
What do you call it when you throw a bomb into the kitchen? (CREDIT: Shout! Studios)
Some thoughts on an indie movie called Linoleum and the Oscar-nominated shorts.
Jeff "Jmunney" Malone's Self-Styled "Expert" Thoughts on Movies, TV, Music, and the Rest of Pop Culture
March 12, 2023
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What do you call it when you throw a bomb into the kitchen? (CREDIT: Shout! Studios)
Some thoughts on an indie movie called Linoleum and the Oscar-nominated shorts.
March 11, 2023
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In another universe, I would have loved to win Oscars with you. (CREDIT: Allyson Riggs/A24)
Here’s a right quick rundown of the Oscar race’s likeliest winners on Sunday, March 12, 2023, and whom I would vote for if I had a ballot.
Best Picture
Prediction: Everything Everywhere All at Once
Preference: Everything Everywhere All at Once
Best Director
Prediction: Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert
Preference: Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert
March 10, 2023
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Every Award Everywhere All at Once (CREDIT: Allyson Riggs/A24)
If I were in charge of unilaterally selecting the Oscars, here is who would be selected. Nominees are listed alphabetically, winners in bold.
Best Picture
Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe
Everything Everywhere All at Once
Pearl
Petite Maman
Turning Red
March 10, 2023
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Oscar, Oscar, & Oscar (CREDIT: Matt Sayles/ABC)
Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.
Movies
–Champions (Theaters)
–Scream VI (Theaters)
TV
-95th Academy Awards (March 12 on ABC) – Time to give out some Oscars.
–Superman & Lois Season 3 Premiere (March 14 on The CW)
–Ted Lasso Season 3 Premiere (March 15 on Apple TV+)
Music
-Miley Cyrus, Endless Summer Vacation
-Fever Ray, Radical Romantics
Sports
-Men’s March Madness (March 14-April 3 on CBS, TBS, TNT, and truTV) – And Selection Sunday is on March 12.
-Women’s March Madness (March 15-April 2 on ESPN and ABC)
March 9, 2023
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Adam Driver stars in 65. (CREDIT: Patti Perret/Sony Pictures Entertainment)
Starring: Adam Driver, Ariana Greenblatt, Chloe Coleman, Nika King
Directors: Scott Beck and Bryan Woods
Running Time: 93 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Dino Chompers and Biting Bugs
Release Date: March 10, 2023 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: They called the movie 65, but it’s worth a lot more than that. Indeed, add several zeros after that title, as it takes place 65 million years ago. A couple of humans lead the cast, but it’s the time of the dinosaurs on Planet Earth. Time travel isn’t on the docket, but intergalactic transport instead, as a pilot named Mills (Adam Driver) is on a mission to find a cure for his sick daughter (Chloe Coleman). But it all goes kablooey when his ship crashes on unfamiliar terra, where he soon finds himself at war with a bunch of rexes and raptors, and more than a couple of hungry insects. And in his care is the only other surviving passenger, a young girl named Koa (Ariana Greenblatt) who doesn’t speak the same language as Mills but is with him all the way.
What Made an Impression?: By major studio sci-fi standards, 65 is fairly low-budget, which you can definitely feel. The lighting is often dim, and we rarely see full shots of the larger dinos. That’s not necessarily a death knell if the human drama is compelling, but alas, there aren’t really any fireworks there either. Driver and Greenblatt have an easy rhythm, but that’s just the thing – it’s too easy. It’s not like there needs to be any major conflict in this sort of guardian-child relationship, but every triumph feels preordained. Mills and Koa are very much in mortal danger the whole time, but you never feel that viscerally.
So what to do with a functionally well-made movie that doesn’t really thrill or inspire? Well, I sat in the theater peacefully for an hour and a half and was grateful that I had an occasion to get out of the house. I was less happy, however, about the skittering and screeching sound effects that disrupted my physiological equilibrium. But that was more of a minor nuisance than anything particularly terrible. To reiterate, 65 didn’t make me feel very strongly in either direction. Maybe if you’re a completist when it comes to sci-fi spacefaring or dino-heavy larks, you can find something worthwhile here, but otherwise, there’s not much to get excited about here.
