
Has David Rasche ever met Peter Gabriel?
Jeff "Jmunney" Malone's Self-Styled "Expert" Thoughts on Movies, TV, Music, and the Rest of Pop Culture
March 31, 2024
Podcasts, That's Auntertainment Arthur the King, Cabrini, Catchy Comedy, Elsbeth, Late Night with the Devil, Podcasts, Rugrats, Rugrats Passover, Sledge Hammer!, That's Auntertainment, The Zone of Interest, What's Jeff Watching?, When Things Were Rotten Leave a comment

Has David Rasche ever met Peter Gabriel?
March 29, 2024
Cinema, Entertainment To-Do List, Music, Television Beyoncé, Cowboy Carter, La chimera, Rugrats, Rugrats Passover Leave a comment

Part-y! (CREDIT: Nickelodeon/Screenshot)
Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.
Movies
–La chimera (Theaters)
TV
-“A Rugrats Passover” (Available to Stream on Paramount+) – A springtime viewing tradition of mine!
Music
-Beyoncé, Cowboy Carter
March 28, 2024
Cinema, Movie Reviews Adam Wingard, Alex Ferns, Brian Tyree Henry, Dan Stevens, Fala Chen, Godzilla, Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, Kaylee Hottle, King Kong, Rachel House, Rebecca Hall Leave a comment

Godzilla, King Kong [Not Pictured: The New Empire] (CREDIT: Warner Bros. Pictures/Screenshot)
Director: Adam Wingard
Running Time: 115 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Monster Fights and Giant Ape Dentistry
Release Date: March 29, 2024 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: A massive ape, a giant lizard, and various other monsters aren’t just myths anymore. They’re full-blown citizens of Earth. So what do human beings think about that? For the most part, they don’t seem to really care. Sure, there are a few stuffy government types who are concerned about the possibility of apocalyptic destruction, but generally in the world of Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, people are just going about their days. And so are Godzilla and King Kong, in fact, as the most they’re worried about is an infected tooth. But there are other monsters out there who aren’t so satisfied with this relative peace.
What Made an Impression?: The Humans Are (Metaphorically) Dead: The MonsterVerse kicked off with 2014’s Godzilla, which I (and a lot of other viewers) dinged for featuring too little of its titular kaiju and mostly boring human characters. Then years later, this franchise actually does care enough about its homo sapiens to give them motivations and interior lives and even have a few of them return from 2019’s Godzilla Vs. Kong. But the necessity of their presence in The New Empire is rather tenuous. Their storylines are ostensibly connected to each other, but they register as if they’re taking place on completely different planes of reality.
Destroy All Cities: Subpar human storylines need not be a death knell for Godzilla x Kong, as the monster battle royale is the main attraction after all. And on that front, the climactic scrapes reminded me of the most laborious sections of the Transformers movies. Which is to say: they’re an exhausting medley of cacophony. Instead of being thrilled by this orgy, I was mostly left wondering who was going to clean up all the urban destruction. Godzilla, Kong, and their cohorts naturally don’t really care much about that, but it feels like there should be at least a joking acknowledgement of that disinterest, instead of just plodding along to knock over whatever buildings lie in their way. In general, the moments of visual wit are few and far between. There are a few clever needle drops and some psychedelic editing experiments here and there, but that’s all just window dressing on a spectacle that’s pretty impenetrable unless you’re an expert in MonsterVerse lore.
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire is Recommended If You: always wanted to see Brazilian beachgoers have their days ruined by giant monsters
Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Portals
March 26, 2024
Cinema, Movie Reviews Cameron Cairnes, Colin Cairnes, David Dastmalchian, Fayssal Bazzi, Georgina Haig, Ian Bliss, Ingrid Torelli, Josh Quong Tart, Late Night with the Devil, Laura Gordon, Michael Ironside, Rhys Auteri 1 Comment

