I Love Watching All Those Matrixes Get Resurrected!

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CREDIT: Warner Bros. Pictures/Screenshot

Starring: Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Jessica Henwick, Jonathan Groff, Neil Patrick Harris, Priyanka Chopra Jones, Jada Pinkett Smith, Christina Ricci, Chad Stahelski

Director: Lana Wachowski

Running Time: 148 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: December 22, 2021 (Theaters and HBO Max)

The Matrix Resurrections is perhaps the most self-referential movie ever made. That’s usually a major turnoff for audiences (give or take a Scream), but we’ve all been living in the Matrix ever since the first came out. I love that fact about our lives! So of course the scenes in Resurrections that I loved the most are the ones that most clearly echo the rest of the franchise and reckon with the creation of the movie that we’re watching right now. (Spaceballs, anyone?) I’m obviously talking about the scene where the video game team is pitching (and re-pitching) their sequel ideas. And I’m also talking about Neo and Trinity’s final encounter with The Analyst, what with it being firmly underscored by a theme of second chances. You might have to squint to see the connections in other scenes, but not that hard. Long live the Catrix!

Grade: A Million Miles in One Matrix

2021: A Year at the Movies

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I’mmm Freeeee! (PHOTO CREDIT: Walter Wojcik)

I was really, REALLY happy to see movies in 2021.

(Included with the list of titles are grades, dates, showtimes, theatre locations, and folks I saw the movies with.)

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Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 12/31/21

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The Lost Daughter (CREDIT: Netflix)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
–The Lost Daughter (December 17 in Limited Theaters, December 31 on Netflix)

TV
–Kenan Season 2 Premiere (January 3 on NBC)
–That’s My Jam Timeslot Premiere (January 3 on NBC) – Music in service of a game show.
–black-ish Season 8 Premiere (January 4 on ABC) – Final Season Alert!

That’s Auntertainment! Episode 24 ReRelease: Favorite Christmas Songs of All Time

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CREDIT: Trans-Siberian Orchestra/Screenshot

Merry Happy (again)! Jeff and Aunt Beth reveal(ed in 2020) their favorite Christmas songs of all time. And maybe someone else did too? (Yes.)

Now featuring a brand-spankin’ new intro from Jeff!

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 12/24/21

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The Book of Boba Fett (CREDIT: Disney+/Lucasfilm)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
–The Matrix Resurrections (Theaters and HBO Max) – After all these years…
–Memoria (One Theater at a Time)
–Parallel Mothers (Theaters) – Penélope Cruz and Pedro Almodóvar team up again!
–Sing 2 (Theaters) – Just give in to the singing animals.

TV
–Insecure Series Finale (December 26 on HBO)
–The Book of Boba Fett (December 29 on Disney+)

‘Memoria’ is a Gentle Boom

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Memoria (CREDIT: NEON)

Starring: Tilda Swinton, Jeanne Balibar, Elkin Díaz, Juan Pablo Urrego, Daniel Giménez Cacho

Director: Apichatpong Weerasethakul

Running Time: 136 Minutes

Rating: Unrated

Release Date: December 26, 2021 (Never-Ending Theatrical Release, One Theater at a Time)

Tilda Swinton is woken up by a loud bang, and then she just doesn’t know what to do. That is the premise (or the beginning, as “premise” might be a bit of a stretch) of the new film Memoria. It’s directed by Apichatpong Weerasethakul, who’s probably best known to American audiences for his meditative, Palme d’Or-winning Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives. That earlier film was a challenge to anyone expecting a straightforward, fast-moving plot, but it was a balm to anyone else looking for something soothing and reflective. I imagine that Memoria will be a challenge even among those who loved Uncle Boonmee (myself included), but if you prize ambiguity and existential mystery in your cinema, then it might just be right up your alley.

It’s difficult to get into the specifics of Memoria, because, to be honest, I’m not entirely sure what the specifics are. I can say that Swinton’s character is named Jessica and that she’s currently in Colombia and that she spends the film walking around various locales in the country. But beyond that, I’m at a loss. There are at least two scenes that had a significant effect on me, so I’ll mention those. The first involves Jessica and a few others watching an impromptu jazz performance at a university. If Memoria had suddenly decided to turn into a concert film at that moment, I wouldn’t have complained!

