‘PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie’ Aims to Be Super

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Here they come to save the day (CREDIT: Spin Master Entertainment, Nickelodeon Movies, and Paramount Pictures)

Starring: Mckenna Grace, Taraji P. Henson, Marsai Martin, Christian Convery, Kim Kardashian, North West, Saint West, Chris Rock, James Marsden, Kristen Bell, Finn Lee-Epp, Ron Pardo, Lil Rel Howery, Serena Williams, Alan Kim, Brice Gonzalez, Luxton Handspiker, Christian Corrao, Callum Shoniker, Nylan Parthipan, Kim Roberts

Director: Cal Brunker

Running Time: 92 Minutes

Rating: PG for Dogs in Danger

Release Date: September 29, 2023 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Those dang pooches have superpowers now! The long-running canine kids show is back for a second big screen adventure. The PAW Patrol is still faithfully providing all the emergency services for Adventure City, but this time around, a meteor arrives and makes them even mightier than usual (hence the subtitle). But wouldn’t you know it, there’s a meteor expert in town who wants those space rock powers for herself. So she teams up with the ex-mayor/PAW Patrol nemesis to poke those pooches where it hurts. Will they continue to display the sort of teamwork that makes the dream work and stop this dastardly duo?

What Made an Impression?: In this particular review, I am serving as a representative to all you childless adults out there to let you know if there’s any way you could ever possibly be interested in PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie. (If any kids or parents also happen to read this review, that’s fine, too.) I’ve certainly enjoyed my fair share of entertainment that has a more youthful audience in mind, and I do love dogs of all shapes and sizes. So if you, like me, can summon your inner mutt-loving child, chances are you’ll find The Mighty Movie to be… perfectly pleasant. This is a rather safe movie, in all senses of the word “safe” (with the notable exception of one scene in which one of the PAW Patrol crew gets stuck on a failing plane). It’s not going to drive you nuts, and the wild list of credits is certainly entertaining. It’s a slight net positive for the world, as far as I can tell.

Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie is Recommended If You Like: Loyalty, duty, mentorism

Grade: 3 out of 5 Meteors

Movie Review: ‘Little’ Squanders Its ‘Big’-In-Reverse Premise on Too Much Broad Comedy

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CREDIT: Eli Joshua Adé/Universal Pictures

Starring: Marsai Martin, Regina Hall, Issa Rae, Justin Hartley, Tone Bell, Mikey Day, Luke James, Rachel Dratch

Director: Tina Gordon

Running Time: 109 Minutes

Rating: PG-13 for An Adult Woman Trapped in a Child’s Body Trying to Drink and Flirt Like an Adult Woman

Release Date: April 12, 2019

There is a creepy subtext to high-concept comedies about kids fantastically becoming the adult version of themselves. But the likes of Big and 13 Going on 30 avoid being actually creepy films by choosing to sidestep those implications. However, the fact remains that their main characters are children in adult bodies who find themselves in situations that could very well turn sexual. Physically, they may have magically become mature, but emotionally they remain the same, so ethically it’s all sorts of confusing. Little reverses the premise, turning the adult into her middle school self, and it also embraces the creepiness, which is confusing in an inside-out sort of way. Is a 13-year-old girl hitting on her teacher morally acceptable when she’s actually a grown woman under a magic spell? Little convinces me that it is, bizarrely enough. The rest of the movie, alas, raises all sort of unanswered conundrums.

Jordan Sanders (Regina Hall) has become the successful head of a tech company by adopting an I’ll-take-whatever-I-want attitude in response to the bullying she endured for being a nerdy science kid. She may have plenty of cash and a decent amount of respect in an often sexist and racist industry, but all of her employees are deathly terrified of her and she doesn’t have any close friends or family. So for a few days she turns into her younger self (in the form of black-ish‘s Marsai Martin, who came up with the idea and at 14 is the youngest person ever to receive an executive producer credit on a Hollywood production) to get back in touch with what originally fueled her passion in the first place. That’s all well and good, but the shenanigans that happen to get her to that realization are a little more suspect.

A movie like this is obviously not aiming for verisimilitude, but how the characters grapple with the break from typical reality shows how much thought and care did, or did not, go into the story. On that matter, Jordan’s sudden absence from work is too easily brushed off as illness, while the sudden appearance of a little girl is too often not explained at all. (Occasionally, the explanation is that Jordan has a daughter, but that’s only employed when the scene requires it.) Also, the whole school subplot is catalyzed by a wacky misunderstanding involving Child Protective Services and concluded in just as weightless a fashion. What will CPS do when they realize that Jordan has disappeared from school after attending it for only a couple of days and then they discover that the child version of her no longer exists? Little provides no answer, but I wish it would have, because it could have resulted in plenty of hilarity. Depending on your sense of humor, there may very well be plenty of opportunities for you to heartily guffaw during this movie, but instead of mostly being a natural outgrowth of the premise, they mostly feel like a random series of hijinks.

Little is Recommended If You Like: 13 Going on 30, Insecure, Thirsty Women Admiring Shirtless Men

Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Donut Trucks