finally does something she had always forgotten to do: http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/10/29/the-middle-season-7-episode-6-recap-th

The Muppets 1.5: “Walk the Swine”

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Bobo has an associate’s degree. http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/10/28/the-muppets-season-1-episode-5-recap-t

Watch And/Or Listen to This: “Questions”

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I made this video based on this Buzzfeed post: http://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/which-tv-sociopath-are-you-based-on-this-personality-disorde#.ltGrzykWJ

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