Welcome back! (CREDIT: IFC Films and Shudder)
Starring: David Dastmalchian, Laura Gordon, Ingrid Torelli, Rhys Auteri, Ian Bliss, Fayssal Bazzi, Josh Quong Tart, Georgina Haig, Michael Ironside
Directors: Colin and Cameron Cairnes
Running Time: 93 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: March 22, 2024 (Theaters)
Here’s the deal: in the weeks leading up to Late Night with the Devil‘s release, I kept saying the title to the tune of Mötley Crüe’s “Shout at the Devil” in my head. But as that release date crept closer, I switched that rhythm to Van Halen’s “Runnin’ with the Devil.” And it’s remained that way since I’ve seen it. That’s a good sign!
So does that mean I would like to spend my own late night with Mr. Devil? Well, not literally. I try to go to bed by 10:00 PM these days! But if we could make it An Early Evening with the Devil, or even DVR the conversation and save it for The Morning After with the Devil, then let’s pull up a seat and say what we’ve got to say!
Grade: 83 out of 101 Christous
March 24, 2024
Podcasts, That's Auntertainment Dolly Parton, karaoke, Karaoke Korner, Podcasts, Smash Mouth, That's Auntertainment Leave a comment

Somebody* once told Jeff to pick the best karaoke songs for the 38th time. (*In this case, “somebody” is Jeff’s sister-in-law Erin.)
March 22, 2024
Cinema, Entertainment To-Do List, Music, Television Gary Clark Jr., grown-ish, Immaculate, JPEG Raw, Late Night with the Devil, Luca, Tigers Blood, Waxahatchee Leave a comment

How’s your night been? (CREDIT: Adam White/IFC Films and Shudder)
Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.
Movies
–Immaculate (Theaters)
–Late Night with the Devil (Theaters)
–Luca (Theatrical Re-Release)
TV
–grown-ish Season 6 Part 2 Premiere (March 27 on Freeform) – Continuing the final season.
Music
-Gary Clark Jr., JPEG Raw
-Waxahatchee, Tigers Blood
March 21, 2024
Cinema, Movie Reviews Annie Potts, Bill Murray, Carrie Coon, Celeste O'Connor, Dan Aykroyd, Emily Alyn Lind, Ernie Hudson, Finn Wolfhard, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, Gil Kenan, James Acaster, Kumail Nanjiani, Logan Kim, Mckenna Grace, Patton Oswalt, Paul Rudd, William Atherton 1 Comment

Ghostbust a Move (CREDIT: Sony Pictures)
Starring: Paul Rudd, Carrie Coon, McKenna Grace, Finn Wolfhard, Dan Aykroyd, Kumail Nanjiani, Emily Alyn Lind, Celeste O’Connor, Patton Oswalt, Logan Kim, Ernie Hudson, William Atherton, James Acaster, Annie Potts, Bill Murray
Director: Gil Kenan
Running Time: 115 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Paranormal Freakiness
Release Date: March 22, 2024 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Ghostbusting generations old and new are back in business again. And not a moment too soon, because New York City is about to be targeted with some apocalyptic shenanigans. When an opportunistic slacker (Kumail Nanjiani) sells a suspicious orb to Ray Stantz (Dan Aykroyd), the captive spirits in the Busters’ firehouse start acting rather fishy. Well, fishier than usual. It turns out that a millennia-old supernatural being named Garraka might just be trying to make a comeback. And if he has to freeze the Big Apple in the middle of summer to pull it off, well, then that’s just what he’s going to do. Meanwhile, Phoebe Spengler (McKenna Grace) is feeling adrift, because she’s still a minor and can’t fully participate in the family business. So she starts hanging out with a seemingly friendly ghost named Melody (Emily Alyn Lind), although Melody may just have her own machinations in mind.
What Made an Impression?: What’s Cooler Than Being Cool?: Frozen Empire is in no rush to deliver on its core premise. The icy villain doesn’t show up in full until the final act, so his ultimate defeat isn’t exactly filled with tension. I couldn’t help but wonder if it would have made more sense to invert this approach. That is to say, let New York freezing over be the inciting incident, and then figure out from there how to thaw it out. Instead, director Gil Kenan and co-screenwriter Jason Reitman (who inherited the franchise from his father while directing 2021’s Afterlife) mostly aim for a hangout vibe, with a bunch of random ghosts creating mild chaos while the human characters chit-chat about their favorite paranormal topics.
The Gang’s All Here: One of the major promises of Afterlife was the return of the original Ghostbusters, but that basically just amounted to a glorified cameo. This time around, Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Ernie Hudson, and Annie Potts are all actually fully fledged members of the cast, which somewhat downplays the need to just play the greatest hits. So while Frozen Empire isn’t overly burdened by fanservice (give or take a scene of Paul Rudd earnestly admitting that busting makes him feel good), it’s never fully clear what the context of this world is, vis-a-vis the wider public’s recognition or lack thereof that ghosts exist. They sure seem rather ubiquitous, but there are still authority figures (like William Atherton reprising his role from the original) trying to shut down any busting operation, when it feels like the citizenry ought to be demanding that the Ghostbusters be added to the list of government-provided emergency services.
Who Believes in Ghosts?: If there are more Ghostbusters adventures to come, and I think there just might be, why not take an approach similar to that of the Fast and the Furious series and invite back into the fold everyone who’s ever been in a Ghostbusters movie? Frozen Empire kind of utilizes this approach, but the next chapter could take it even further by re-enlisting the likes of the Lady Ghostbusters. Then just focus on crafting a sufficient new big bad and ignore the fight to win over the hearts and minds of the public. That battle’s surely already been won! Frozen Empire hints towards this maximalist approach, but it’s a little too attached to its underdog roots to really run with it.
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire is Recommended If You Like: Talking to ghosts, but pretending that you’re too cool to talk to ghosts
Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Proton Packs
March 20, 2024
Cinema, Movie Reviews Ali Suliman, Arthur the King, Juliet Rylance, Mark Wahlberg, Nathalie Emmanuel, Simon Cellan Jones, Simu Liu, Ukai the Dog Leave a comment

