The Middle 7.14: “Film, Friends, and Fruit Pies”
February 11, 2016
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New Girl 5.6 – “Reagan”
February 10, 2016
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Where the hell is Winston’s cherry? http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2016/02/10/new-girl-season-5-episode-6-recap-mega
The Muppets 1.12 – “A Tail of Two Piggies”
February 10, 2016
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Big Oil, Big Pharma, Big Diapers http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2016/02/10/the-muppets-season-1-episode-12-recap-
SNL Recap February 6, 2016: Larry David/The 1975
February 7, 2016
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SNL: Larry David, The 1975, Kate McKinnon
This review was originally posted on Starpulse in February 2016.
If you want to enjoy life, it is best to keep complaining to a minimum. But if you want to put on a good comedy show, you’re going to want to have some complaints. That is why Larry David is an ideal “SNL” host, even though he is the type of guy who hates hosting anything. That tension of constantly being bothered by the things that he is best at is the stuff that dreams, and memorable television, are made of. The fact that he also looks and sounds exactly like one of the major presidential candidates is just a bonus.
A Message from Ted Cruz – The show kicks off with “SNL” showing perhaps its strongest bite yet in this election cycle, with Taran Killam pulling no punches in his portrayal of Ted Cruz as the most odious human being ever. While this is admirably fearless, it is not the freshest angle. It kind of writes itself, honestly, what with his daughter refusing to hug him and tricking voters into believing that an opponent has dropped out of the race. Framing the greatest challenge of his campaign as overcoming the handicap of “Being Ted Cruz” is a neat enough trick, making for a cold opening that is more clever than surprising. B-
This Is a (Quickie) Movie Review: Hail, Caesar!
February 7, 2016
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Capitol Pictures head of production Eddie Mannix (Josh Brolin) has a full slate of fires to put out: a kidnapped George Clooney who comes under the sway of communism, the need to curry favor with various religious figures, a pregnant starlet who needs a husband to maintain her good girl image, an ambush by gossip columnist twin sisters, and a cowboy actor struggling with erudition in his first romantic comedy. It’s all in a day’s work for Mannix. As world-threatening or paradigm-shifting as some of these crises are, they all turn out okay in the end. Despite the weightiness of the subject matter, this is decidedly a light feature. “Would that it were so simple”? Actually, it is.
This Is a Movie Review: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
February 7, 2016
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Mashing up the most classic English novel of manners with flesh-eaters may seem a bit silly, but it turns out is actually a natural fit, with the presence of zombies illuminating the themes of Jane Austen. When Mrs. Bennett frets to Mr. Bennett (an underused Charles Dance) about the marriageability of their daughters and he responds that he is much more concerned about their character, it mocks the emphasis on frivolity over more sensible matters in “proper” society. That Mr. Bennett’s more reasonable concern is their skill as warriors elevates this disconnect to an absurd, unmistakable degree.
The extension of Austen’s themes is also front and center in the most iconic P&P scene. After Elizabeth Bennett (a subtly passionate Lily James) incredulously rejects the first proposal from Mr. Darcy (Sam Riley, rougher around the edges than most Darcy’s), their disconnect breaks out into mortal combat. The frustrated feelings of these two have been consistent among all adaptations. The only difference here is that they are actually trained in swordplay. As Darcy sits atop Lizzie, his blades surrounding her neck, it is clear that this is the best version ever of this scene and the hottest film fight since Gina Carano vs. Michael Fassbender in the hotel in Haywire.
Considering how well it does by Austen, it is disappointing that its treatment of the undead is not similarly astute. It shows some imagination with Darcy’s use of carrion flies to identify the zombies lurking among the living. There is also some business about the Antichrist leading an army of the undead and some well-behaved zombies sustained on pig’s brains. But these elements are never really given the space that they need to develop.
With such a wacky premise, one would think there would be ample opportunity for the cast to really sink their teeth into some unusual performances. But for the most part this is not the case, with the notable exception of Matt Smith, as the Bennetts’ insufferable and ineffectual cousin Mr. Collins. Given free rein to explore the possibilities of this multi-genre effort, he nails the camp, heady profundity, and foppish British humor, making for an inimitable version of this oft-overlooked character. Elsewhere, Lena Headey serves up the regality as legendary warrior Lady Catherine de Bourgh, and Jack Huston is sufficiently wicked as the two-faced Mr. Wickham.
Ultimately, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies feels like better than average fan fiction, which is a comparison I usually wince at, but it feels unusually appropriate here. Genre mashups are a frequent fanfic feature, so the concept feels of a piece with that world. Often the biggest pitfall of fanfic is the difficulty to capture the character’s voices and remain true to the original’s themes. P&P&Z manages that feat with aplomb. Admittedly, this is not too hard a feat, considering that much of the dialogue is lifted straight from Austen and peppered with undead references. Nevertheless, it takes it a few steps further than not just screwing anything up.
What Won TV? – January 31-February 6, 2016
February 7, 2016
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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – The Good Wife
Monday – The X-Files, with Rhys Darby astutely observing the ridiculousness of ties
Tuesday – The People vs. O.J. Simpson
Wednesday – Man Seeking Woman
Thursday – Baskets
Friday – Childrens Hospital
Saturday – bern your enthusiasm, and all of SNL really
The Best TV Episodes of 2015
February 6, 2016
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If you binge through this list, you will get a good sense of the televisual excellence of 2015. These selections lean heavily toward comedy, for two reasons: I watch more comedies than dramas, and comedies naturally distill their greatness more readily into individual episodes while dramas do so more naturally in multi-episode arcs. The top 5 are ranked below, while the rest are unranked and organized alphabetically by show.
This Is a Movie Review: The Revenant
February 6, 2016
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It is odd that Leonardo DiCaprio’s first Oscar win will likely come for The Revenant, a movie in which he is given relatively little to do. It certainly takes effort to thrash around and foam at the mouth, and he does all that well, but there is not a whole lot of variety to his performance, nor is there meant to be. This is an exceedingly straightforward revenge movie that does exactly what it sets out to do. It is magnificently produced, with cinematographer Emmanuel Lubezki sustaining unreal beauty that makes his other work look like unfocused, distorted footage of static. But while the technical accomplishments are unassailable (for all involved), the story itself is not especially built to inspire strong emotions one way or the other. Of course, your mileage may vary, but if you are not already susceptible to being awed by a survivalist story of trudging through the snowy wilderness, The Revenant does not work overtime to change your mind. It operates with a workmanlike approach wherein it is what it is. There is some dabbling in the concept that “we are all one with nature” or something like that, but it hardly overwhelms the narrative. Too bad, honestly; more of those diversions would have been more polarizing, perhaps, but also more exciting.
This Is a (Quickie) Movie Review: The Boy
February 6, 2016
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Following in the footsteps of The Forest, The Boy is the latest horror pic with a promising concept but not-so-promising release date. To get a little SPOILER-Y, it calls to mind The Visit, in that it lulls the viewer into almost buying into the supernatural explanation of its central mystery, and then pulls out the rug with a third-act twist that is more prosaic but also more disturbing. That reveal hits hard, as does the introduction of the doll that Greta (Lauren Cohan, dutifully playing along with this insane world) is asked to look after as though it were a real boy. In between, though, nothing much notable happens. There are a lot of scare tactics that provide standard jump scares but do nothing to illuminate any themes or aesthetics.