Then about halfway through comes the scene that I suspect many viewers will consider the crux of it all. Jessica is walking through the jungle when she encounters a man who appears to live there. He offers wisdom that somehow immediately strikes a chord with the journey that she’s on. Is this where the key to unlocking the answers about Memoria resides? Perhaps, but if those answers do exist, I have my doubts that they’ll fit with any traditional definition of what it means to be an answer.

Ultimately, my singular, subjective experience of this film is appreciation more than adoration, but that might gradually change over time. It certainly did with Uncle Boonmee, and I’m glad that Weerasethakul has been given the space to follow his own muse.

Memoria is Recommended If You Like: Gentle confusion

Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Bangs

‘The Tragedy of Macbeth’ Review: Shakespeare in the Dark

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The Tragedy of Macbeth (CREDIT: Alison Cohen Rosa/A24)

Starring: Denzel Washington, Frances McDormand, Corey Hawkins, Brendon Gleeson, Harry Melling, Bertie Carvel, Alex Hassell, Kathryn Hunter, Moses Ingram, Ralph Ineson, Sean Patrick Thomas, Stephen Root, Brian Thompson, Richard Short

Director: Joel Coen

Running Time: 105 Minutes

Rating: R for Bloody Swordplay

Release Date: December 25, 2021 (Theaters)/January 14, 2022 (Apple TV+)

When reviewing a new Shakespeare adaptation, especially one of the Bard’s most popular productions, it makes sense to ask: what makes this version different? So as Joel Coen goes solo to take on The Scottish Play, what uniqueness has he brought to the table? Well, he did cast his wife Frances McDormand as Lady Macbeth, so that could potentially be some fertile ground for psychoanalysis. Or maybe not! She’s already been in plenty of his films, and I’m willing to guess that this isn’t the first time that a director’s wife has been cast in something Shakespearean. Denzel Washington certainly brings some more melanin than usual to the title role, but ultimately that’s neither here nor there. He’s Denzel Washington after all, so why not cast him in one of the most dramatically hefty parts in all of English-language drama?

Overall, one word comes to mind when trying to identify The Tragedy of Macbeth‘s uniqueness, and that word is: surreal. I don’t know if that’s what Coen was specifically aiming for, and I in fact wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t a consideration at all. But no matter how it happened, it showed up. One huge reason for that is the dialogue itself; it’s strange to speak in iambic pentameter all the time, after all. On top of that, the geography within the castle walls never quite makes visual sense. Instead, it’s like a maze that the characters are perpetually stuck within. Combine that with Bruno Delbonnel’s stark black-and-white cinematography, and the whole film comes across as a dream that curdles into a nightmare. And as so often happens when I see a movie that lacks bright colors, I nodded off throughout, which only added to the sense that I slipped through some parallel dimension or underworld.

One more element that really stands out is Kathryn Hunter’s performance as the witchy weird sisters. She contorts herself into seemingly inhuman positions, which is a wise acting decision, considering that her characters are meant to be somewhere in between human and supernatural. I didn’t ask to see a huge disembodied toe stuck between someone else’s toes, but now I won’t be able to forget it. Nor will I be able to forget the shot of the one sister standing over a pool that reflects back the other two sisters. This is a striking Shakespearean adaptation, is what I’m saying.

The Tragedy of Macbeth is Recommended If You Like: Claustrophobia, Cruel fate, Maximum weirdness

Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Usurpers

Jeff’s Wacky SNL Review: Paul Rudd/No Musical Guest

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SNL: Charli XCX, Paul Rudd, Ego Nwodim (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)

This Paul Rudd-hosted episode of Saturday Night Live was supposed to feature Charli XCX as the musical guest, but instead there was no musical guest. (Although Charli did show up in a pre-recorded sketch!) Changes were made at the last minute, but the show had to go on, so it did go on! There were some new bits, but several of the sketches were classic Christmas-themed selections, along with new intros from Rudd and/or Tina Fey, Kenan Thompson, and Tom Hanks.