65 is Recommended If You Like: Genre Fare and you’re not too demanding
Grade: 2 out of 5 Laser Blasts
March 7, 2023
Cinema, Movie Reviews Alex Hintz, Ashton Gunning, Bobby Farrelly, Bradley Edens, Casey Metcalfe, Champ Pederson, Champions, Cheech Marin, Ernie Hudson, James Day Keith, Joshua Felder, Kaitlin Olson, Kevin Iannucci, Madison Tevlin, Matt Cook, Matthew Von Der Ahe, Tom Sinclair, Woody Harrelson 1 Comment

They are the Champions (CREDIT: Shauna Townley/Focus Features)
Starring: Woody Harrelson, Kaitlin Olson, Ernie Hudson, Cheech Marin, Matt Cook, Madison Tevlin, Joshua Felder, Kevin Iannucci, Ashton Gunning, Matthew Von Der Ahe, Tom Sinclair, James Day Keith, Alex Hintz, Casey Metcalfe, Bradley Edens, Champ Pederson
Director: Bobby Farrelly
Running Time: 123 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Mild Farrelly-Style Crude Humor
Release Date: March 10, 2023 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: You know, coaching basketball is a very stressful job. Emotions run high in any sport, and this one has the added disadvantage of all that body heat being trapped inside a stadium. So it’s no wonder that there have been multiple movies and TV shows (as well as real-life examples) of basketball coaches spectacularly falling from grace. The latest example of this trope is Champions, a remake of a 2018 Spanish film of the same name (or Campeones in its native tongue), in which Woody Harrelson plays Marcus, a minor league coach who has dreams of breaking into the NBA. Instead, a night of drunk driving leads him to spending most of his time fulfilling his community service duties in the hinterlands of Iowa by leading a local amateur team made up of players with intellectual disabilities.
What Made an Impression?: Sports movies that focus on team efforts rise (or sink) by the strength (or weakness) of their personalities. And the guys on the roster of Champions might have Down syndrome or traumatic brain injuries or other related conditions, but that hardly means they won’t leave an impression on the people around them. Marcus is a little ignorant about them initially, but he’s won over quickly. This is obviously a movie about the triumph of the human spirit, but it doesn’t underline that point egregiously. Instead of wasting time on Marcus constantly saying the wrong thing, he mostly just bonds with his players over a shared love of the game. Still, it’s certainly an adjustment for a guy with NBA aspirations, but witnessing him figuring it out and embracing it is the whole attraction.
Anyway, if you’re an aficionado of the genre, or even if you have just a passing awareness of sports movies, you can probably see where this is all headed. The team improbably makes their way to the championship, the coach is tempted by greener pastures in another town far far away, and there might just be someone who’s captured his heart for good measure (in this case, she’s played by It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia‘s Kaitlin Olson). Champions has no intention of reinventing the formula; instead, its purpose is all about giving some new players the opportunity to have their own Rudy/Rocky/Jimmy Chitwood moment. If you’re looking for that sort of wholesome entertainment, with a generous helping of potty humor thrown in for good measure, then Champions has you covered. And if your curiosity is also piqued by SportsCenter spending an inordinate amount of time covering the saga of Special Olympians, with actual ESPN personalities playing themselves, then you’re in luck once again!
Champions is Recommended If You Like: The usual suspects when it comes to inspirational triumphs of the human spirit
Grade: 3 out of 5 Double Dribbles
March 5, 2023
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Kelce, meet Kelsea. Kelsea, meet Kelce. (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)
The March 4, 2023 edition of Saturday Night Live was hosted by Super Bowl-winning football professional Travis Kelce, with the musical guest being country performer Kelsea Ballerini. It was the first time on the venerable sketch institution for both of them, a huge departure from last week’s episode.
In case you were wondering, yes, “Kelce” and “Kelsea” are pronounced the same, so therefore I just had to include homophones in my thoughts on every one of this episode’s sketches.
March 5, 2023
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“How should I know?
(CREDIT: Screenshot)
From the files of That’s Auntertainment… Jeff finally watches quite possibly the greatest one-season show in TV history.
March 3, 2023
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Always bet on Black (CREDIT: Hulu/Screenshot)
Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.
Movies
–Creed III (Theaters)
TV
–Daisy Jones & the Six Series Premiere (March 3 on Amazon Prime) – Based on a book that I’m currently reading.
–Grand Crew Season 2 Premiere (March 3 on NBC)
–Act Your Age Series Premiere (March 4 on Bounce TV) – I’m watching this out of Yvette Nicole Brown loyalty.
-Independent Spirit Awards (March 4 on YouTube)
–History of the World, Part II Series Premiere (March 6 on Hulu) – 2 episodes per day, four days in a row.
–Perry Mason Season 2 Premiere (March 6 on HBO)
–That’s My Jam Season 2 Premiere (March 7 on NBC)
Music
-Xiu Xiu, Ignore Grief