Arthur? Arthur! (CREDIT: Carlos Rodriguez/Lionsgate)
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Simu Liu, Juliet Rylance, Nathalie Emmanuel, Ali Suliman, Ukai the Dog
Director: Simon Cellan Jones
Running Time: 107 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
Release Date: March 15, 2024 (Theaters)
Did Arthur the Dog make me want to be a king, or at least feel like a king? If Arthur the King is to be believed, then a regal disposition is achieved by tenacity, endurance, and patience. So maybe I’m already a king! Anyone, I don’t want to talk about this movie too much anymore, at least not right now. That dog went through so much, and it’s making me so emotional!
Grade: 30 Meatball out of 50 Scruffs
March 19, 2024
Cinema, Movie Reviews Álvaro Morte, Benedetta Porcaroli, Dora Romano, Giorgio Colangeli, Immaculate, Michael Mohan, Simona Tabasco, Sydney Sweeney 1 Comment

How to Become Pregnant? (CREDIT: NEON)
Starring: Sydney Sweeney, Álvaro Morte, Benedetta Porcaroli, Dora Romano, Giorgio Colangeli, Simona Tabasco
Director: Michael Mohan
Running Time: 88 Minutes
Rating: R for Disturbing Behavior in the Name of Salvation
Release Date: March 22, 2024 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Cecilia (Sydney Sweeney) is absolutely ready to devote the rest of her life to God. But perhaps she didn’t quite envision her vocation as a nun happening at Our Lady of Sorrows in the Italian countryside. In addition to her standard vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience, her primary duties include looking after the sick, older sisters, who are beset by metastasizing tumors and incontinence. Nevertheless, she remains committed, although some of her fellow nuns eye her with suspicion. On top of all that, she suddenly finds herself pregnant, even though she insists that she’s never had sex with anyone. And in fact, we’re given every indication that she’s being honest and that instead something much more sinister is going on.
What Made an Impression?: What Year is This?: Isolation from the outside world is a good idea every once in a while. But as a way of life day in and day out? Maybe it can work in certain situations, but in others, it’s a formula for exploitation. And so it goes in Immaculate, where there are zero signifiers about the temporal setting. Are there no modern amenities because they haven’t been invented yet, or because this particular religious order has chosen to forgo them completely? If I had to guess, I would say it’s set in the present day, as the medical technology appears to be up-to-date, although it’s wielded sparingly to wield control.
Why Her?: It’s difficult to analyze what happens in Immaculate without spoiling too much, so I’ll keep it vague and say that there’s a reason why Cecilia becomes pregnant. Or perhaps I should say: there’s a reason why someone becomes pregnant, although it’s not entirely clear why Cecilia is that someone. It might have something to do with her origin story of surviving a childhood accident when she got trapped underneath a frozen lake. Or maybe this movie’s title offers a clue about the character of her soul. Maybe. This isn’t the most thematically clear-eyed horror movie I’ve ever seen. But at least it covers its Final Girl in buckets of blood as she screams for her life and breaks the tension once or twice with some funny moments of frustration.
Immaculate is Recommended If You Like: Religious-themed escape rooms
Grade: 3 out of 5 Conceptions