Rudd was in town presumably to promote his new flick Ghostbusters: Afterlife (which also features some SNL alums in its cast) and his new Apple TV+ show The Shrink Next Door (which also co-stars an SNL alum). But I also must mention that he has a recurring voice gig on the terrific new Netflix show Saturday Morning All Star Hits!, which stars and was co-created by current SNL cast member Kyle Mooney.

In the spirit of persevering, I will stick with the reviewing plan I had for this episode, which was to list the sketches in order from least Christmassy to most Christmassy. I’ve determined this according to the number of times we hear spoken in the sketch the word “Christmas” (or its derivatives, like “Christmassy,” “Christmastime,” etc.). I have included in the counts those Christmases spoken in the intros.

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That’s Auntertainment! Karaoke Korner 24

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Jeff’s friend Walt has selected the latest Karaoke Korner setlist, and it’s basically a tour through the past few decades of modern rock.

‘American Underdog’ is an Okay Football Movie and a Down-the-Middle Christian Movie

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American Underdog (CREDIT: Michael Kubeisy/Lionsgate)

Starring: Zachary Levi, Anna Paquin, Dennis Quaid, Chance Kelly, Cindy Hogan, Ser’Darius Blain, Adam Baldwin, Bruce McGill, Hayden Zaller

Directors: Andrew and Jon Erwin

Running Time: 112 Minutes

Rating: PG for Mild Adult Situations

Release Date: December 25, 2021 (Theaters)

Is American Underdog The Great Evangelical Christian Movie we’ve all been waiting for? Not quite, but it does promise a decent amount of inspiration. Plenty of professional athletes have attributed their success to God, and Kurt Warner is one of the most successful to ever do so. He was named Super Bowl MVP in 2001 and eventually made his way into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, but he took a uniquely circuitous path to the big time. He went undrafted out of a college that’s not exactly known for producing NFL talent, got a job stocking grocery shelves just to get by, and then tried at hand arena football just as his dreams were starting to slip away for good. That’s when he landed on the radar of the St. Louis Rams, a struggling franchise willing to take a chance on a guy that everyone else had written off as too old to be a rookie. And even after all that, he was still just a backup. But not for long, as the Rams’ starting quarterback got injured in a preseason game.

You might think it would be a little odd seeing 41-year-old Zachary Levi playing Warner throughout his twenties, but fortunately Shazam! did us the favor of establishing his overgrown kid bona fides. Besides, world-class athletes are often so physically imposing and metaphorically larger-than-life that they can easily appear to be ten years older than they actually are. So Levi sells that part of the role, but what about the Christianity aspect? I certainly believe that Warner lives his life dedicated to God and that he became especially committed to his faith when he meets divorced mother of two Brenda (Anna Paquin). But does that aspect of his life make for an interesting movie? I’ll say this: it could’ve been more interesting. There are some hints at internal existential struggles, particularly when Brenda’s parents die in a tornado. But we never feel the full weight of how the Warners can reconcile a merciful god with a cruel world. We just kind of learn that they in fact do do that.

But what about the football? It’s not hard to make the career of Kurt Warner exciting. His years with the Rams were nicknamed “The Greatest Show on Turf,” and they certainly featured some of the most dynamic offensive playmaking in the history of the NFL. I love touchdowns much more than I love concussion-causing tackles, so I’m reasonably happy with a highlight reel of this nature. But does American Underdog say anything that the real licensed game footage doesn’t already say? As with the Christianity, the answer is a resounding … “maybe”? There’s a running theme about how Kurt is resistant to the strictures imposed by his coaches. Did he possibly revolutionize football by scrambling out of the so-called “pocket” and thereby opening up the game to untold possibilities? Perhaps! The movie doesn’t really give us a definitive answer either way.

Oh well, at least there’s Dennis Quaid really enjoying himself (and relishing a chicken sandwich when we first meet him) as Rams coach Dick Vermeil, who’s in his sixties during the film’s events but even more of an overgrown kid than everyone else. Maybe American Underdog should have just been a Warner-Vermeil buddy comedy – and not even necessarily primarily about football! Just spitballing, but perhaps they could solve pigskin-related crimes in the St. Louis area. Billion dollar idea here for the taking, folks.

American Underdog is Recommended If You Like: Real life sports footage mixed with fake movie scenes, Inspirational kids with disabilities, Honky tonk bars

Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Touchdowns

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